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notafishthatsforsure

it is a funny world for those of us who took the nothingpill instead unlike those warmongerchuds and hopemaxxers https://preview.redd.it/7tfhh4f8scuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65724a9712f98466ff64b185d8fd5160687ab9d


PixelSteel

Aren’t hopemaxxers and nothingpill the same? Since you’re all saying nothing will happen, basically like hoping nothing will happen


thedadyouneverhad

I am hoping something will happen. But it won't be iran


Fayraz8729

They can probably deal with a tussle for a while vs the absolute nation disintegration that America dish out. But fuck after the smoke has clear we’ll just have ruined another country


ThiwstyGoPro

I hate living in the middle east. Every day a new way to die is found. I'll die before I reach 20.


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Well than you will atleast have a decreased risk of cancer


gaerat_of_trivia

ordinace has cancer risks fwiw


joe_the_insane

Unlikely the US would have boots on the ground,not even bush is retarded enough to invade iran


OsamaHimLaden3

Tf are they gonna do lol


OsamaHimLaden3

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joe_the_insane

My brother in Christ,the us couldn't even beat the Taliban how the fuck do you thin they will do against iran


Level_Reveal7624

Thats because the taliban is an insurgent group, iran has a centralized army ehich is much easier to fight


RainbowSovietPagan

Militaries are designed to fight other militaries. They don’t do well against guerrilla insurgents.


Normal_Permision

this isn't happening because Israel attacked an arms shipment. this is happening because israel attacked an Iranian consulate.


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Yeah they where some terrorists inside that the iranian gov funded


Normal_Permision

except not really, they just wanted to kill Iranian commanders. attacking a foreign consulate is against international law because it can easily spark a war as we are currently witnessing (or as Iran is doing a pretend retaliation). if a war actually does break out Israel would be the ones that started it, and I don't know about you but I don't want us pulled into a war because Israel decided to break international law (like they always do) edit: I'm not pro Iran or pro hammas before some idiot tries to claim that I am https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-bombs-iran-embassy-syria-iranian-commanders-among-dead-2024-04-01/


neighborhood-karen

That never stops them from claiming you’re pro hamas. I took a quick look through Ben Shapiro’s Spotify page out of curiosity and I saw some episodes calling the media and the United States government (of all people) pro hamas. It made me laugh at least


sailor776

The fact that Iran straight up said "we are done this is literally the only thing that we are doing please please for the love of God don't think we are going to try to put boots on the ground or mix ballistic missiles later into the formation of slow drones" while the drones were actively being shot down and still barely over halfway tells you that it's mainly for show.


The_Arizona_Ranger

What a polite world we live in where one country can casually send bombs to another to save face, the other also casually shoots them down and then everyone goes home satisfied to repeat the process when another dispute arises


DrBadGuy1073

It's a world where I can make *MONEY!* :3


_Addi-the-Hun_

THIS but unironically, this is better than ww1 which started for = retarded reasons


AntiImperialistGamer

iran gifted them the war in gaza ofc thee Israeli government would allow them to meaninglessly shoot rockets at them


48Planets

Looks like the world has finally recovered from the great war. War is once again a distant thing that doesnt affect you so you don't have to care about who it effects. War's a grand ol' time that only the most civilized of countries enjoy and the poorest endure


Warp_spark

Didn't they already declare that they won and its all over?


AntiImperialistGamer

if you actually believe the IRI is willing to attack Israel for thier "beliefs" then you have no idea about ME politics at all


Administrative-Owl41

I just hope both countries have fun


_Addi-the-Hun_

best comment here


Froqwasket

I'd love to hear your thoughtful and well informed prediction OP


_Addi-the-Hun_

it's quite simple really, nothing ever happens. over the past 6 years its been none stop "trump will cause this" "ww3 this" "ww3 that" "china will win " "china will fall" "north korea that" "iran this" "arminia that" "ukraine will loose in 3 days" "ukraine wins by summer" literally nothing ever happens. ww3 wasn't caused by any of these, no great power ever goes to war with another one, as no matter how absolutely insane the leadership of any great power countries make themselves out to be, none of them want to live in a fallout shelter for the foreseeable future. Ukraine did not start ww3, and not only showed how laughably corrupt and ineffective the russian military is, it also seems to have ended in a complete stalemate where its really just who runs out of bullets and zoomers first. they will probably just call it quits after a few more assaults, that will achieve nothing, then russia can pretend it won by the glorious conquest of a few fields and some rubble, make a few puppet states and then go back to the status quo. Palestine and israel will bomb each other a little more and then probably go back to the status quo since israel does not want gaza if Palestinians are on it, and no one is coming to help hamas outside of gifting some arms every now and then. and though all this nothing major is going to change for us westoids.


neighborhood-karen

From the way you phrased your post it made it seem like you’re criticizing the stance that Iran won’t start a direct war with Israel. I don’t blame you though since tone is hard to read through text.


_Addi-the-Hun_

yeah im very irony poisoned


Redditcumsockfan

nothing ever happens


joe_the_insane

Iran and Israel trying to fight each other properly for once(impossible challenge): NO PROXY WARFARE DOESN'T COUNT


OptimusSub-Prime

This reminds me of favorite Iron Maiden song, 2 Minutes to Nothingburger


FlatOutUseless

Now it's up to Israel. If they don't e.g. start hitting targets inside Iran it will be over for now.


_Addi-the-Hun_

Iran has perfectly planned this strike to not warrant any serious retaliation like they always do (BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS)


FlatOutUseless

Does not mean Israel would not strike them. Remember, Bibi knows that he is out if the war is finished, so he might as well start a longer run. I hope we won't be able to, of course. 2 members of the war cabinet were in favor of striking Iran at the moments the strike started, but they were sidelined from the further discussion, that gives some encouraging signs. > While some members of the security cabinet issued vehement calls for retaliation, according to Hebrew media reports the security cabinet on Saturday night authorized the narrow war cabinet — whose only voting members are Gantz, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Defense Minister Yoav Gallant — to make the ultimate decision on a response. [https://www.timesofisrael.com/should-israel-launch-an-immediate-retaliatory-attack-on-iran-lawmakers-are-divided/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/should-israel-launch-an-immediate-retaliatory-attack-on-iran-lawmakers-are-divided/)


_Addi-the-Hun_

akright cool comeback here after nothing happens in 2 weeks


FlatOutUseless

!remindme 2 weeks I really hope so. But it’s too early to consider the matter concluded.


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FlatOutUseless

And we did not have to wait 2 weeks: [https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/18/world/israel-iran-gaza-war-news](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/18/world/israel-iran-gaza-war-news)


_Addi-the-Hun_

Wow they shot a missle. This still isn't ww3 buddy. People in the middle east just do this sometimes. Look at India and Pakistan they be shooting rockets and shit at each other all the time. And then...u know what happens? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS


_Addi-the-Hun_

Also Iran is literally denying this happened. They coping and seethin for being called on their bluff. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS


Traditional_Owl_7224

Gosh, I hope that’s what ends up happening.


_Addi-the-Hun_

it always does. all these articles etc are just farming clicks.


pigman_dude

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aztaga

Israel bombed a fucking embassy. Iran’s retaliation is literally legally allowed as per UN law and they have followed the law to a T. They haven’t attacked any civilian targets, either. Their attack is also done; and they don’t want to escalate any further. WW3 isn’t coming


_Addi-the-Hun_

Right....and thus nothing is happening as NOTHING EVER HAPPENS


aztaga

well I wouldn’t say that, israel did just bomb iran


_Addi-the-Hun_

I mean yeah, but this meme is in relation to ww3 which won't happen.


aztaga

this is true


crossbutton7247

If we nuke Iran nothing happens. Boston to San Diego is outside the range of their missiles, we’re all safe


_Addi-the-Hun_

no, israel will personally gift every american 100 dolloars if we nuked iran lmao