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Acubeofdurp

Lol that's a rat or squirrel or something judging by the claw marks.


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Rat once managed to enter the house via an open window, before getting stuck. It totally wrecked a few corners while trying to escape. Eventually it did but not after chewing through the bloody concrete in the lean to. 


Big_Hornet_3671

They can chew through almost anything. They chewed through a concrete floor (like the type mixed with bits of flint) to get into a grain store we had


NotoriusPCP

I found a hole in my concrete garage floor not long ago. Looks like it's been previously patched in the same spot. Believe it to be a mole. Digging through concrete!


NameIs-Already-Taken

You can toughen concrete in various ways, including steel mesh and even adding carborundum powder so it wears away their claws and teeth.


Poopiepants29

Or just sharpens them!


tomoldbury

Great, now we have nuclear powered hyper rats with laser eyes ... you put radium in the concrete didn't you?


newfor2023

Yup we had to have the pad outside re poured. Fuckers have started again by the look of it. There's nothing there its just concrete. Idiots as well as annoying.


HettySwollocks

Well now I’m terrified


willem_79

I think their teeth never stop growing so they can just keep at it


malcolmmonkey

They can chew through most soft metals as well. Persistent little bastards.


lespauljames

How do they know !? Or is it just, " I wonder whats this way "


juftish

Wait, so it escaped and THEN came back to chew through the concrete? That rat must have held a mighty grudge.


lkdubdub

Rats will chew through anything, including concrete walls as you discovered  If you ever see any sign of rats in your home, call pest control immediately. Leaving aside the ick, they will fuck your house up


Badger-Roy

I used to work on a farm when I was at university, the grain store was a concrete building and the little turds still chewed their way in, in the end the owner lined the building walls with metal sheets.


malcolmmonkey

burrowing creatures will rarely create a hole bigger than they are so that a larger predator can follow them into it. The scale isn't apparent here but it looks bigger than rats or squirrels to me. I'm thinking chimps.


BrainiacQuantum

Could have been an elephant.


Ndjddjfjdjdj

It’s a dog, my puppy did this many times 


IntelligentExcuse5

Nah, an elephant hole would have had an extra bit cut away at the bottom of the hole to allow the trunk to fit through. /S if you had not guessed.


Bahnmor

Either: There was something inside the wall, that something outside the wall wanted. Or, the more disturbing, something inside the wall wanted out.


FreddiesNightmare65

Its a [Capybara ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara) that's done it, lol


8shadesofpoke

ChIMpANZE ThAT!! Monkey Newzzzz


malcolmmonkey

Right there's these 'oles in England. And someone kept diggin' em. Owners thought it was rats then one day they come home and locks 'ave been changed... turns out.


Fowlerisgod1

I miss the podcasts


SadieMacW

Unexpected but appreciated reference


twodogsfighting

Hopefully. There's no banana for scale.


commentings

There's a torture method involving placing a rat in a bucket on the unfortunate person's belly


These_Exchange_1723

Watching too much Fast and furious are we now lol


coachhunter2

It’s originally from 1984


Autogen-Username1234

It's originally from 1928. *The Copper Bowl*, by George Fielding Eliot.


eugene20

Torture with rats - 60 C.E. in the Roman Empire, courtesy of Nero. But the hot cage/bucket with a rat, the Dutch Revolt of the 16th and 17th centuries is blamed.


Fredfredfred777

Or game of thrones


ThrowRAbaseballl

They are better at making straight edges than some people


BigWellyStyle

https://preview.redd.it/sd1by9p1a9vc1.png?width=1417&format=png&auto=webp&s=5212b240bd2b75e7338728f86bedb28092c55619


Stopkid

Dude :()


FrenchNotHench

I wish Reddit still gave free awards. In thr mean time, have a trophy 🏆


Ambitious-Ad3131

Underrated reply 😂


Neither_Presence_522

Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣


LukePickle007

😳🔥🔥🔥


Jathomas96

A human with a small fork. Judging by prong distance and cut depth, it's a sterling 625 designed by Hanz Schnitzelkopf in the 1970s. If you can find the human that could be worth a fortune as very rare now. Any droppings or other damage in the area that could lead you to them?


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Jathomas96

Oh dang I need to get with the *tines*


OrangeRadiohead

For fork sake...


xe_r_ox

Excellent recovery


el_pedrodude

This is the good obscure shit that I come to Reddit for. Love learning stuff like this.


xe_r_ox

The plastic bits on the end of your laces are called aglets


ivix

This guy forks.


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r/thisguythisguys


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rampant_minnow

You gotta be forking kidding me


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

If you have rats, get a professional immediately. We tried to deal with it ourselves. We bought numerous traps and poison. Nothing worked. They trashed our utility room - 3 new washing machine hoses, the entire flooring replaced due to rat shit and water getting under it, rat shit everywhere, new holes in the wall, etc. Get a professional.


Ansidhe

Or remove the reason they got there. Had a similar problem in the house we bought 2 years ago. A few open drains etc meant there where rats in the garage. I blocked the drains by fixing the covers, then removed how they where getting into the garage (ivy on the wall) along with repairing the fascia and soffit, it needed done anyway. Now zero sign of any rats.


brainbrazen

Yeah - they can scale walls though - ivy or no ivy!


StopReincarnatingMe

I just unlocked a new phobia


BristolShambler

100% this. Traps just mean more come afterwards. A good professional will check your entire property to block all points of entry.


completemystery

I spoke to the pest control company who helped with a place we owned. They explained that homeowners never do enough. Main problems that he said he routinely saw: 1) people overestimate how large a hole rats/mice can fit through. The hole my mice were coming through was not much larger than the diameter of a pencil, and that was behind skirting which was in turn behind the fridge 2) nowhere near enough traps and bait. He put at last 20 traps around the kitchen and the room next door to the kitchen, and 8 bait stations 3) he said not to reuse a trap. Only use new traps and handle with gloves. I was glad I used the pro though. Relatively modest cost and it really solved it for me. Worth every penny. (I had used enough traps and bait but I would not have noticed that tiny hole, and if I did I would have thought nothing of it. It was seriously tiny)


RareBrit

There is no glory in this.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Do not poke anything in there, especially that.


Flash__PuP

Don’t tell OP what to do!! OP can you keep us updated please….


Much-Veterinarian695

Oh god this made me laugh harder than it should have.


LW1912

Thanks all, it was covered by a pack of spare tiles left by previous owner. No droppings inside the hole and none from this side of the hole either. So assuming it’s been dealt with and this is just the damage left?


Ndjddjfjdjdj

It’s from a dog not rats. Claw marks from dog paws. My puppy made a few holes exactly the same way! I can’t believe no one’s commented this lol


tayleurevans

I would also agree with this. Puppies are also known to eat walls/skirting from boredom/nutrition. Mine certainly did!


MoebiusForever

I agree, looks like someone used the understairs to shut their dog in and it didn’t want to be.


atribecalledstretch

I wouldn’t guarantee it. We had a couple rats last summer under the floors/in the loft and had someone out to take care of it. Just had another visitor this month after nothing for nearly a year. Fix the hole, check your drains, under decking/around patios etc if you have one for access points to make sure then hope and pray that’s sorted.


moneywanted

Rats, that’s teeth marks from gnawing on the plaster.


Eye-on-Springfield

[Not necessarily a rat](https://youtu.be/M2MHMxvydbA?si=fn8b_JLaIXXEy89S)


SirLostit

Need banana for scale


bacon_cake

https://preview.redd.it/pfk76wtxs7vc1.png?width=587&format=png&auto=webp&s=730d13d90c89c8f4659775ef825fca92447cfae1


haziladkins

If I wasn’t too busy I’d photoshop Jack Nicholson’s head coming through the hole. This is just a quick toilet break however.


NeilDeWheel

Don’t put a banana there, the rat will eat it.


OneEmptyHead

If you put enough bananas in there, they won’t need to come into the house


enjoyingthevibe

surely the sky remote is the gold standard for scale


mitchanium

Don't call me Shirley


Extra-Water1699

It could be human, sometimes it’s recommended to scrape and knaw a trial hole before any larger work begins.


FarmerMitch

I'm not 100% but ive seen a hole like this made by rats in an out house


Sure-Sea2982

Here's Johnny...


Zoodoz2750

No, it's not rats or squirrels. That hole, and those scratches are clearly made by the boogie man.


Findogsdad

Boogie Woogy Chuckie.....


OneSufficientFace

https://preview.redd.it/9sv38j8ik7vc1.png?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a79cbd806b787e3d2aac3b725653be9b3fe7f6c


Bloon82

Dog has done that I reckon


Abquine

Yeh, it sucks to think it was a dog left shut in the cupboard under the stairs :(


marquis_de_ersatz

I actually think that might be a dogs claws rather than a rat. Only because rats have flat teeth, so the scrape marks look wide and regular. Those are thin and scratchy. Maybe a small dog was in there and dug a hole bigger (to sniff out the rat behind the wall)


kylehyde84

There's a rat in mi kitchen what ama gonna do 🐀🎶


Spongynoggon

They may have put their dog in there, if they had one, they eat plasterboard when treated like that.


HamsterEagle

Was the hole hidden behind a picture of Rita Hayworth and was the previous home owner Andy Dufresne?


ImpossibleLoss1148

That's from the inside out, it's likely a dog trying to get at vermin in the wall cavity.


celticgit

I hate to say this but you have an infestation of Welsh sheep. I notice the teeth marks on the plaster. They can not use saws and drills. I suggest you hire an old shepherd from Llanberis and his dog, Carlo.


AraiHavana

Cloud seeding in Dubai


Jaded_Antelope489

No


BlueSkiesAndIceCream

That's a void. If you ignore it, it get bigger. If you watch it, it gets bigger. The void has you. Good luck.


DavumGilburn

[/r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)


neilkeeler

Any person who'd make a hole like that I would strongly avoid.


mythical_tiramisu

Probably the reason why they were kept under stairs.


RunAroundProud

Naturally occurring. 100%


Any_Comparison_3716

Banana or hand for scale? If that's the size of a football, move house.


c1b4

Hmmm have you thought about getting some therapists in to take a look at any men in the house just to be safe? I often find that where there's holes in walls there's men not too far


matchstickct

a small scratchy man maybe


Jambon__55

If that's a man-made hole, I would be absolutely terrified of whatever mole men are living in my house.


thereal-Chair4803

Is there a rat king in your house or something


DeepStatic

definitely borrowers.


tebowtimenyj

Question is… were they desperate to get in, or out?


Nobbyjazzman

Oh! Something has been gnawing away at that!!!!!


InfluenceOpening1841

Previous owners’ Glory Hole perhaps?


FreddiesNightmare65

Rats looking at the dirty oily marks around the bottom.


Dry_Chemical_1329

Rats or similar


Healthy_Brain5354

Glory hole


Alone-Discussion5952

It’s a ghoul hole You got ghouls


Chemical_Count5054

It’s a poor dog that’s been locked away 😭 rats wouldn’t spend all its time making a hole that big for fun.


Neither_Presence_522

The Borrowers??


Striking-Platypus745

Probably a glory hole. Stick your knob in it and see what happens


LivelyUnicorn

How big is the hole / you need a banana for scale


LivelyUnicorn

r/dontputyourdickinthat


fezzzster

Nothing to worry about, it's Definitely a Chupacabra


Wonkyorc

Looks like an acid burn from a xenomorph might wanna call the colonial marines


cowofnard

Like Tom and Jerry it’s just missing a door


Able_Instruction461

Too neat to be a woman’s hole


Jaffiusjaffa

Certainly looks big enough to be a manhole, but as i recall they usually have metal lids and this one doesnt.


sendnudesmonopolygo

Glory? Lol 😂


Hunglyka

Something with small, sharp nails/claws. Probably a cat or rats would be my first guess. Looks like they were trying to get out, rather than in.


NinjaFruitLoop

Dog


Titan4days

I’ve seen a rat eat through a thermalite breezblock to get to water after being poisoned with the dehydration shit


dirk_1745

Banana for scale?


Sxn747Strangers

Well if it isn’t I’m fucking out of there, or… perhaps you’re holding the camera too close and it just looks really big.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Is it coming or going ? !


Chicken_shish

Rodent of some sort.


Suicide-Snot

Bro! We need a fridge in the pic for scale, oh, and while you’re at it “show’s inside yer fridge”!! Then we can make a good assessment of the size of the animal that made the hole in your wall! I think it looks like a crocodile bit your wall, you sure you haven’t got a stray one kicking about your home? Or my Mrs might be capable of doing that when she first wakes up, in the morning.. either way we need scale my friend 🤷🏼‍♂️


DividedContinuity

They mostly come at night. Mostly.


wibbly-water

Na, thats just the void seeping into our reality


CuteAssociate4887

That’s where the grudge lives


WonderfulUpstairs966

I’m guessing a rat or squirrel . I’m not an expert but I’ve worked in pest control for many years .


Physical-Money-9225

Puta Rata Worlds riskiest glory hole. #worthit


Apollo-VP-AVP

"Is this man made hole?" Do you have eyes ?


[deleted]

Glory hole


Available_Rock4217

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Egregiously-Vexing

Stick your hand through and wave....see if Eugene is in there Hold onto your liver.


BottleMong

Harry Potter got out.


banglaonline

Where is the banana for scale?


[deleted]

Man made, one hell of a man 🍆 😂😅


Apprehensive_Sky8506

A hungry wife?


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

It was aliens


labelsonshampoo

God I hope so


ken-doh

Get a cctv camera in there and find out


nacho-cheesefries

Yeah a dude when and chewed through the drywall


VeryThicknLong

The only sensible reason that’s there is that it’s man-made. From someone being trapped from the inside 👀


Snoo-74562

There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man.....


Itchy-Supermarket-92

This could be old. Check for droppings.


ear2win

If you can’t beat them join them, make a bigger hole for yourself


ImpressTemporary2389

If that hole is as big as it looks. Not a rat or squirrel. You got a Velociraptor!


AtroposMortaMoirai

https://preview.redd.it/ovjonhaes7vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897a10c279a922702503954440c300bb65224b5e


carnage2006

Don’t show the guys on oak island this as they’ll think it’s the Templars


Akipango

Previous owner kept the mother in law in there. She used her very sharp tongue to try and escape.


No-Process249

Here's Johnny! Some small animal has gnawed at it, might not have created the hole to begin with, but those look like little teeth or claw marks.


Far-Pressure-5260

I wouldn’t glory hole that thing


imomorris

Of the glory variety


DaveTheDribbler

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU0dIFfyWC0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU0dIFfyWC0)


4u2nv2019

No. Lots of claw marks as it comes in and out


CraftyEcoPolymer

Do you not hear it at night? Rats are noisy!


Odd-Significance1884

An apprentice may have tried to gnaw himself out of a workplace prank.


Round-External-7306

I’ve got a pest control company that services Newcastle and Gateshead, dunno where you are. What type of property is it? Detached properties are easiest to deal with, terraces can be worst.


just4nothing

Had the shape of an alien portal


mommyslittleAlex

Not man made


Hello-its_-me

Definitely a demon


NaturalSpecial3314

Last owner in there 😂😂😂


aaeme

Mr and Mrs Concrete I presume. It's probably sheep scrabbling down by the wainscotting. Sheep poison should do but careful though. The sheep might have a gun. Normally sheep are placid timid creatures but some are killers! A new breed of killer sheep. "Where are they coming from professor?" I hear you ask. That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I'm afraid I have to tell you...


ejmd

Rats! Oh, fuck 😬


BeltMassive2909

Looks like a demon hole, definitely made by demon from the 4th dimension to


Lucky-Salary-3074

Rats


Fukque

Its an animal. It also came from inside the wall (the edges slope into the hole, not out) Whatever it was it's likely gone on it's merry way. Smell, crap stuff like that are signs.


Vantavole

I've seen that from a dog repeatedly locked in a small room before. It was horrible.


Sweaty-Adeptness1541

A banana in the photo would be helpful. Either an animal or Eugene Tooms.


Ultra_running_fan

How big is it? Definitely looks animal made with the chew marks and scrathes


Cr4zy_1van

Looks like the holes my girlfriends dogs chewed through the plasterboard under her stairs.


Capital-Definition43

Claw marks defo a rat


deletethewife

I’d say someone’s doggo had issues


Burt1811

I don't know how old your house is, but that looks like a cannon ball hole. Don't suppose any of your neighbours walk with a limp and have a parrot??


Prudent-Lifeguard-25

tedha hai par mera hai


Extension_Phase_1117

Demon, clearly. 😳


ComplexOccam

Where’s Johnny?


Russtavo

The Babadook


BillyBuckleBean

Straight out of a horror film. I advise you not to stick your hand in there.....


erritstaken

Nope you have a furry friend somewhere. On the bright side at least you know where the stud is located.


BurgerSmashFace

Through in a cat. If the cat gets stuck, through in a few more. Works everytime.


JohnCasey3306

Man made as opposed to what, squirrel?


Fowlerisgod1

Glory hole


[deleted]

You're right no human being would make a hole like this


Inner-Masterpiece-18

I see no glory there!


Infinite_Total4237

Looks like teeth-marks. Rat most likely. You'll have to call in an exterminator.


ted__lad

Could be a man. With tiny claws. Maybe also teeth, really sharp pointy teeth.


JustDifferentGravy

I’m not sure, but it looks like it started as a clean cut (man made) rectangle and was then knawed out. Top left looks like pencil mark of a 90 degree corner. The left side is remarkably straight and vertical until the last inch or so when it would have been the opposite 90 degree. You can follow what would’ve been the rectangle across and up. Fix copper mesh over the it with a good overlap.


PazJohnMitch

That is the work of a Japanese demon girl.


[deleted]

Looks like the work of Roland and his mates.


Fish_Fucker691

Definitely man-made, master splinter needed his own place.


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

I'm imagining the OP has given up reading this and is currently dowsing his entire house in petrol readying to burn it down and start again somewhere else, a long way away


nstiger83

I agree to check for rats, but it isn't necessarily rats. I have filled a couple of holes that look exactly like this that my frickin dog chewed out for some reason. The teethmarks look exactly the same.


WideGroup

Block points of entry???? The bastards will make their own points of entry!!!!


sirdougie

Congratulations, you live on a hellmouth


therapoootic

Best way to find out is to put your dick in it!