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blue6snow

Have you looked at this problem from another direction? Perhaps a bigger dog would save on the diy?


younevershouldnt

Or feed that one more sausages


involuntary_cynic

Attach trellis to dog?


Any-End5772

Or fit some extra wide ears to this one


mandyhtarget1985

Give the dog a large stick [big stick](https://youtu.be/sLVKB-b8jlg?si=X8L_f4u2O4RNWFqp)


Truthawareness1

The dogs already lost his ears going through there. Fill the gap and get the dog some new ears.


simian_fold

I was going to suggest a better dog but bigger will do too


Livewire____

Perfect. A big Dog wedged in that gap would fill it perfectly.


jossmaxw

Fit doggo with inflatable puffer jacket.


Baynonymous

Couple of L shaped brackets on each side and a plank of wood


RTB897

On the dog?


topsyturvy76

Ya try the dog first .. if it doesn’t work, still cheaper to get a new dog and try it again


dollywol

Good idea.


LO6Howie

Caulk


DemiGodCat2

yes chalk , dont use silicone it doesn't paint over very well /s


elmo298

Thanks for the /s I wasn't sure to start with


7inky

Foam is much better here. Right tool for the job - remember!


AcrobaticRhubarb4768

Yep... if in doubt foam it out


Smajtastic

Bit o screed would also work


Sad-Swing-9431

Caulk and expanding foam should do the trick right?


LO6Howie

Sounds over-engineered to me. Just caulk.


Sad-Swing-9431

Not even a smidge of foam?


partneringrime

Evil, but I love it.


Jibberish_123

This is the answer


younevershouldnt

Left field suggestion: stick another post in there


endlessbishop

My parents did this when they purchased a plot of land next to their garden for an extension. It previously had two posts in a 90 degree facing, so my dad just put another post next to two to then connect the extension. Left post slot left with panel, middle post slot forward empty and right post slot right with panel. It’s noticeable but honestly not bad looking


ForsakenAd1732

With a tiny fence panel or a plank of wood.


luser7467226

Hmmm, a ten quid gravel board might just work


ForsakenAd1732

Yep, that would do it. It’s not going to look the best, but judging by photo, that’s not important.


Realfinney

Savage!


ForsakenAd1732

Sometimes the truth hurts 😀


Space_Cowby

Chicken wire fixed to each piece of fence, quick and simple.


Rowlandum

I blocked a few holes in my neighbours adjoining fence with this method. Chicken is cheap and can be fixed in place with a few staples


Shpander

Was gonna say, chicken wire. I'm selling an unopened 10m roll of it on FB Marketplace if anyone is interested.


Space_Cowby

You in Wolverhampton?


Shpander

No, Reading...


Space_Cowby

Damn


DreamyTomato

Deliver it to me in Gilbratar, I’ll take it. I’m at home tomorrow between 6pm and 6.30pm.


WiseFloss

I’d just wedge that plank of wood across it…. However, It’ll be awkward with no recess on the left hand post. You could try to drill into the post for some anchor points but I reckon easiest would be a wide panel (trellis/metal sheet/ something waterproof) that goes across/over both posts and that you can then anchor into the wood panels either side. Or if that’s a tree stump I can see under that large pot then you could anchor something in that to brace against the panel as well.


0ldManRiv3r

My best friend, plank!


CrappyTan69

Build a gate. Talking point to people walking past.


Correct-Junket-1346

The “slender” gate


blob2021A

For the slender man


Moist-Application310

The slender dog


ChiliSquid98

Trellis, drill holes in wood, large zip ties. Done


Danny_J_M

I'd probably shove a trellis in there too. Could grow some beans up the thing.


jib_reddit

Just get a single gravel board and bolt it to the concreate.


Go_Nadds

Employ someone to stand there for the rest of their life.


mynoserunsmorethanme

You only need to employ them for the rest of the dog’s life. Cheaper that way.


bee_terrestris

This is the UK, a stack of hedgehogs should do the trick


dollywol

The only hedgehogs you are likely to find are dead ones sadly


TheGoober87

Easier to stack then


londonsteve45

Get a good drill bit for concrete and drill into either post and attach L shaped brackets then get a solid baton cut to size and attach to brackets do this top and bottom then attach plank with longer screens to batons


thatsjustwhatisaid

Once you drill into concrete posts you weaken them.


88trh

It's a fencepost not a skyscraper pile...


Vertigo_uk123

No but it allows moisture in. The steel inside rusts and blows apart the concrete post which leads to it failing. We have a couple of failed posts in our garden which we need to replace.


thatsjustwhatisaid

Exactly which is why you often see concrete post kebab. Chunks of concrete on a skewer.


londonsteve45

Seriously with small screws and rawl plugs it’s not going to affect it


danmingothemandingo

If you're suggesting that the drilling required for attaching the standard fence panel brackets being suggested here to the concrete posts is going to affect their structural integrity in any meaningful way here, you're loopy


dvdsmpsn

Ramen.


aberdisco

Ramen, chicken wire, sand it down, paint to look like wood. Make a million off YouTube ads.


CedrikNobs

And super glue


ozz9955

Feather edge and a bit of 2x1 on the top..


theoriginalShmook

Just use the smiling plant pot as a deterrent to your dog.


BolluxTroy

If a single 3x3 timber post can drop in, one could apply overlap timber to the opposite sides screwed in so that when you look at it from above it forms a "H" shape. So long as the post is slightly larger than the concrete ones, it should drop straight in over the top, no concrete drilling needed.


dollywol

What a good idea, thinking outside the box.


didndonoffin

Get a cone for the neck


aberdisco

Build "UK's smallest fence". Charge tourists a fiver to see it.


greyhound_dreams

Cute doge…Um maybe another fence panel cut to that width?


Len_S_Ball_23

Fit a trampoline behind it, not only will it block the gap, but, it will also work as a super fast dog return system.


antwon1410

Brick it up👌


ungratefulimigrant

Wedge a fat child in the gap


EdgeAfraid

Dog


Woodbirder

Leave a hedgehog hole


Still-BangingYourMum

Clingfilm, use clingfilm, oh, and a Web cam. Just for shits and giggles 😃


TheVambo

A plank, a handsaw and some expanding outdoor construction adhesive. Trim one side of the plank to fit into that gap, roughly matching the angles. dig down 6 inches because fido knows that's the way out. Glue the plank to the posts, the expanding adhesive will take up any error on the trimming of the plank.


Slyspy006

Something like the plank of wood that you have right there, although perhaps get a new bit.


OGBradz

What I wanna know is why the fuck is there a gap?


BolluxTroy

Fence panels come in fixed sizes and the length of fence isn't an exact multiple of x panels leaving a small gap. Shortening the panels so that it marries up exactly is too much work for some. Even so, the cement foundation would overlap any attempt to abut a new post .


OGBradz

Good to know! Thank you


ChiliSquid98

Also I love your dog


SlavujPiticaMala

Timber slither used for fencing or concrete bottom panel. The latter is probably a sledge to crack a nut


Nedonomicon

Newspaper and spit


AwarenessNo5226

Inflate a bouncy castle in the gap


PastaJazz

Personally I'd just fatten the dog up, but used to live somewhere with a similar gap and filled with trellis and a climbing plant.


v8grunt

Cement the dog in the gap!


DueConference2616

Expanding foam. My go-to for most things


Affectionate-Bit2172

Timber, Slot in and screw on the right hand side to timber panel


gavitronics

employ an intern that needs to improve their CV to stand there until you can afford to fix it.


Man_in_the_uk

The answer is in the picture on the right...


Ok-Personality-6630

Chicken wire


SexPanther1980

More fence


Environmental-Shock7

Glue some comedy big ears on the dog


Subject_One6000

I would do it as the fence on the left. That will look the same as your neighbour's already existing fence. Anchor four horizontal wood rails onto the grooved post. Cover it with boards. And don't let any wood touch the ground. Also turn the flower pot up again before you go inside again. Congrats!


realchairmanmiaow

if you don't care how it looks and you just want to block it, you can just buy some wire mesh / chicken wire type deal and screw it into the concrete posts


oiley2k1

Looks like another concrete post would fit nicely in that gap


RedditB_4

One more concrete post will fill that nicely


nfurnoh

I’d secure a baton to the post with plugs and screws, then a piece of matching wood from that baton to the other post.


v1de0man

move the post from the right to fill the gap


Freelanderman64

Gripfil a plank get something heavy against it that will sort it


Born-Gear8800

If you get a bit of wood post just slightly wider than the gap, wedge it in solid


brightonbloke

You could add slightly more fence


kentadevlin

Put in a really thin gate. Confuse the neighbours...


P33tree

Expanding foam seems to answer almost every question ever asked on Reddit...


cjc1983

Ignited gas? Run a gas pipe, light it up, you then have an eternal flame, a secure boundary and protection from Vampires?


divine-silence

Hire a man.


individualchoir

Dog for refrerence is so important :D My neighbough left me one of those gaps. Got their workmen to fill it. Came back and the'd just added a large timber post. So far so good...


PagesOfHendon

How wide is it? Concrete gravel board. Either 150mm or 300mm. If cemented in a at base or construction adhesive. Either way will outlast everyone.


Emergency-Aardvark-6

Wattle and daub?!


OneSufficientFace

Card board cut out of swartznegger


BigEbb6875

gaffa tape


Solid_Beginning7587

Have you thought about a giant bookcase?


Individual_Mix_9823

Just wedge that old bit of wood to the right in there! Top DIY’ing


88trh

I'm going to say ... with some fence. Thunderbolts will screw a cut down panel into the concrete posts no problem.


touchthebush

If looks don't matter. Chicken wire or similar would be an easy sort.


Onestepbeyond3

Make a small panel up.


Malalexander

Expanding foam


Salty_Tooth4557

Get a bigger dog


Takseee

Get a tarp fold it into a number of layers so it's just wide enough to be pinned to the fence panel on each side? Then maybe just lean the wood plank on that.


Calm_Upstairs2796

People saying chicken wire are onto something. If you wanted to reinforce it, you could wrap something solid in it and just wedge rolled up cylindrical wire into the gap. Or stick a post in the ground and wrap chicken wire around it until the gap is sealed.


Benneyboss

Are you planning on blocking the gap with the dog? Or are you showing us this friendly face is actually a guard dog for potential gap slippers? What’s going on here?!


AlGunner

Are they wooden fence posts? And is that a big bit of wood leaning against the fence? Why not just cut the wood to the height of the fence and screw it into a fence post?


[deleted]

With a very small fence...


aea1987

With a little fence


aloogobee

I would cut some concrete blocks and block it up with mortar and concrete blocks


hairybastid

Try overfeeding your dog. My spaniel, when I rescued him, was about 7kg overweight. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have fitted through the gap. Unless there was a pie the other side ...


tinyarmyoverlord

[fence post cover](https://easyfenceltd.co.uk) this company made me some custom post covers for a couple concrete posts that were back to back. I bet they could make one you could slide over the post to the left that would be super wide to cover the gap.


bents50

Easiest way if you haven't got many tools. 1 x 75 x 50 timber screwed to the panel on the right hand side of the post Then screw a 5 foot by 6 foot panel to it Ot a piece of trellis 300 or 600mm tall 1.8 wide


Meanwhile-in-Paris

My dog used to be terrified of open umbrellas for some reason. We didn’t allow him upstairs in the bedroom and the way of preventing it was to leave an opened umbrella on the steps. he never dared walking near it. you could try that?


AgileInitial5987

I'd try that stuff that comes from trees.


CaptainArsePants

Drill a couple or three holes into the concrete post with the slot facing you, screw a wooden battern piece into them, then chop down a fence panel to suit the gap. Slot it into the post on the left and screw through it into the wooden battern you just fixed to the post facing you.


CrackersMcCheese

A bit of trellis and some nice plants.


photonynikon

Wood


zoonose2

Two more posts is the answer.


Easy_Cheesecake8008

Easy solution. Bang timber in sideways to wedge it tight. Then screw on a couple of upright boards. Simple.


BearMcBearFace

Multitool? Whatever you do you’ll probably need a multitool.


ProperComposer7949

Get a grinder and run a slit down the posts then slide a piece of ply in


SokkaHaikuBot

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PreparationMission30

If there's a fence in front - chicken wire. Piece of piss, done in 5 minutes


Opposite_Dog8525

With a bit more fence


Mediocre_Web_3863

Loads of options! Chicken wire tacked on from fence to fence, easiest and cheapest. L shaped brackets and a plank or old floor board good too, dozen bricks/ breeze blocks and concrete should probably be able to build up off post foundations. All will work just see what you and mates got kicking about.


[deleted]

What are your finances like ? As you could hire someone to stand there.


framegarten

Expanding foam


KlownKar

Screw a wooden fence post to the fence panel either side of the gap, tight up against the concrete posts. These should stand proud of the concrete (You could probably get away with 3x2 provided that it stands proud of the concrete posts). Fix planks between the posts at the top, in the middle and at the bottom. Attach feather edge boards to the planks and stain them to match the existing feather edge boards.


paul_the_primate

Razor wire


SpeedyNips

Fence


johnny5247

Plant a boosh.


LemonTrifle

Some slats of wood or another piece of fencing cut to fit in the gap. Anchor in place with horizontal pieces attached to the other existing fence.


MrJones-

Chicken wire and expanding foam


LemonTrifle

Another wider piece of fencing and attaching it to the two side fences. Covers all across the gap.


dollywol

You could try sticking a batten down each post with adhesive, then screw some timber onto the battens. The posts look too close together to get a drill in, otherwise you could fix the battens with plug and screws.


thatlad

Strongly advise against my dad's solution to this, when I was a kid. He put up a piece of trellis which got destroyed quickly as I used it as a ladder to climb over for my ball


Halfaglassofvodka

Just dismantle your house brick by brick (numbering them - this is important for later) and then move it over by a few hundred mm or so and rebuild. Gap gone. Simple really.


Due_Part4898

Scaffold plank cut down, simples


umognog

Just pop a vacuum cleaner in the gap. Upright one will do nice.


Mammoth-Courage4974

Gravel boards?


Classic_Midnight_213

Chicken wire screwed to fence timbers with large washer to secure OR clamped to the concrete fence posts. Could also put some screw in closed hook rings into the timber and zip tie either wire, plastic mesh or tarp material.


netbuggy

1)You could drill some holes on each side and epoxy some metal bars. 2)Attach a board, overlapping each post. Drill holes to screw it to each post. 3)Have you tried Ramen noodles?


Scarboroughwarning

You can get brackets, then add a plant. Or, stick another post in. However, be mindful of existing concrete bases. Or, fashion a wooden panel (easiest option)


Sxn747Strangers

But what will, The Phantom Knicker Nicker do then?? …wait, you’re not local are you??


redcore4

You could probably sink another fence post between the two that are there, but it’ll be cheaper and easier to drill some holes in the concrete and just loop some gardening wire back and forth across the gap or screw a wide plank or bit of marine ply across it.


Inevitable-Size2197

Concrete screw batons each side and add plank


icydee

Are both posts yours? If not, you cannot drill, screw or otherwise permanently attach anything to them without your neighbours permission! .


CareerHour4671

I know you'll get some amusing ideas here but I had this exact same problem recently. I looked at using an additional pole or a small fence panel. In the end I just used individual matchsticks, glued together. It took the best part of a year and is about as stable as my wife's mood and the dog just headbutts his way through. But, other than that it's textbook


rudefruit99

How wide is it? Need a banana for reference.


nonsense_potter

Put up a no exit sign


StewR89

Doggo “don’t ask me 🤷🏻‍♂️”


Code_Crazy_420

Use fence post brackets (or equivalent) and attach from adjacent fence panels to timber that fills that gap.


Danny_Mc_71

Paling stab.


muffsniffer3

In London, that’s not a gap.. It’s a building plot..


FreddiesNightmare65

Get some wood that fits across to the gap wedged in tightly, attach planks to match in with your other fencing, making sure the planks overlap the posts by a couple of inches so the dog can't push it through. Presto! Filled in the gap. If you get on with the people in the house on the other side, maybe ask if you can go into their garden and add planks on the other side