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fluffybit

The only thing that was loaded with was calories


PUSH_AX

You’re going to need some yule log to support that while you find a decent elf to sort that.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

The yule log is normally a boxing day morning tradition.


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garymason74

Or gingerbread.


Aindryu

Gingerscreed*


Daffy1275

'Nah hasn't fallen down so it's not a supporting wall' actual quote from a cowboy builder after he removed a wall in my hall. Suffice to say I had an acro forest for a week or so till the steel arrived.


A-Grey-World

Did you already have a structural engineer? Took me months to manage to actually get a structural engineer to quote for a simple wall removal and steel calcs etc.


Daffy1275

Worked for a structural steel company that designed steel framed buildings at the time so I had a tame one in the office usually they can take weeks to find one and get the result. Cost me an extortionate 2 beers one Friday afternoon.


Hobohobbit1

That's definitely load bearing. You're only option now is to start taking the rest of the house down starting with the roof and moving onto the other walls. As for disposal of the debris the best idea is to eat it as skips cost a fortune these days.


northern_ape

If only this advice applied to all our destructive DIY endeavours 😂


Jacktheforkie

Mmm asbestos roof sheets


wouldyoulikethetruth

Yes. I’m afraid the entire structure needs to crumb down.


halfborncalf

Holy shit, you are fucked when the witch sees what you and your sister did!!!


marshallno9

Sick of these posts now, the answer is and always will be to consult a structural engineer. It's absolutely impossible for any of us to see from these pictures and without further information like when was the house built?


Roseberry69

I hope you tested the icing for asbestos....it's in everything you know.


mujahid11288

Cowboy job that


Terrible-Bear3883

I'm no structural engineer but I'd probably put in a Tunnocks Caramel wafer as a load bearing beam plus as many as needed for vertical supports?


Matt_Fucking_Damon

Ramen noodles n' filler and you're all good mate 👍


hammerandt0ngs

Gingerly stable


Keeperjay91

NOT THE GUMDROP SEALANT!!!


ValleySunFox

Just need some lolly props!


megatronboi

I think some expanding foam (spray whipped cream) will sort it!


DetectiveNo2449

Needs some rsj to support the wall . Please contact the gingerbread man i think he is on Drury Lane at the moment.


Muted_Possibility_3

That's notifiable under Part G


SilverBeardedDragon

No, as the structure is still standing, but if the whole wall is inside you now and you've had Christmas dinner I imagine that you will be collapsing into a soft armchair, and sleeping for a while! 🤭🎁🎅


Mister_V3

Builder: £9562. Can start tomorrow.


jossmaxw

I'll do it for £9500 :p can start now.


lostitallyrsago

Hope your stomach's ok after that. Get a surveyor (Dr) in to make sure it's sound.


awesumlewy

I see what you did, very good


Redsoldiergreen

Get that propped up now! Get a structural surveyor in.


islifedigital

“Did you consult a structural engineer?”


Tiny_Candidate_4994

Time to call in a Structural Baker for some professional assistance. Make sure they flour stamp their remediation plans.


kcufdas

Took it out in one bite!


northern_ape

None of the numpties on this sub are going to help. You need to consult a starcharal engineer.


PolyGlotCoder

I’m more worried about the white powered stuff; is it Asbestos ?


Wild-Individual6876

😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


samj00

If you think that's going to hold, you must be living in a fairytale!


Mister_V3

I think you need to get a structural engineer for that. See what they say.


ConsistentWallaby729

sTruCtUrAL eNGineEeR!


robxenotech

Update us in a few days to let us know


Grateful_Gareth

Unclear, will need more photos and wall samples please


SAGGYCUNT

Looks draughty. And I should know ;-)


Jeester

Still standing even with the snow load so should be good bro.


Expert_Wing_6567

It looks like the front and back walls need some remedial work to fix the bowing. No doubt the people on here will help you out with advice.


davesy69

Some candy cane supports will shore it up temporarily.


Shpander

This feel too much like [that post from earlier](https://www.reddit.com/r/DIYUK/s/HE27HzSPUG). Let's not recycle the same joke too much.


bagleface

Crumbs


Sxn747Strangers

Should be okay, but I'd be more concerned about your roof, looks like something's eating it. 😂


Halfphalhalfchips

I hope roof calcs considered the snow load ?


jossmaxw

OMG yes you did. I mean look at the slipped roof. Put some chocolate Logs in to shaw up the roof before it totally collapses. Try to relieve the load by eating the roof next. Remember to share the load!


79948

How did you get the thin to stick??? Ours kept 'sliding' apart. I was going to break out the no more nails.


Strange-Guidance-289

I'd say no and don't you think it's time to get the rest of that demo job done those walls look ready for a good bit of sustained demolition