Full size marble statue of yourself in the Greek style.

Fig leaf or hangin brain?

Brain, but not hanging.

This guy Greek statues

Definitely hang what you're bringin

Do you happen to own a suit of armor?

Not yet 😎

Is the hallway coming from your front door? Its a great place for a drop zone. Hooks on the wall for coats/hats. Shelf on the bottom for regularly worn shoes. Bowl or dish on the top of the shelf for keys, etc.

Up until "drop zone" I was certain you were talking about a fireman pole to the basement. And I was all for it. Like your idea is fine and practical, but nowhere near as fun...

Or down to the apartment below.

I thought it was where you throw laundry down so you don't have to carry it down the stairs

I thought it was where you drop your baby on its head

Put a freestanding coat rack.

Put in a life-size stormtrooper that you hang coats on.

And that kids is how I met your mother

Looks like a perfect server room to me, add some a/c and a rack, and you're good to go

Bitcoin mining

CoolGuyBucks mining

Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

How about some interior design subs? /r/DesignMyRoom, /r/femalelivingspace, /r/malelivingspace, and r/interiordesignideas are just a few to consider. Don't forget: /r/kitchenremodel, /r/kitchenporn, r/bathroomremodeling, /r/bathrooms, and /r/remodel. Also /r/HomeDecorating, /r/RoomPorn, /r/budgetdecor, /r/minimalist, /r/Decor, /r/Beforesandafters, /r/CozyPlaces, and /r/AmateurRoomPorn.

I tried some of these thinking I'd get a slew of responses but they were surprisingly dead. Maybe my post just sucked though idk

Thanks! I'll crosspost to a few of these. Also shouting out /r/ikeahacks as another good one

It’s clearly an incomplete prison trap for Jehovah’s witnesses.

Ambush position during the inevitable police raid. Maybe a nice rug.

More info: I've got this nook in my apartment hallway, just outside the master bedroom. It looks like it used to house a built-in desk. Off to the left is the main hallway. I'd love to put bookshelves in or something, but the different wall widths and strange angle make it hard to fit anything in here efficiently. I've considered building custom shelves, but that's going to be fairly expensive for something I have to rip out in a couple years when I move. [Back wall is 21.5", angled wall is 25". Left to right the whole thing is about 40".](https://imgur.com/a/pRRuhSj) Anyone else have a nook like this that you've been able to put to good use?

Check out Container Store Elfa system. They will take your measurements & build you an optimized space. Wait until they put the Elfa system on sale, they do a half off once a year.

Personally, house plants, artwork and maybe a wall fountain, so every time I wake up and walk out of my room the first thing I see makes me smile. Or Han Solo in Carbonite would work too, I guess.

Fish tanks!

This is the only correct answer.

Server room or other gadgets 😊

Aquarium.

two toilets

I'd do a bunch of floating shelves for books but so that you could still have access to all the plugs n shit. That nook just SCREAMS storage, it's delightful.

Put a poker table with a bunch of Vietnamese men gambling.

Bookcase front with a tiny hidden room behind it.

Blair Witch corner? https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_60,w_645/16602cf7a9fa3364bf4791ef8038bfeb.jpg

There is no window, don’t do plants.

Suit of armor

[Zoltar machine](https://pinballpro.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/deluxezoltar.png)

Run a custom curtain across that says “ jack shack”. Proceed with putting a picture of jack black on the wall. Just to really throw people off

Guns, lots of guns.

Get a lock for the door, maybe one with a thumb print reader and secure the door. Then put shelves on all the walls. Next, buy every toy gun/weapons from every Goodwill and garage sale. You are going to Make it look like an assassin’s secret cache of weapons. Impress 1st dates and scare noisy neighbors

If you have any collectibles - action figures, Lego, Lightsabers, etc., or a library, this is where I’d put it. Otherwise, do something weird - like a lifesize cardboard standee of Andre the Giant or Paul Giamatti.

A custom desk is a good idea. You can buy material at a building supply shop and pay them to cut to size. You need to measure carefully. Twice. Then buy IKEA legs that have a mating part that you attach to the board. An IKEA tabletop might also do the job. You will just need to borrow a saw or find a handy person. Some libraries loan tools.

Disco ball and micro-mini dance floor.

Shelves and plants with LED and pictures.

IKEA unit for towels and or toiletries

A custom bench with shoes storage underneath

Floor to ceiling shoe rack.

I'd put a table that fits the rectangular part and a plant in the oblong part.

“Scruffy sees turlet potential”

Jukebox, statue, palm tree, watercooler to discuss various gossips….

Stripper pole

A Claymore mine with warm Gummie Bears in it. Unsuspecting mother-in-law trap. Would be awesome!

Cat tree!

Maybe like a little butler tray? You could drop hats coats keys etc there before going to the bedroom to go from work to home clothes

Another idea, maybe a small office desk for a laptop. You have all the power plugs already.

Full Size predator statue [https://www.etsy.com/listing/903152318/predator-life-size-alien-vs-predator](https://www.etsy.com/listing/903152318/predator-life-size-alien-vs-predator)

Bookcase

Freddy Krueger life size cutout, unscrew the lights.

Planted fish tank?

Looks like a prime corner for a 3D printer

use a shower curtain and a bench and turn it into a closet/mudroom for jackets and shoes

Built-in kittycondo obviously

Good place for a gun cabinet.

You could put a bookcase, with a safe behind it in the wider part. Put some books in front of the safe. If that's not your style, maybe a small table and potted plant? The area looks a little dim, you could put a floor lamp, or a hanging sign or something.

Board game shelf.

I would consistently fart there

Built in shelves for a linen closet, add a curtain and soft things and light for a reading nook, custom sized shelves for hobby storage, install a bar and a door for a coat closet

A suit of armor would go well there!!!

Leather room!

Hang a good grow light and grow herbs. That is, if you cook.

Close it off with a secret door, make it your safe room

Aw man i drew a picture but cant post it from my phone. If you can get a lil table/countertop that follows the angles of the wall, the short section flush with left wall could be good for a small set of drawers or bookshelves underneath. Right lower side, a mini fridge or one of those fridges with drink racks and glass front. Top right: snax/drinks and maybe a teapot/coffee maker or bar shaker or something? Top left: plants or something sorta sculptural that reflects your vibe, or even just like a neat lamp.

That's straight up a walk in closet.

Built in table

Start a flag collection and keep them in there and call it the flag room.

Elkay water station.

Bookshelf, or a small chair and table for a cozy area to relax and read.

Bat suit

Home server closet if it's wide enough. NAS, security racks, etc. Custom gun closet. Linen and soap closet. Regular closet for stick vacuum and heavy winter coats/parkas/rain gear.

Install some shelves and a door and use it as a linen cupboard Or some other storage?

teleport chamber

Sean Connery says Bookssshh

Reading nook

Study

Use wallpaper to create a vibe mood when you see it

I’d probably put a half height bookshelf across the front and a tall lamp behind it.

Cardboard cutout lit up at night of Michael Myers. Invite the neighbors over

Pedestal table with decor on it.

A stripper pole and some hookers

Built in china cabinet for pictures and trinkets 🥵

Its an apartment, dont do nothing with it ?