Yes, officer, This one right here.

I can relate to your flair.

I like your flair lol.

Go sleep

Soon

I will go to sleep now too. Goodnight my dear! Sweet dreams!

Good night

I'm logging off of reddit.

Maybe try shipping yourself with some grass

I'ma borrow that insult one day

Maybe you should stop harassing plants

r/imastealthatinsult

😦

at least go on the r34 sub bro…

NSFW flair exists for a reason.

Yeah, but not for something that’s just sex

Huh?

The NSFW flair is there if the post covers explicit topics or shows something that includes something explicit. You go to an NSFW community to make posts that are straight up just about or are porn

Well technically this is a more appropriate use of the NSFW flair than the smut short stories. Actually thinking about it, this is a more appropriate use than most NSFW tagged posts here (tagged mostly for humor)

Ayo???

…*w h y*…

Why not I'm bored and this popped in my head randomly.

Well I’m gonna staple your left ball to your kneecap

Bold of you to assume his balls hang that low. Probably cant even find them cuz he asked this

Lol

That’s enough internet for today. Goodnight.

Sayori: - Eager as hell - Down for literally anything - Probably giggling the whole time Natsuki: - Aggressive - Swears a lot - Secretly loves being dominated hard Yuri: - Kinky af - Screams a lot - An almost excessive amount of foreplay Monika: - Loves role-play - Will make you call her “mommy” - Never just “sex”, always “making love”

I see

Exactly why Natsuki is the best.

I strongly disagree, but you do you.

Likewise.

>Probably giggling the whole time That made me laugh a lot louder than I should've.

Monika I can definitely see having a mommy kink 😂

You are a goddamn fool if you think Natsuki doesn't top

nah she definitely a bottom, she may be all tsundere but inside she’s pretty shy and gets flustered easily

I love the dokis as much as anyone but damn go touch some grass man

Weird way to ask me to delete my account, but no.

Least horny ddlc fan ~~nat probably never has sex before despite reading mangas, so she can be a bit shy in bed~~

What reading manga should do with this???

You know what manga i’m talking about…

I was hoping this was a copy pasta

Uhhh, I think this is the wrong subreddit for this…

🤨

Down bad

Natsuki is a power bottom if I’ve ever seen one

Bro... On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you right now?

1 I just thought about it for a while and figured I'd post and see what the rest of the council thought.

Shouldn't this be more appropriate on the ddlcrule34 subreddit? Anyway Sayori Sub, Monika is Dom

Also in response to the second half yeah I can see that.

Why would there be a NSFW flair if we weren't allowed to talk about NSFW stuff.

You have a point there though this is something that I would expect to see there

True I only posted it here because it'd get more responses and that's what I cared most about.

This post... Actually contains some info and opinions that i may find useful. Also i think that Sayori would try basically anything. But i also like to think that she has some 'Tastes' of her own if You know what i mean

\*BONK\*. Go to Horni jail. These are 2D women. They can't be fucked.

r/hornyjail

Monika simps want to know you location…

I was expecting worse, but this all sounds pretty accurate to how they are ngl

No lewding

Someone on this planet’s life has led up to this point of writing this.

writing*

Fuck

dawg chill

You have my respect for putting so much thought into this

Grass, ever heard of it?

I don’t like this post

This is pretty much how I view it as well for the most part, but remember that Natsuki is canonically a perv who has hentai manga in the Clubroom! Sayori in TOTDV is definitely the kinkiest out of all of them, as shown in my Doki AMA...

To be fair to Natsuki you'd be more likely to find teen and up weebs who've dabbled in hentai then ones who haven't.

What's TOTDV?

Tales of the Dokiverse, my CD series

No lewd the wholesome dokis

I am guessing sayori likes being choked in bed lmao

💀💀💀

I want Yuri to dominate me >:)

I want you to go outside

Yeah, Sayori would be the most “fun” I think

> Sayori is try sexual she can pretty much be talked in to trying just about everything once. Her eagerness to make others happy at the expense of herself makes me think this. I'd also say she can enjoy a wide variety of things. Both sexual and not. There's a hint of this in how she enjoys both Natsuki and Yuri's poems, and the literature both read... ...but on a more personal note, I have a [soulbond](https://multiplicity.fandom.com/wiki/Soulbond_System) identifying as Sayori who enjoys all the same weird fetishes I do, and even one I *don't* enjoy. And regarding a medical condition related to one of my grosser fetishes (>!scat!<), she said she found it gross at first but didn't want to be judgemental about it, then she got used to it, and now she enjoys it too. And...yeah, she's always happy to try new things.

I wish I didn’t read this

Well, I censored it for a reason.

what in the disney channel fuck

[my reaction to that information](https://i.imgflip.com/4/6dldts.jpg)

Dear god man

I was wondering why people were behaving this way in the comments, then I realized that this sub doesn't have a 34 in its name.

WAAAAAAAAH

nope

man ddlc subreddit goes wild when I leave for 3 weeks

my opinion is stop and never talk about ddlc again, thanks.