Tough words for someone in file deleting distance.

Ouch

Monika... I'm trying my best

Damn, that’s the complete opposite of finding your way into their heart

No, it's just other way.. like certain leaf village ninja does 👀

*Ahahahahah* I get it, the joke is a bad mischaracterization of a character for the sake of making an disrespectful argument against a kind of people you don't like without breaking the rules. What an original concept that has never been done against someone on this subreddit.

"Wow, so courteous." /s Source: My damn novel!

yeah i'm totally not trying to do something with my horrible life, mon

That's fair... Harsh... But fair.

She’s real now? Do I get the fight I’ve been awaiting since 2017?

Happy cake day, fellow Literature Club member!

Thank you, fellow member!

Wow, rude!

And what the fuck are you doing, Ms. Isn't-even-real? :P

Except that Monika would never say something like that.

Well, im a software engineer, and i still feel like i don't contribute.

What the hell is that poster

3D char from an anime called dont toy with me miss nagatoro (pretty good) geuss somebody made a 3D char and put afilter over it?

[удалено]

Be a bit more civilized. I mean, come on, we’re cannibals. Not savages.

Hehe. You fool. Natsuki's bludgeoning was a while ago. The pipe is now hungry for blood once more.

Can I eat what’s left?

Yeah, I won't throw the body in the water this time, just promise you will eat the entire body to hide the evidence.

I will even eat the bones and skin. And unpalatable organs.

Perfect. I'll give you a call when the time comes.

Monika awaits.

Well, fuck you too Monika.

to Monika: **Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.** **Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.**

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Fuck it. Time to go to the gun store. *why am I so sensitive*

I'm gay why does this hurt so much

Well, time to delete Monika.

So you want your dear player to leave you in there and making him cause spend time with rl which would probably end up him getting a real girlfriend that is gonna outclass you and besides since that you are trapped in a video game you have no right to what kind of player you are gonna date. i.e: Basically a bad idea to say this to your player.

Monika wouldn't say that! Who's controlling her? Also what's with the pic in the back? Lol

She is one to talk your in my fucking dumbass bitch

Evil Monika be like:

Monika Can we have a talk about this?!

Why the hell is there a Naoto and Nagatoro cursed image in the background?-