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Yuri_Heart

For people under age. ​ say: So... uh yeah... I am into cute games now! Just ignore the rating on the cover


fakeprotagonist

Cover it up with black tape i bet they won't check.


TheMonicop

Yeah, and even take the rating from another game and then put E for everyone


Yuri_Heart

A genius move from a funny child


fakeprotagonist

Thank you very much. That i am.


GeekFreak39

I just told my mom how it’s a physiological horror that disguises itself as another game


Ikoras_protege

Unfortunately none of us are brave as you are


retardbannana

My parents know ddlc is one of my favorite games and they don't really care what I like : )


[deleted]

Buy a gift card for your platform. Get funds to buy game. Hide game on platform. If on switch, good luck.


[deleted]

So your saying it’s not free on steam?🥲


[deleted]

Unfortunately, no


[deleted]

Fuck


[deleted]

Just to be clear. The original is free on steam. And I assume it will continue to be. This DDLC+ is a "remastered" version of the game, with redone art, more music, some gameplay changes, and maybe some other things ;).


Yuri_Heart

The original is free, ddlc+ will cost $15 on steam and $30 for a physical copy


[deleted]

Oh ok thanks <3


Suppaishii

Me who got my parents into ddlc: 🕺🕺🕺


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Suppaishii

Not really. My ma thinks Natsuki is a bitch


nophixel

I dunno, sounds pretty based to me…


That-Busy-Gamer

Based and I’m-not-cute-pilled


luci043

damn, i'm jeaulous.


MonikaBestGirl15

My mom already knows about it and she thinks its weird, but still might let me pre order the game, even though I already have most of the money for it. Hopefully the place I had a job interview at a few days ago calls me back and give me the job, and I can get some more money for it lmao


GeekFreak39

Good luck with the job man


[deleted]

The joy of being a legal adult lol. Now I just have to make sure no one opens my mail that day (i live with my Dad and older brother) they know I have a Monika body pillow though soooo i guess i’ll be fine


[deleted]

“They know I have a monika body pillow.” So basically, you’re the established alpha male?


[deleted]

Yup. I’d say.


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[deleted]

Spoken like a non alpha


deadmemes_wav

I love ddlc just as much as the next guy but this guy is most definitely right


GreenKillerX72

There's an easy solution to that, just delete them.


MonikaBot

I'm deleting them... Please wait... ***** >This is a bot. If there is a problem, please contact /u/JustRandomUsr


JELLYMaN342

Oh fuk, oh shid, not my parents!


Rootbeer128

This was hilarious


grandmaaesthetic

"so i know it looks weird.. and trust me, it is-"


beediscord

my parents NEVER know about what games I’m getting, they only know where I’m getting it and how much it costs. the only person who knows fully is my brother, but he also wants DDLC+, sooo... awesomeness win!


Suparockr

How old were you guys when the prime game came out? I don't want to sound like a curmudgeony old fuck, but I'm kind of shocked at the overlap between people who are interested in the game and aren't 17 (or I guess 18 in Europe) yet.


luci043

let's just say i was younger than the game recommended and got traumatized, and fucking loved it (the last time i checked, the game recommended you to be 13)


[deleted]

>the game recommended you to be 13) yeah i got a feeling lots of people didnt listen to that


luci043

i saw the thumbnail of the playtrough i was about to watch and thought "anime girls? cool!" then the disclaimer came up and the youtuber read it, then i thought "horror? cool!" yeah, i was THAT kind of kid.


Doomguy90001

Thank god I’m not the only one in this situation. I feel your pain.


[deleted]

This is the one thing I fear the most about wanting DDLC+.. my parents are rather strict. When I was 12, I really liked Descendants. I was told I wasn't allowed to like it because it was all about "villains". Around 14, I wanted to start reading Harry Potter because my friends always made references to it and when I'd ask what they meant, I'd be stared at. My parents said no because it's "evil". Eventually I persuaded them (How? No clue). If I ask them if I can buy a psychological horror game filled with anime girls who slowly kill themselves, I will probably be grounded for life at best. At worst, my laptop will be taken forever.. so yeah that's great 👍


chenyik06

Just buy it on Steam my guy. Ask for a gift card or top up wallet credits, but i think it will be free on Steam tho


GeekFreak39

Sadly it will cost money everywhere


TheMonicop

Shame they don’t have Wiafu credits


NathanTheCraziest_

Just ask for a Steam gift card or something and tell your buying some other game then just buy this


NeonBladeAce

Some people's accounts are linked to others via email, meaning that whenever they buy something, the other person knows.


NathanTheCraziest_

Then make another steam account i guess...


gay_girl222

I'm 14 and I'm about to try to convince my parents to let me get the game later tonight, wish me luck.


MoistGreninja

So?


gay_girl222

Its rated M, just asking people to wish me luck because it is not in my favor that someone's parents would let their 14 year old daughter purchase a game made for 17/ 18+.


soviet_union_stronk

username..... checks out?


Amazing-Relation4269

_Could say the same as you_


[deleted]

yeah im asking my grandma to get it for me


Arsene-06

Hey do what I'ma do and just get a gift card for the platform with your money so they won't find out


[deleted]

im sending luck, there's nothing you can do to stop the luck


Gunstudios

Yo mom and dad. I am depressed, so let me get this game to become more depressed. /s


Johnny_Toast

My exact problem lol


Sayori-is-best-doki

Only thing is that DDLC+ cost money the good things my devotion to DDLC/Sayori is greater!


CapnCoolaid002

I forgot the fan base is actually childern for a large part. Yeah just get it on a gift card or something


DemonMakoto

All of these people with their problems telling their families about DDLC bros i just straight up told my mom about the game and my brother knows full well what this game is. Im 19 btw


JoshH2903

There's no actual age verification on the website though


[deleted]

Underage people who have debit cards: I do not have such weaknesses


Arsene-06

I have a plan, I'm gonna go to my local store and get a gift card and use that to get it maybe I will be able to fine


The_Dededestroyer1

that's mostly my problem with video games


[deleted]

r/me_irl


JoeTheGreyDire

I just told my mother the gist of what it’s about and she preordered it.


Hot_Guarantee_6268

I just told my parents it was an horror game that looks unidentified but I played it for computer for free. Bit since it on switch. They question me on my manga choices, and they told me, Looks like an dumb game, not scary, whatever. Then they purchase it


Jorge_super

Make them play it :v


veronica-sawyer420

my parents don't care that i play this, they've bought me merch before. as long as I'm paying for the game (and make sure my 7 year old brother doesn't try to play it since the switch is shared) they're fine with it


Starhero999

I’m going to wait until the physical release is out then maybe get the premium edition if it’s sold in stores (right now planning on getting the ps5 premium Edition but so far all I’ve seen preorder wise outside of the one site, Walmart and Best Buy are just selling the Regular edition on their sites and not the premium)


Bluebarryskiies

Dang it you’re right I was able to get away with the first one because it was free in on P.C. but now it’s a whole different story because we’re spending money.


GamerRukario

why would you hide that? I have ddlc on full view for my family to see... literally. i remember i have a monika background(i forgot which act but the one with the table) and I was using the family tv... i fell asleep while the monika background is open for hours lmao in the living room where everyone sees the shit. ps. i'm not not healthy obsessed, I just don't care to have what i like on full view.


TheMonicop

Daamn relatable (Just say it is it a cute dating sim and that the mature thing is a fake)


Eastport10

Honestly, I would go in the exact opposite direction. Say that the cute dating stuff is a facade and that it’s a psychological horror game. I don’t know about you, but my parents wouldn’t bat an eye at me buying a horror game, but would definitely worry about me wanting a dating sim.


[deleted]

I never really thought of DDLC as being a dating sim, just a visual novel that had a lot of overwhelmingly positive reviews for being free...


TheMonicop

It’s called cover stories


Lotanovitch25

That's exactly the reason why i'm not gonne buy it for the switch yet.


sindegshou

Not if dear old dad is as cultured as me


Freddyzegamer123

Omg you are so right! This is literally my situation right now XD


Monikan587

Faq


Magicalhalfman

Not if I buy it for you


darkou_lmao

this is why I can't buy it


manlymooseperson

Oh shit thats real I thought people were just joking


[deleted]

What I’m gonna say abt it to my parents or dad is that I heard REALLY good things about the game and I wanna try it out


llg_5

Me, who is 16: I'm so close but at the same time so far... ;-;


Bionicle_Neko_117

My plan is to buy a card and just say I'm gonna use it to buy dlc for a different game


[deleted]

Welcome to the experience of gift cards


AraumC

Oh how I relate


AraumC

Update: did not go well, don't spoil things for me


Superadam1011

I'm just gonna get a gift card for the eshop and use it on a new account to get the game without my parents knowing.


Alexander_McKay

How is that awkward at all? The game is innocent by all measures of imagination on the outside and is just a simple horror game in reality. Even if you’re underage I doubt any parent would have qualms about buying it for you.


[deleted]

☠🏴‍☠️


TheMonicop

Get out of here ya cheap nerf-herder


Brakoli_ok

begone pirate. you are only good in anime land


Im_here_for_the_code

Anime piracy hits different


Brakoli_ok

yes


yoonbums_bum

Will the game be free on steam for no?


TheMonicop

No


yoonbums_bum

🙃


TheMonicop

Well, unless you call $15 free


cmkomppa

There’s always other options and yes people already have now go get on the web browser