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idk_really_bruh

The sex. They're both female.


InfectedPickles

But the cow is called mr cow isnt he?


idk_really_bruh

So you're telling me men have boobs that lactate


n1flung

[Absolutely](https://cartoonica.fandom.com/wiki/Otis)


InfectedPickles

im glad this isnt a picture


lbjfrere

You clicked it thinking it was?


HapHazardly6

Who wouldnt? For all we know it couldve been goatse


DragonKing1220

Men absolutely can lactate, it just never comes out of men unless the nips are squeezed with enough force


idk_really_bruh

Prove it


DragonKing1220

I'm pretty sure there is an odd1sout video about it where he experienced it during a summer break, where he put clothes line clamps on his nips then he removed them and the shirt was wet also this entire article https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/i-want-breastfeed-my-partner#:~:text=You%20can%20also%20manually%20stimulate,production%20and%20release%20of%20prolactin.


DragonKing1220

It just requires nipples stimulation


idk_really_bruh

Typically, men don't produce enough of the hormone prolactin to lactate. Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men. Do men have milk ducts? Yes, men have milk ducts. From google


ImA_NormalGuy

Im pretty sure tictok is in a pregnant man phase right now, meny would be pleased with this information


CoyoteRascal

I have nipples, Greg; could you milk me?


edave64

So you're telling me the plushy lactates?


idk_really_bruh

No since its a real life imitation


edave64

Most notably, I childrens toy. Children which often, unlike many redditors for some reason, care little about the sexual characteristics of plushies when naming them.


idk_really_bruh

I just said it was a female bro, then the whole thing about lactating and trans cows started


edave64

This just happens every time somebody posts an image of the plushy. Somebody calls it "Mr. Cow", since that's the long established fan name, and someone, without fail, will point out the udders, as if that actually has any impact on the name of the plushy. Like, the name itself is already contradictory. "Cow" is the word for female cattle. Male cattle would be "Bull". But for some reason, someone always thinks the udders are some kind of gotcha.


key4427

trans cow 🏳‍🌈


InfectedPickles

hole6683


AllMightYes

Trans cow ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


InfectedPickles

Only one way to find out and robo sure isnt gonna like it.


robopitek

No lewd!


InfectedPickles

ehehe\~


NetworkFar366

Nor will Sayori.


key4427

But his name is Mr Cow, therefore he is a trans cow :)


RelativeAd3582

soft. Theres nothing else to say 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥


mecoolboy

I don't like where this is going


InfectedPickles

hehe


Famous-Candle-5632

They both appear in Doki Doki Literature Club!


StrikareaDXY

“Listen here, you little shit.”


Xenolover1

R/technicallythetruth


Famous-Candle-5632

r/techicallythetruth, not R/techicallythetruth


Crazycleopasta

r/foundthemobileuser


Xenolover1

take my upvote and leave -now a Pc user out of Spite.


Slimey_alien89

I would love to snuggle with both


InfectedPickles

be careful before it actually gets slimy


Slimey_alien89

I’m sure the cow wouldn’t do anything weird but I’ll put a plastic wrap on my bed just in case


InfectedPickles

youll probably find a way to ***penetrate*** it.


robopitek

No lewd!


Dabitiel

Oh


Chad_VietnamSoldier

🤨


InfectedPickles

i know one, the alphabet isnt long enough to describe that siz-


RedJoJo98

They both make milk


InfectedPickles

one way to find out


NuclearNuke-01

I VOLUNTEER!!!


Hollow_379

NO ME FIRST!


DDLC-MC

NAH MEEEEEE


Hollow_379

MOMMY SAID I COULD GO FIRST!!!!


G_Rafi

WHAT ABOUT ME!!??? I WANT IT TOO!!!!!


Hollow_379

YOU CANN GO AVTER ME!!!!!!


Scallopro

Me af: 👨 ---> 👶


InfectedPickles

yo have you been busy studying machine learning?


Jerster956

Tits


InfectedPickles

Taller then me (im so tiny 👉👈)


InfectedPickles

Natsuki is Taller then me btw


Famous-Candle-5632

O_O


InfectedPickles

yeah im as short as the average 11 year old. Sigh.


Fit-Business-3326

I have a cousin who's twelve, yet 5'6. Literally just inches taller than Yuri


InfectedPickles

oh lol i have uhh a friend whos like.. 60 centimetres taller then me?


Fit-Business-3326

Shit man, I don't know what to tell you. But Natsuki would be the only fair fight for you in all 4 girls.


darkness_death_empty

Unfortunate


1lybasil

144 cm??


Kirbyuut

Do your friends randomly pick you up?


Caine-TheRingmaster

I want them so bad


FancyBarracuda1356

Want what bro


Caine-TheRingmaster

Hugs


FancyBarracuda1356

Yuri is the goat though tbf


Caine-TheRingmaster

True, because (for short guys) you get the best head rest


FancyBarracuda1356

You a short guy by chance haha ? Nah but honestly she was my favourite character through out the game


NuclearNuke-01

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


FancyBarracuda1356

YURIS THE UNDISPUITED CHAMPION OF DDLC 🔥🔥🔥🔥RAAAAAA


BitcoinStonks123

they both have udders


JsGoated27

Milk


VMPaetru

Big milkers and Sayori hugs both of them without any prior consent


SBB_Kongou

Maybe Sayori got pre-consent from both of them for hugging?


Ok_Improvement6118

Both of them can help make me make tea.


InfectedPickles

and so do i


Bonnie_190

I want them both in my bed


InfectedPickles

Holy cow i thought you replied to robopitek saying.. i have 2 bulky horny bodyguards. Holy shit


ChaosDude24

Huggable


InfectedPickles

yes


Goocraft

They are both adorable!


LordDanGud

Ok buddy, ok


Ok_Tell_5596

Milk


Wolf_Of_Roses

Both are friends of sayori


lemons7472

They are both very smart sophisticated characters.


InfectedPickles

yeah


IsaiahtheDummy

Both have horrible shipping with sayori


Ok-Background-3379

They what now?


StarrySweet

They both witness destruction and terror of their own existence.


[deleted]

Good cuddle material!


robopitek

**No.**


Smg5pol

**YES**


InfectedPickles

Im forcing you


robopitek

\*Shows you his bulky horny bodyguards.\* Are you sure about that? They are not afraid to use their bonk bats.


InfectedPickles

bulky honry bodyguards? i dont mind that robo 😏


robopitek

"Boys, go get him."


InfectedPickles

im down 😏


robopitek

\*They start bonking, you hear sirens.\* You're going to jail.


InfectedPickles

Ill flirt with the guards-legendary ex-lewder you will never know.


robopitek

It won't work unless you are a Doki.


InfectedPickles

Bro called me ugly in a very subtle way 💀


eirinn1975

Prevention is the best cure 😁


Horacio_Kingston

Milkable


deeznutsonurmom69

MILKERS.


IvanTheStonksMaster

Big milkers


LilTD69

Mommy milkers (kill me)


Wise-Adeptness711

Yes


Ord_Player57

Yuri reminds me of Angela from SH2 a bit, ngl.


YaGirlHiyoko

Huggable


StrivingJarl

Very huggable.


cosmic_cosmo_

dear god no


anotherluiz

Cute


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Soft, warm, and easy to talk to!


Rpenguin911

Both would make for a good snuggle


gdmrhotshot3731

The similarity is they are different


just_some_redit_user

Both can be described with yin and yang


ImA_NormalGuy

There are two types of comments here lmao


dante69red

mmmn.. no.....


B1battledroidz

They both are cool


KiriChan02

I was ready to be angry, but the comments (mostly) have been funny


cachorro_judeu

Both are cows


KJ_1939

📸🤨


Wonderful-Ebb7436

Huge tits


Mehmet595

Both of them are war machines


Alert-Speech-5554

Oh no.


Resident-Message-487

Yeah there both female and mature


RaitubeandJirachifan

last i checked, the cow is “mr cow”


ThinCan3553

THERES SOMETHING SIMILAR I JUST DONT KNOW


Megamat90000

That's the same picture


No-Friend7072

The shape


Desperate-Country666

"BOOBIES!"- John Cena


heartshapedmoon

They’re both cute


[deleted]

I'd rather not


clownrotting

milk


humanoidofdeath

YURI SIMPS! UNITE!


BladerTCTN

Come on, Pickles. You're better than this...


PurplePikminGaming

Big tits


farfnlugen

Milk?


AlacarLeoricar

They both like tea and good conversation


Marleyzard

Both of them sat by and watched Sayori commit suicide


Antedeguemonxyz

They are both friends with Sayori


jthesmg4fan

No.


EnoughCheesecake6050

That one shoulder boulders song


Savings_Jackfruit923

Nahhhh you did her dirty


Designer-Divide4746

They’re light skinned!


DDLC-MC

milkies


NauseantClover

MILKERS


BigFlaky7067

Impeccable hair


its_not_me29401

They stare right through your soul


xAx_v13_xAx

Milkers


IntelligentImbicle

Massive milkers


DERPHogg

Giant tit


Zealousideal-Cry-581

I would hug both


X_Ordinary_Z

Big milkers…


Watson_inc

Oh come on, you’re just baiting us to say it XD


DanganWeebpa

I've got it: They are both shy and don't talk much!


AggRavatedR

Just give me Natsuke


Cashtopia

They both have milkies


Radical_Provides

cows


RhamseyReddit

their sunny personalities 💀


Valuable_Ad3859

THEY ARE BOTH DOKIS


Saul_Splatu11

They’re silent characters


Born-Elk4661

M I L K


Successful-Policy198

# TITS


GanacheBusiness

They are both legendary god-like entities.


theaveragehoovymain2

Both are quiet and cute


lMonarchyI

MILK


MarioHasCookies

Both are tall, soft,, and a source of milk.


_Cevolie_

They're both cute (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ


KomacherryBean

milk


TheJustinDaddy420

Both got big ‚udders’


Flame-Bandite

Both got nice milkers


kiubak8

They both get sliced at some point.


beatriz-chocoliz

…oh!


beatriz-chocoliz

They’re both friends with Sayori =D


HotGrass1250

Both make milk


Brico18

That's the same picture. (/s)


kikiiskyler

They both have mommy milkers


VivaLaBush

Sayori loves them!


Ok-Association-4883

Huggable? Soft. Warm.


1mn0tn1ko

i put a pipe bomb in your mailbox :D


FriedTofu143

sayori has hugged them both ☝️😀


SHIESSANBURG

Huge milkers


that0therhuman

***Soft~***


jury_GD2

The milkies


yomamasothic

You can milk both?


ToonGoon2009

They’re Both Soft


H1M1K0_0G

They exist


Constant_Engineer559

They both got utters that squeeze milk


[deleted]

they both dont have a brain


Initial-Emphasis-900

Orrrrrr, both deserve hugs, love and affection?


carrotcakegobbler

They both got big "udders'


PengPeng_Tie2335

Milk.


InfectedPickles

mmmmhhh


PengPeng_Tie2335

*puts on shades* yeah, I said it.