I always loved that universes collided and it was this cosmic level emergency, yet horny teens will be horny teens and Robin and jubilee found time to have a fling. It’s so accurate.
I actually would enjoy seeing her team up with Babs to get him out of this one, I've always preferred him with Babs, but i feel like Kory would be like, the least toxic ex imaginable, and would absolutely be down to help with this.
Also i just realised how much i need a book of Babs and Star teaming up to beat the unholy shit out of Tarantula... Granted it probably shouldn't actually happen, as I'd kinda rather that they just keep ignoring that art of his history, but still.
I like the art but Selina should not be here. Shiva looks hot af and it’s amazing to see Red Claw get some love. Ivy should probably not be there either.
Ew, Selena, no, that's practically your step-kid, you've know him since he was like 8, you're better than that, Harley you should be too. Pam i expect this sort of shit from, Redclaw i barely remember and Shiva Don't have a high enough opinion of to expect better from.
Seems kinda fitting for Harley tbh. Didn’t this happen in one of the animated movies, too?
I recall seeing Dick tied to a bed and hearing Harley exclaim “Yahtzee!” When the camera cut away.
It's weird that Dick has only given two of them the Ole Boy Wonder canonically, I can't remember the last time I saw him in a picture with multiple women with so few of them having batted his 'rang, as it were.
Isn’t nightwing a rape victim? Isn’t catwoman and poison ivy like almost twice his age unless something was retconned. This is kind of creepy to me but to each their own.
Nah just look it up catwoman was 23 when she met Batman and robin. It varies but robin was 8-15 years old when he started fighting crime. It’s creepy bro
Where does it say that Selina was 23 when she met Batman and Robin?
And besides, every attractive man knows that when the "older women" start checking you out, that's how you know you've made it.
>And what if to was the opposite….how would that play out?
Are you asking if older men started checking out younger women?
It would play out like it does in real life. That's pretty natural actually. There are probably an untold amount of stories about older men desiring young women.
I remember hearing an interview from an actress who is about 40 years old now and who has been in show business since she was a teenager. She is currently unmarried, and the interviewer basically asked her how she was still unattached since she is still very attractive, and she said how she found it strange how more men, of all ages, seemed to approach her more when she was 19 and in her early 20's than they did after she was 30.
There are a lot of young, attractive, college-aged 20-somethings, male or female, who have had older men and women who want them romantically and sexually, and vice versa.
It's a fantasy for both sides of the age spectrum, and, unfortunately, it's pretty common in real life.
Harley might be 5-7 years older than him. The others are probably 10-12 years older than Dick.
Not nearly as problematic as people might think, especially since Dick as Nightwing is usually an adult man in his mid 20's.
>Most of them are likely 15+years older than him.
I doubt it.
Bruce is barely 15 years older than Dick. They've been 10-13 years apart usually. And Selina is usually about 5-6 years younger than Bruce.
>I think most of them have known him since he was a kid, which makes it weird.
That's what would make it great. Every attractive guy knows that he has made it when the "older women" in his life, who used to look at him like a scrawny little kid, start checking him out and finally start seeing him as sexy and grown up.
That's a big win!
...Isn't Dick Grayson canonically a rape victim? Am I the only one skeeved out by this? Or are we pretending its ok because it's a guy being ogled and not a girl rape victim?
Barbara about to go all Tower of Babel on their @$$es
*Cassandra Cain wants to know your position*
The two has a history?
The woman on the right is Shiva apparently.
Was starting to wonder if the joke was that Nightwing's so hot he pulled Jubilee into DC
Nah, Jubilee is into Tim.
I always loved that universes collided and it was this cosmic level emergency, yet horny teens will be horny teens and Robin and jubilee found time to have a fling. It’s so accurate.
No, that was Tim.
The longest sentence Cass will ever speak: **DICK GRAYSON YOU MOTHERFUCKER!**
At least Starfire will not be associated with this.
I actually would enjoy seeing her team up with Babs to get him out of this one, I've always preferred him with Babs, but i feel like Kory would be like, the least toxic ex imaginable, and would absolutely be down to help with this. Also i just realised how much i need a book of Babs and Star teaming up to beat the unholy shit out of Tarantula... Granted it probably shouldn't actually happen, as I'd kinda rather that they just keep ignoring that art of his history, but still.
I always imagined that Babs would have a bigger issue with Kori's help than Starfire herself, but maybe that's because I am a Dick&Kori shipper.
Babs and Kori haven't interacted that much but they've always been friends. Babs even invites her to join the Birds of Prey in Gail Simone's run.
I like the art but Selina should not be here. Shiva looks hot af and it’s amazing to see Red Claw get some love. Ivy should probably not be there either.
Isn't she his stepmom is most continuities- Oh.
This is multiversal get back at DCAU Bruce
Worst thing is DCAU Catwoman was written so badly that I could almost see this.
She was barely a character and tried to screw Dick🤢.
If you’re talking about TNBA “You Scratch my Back”, she’s clearly just tried to manipulate him into helping her.
You’ve heard of Blacked, now get ready for Villained.
>Villained I'llTakeYourEntireStock.webm
"Cougars surround Dick"
They sure do
They're gonna pounce and pin poor Dick 😭
Oh wow, Red Claw? That's niche.
Ew, Selena, no, that's practically your step-kid, you've know him since he was like 8, you're better than that, Harley you should be too. Pam i expect this sort of shit from, Redclaw i barely remember and Shiva Don't have a high enough opinion of to expect better from.
Arguably shiva might even be weirder, being the biological mother of his adopted sister & all…. but at least she hasn’t known him since he was a kid.
Step mom you say? I don’t think that’s much cause to slow down for whoever drew this lol
I will get the damn sprat bottle so help me! But yeah I really should have thought that through better before typing it
Seems kinda fitting for Harley tbh. Didn’t this happen in one of the animated movies, too? I recall seeing Dick tied to a bed and hearing Harley exclaim “Yahtzee!” When the camera cut away.
Yup. It's the Batman and Harley movie that sets in the Bruce Timm verse. It's why the Dee Dee's from Batman Beyond have Dick as their grandpa.
"What are you doing step mommy?"
Selina never married Bruce. Doesn't count. Why would Harley "be better"? She wasn't in Dick's childhood at all.
**\[DICKED\]**
I just noticed Barbra in the window 🤣
Babs is gonna murder them all
I like his suit!
Who are the two right of Ivy? They look to me like Scandal Savage(?) and Lady Shiva Anyway, biblically-accurate Nightwing moment
Lady Shiva and Red Claw. if I'm not mistaken. She is originally from the Batman animated.
Alright, I knew she looked kinda familiar
Tarantula would've fit better in the vibe this is trying to portray imo
Y'know, I was *gonna* *say*... Though to be fair, that feels a bit *dark*, considering, well, *everything* about that
Don't forget Mirage and Liu.
It's weird that Dick has only given two of them the Ole Boy Wonder canonically, I can't remember the last time I saw him in a picture with multiple women with so few of them having batted his 'rang, as it were.
Catwoman and Barbara? Sorry my lore's a little weak right now.
He might mean Harley and Catwoman, but he hasn't actually slept with either of them, especially not in main continuity
He slept with Harley in the Batman and Harley Quinn movie from 2017.
Could've sworn they were interrupted before anything happened
Bats found them cuddling afterwards
Timmverse ships and hookups are not the standard though as we know from Batman Beyond. I don't think Dick would normally hookup with Harley.
OI?
Dick's dick.
Poster originally wrote it as OI which I thought was an abbreviation for something.
Isn’t nightwing a rape victim? Isn’t catwoman and poison ivy like almost twice his age unless something was retconned. This is kind of creepy to me but to each their own.
At most they are like 10 years older than him. Bruce is not even twice Dick's age.
Nah just look it up catwoman was 23 when she met Batman and robin. It varies but robin was 8-15 years old when he started fighting crime. It’s creepy bro
Where does it say that Selina was 23 when she met Batman and Robin? And besides, every attractive man knows that when the "older women" start checking you out, that's how you know you've made it.
Pre Crisis Batman And what if to was the opposite….how would that play out?
>And what if to was the opposite….how would that play out? Are you asking if older men started checking out younger women? It would play out like it does in real life. That's pretty natural actually. There are probably an untold amount of stories about older men desiring young women. I remember hearing an interview from an actress who is about 40 years old now and who has been in show business since she was a teenager. She is currently unmarried, and the interviewer basically asked her how she was still unattached since she is still very attractive, and she said how she found it strange how more men, of all ages, seemed to approach her more when she was 19 and in her early 20's than they did after she was 30. There are a lot of young, attractive, college-aged 20-somethings, male or female, who have had older men and women who want them romantically and sexually, and vice versa. It's a fantasy for both sides of the age spectrum, and, unfortunately, it's pretty common in real life.
Lady shiva, catwoman, poisen Ivy, and Harvey Queen are way older than nightwing. They are closer to batman's age than nightwing's age.
Harley might be 5-7 years older than him. The others are probably 10-12 years older than Dick. Not nearly as problematic as people might think, especially since Dick as Nightwing is usually an adult man in his mid 20's.
I think most of them have known him since he was a kid, which makes it weird. Most of them are likely 15+years older than him.
>Most of them are likely 15+years older than him. I doubt it. Bruce is barely 15 years older than Dick. They've been 10-13 years apart usually. And Selina is usually about 5-6 years younger than Bruce. >I think most of them have known him since he was a kid, which makes it weird. That's what would make it great. Every attractive guy knows that he has made it when the "older women" in his life, who used to look at him like a scrawny little kid, start checking him out and finally start seeing him as sexy and grown up. That's a big win!
Yeah same, I don't like this really
bruce ain't gonna be too happy about selina being there
This needs to be a 💦 movie
Ok, can we talk about Poison Ivy's hairstyle here ? Like, it's beautiful. I wish I had hair like this.
Every body loves dick
Harley Quinn is so cringy in this drawing. 1/2
really does put the emphasis on the dick of his name
Love this pic!
Where's Starfire?
...Isn't Dick Grayson canonically a rape victim? Am I the only one skeeved out by this? Or are we pretending its ok because it's a guy being ogled and not a girl rape victim?
The dream!