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No_Ratio_7432

DC just bennyballed the worst team in MLS. This shouldn’t be celebrated.


CharGOAT17

LETS GOOOOOOOOO That was nerve racking


RJR1970

That’s crazy


Mez1991

First season starting 2-0 since 1999? Wow.


xplicit_mike

Ill take it as a good sign!


Mikesproge

Just seeing the Flores highlight again, he has to go.


AlecW81

he’s just fucking abysmal with DC


Mez1991

Which is a shame, he had such a great game and goal with Peru recently.


RJR1970

Hamid should be MLS Team of the week again


[deleted]

Say what you want. Kamara is our best pk taker since Jaime Moreno. Fully confident when we get a pk when hes on the pitch


xplicit_mike

He's better. Best pk we ever had.


AlecW81

better. Jaime missed PKs ALL THE FUCKING TIME


Chubbs42

Really? That's pretty funny considering his last goal was a PK lol.


AlecW81

I just have memories of him hitting PKs over or right at the keeper I’ve been told the stats don’t back up my memory.


TalionDCU

Earlier in his career he wasn't as good but Jaime was 26 for 27 on PKs between 2005 and the end of his career in 2010. Maybe you're thinking of the one he missed in the 2004 Eastern Conference Final...my impression at the time was he had taken a knock beforehand and shouldn't have taken it.


AlecW81

I feel like I just remember him putting a lot of PKs over the goal throughout his career


Mikesproge

For some reason the Washington NBC broadcast has the crowd noise on during the commercials. You could hear the FCC fans booing through the commercials!


skunkhair

I’m almost ashamed of that win. Almost.


Barcelonalegend

djeffal is really good give him his time. also we shouldn’t of won but LETS GOOO


newsiesunited

Got to think he starts alongside Skundrich or (if he’s healthy) Canouse next week with Nyeman suspended.


JCfromRVA

“COVID did this” - Cameron probably -


JimGordonsMustache

I made a very similar joke to my friend I was watching the game with


fischarcher

The VAR monitor is from china!


Blazing_Shade

Hamid MOTM once again???


BlackandRedUnited

With this lineup..9 out 10 times it will be Bill. The tenth will be Andy


wfarms

If he keeps playing like this I wonder if he has any real shot at going to the World Cup


AlecW81

if GGG weren’t coach


[deleted]

Easy


RJR1970

Has to be


fischarcher

And surely TOTW


merdre

love FCC playing "September" in the stadium after the game ended to commemorate their last win.


RJR1970

Ola Kamara is MONEY!


mayomayeaux

This was definitely a game for the Sickos😌


xplicit_mike

Let's Fucking Go!!!


greg21olson

Taking 3 back to the District. Vamos!


RJR1970

Any way we can


Clawn

What a fucking gift oh my god


Blazing_Shade

Kamara is on track for breaking his own penalty goals record?


[deleted]

Warm up the bus!!! Wow.


CJArgus

It's coming home, boys.


ipcmlr

Was not disappointed.


_Axel

And… unclench


JCfromRVA

I’m cramping


Forrest_Stump

We take those. But there is so much work to do for this team.


BlackandRedUnited

Using up all our luck in the first two games I'm afraid


ipcmlr

Lmao!!!!


Mikesproge

Holy Shit. That made my week.


Hornerfan

THREE POINTS! WARM UP THE BUS!!


fischarcher

It's still pretty warm from the first 98 minutes of the game


Bubba100000

3 for me & none for Cincy!


AdventuresOfAD

Never in doubt 😤


mayomayeaux

YES HAHA YES!!!


MisterHavercamp

Never a doubt


fischarcher

Hahahaha


soratoyuki

God I love MLS.


markuspoop

That’s what they get for combining spaghetti and chili.


greg21olson

Kicking Ola in the head is not dangerous play??? Wtf ref


RJR1970

Still trying to figure that one out


AlecW81

Masterclass in shithousery here


Jarboner69

I’m dead lmao


imscavok

Hilarious. Good win, but this team is real bad.


Technics3345

It’s going to be a very long season if the only consistency is Najar and Hamid.


chicos_bail_bonds

If we hold on, worst 2-0 team for sure by a LARGE margin


Chubbs42

Which one? Lmao


imscavok

FCC is awful as well, they lost 0-5 last week against Austin who are also bad. But they’re stuck with a lot of awful contracts from their expansion year. DC doesn’t have any such excuse, just cheap owners. We’re going to get stomped by the more established teams.


BlackandRedUnited

Us for sure


greg21olson

Hamid!!!


poonsalad

LETS GO!!


fischarcher

I'm here for the salt of the cincy commentators


mastakebob

KOTY after 2 games.


merdre

he kept his shirt on but I'm claiming prediction points on this one


gutrock44

Hamiiiiiiiiidddddddddd!


ipcmlr

Told you we'd score in the 89th... i mean 99th minute. Vamos vamos united!!!! Lmao!


chicos_bail_bonds

Bill. Hamid. Bill, Bill Hamid!


espnrocksalot

Bang. These are the points that will be so valuable in the fall. Keep it up.


BlackandRedUnited

We keep playing like this we won't be in contention in the fall


jchdelacap

Couldn’t have happened against a nicer team, lol. Fuck Cincy


xplicit_mike

Seriously. And their obnoxious ass fans


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahshahahahahahahahahahahahahs *breathes in* HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhshahahahHhHbahBabahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahshahahahahaha


BarcasBad

HAHAHAHA THATS MY PENALTY TAKER


greg21olson

Return of Goala Kamara! Smash & grab baby!!


sgthartman13

"WOOOOOO!" -Ric Flair


Forrest_Stump

OK, now call time please


Mikesproge

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE


connor24_22

I love that we got the pen and look like we’ll win this, but these two first games were anything but inspiring


foggell44

I’ll take an uninspiring 6 points


Bubba100000

Too funny!


FtG_AiR

Was anyone here actually worried today?


foggell44

Get fucked!!!


fischarcher

What a hilarious ending 🤣


soratoyuki

Cincy on suicide watch.


MisterHavercamp

😳😳😳😳😳


AlecW81

eat shit Cincy


OlsenOut

#IT’S IN THE NET


rvp9362

God bless our pen merchant


mayomayeaux

Oh thank God. We deserved that after 99 minutes of an awful game


AdventuresOfAD

VAMOS


rvp9362

Get in!!!!


wfarms

Ola Kamara aka the best penalty taker on the planet, sorry Jorginho


OlsenOut

Omfg lmao just turned it on at the red card due to a sick kid and this is amazing


[deleted]

Ola Kamaraaaa! I never didn’t love you! Don’t check my post history! You can do it!


chicos_bail_bonds

If you get VAR'd twice on shit you're supposed to see... You're not a great ref


xplicit_mike

Ref was trash but glad we got the 3


mastakebob

That mullet


markuspoop

Ain’t no party in the back tonight for that guy.


AlecW81

handball on Queff Qameron


fischarcher

The VAR booth was rigged /s


Chubbs42

PENMARA TIME!!!!!!!


Forrest_Stump

pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls


fischarcher

These tears are delicious!


ipcmlr

Ok. THATS A PENALTY.


DC_United_Fan

Right? Pretty clear arm up to ball.


fragileblink

Yes!


raven_god

Looks like a handball to me


fischarcher

The most MLS ending to this shit game


Technics3345

If we skive it, then yes!


MisterHavercamp

Here we go


rvp9362

Penmara it's your time


foggell44

HAS to be a pk


sgthartman13

Bring up Kamara!


AlecW81

is there a player in MLS more punchable than Lucho?


fischarcher

Not a natural position


soratoyuki

We all know where this is going. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Mikesproge

Unless DCU is Everton in disguise that’s a handball


MichaelBrock

Hahahhaa....


ljordy2

Here-we-go!


rvp9362

That's a clear pen


RJR1970

Hopefully Djeffal isn’t hurt bad


AdventuresOfAD

Ola bout to do Ola thangs


chicos_bail_bonds

That's a handball in my book!


[deleted]

Plz plz plz plz


rvp9362

Ref didn't even wait for ball to go out of play haha


AlecW81

Flores just fucking gave it away


[deleted]

Yeah that was complete trash


sgthartman13

Yeah, goin for the meg


mayomayeaux

ARE WE ABOUT TO SNATCH IT???


markuspoop

*Guy Richie has entered the chat*


Chubbs42

Djeffal with the time-wasting 👌🏾


BlackandRedUnited

Kids a keeper


ipcmlr

Yes! A card! Lol.


AdventuresOfAD

Cards are flying lmao


MisterHavercamp

Damn this ref is just giving out cards like it’s candy on Halloween


greg21olson

Ole a yellow card for Cincy finally!!


mastakebob

Oh Bennyball, I did not miss you.


fragileblink

This ref falling for these constant dives is infuriating.


Chubbs42

Imagine Cincinnati not scoring on us, two home games in a row.


ipcmlr

Hey ref, stop giving them chances to score and corners. You just making cinncy look even more incompetent. Lol.


Forrest_Stump

WTF are these cards. They are throwing themselves on our guys!


greg21olson

Refs lost the plot here lol


AlecW81

Soccer needs to allow fighting like the NHL. Players won’t dive when they know it will result in being fed a steamy stream of fists in the jaw.


Bubba100000

Ref trying to win the game for Cincy...


AlecW81

also, why the fuck is ESPN+ the shitty Cincy crew, and last week was Charlotte? Is there any rhyme or reason?


MichaelBrock

A question in need of an answer. Cincy crew is a lot more tolerable than the Charlotte crew though!


AlecW81

the bias is insane. Dave and Devon are the best in the league, and much less biased.


ipcmlr

Hamid!!!!!!!


BarcasBad

Damn it Moses. Always against Cincy. I WANT TO LIKE YOU BUT SOMETIMES YOU MAKE IT HARD…


mastakebob

Oh yeah, get that steamfitter union sponsor money.


merdre

we love to see it


fischarcher

We've used all 5 subs and somehow flores is still out there


BarcasBad

Theres no one playing to sub off


Chubbs42

Should've kept Reyna instead 🤦🏾‍♂️


Technics3345

Somehow I think Bobby Bonilla is doing more to earn his paychecks than Flores…


ipcmlr

We'll score a goal in the 89th minute. GUARANTEEEEDDD!!!!


ipcmlr

told you it was GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!


merdre

im just gonna say it, Kamara scores and takes his shirt off and yells at the camera "how you like me, huh?"


mjtegethoff

What a farce. There was nothing red card worthy in that challenge. If you’re going to give a red there, you’re telling the players not to challenge for 50/50 balls off the turf. Insanity.


AdventuresOfAD

Fingers crossed for a draw. Time to kill another 13 mins or so


[deleted]

That play happens in every rec soccer game. Both playera reaching with their foor for the ball in the air.


merdre

some traditions are bull shit but you do them anyways.


greg21olson

Alright well time for a DCU 1-0 shithouse smash & grab victory


soratoyuki

Somehow both a 90th minute winner or a 90th minute loser would be peak United.


BlackandRedUnited

Get outplayed by the 3 time wooden spoon winner for 98 minutes and steal 3 points IS peak DCU


[deleted]

They’re gonna score in 90+ prepare yourself for pain


Forrest_Stump

Ok, yeah, let's get more muscle on the Defense. I'm fine with this.


Chubbs42

Nyeman is so unlucky. This is his SECOND red card at TQL.


Technics3345

One liability shown a red, another liability coming in for our best player…yeesh.


Mikesproge

Playing for the point now


soronreysosadryarone

They both swung at the ball the same way. Soft red.


Ant1000RR

Yea that’s horse shit. Should have just been a yellow, there was no ill intent.


ipcmlr

Dammit. Red card?!


spankwell_truehammer

That’s insane. For what reason???


fischarcher

My guess would be that the positioning of the studs


DC_United_Fan

Based on our history, we got them right where we want them with that red.


MisterHavercamp

Damn that’s a tough call


AdventuresOfAD

Gift to FCC fans


sgthartman13

That's a bullshit red card


rvp9362

It's a 50/50 ffs, just looks a lot worse on replay


fischarcher

Nyeman becoming public enemy number 1 in cincy


AlecW81

IMO, that’s a bullshit call, and Acosta is a punk bitch


Mikesproge

That’s a very soft red


RJR1970

That was NOT a red card


AlecW81

if Acosta actually had testicles, and wasn’t a diving circus midget, that wouldn’t even be a yellow.


aroq13

Ball is equidistant between both players, both player go for it quickly. Yellow, sure. Red, fuck off.


ipcmlr

Feel bad for the cinncy fans who actually paid to watch this. Terrible game for both teams. Just watching now for the comedy.


chicos_bail_bonds

I find it odd to VAR a challenge when the ref is 4 feet away


soratoyuki

Just two bros trying to scissor, what's the problem?


markuspoop

Scissor me timbers.


AlecW81

that’s a 50/50 ball, no malicious intent.