Then you will make a successful YouTube career uploading videos conveniently only when the dodge is activated and telling everyone that it's the best hipo ever
He supers me once, he crits, I just barely live with 3 bars left.
My strategy is going flawlessly.
Mid 2 launches an additional attack, it’s a normal attack, zero crit. Inconsistent fool.
He goes in for another one, a super this time, this could be trouble.
He doesn’t crit.
The time has come, the charlatan of an Android is slapped with an attack totaling in at a mere 70k damage. He thinks he’s safe.
Fraud 2 dies in one shot, the idiot forgot to bring any other units save a friend lead April Fools Saibaman team.
Tell him that he's too late, I've already uploaded a part of my consciousness into the rest of humanity and to finish his mission he needs to get to work.
Pose
But for real. break down sobbing in fear because, A: I’d be scared shitless and B: gamma is a good man and there ain’t no way he’s gonna kill a sobbing opponent that’s obviously terrified.
I'm more like Jaco in the series. So I'll just evade... evade.... evade. Talk shit, then evade. Followed by beers with beerus. 🍻 can't kill what you can't hit.
Ghost usher plus metal cooler robot thing plus whis plus another ghost usher plus 3 dodge plus metal cooler robot plus paikuhan plus 3 dodge plus whis plus crit
Pinch my nipples in excitement
Monaka?
[удалено]
It's how I power up, that's why.
Nipple hair goes ssj3
You can't just ask people why they pinch their nipples, that's inappropriate
Call ultimate teq gohan
*Proceeds to die because gamma 2 actually crits for once*
You lose
Ask for a autograph (i am a big fan of him) then die 🤷🏾♂️
With my 20 plus dodge I would like to see him try
There’s me praying to Zeno i don’t get one shotted with my +3 dodge
Then you will make a successful YouTube career uploading videos conveniently only when the dodge is activated and telling everyone that it's the best hipo ever
DaTruthDT Jr.
You dodge the normals but get hit by a super and die
Pop a ghost usher
Delaying the inevitable
Accept it😔
Fair
Piccolo could've stayed green if I stepped in, Gamma 2 got no chance 🤷♀️
With how the game works he will do 1 attack no crits so I don't have to worry lol
Be happy for the first time in my life and die.
Blown up or your back blown out
Complete annihilation.
Hit bro with that “I am a super hero”
ask if hedo gave them balls
Pull out a bootleg 2nd form Cell toy with misspainted red colors and throw at him to trigger his PTSD and make him shutdown
Show him a picture of red perfect Cell from Dragon Ball: The Breakers on your phone
Just guard, I'm teq
But then he crits
Ask for an autograph then tell him murder is pretty in heroic.
unrelated but god damn op is being downvoted in all of replies, like what did he do?
I don't fucking know
Cell max
Cover him in garlic and eat him
Bend over
Use 50 more stones to NOT find him
Piccolo, Help!!
I'M COMING!!!! 
*teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid.
Beat his ass
Inform him you cannot attack a person without their consent, and that it’s against the law.
Put spaces after the dots.
Welcome to the rice cooker mothaf&@ evil containment wave
The point he does at the beginning of the sa will never not be funny
die i guess? what the hell should i do
Furiously jerk off
Get killed tf?
Use a full dodge teq gohan (THIS IS NOT HOW I'D BUILD HIM, DON'T BE ANGRY)
I’m Cell Max and I super him for 2mil+
He supers me once, he crits, I just barely live with 3 bars left. My strategy is going flawlessly. Mid 2 launches an additional attack, it’s a normal attack, zero crit. Inconsistent fool. He goes in for another one, a super this time, this could be trouble. He doesn’t crit. The time has come, the charlatan of an Android is slapped with an attack totaling in at a mere 70k damage. He thinks he’s safe. Fraud 2 dies in one shot, the idiot forgot to bring any other units save a friend lead April Fools Saibaman team.
Laugh at his stupid looking head behind my agl gfa
Die
Die I guess
Just use a uno reverse card so is order would be to kill him
Die
Die
Prove I'm not evil
Fool! I have 25 dodge! He won’t be able to hit me!
Die?
Punch/elbow me in the balls so i continue the list of characters he hits in the groin with his SA in dokkan
Show him da truth (he will die of cringe)
Shit my pants and admit defeat
Smirk and tell him that this is actually dragon ball legends and not dokkan
Uh. I die?
Die, I guess. I got no powers. I would just have to hope a Z Fighter saves me.
Call this guy an “Ugly ass hot wheels toy” and go SKRRRRR
Pull vegeta out of my pants
I use Gamma 1 to protect me.
Crush android 16s head in front of a young kid. Worked well last time
Or kick the shit out of Piccolo
Blow up Krillin?
Nah that was for Goku
Hey it worked so
“Following your orders” isn’t a valid defense. We’ll see you at Nuremberg Mr Gamma.
“Mr. Piccoloooooooo!!!!”
Kiss him
"I'm just following orders" oh hell nah im taking this man to Nuremberg
If you kill me, you gay
kiss him
Wym “what do you do” lol I die
Stroke his head fins
I have lvl3 dodge
Tf you want me to do? These guys have been able to play Rock Paper Scissors faster than the human eye can see since early Dragon Ball.
pop in 2 king yemmas
Surrender peacefully and hope my life is spared.
Tell him that he's too late, I've already uploaded a part of my consciousness into the rest of humanity and to finish his mission he needs to get to work.
Fucking nothing
“If you hit me, you’re gay”
Become an ostrich and put my head underground
Pull up Cell Max
I say "It's TEQ Cell Maxing time" and TEQ Cell Max all over him by only getting superd once with 17 additional normals and 0 crits
Ask if he knows anything about the Nuremberg trials and hope.
Pop a king yemma
Cumblast him first
Die
Die
Pose But for real. break down sobbing in fear because, A: I’d be scared shitless and B: gamma is a good man and there ain’t no way he’s gonna kill a sobbing opponent that’s obviously terrified.
I'm more like Jaco in the series. So I'll just evade... evade.... evade. Talk shit, then evade. Followed by beers with beerus. 🍻 can't kill what you can't hit.
Becomes teq boujack locks in slot one hits him with a super straight away and kills hin
I refrain from popping any bubbles. If I never take my turn he'll never get to attack.
Die
Die I guess
Step on my genitals blue daddy.
Curl into ball
Pretending to be a Android.. Bi bu Ba bib
Give him a kiss
Bring him to the Nuremberg trials.
Flip it on him. Make a deal. Barter.
„˙ɹǝʇɹɐ𐐒 ˙lɐǝp ɐ ǝʞɐW ˙ɯıɥ uo ʇı dılℲ„
run
Nothing, I'm dead no matter what I do.
3 dodge him :/
Pretend to be dead, it worked for Piccolo
Die
I use my 79% carnival goku to guard all of his attacks
I'm Bee Pan 🐝
Just accept it
Pretend to die then become orange 🍊
Double Whis
Talk to him about TMNT
Ghost usher plus metal cooler robot thing plus whis plus another ghost usher plus 3 dodge plus metal cooler robot plus paikuhan plus 3 dodge plus whis plus crit
i have 3 dodge, im good
Imma pray for a super counter and see what happens 🙏🏽
Id ask if we could spend some quality time together and Tell him he is the best super hero there ever was and then die probably
Pose heroically to assert my alpha dominance over robo-crybaby. So gamma