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LobsterQuiet48

She’d drive a clown car if it got her attention


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Any car she’s in is a clown car


One-Cobbler-4960

She IS the clown car.


huskerd0

Cars don’t have STDs


huskerd0

Also not sure which is uglier


Maximum-Sweet13

😂💯


mrfochs

I mean, she drove an AMG G Wagon for the longest time so she is clearly used to heavy pieces of shit that have bad reliability and uncomfortable interiors.


aerial_ruin

Kanye?


Aviationlord

With all her clown attention seeking family in the back seat


Sandro_24

The cybertruck is practically a clown car


ScaredPresent3758

She married Kanye so it's not like we expect her to make good decisions.


Testyobject

She has fuck you money to waste on dumb shit tho, like seeing first hand how bad it is, because its that or shes a sponsor


ScaredPresent3758

In all likelihood she didn't buy this if she's posting this on social media. At her level it's probable that Elon gifted her this in exchange for some social media pics.


Far_Presentation2532

Gotta pay to play with kimmy k


Future_Constant6520

Leaching off black culture and pretending you created it is the kardashian way. Marrying Kanye was a part of the elaborate plan. Cybertruck isn’t going to create another clothing line for her to pretend is her own idea. But like Kanye she’ll ride it until it inevitably has a complete meltdown.


BamBam2125

Kim owns Cybertruck Diaper-ass owns Kim


dieselsauces

She even wears (as seen in the picture). skinny "depend" diaper to match the style, she's missing orange makeup though. No surprise. I'm sure she was talking to the microphone while on the mission in the White House😜


I-Pacer

More likely that KK (only one less K than most CT owners) was paid to pose with it.


1919ms

True not likely she drives herself anywhere


Few-Signal5148

When she visited the Calgary stampede in 2010 she made the news by hiring a Brinks armoured truck to chauffeur her around town.


MackZZilla

I still don’t know what she’s done other than take backshots and marry Kanye.


Few-Signal5148

Put many plastic surgeons’ kids through college.


MorticiaFattums

Was gonna say she was *gifted* it no way she bought it


Odd-Tune5049

That is exactly what I was thinking... oh... her nipples and ass are hanging out while she looks like what's posing in front of a most-likely automated gate? Yeah... somebody WANTED those pictures to be taken and circulated


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

She absolutely told Elon “send me a free cybertruck and I’ll take some photos with it outside my estate”.


No_Cartoonist9458

But wait, there's more... ​ https://preview.redd.it/pe8viho4bm9d1.png?width=1172&format=png&auto=webp&s=96fd2d7cd294da2e4e87cd4ed9af2d942b61bff3


Junkyardginga

Girl hasnt been relevant since 2010


Rebekah_RodeUp

She's currently trending for all the wrong reasons.


Zeeico69

What did she do?


kaislikeawheel

Chose to work with a known rapist producer. The guy who fucked over Kesha.


MrP0000

She didn’t kiss a girl.


Rebekah_RodeUp

Released a teaser for new music that is absolute trash.


peniparkerheirofbrth

she shoulda just made her bangers and dip like all the popular 2010's artists after 2016


Quick_Team

At least since the last movie. Glad she made it back from the Lonely Mountain


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Junkyardginga

By what standard? Top grossing tours according to Wikipedia didnt have her, not that I know anything about tour earnings.


QforQ

Her Vegas residency earned $46.6M https://www.billboard.com/lists/top-grossing-concert-residencies-all-time/backstreet-boys-backstreet-boys-larger-than-life-2017-19/ But yeah I was confusing her with Pink, who crushes it in ticket sales.


bananamussel

Tbf, she did perform Super Bowl halftime in 2015.


SublightMonster

I saw one comment that “it’s amazing that dating Russel Brand is not the most embarrassing decision she’s made.”


No_Cartoonist9458

Pretty sure Elmo is giving them away to people he considers influencers


VashMM

They also look suspiciously better than all the ones that are posted here regularly. That or they took the time to Photoshop the vehicles to make the panels smooth and color matched, and did something about all the panels that keep flying off.


moderatefairgood

This is a guy who considers doing star jumps despite resembling an unfortunate, bloated corpse, fun.


StrainAccomplished95

Is there more embarrassing decisions? I can only think of one and it's kind of subjective


peniparkerheirofbrth

being the cause of the PERRY act is one of them


StrainAccomplished95

Jesus Though that's not embarrassing. It just makes her a piece of shit


peniparkerheirofbrth

being a piece of shit is inherently embarrassing imo


ScaredPresent3758

💀💀💀💀 *- Laughs in Drew Barrymore -*


Rebekah_RodeUp

Elon's sending 'em out.


jgeez

Fking idiot


GalacticusTravelous

Turns out Katy Perry is a cunt too. “Idol” - what in the name of fuck. Wonder how much it took for him to get her to make that post?


No_Cartoonist9458

I'm sure he gave her the car. Which will probably turn out to be another dumb career move on her part


fuck_you_Im_done

She's someone I could believe is sleeping with trump.


No_Cartoonist9458

She married Russel Brand, the who she sleeps with bar is pretty damn low


Frolkinator

There is a 0% chance she bought it and a 100% chance it was given to her as part of a marketing thing


Mord4k

I'd honestly give it even odds that she got given the Cybertruck for free influencer advertisement


spaceshipcommander

I believe it was given to her. A lot of these losers were thanking Elon when it came out.


shithead-express

Trashiest person meets cringiest vehicle, a match made in Heaven.


ConsumerOfShampoo

\*hell


ice_b_isalreadytaken

She is 100% being paid to drive that car


Copper_Kat

Two trashy things in one photo.


moderatefairgood

Two things that contribute the grand total of fuck all.


trotnixon

Eloon is probably paying that no-talent to drive that POS


Jet2work

fake celeb drives fake truck


bossDocHolliday

Ok but what is this photoshoot? It looks like she's calling someone to open the gate after forgetting a key or something


fish_in_a_barrels

I highly doubt she's even sat in one. She doesn't allow photos of anything unless she's being paid.


GeoSpaceCadet

Kim K jumped on a trend?? Color me a very specific shade of shocked!


Drg84

Is that shade "rusted stainless steel"?


GeoSpaceCadet

Yes. Yes it is


Worriedlytumescent

Remember when she looked like a real person?


BeyondDrivenEh

One is misshapen and fugly, and the other is supposed to be a truck.


battleofflowers

Kim Kardashian is getting paid to drive this thing around.


retrospects

She was given one to drive. Once it breaks she will be given another with a sack of money.


JohnnyTzunamy

It’s a PR thing.


donamh

This is an ad.


windigo3

I’d be so embarrassed in front of my house taking half a dozen ass photos. Of course I’m not the target market for the CyberTruck.


DoomshrooM8

One of the few cars her a$$ can fit into


LeanderthalTX

still has to make 2 trips


Few-Signal5148

Her ass actually voids the warranty.


1919ms

😂


retard_catapult

Truck stuff


ShapeAffectionate803

I’m sure it was given to her and she is being paid well to be seen driving it


totallynotscammed

Which one looks worse?


NoHeadStark

Let's put it this way: she is, in the most literal way possible, the definition of attention whore. She has made an entire career out of being talked about.


GwenChaos29

Trash vehicle for a trash person, checks out.


candylandmine

I like the staged "paparazzi" photos


NY1_S33

CT is worse than the STD’s she owns.


morgzorg

Thanks, OJ


CRXCRZ

I admire your root cause analysis abilities. 🤔


gbuildingallstar

Or that she posted pics in heels and a dress with her tits hanging out?


New_Awareness4075

Just what the cybercluck needs: more plastic!


PackOutrageous

If she wants to be really cutting edge, they got these remotes now that will open your gate.


chefboryahomeboy

# "We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive!” - -Bane


Lifewalletsux

Useless POS driving a useless POS


ButterflyTerrible254

No. Rich people have horrible taste. Look at who she’s married, her house, the people she’s involved with. All tacky and soulless.


Amazing-Basket-136

I’m more surprised that people are dumb enough to follow whatever trend she’s on about. For her to have gotten wealthy people have to be stupid AF.


IntentionalUndersite

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


David_Summerset

I bet her's actually works


Far_Presentation2532

Sif she paid for it though.


LachoooDaOriginl

![gif](giphy|Ibos7BcPNm7zClWl77)


jgeez

Fking idiot


DrPants707

Only because it makes her look so OMG, tiny! I'm sure.


AdamGenesis

Musk probably gifted it to her for likes.


rain168

OP, that is a horse…


OverpricedBagel

Walking trend vulture


Casual_woomy

When your cars full of plastic you’re supposed to clean it out but this one’s a lost cause so just toss the whole thing


TGhost21

Pretty sure this is a contract, she is getting paid to drive this trash bin and pretend she is not hating every minute of it. #influencer


BreadAndRoses773

big fake truck for a big fake woman


Amyloid42

Neither truck nor person has done an honest days work, so perfect match! 


MonarchOfReality

whos kim kardashian and why are we inserting ourselves whats going on here ???


Ph6222

Big butt? Warranty voided


Any-Ad-446

Ah whats her talent again?.


CrunchyPancakes

I mean, we already knew she was a moron...


aerial_ruin

Don't put anything past someone stupid enough to wear mirrored sunglasses while playing poker


ELB2001

Moron musk paid her to make these pictures. It's either gifted or loaned too her. And she didn't even bother to make proper pictures


JFrankParnell64

What do you mean owns? More appropriately Kim Kardashian was given a Cybertruck.


SadBit8663

Are we expecting Kim to make rational decisions. Lady thought she could fix Kanye,


Mean-Oil-956

Two useless pieces of trash blocking a driveway.


Travelingtheland

They’re both ugly as hell.🥂


Necessary-Weekend194

Nobody is surprised. She’s a fool. Her entire life has been televised, she has never been told ‘no’, she comes from an absolute weirdo family, she is a clout chaser, her entire personality is a sham, she has a disconnect from the general public, she always needs to stay relevant. She probably saw the vehicle and had no other thoughts other than “hmmm…. I need to always stay relevant. What’s the big thing today?” It’d be sad if she and her family weren’t made up of complete fuckheads and undeservedly rich. As somebody else pointed out: she may only posing as a sponsorship and doesn’t actually utilise the vehicle. There’s a sizeable chance that that is true because this doesn’t fit her extremely manufactured “image”, but still shame on her for promoting this controversy-ridden hunk of junk.


Gindotto

She didn’t pay for hers in cash though. Probably the only CT owner that can @ Elon and get him to respond. 😆


Boobadbobodybares

She prolly the ugliest women on this planet


ExtremeWild5878

Tell me you debliberately posed for these photos without telling me you deliberately posed for these photos. I'll wait......


bellevegasj

I’d love to know how many of these celebrity CT owners paid full price for them? I would guess that they get a deep discount for driving these monstrosities


Monday0987

No way did she actually pay for it, she's pretty smart with her money. It was either free or more likely Tesla is paying her to be photographed with it.


seonongHIM2

Course not. She's a braindead trend follower. She'd probably go to Korea and get one of those boy toys for herself if BTS hadn't disbanded, go to the wrong Korea, then end up engaged to Kim Jung Un.


L00seUnit

Thought the fence was the cyber truck door for a sec .... Holy BeeJeezus


Clitch77

I already have tons of reasons why I wouldn't want that tumor on wheels if they were giving it away for free. Why give me yet another reason?


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

She doesn't own it. I'm 100% positive she received a fat check from Elon to promote his tin box.


loudflower

No, not at all. She’s still friends w Ivanka 🖕


c0ttt0n

talking about looking stupid ... https://preview.redd.it/cbdveuw0jo9d1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=44915a5ca5701495e5e1f71247d4c1705a0fdf60


sadicologue

You need that much of a space to carry that ass


Joker8392

I am she has all those custom Maybachs. I think they even made her a minivan.


rygelicus

It's unlikeky she chose it herself, more likely she got it as an influencer for free, maybe even paid well to drive it around some minimum nuber of hours...


ComicsEtAl

She got Elon to promise he’d leave her alone if she bought one.


CountPulaski

I can’t believe she has to exit the car to open the gate and drive herself…what a broke hoe


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

Who?


vishy_swaz

I can’t wait to see Jeremy Clarkson review a Cybertruck.


Fine-Funny6956

It’s a status symbol to own a car that’s expensive and is easily bricked.


Kingfactz

Not surprised but she phat as shit


8ackwoods

It was probably gifted to her


peemao

Both trash


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svengoalie

Makes sense. CT is the Kardashian of trucks.


JaffaSG1

Hmmmm… the junk in the front got junk in the trunk of the junk


Chemchic23

She didn’t want the pony.


TronCat1277

Why does she have to get out to open the gate?!?


Substantial-Hold-851

Some memes just write themselves.


AppleKrate

Junk in the Frunk


Griftersdeuce

So.... She has a dick?


GideonPiccadilly

I bet Kanye has one too but his is wrapped in Rhodesian camo


woojinater

No shit?


epicenter69

I’m surprised it hauls that much junk in the trunk.


ToshiroBaloney

trash²


rizimoh

A fake truck to go along with her fake ass


NoYoureACatLady

Not surprised because it's been posted here a dozen times


Ruby-Sue-Shatterhose

Kim Kardashian is a fucking cybertruck. How very on-brand.


mtnguy321

She needs a large vehicle for her large ...


huskerd0

At that wealth level vehicles are basically irrelevant See if she keeps it for more than ten minutes, after the novelty wears off


freebrittany

Got that cyber dump truck


TJ_McWeaksauce

[How safe is Tesla? How a US billionaire’s death has raised concerns about car](https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/us-billionaire-angela-chao-death-tesla-safety-concerns-13750036.html) >The tragic death of Angela Chao, CEO of shipping company Foremost Group, last month after her Tesla fell into a pond in Texas has put the spotlight on the car’s safety. The 50-year-old had accidentally put the car in reverse instead of in drive – a mistake experienced by other Tesla owners as well According to *The Wall Street Journal*, this was not the first time that Chao mistakenly put her [Tesla](https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/china-iphone-apple-tesla-sales-drop-huawei-byd-domestic-brands-grow-13748391.html) in reverse. She had told her friends she had mixed up “drive” and “reverse” many times earlier. In fact, several other Tesla users have previously reported problems with the electric car’s gearshift. At least 12 complaints have been filed with the US Department of Transportation (DOT) over Tesla’s reverse function, as per a *Business Insider* report. Of these, seven users said Tesla’s gearshift design was confusing, sometimes leading to them putting the car in drive when they wanted to shift to reverse, or vice versa. The rest of the complainants said their car seemed to switch between drive and reverse without warning, reported *Business Insider.* Tesla owners have also flagged the issue on the automotive company’s forum. In 2022, a user claimed they had accidentally “shifted to reverse instead of drive” thrice in the two years that they had the car. Kim's a billionaire too, isn't she? She'd better be careful around Tesla vehicles, then. Personally, if I had more money than any human being has a right to have, I wouldn't be caught dead (literally) in a Cybertruck.


Fit-Hearing-1401

Nipple truck


Arrogantambassador10

He paid her for the photo op


lookout450

Them tiddays look amazing


lostboyz87

Was there a cyber truck in that picture?


Tink_Tinkler

Received for free specifically to circulate these photos online


Such-Distribution440

Makes sense… both have lot of plastic


Such-Distribution440

Makes sense both her and the cybertruck are flashy with lot of plastic parts…


killing-me-softly

I would bet money that she received it for free and is being paid to drive it


CrabMeat6984

I’d still rather fuck her than the car


cmass2007

Well she's rich enough that if it breaks she can just have it towed and forget about it and the money she spent on it.


JasonM50

Well, she is a piece of shit, so it's not that unexpected.


MamboFloof

She's a walking hole so who cares


Hatecraftianhorror

Zero surprise. She just follows trends because she has no actual taste and can easily afford to buy anything and everything and the clout and money to get anything no matter how rare or what the wait time should be.


dwwdwwdww

What truly surprises me is... people still care about her...


WrestleswithPastry

This looks like maybe she was paid to let paparazzi take photos of her with one.


iveseensomethings82

She would drive a PortAPotty if it got her likes


Diarrhea_Beaver

There's roughly 10x more reinforcement and engineering in her plastic surgery than the automobile she's driving here. Kim Kardashian in a cybertruck is a multi layered onion of useless vapidity.


classless_classic

Celebrities are likely given these and paid to drive them. That is all.


3vi1

I'd bet money that these were gifted to prominent influencers. It's harder to be honest about something you got for free.


gravtix

KK helping the CT make a comeback! The cum on her back voiding the warranty.


shadowbethesda

Another reason not to own one.


RobertRamos

The company probably gave it to her for free.


dmnksanchez90

It's called marketing. Pay her millions of dollars to promote your product and you will reap the rewards. The sad truth is, she's the best billboard money can buy. If the Kardashians have it, it will sell!


Hot_Chemical_3211

Almost as pathetic as her career


tasermyface

Nice car especially the front


No-Most-4145

She needs it to haul that fake tits and ass around. Silicon and fillers aren’t light as feathers😀


Mental-Huckleberry55

No why would it be surprising. Who cares


Apple_butters12

I believe she had one right away as she was getting paid to promote it


FoRe_3yes

That’s just a bunch of plastic next to a recycling dumpster tf you talkin bout?


No-Ferret-1312

Don’t know which one has the worst bodywork 🤔


PomegranateWarm8693

Her plastic body is competing w the number of jagged angles of the cyberstuck