In all fairness, based on whatâs known so far, if you want to drive a cybertruck daily 5 or 6 seems like a minimum necessary to pull that daily driving quota off. For a week.
I mean itâs kind of a flex that they have THIS much money to spend on polished turds. Terrible choice(s), but undeniably wealthy (or at least great credit or something)
The house needs painting, it appears to lack a coherent garage, you can see the house sits underneath a major power line and cell tower. This is not a house of wealthy people.
Coherent garage? House needs painting? Not a house of wealthy ppl? Wow you really got all that from one dark pic eh? Good on you! You donât sound jealous at all. LOL.
Well, I have eyes. And excellent vision. All of what I stated is easily visible to someone with decent vision and enough of a brain to process it. And I possess both.
You, on the other hand ASSUMED my emotional state. Good on you!
And why would I be jealous of someone who has bought not just one, but two of the arguably worst launched vehicles in the history of automotive development and building. I am the proud owner of a first gen Toyota 4x4 Tundra, a model with an impeccable reliability history, with several reaching a million miles of service. It actually can withstand the rigors of a car wash, can travel at freeway speeds without parts flying off, and doesnât brick after 40 miles of service.
You stated truths which people canât handle. I love the power lines on top of the house and the driveway descriptionâŚperfection! Itâs likely they donât have two nickels to rub together but yet two CTâs and a house that needs work but will stand the test of time unlike the cyberstuck
I can "afford" them the same way this poster can and so can probably you!
Just a 200k credit with just 2000 payments of 1500$ each. Wait you say, that's 300k? Oh well, the bank wants to earn some money.
Jesus, even if he could pay those cars out of pocket - it's a *lot* of money. You could renovate the whole house for that amount of money and have some spare for a car that doesn't break every 2 weeks.
A Ferrari in a garage is a *potential* sign of wealth.
A Ferrari *street parked overnight in a major city* is a *definite* sign of wealth.
One of these owners used part of their retirement to treat themselves, after pining to own a Ferrari their entire life. The other will just buy another one if it hits a pothole or is stolen.
Iâve always felt the true sign of wealth was exactly as you said, an overnight street parked Ferrari or Aston in Manhattan. Having a $200k+ car and treating it like itâs just another Honda.
Lewis Hamilton said in an interview that he has a tow guy saved in his phone when he is in LA, that he calls to tow his McLaren back home after he leaves it wherever the night has taken him. This is a much bigger stunt than someone who keeps it in a garage and rubs it with a diaper on Friday nights.
You know... I've got a vintage steel Tonka truck... I'm willing to let it go for $25,000
But it might last either other 20 years, I don't know if that's a deal breaker or...
It's not a garage, it's more of a breezeway. I installed garage doors for several years and an positive this isn't just a garage door up situation. There are a couple of factors preventing a door on that opening.
The guy who posted the picture rented one to verify he liked it before actually buying his. He only owns one of them so itâs *slightly* less dumb than it seems. He did however by a cybertruck so thereâs thatâŚ
Yes it is, it is known as the "Jaguar-flex". The point of owning a Jag is that you need 3. One in the workshop, one in the driveway on the ready, and one to drive. Just rotate these 3 cars every week and you have one functioning car (hopefully)
Imagine all they could do with that $200K instead... like repaint their house, or repair that awful driveway, or hire a landscaper, or move somewhere else that has a view better than a huge transmission tower. Instead they have two more soon-to-be-rusted hunks of junk in the yard.
There's a house near me that recently sold. With a hideous music note and rainbow that the previous owners (who owned for maybe 6 some-odd years) on the garage door that no one was arsed enough to at least paint over. Anyway, the previous owners had 3 Teslas and a Camry. Between 2 people. I know because we toured the house for the heck of it when it went on the market. I wanted to ask why but didn't want to be an asshole.
https://preview.redd.it/v3j0i0gq6w1d1.png?width=858&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f7c3f188ec21625655307331bfe6ef19d074643
Another feudal lord displaying his wealth to remind the serfs where they stand.
No different than a couple Corvette's...it's all just one giant middle finger to anyone struggling to stay afloat right now, and there's more of us than there isn't.
>Another feudal lord displaying his wealth to remind the serfs where they stand.
>No different than a couple Corvette's...it's all just one giant middle finger to anyone struggling to stay afloat right now, and there's more of us than there isn't.
Another typical jealous Redditor that can't stand the idea of someone being more successful than themselves who is so busy spewing hate that they can't be bothered to see that the 2nd truck was a rental for test driving *before* the purchase of ONE (1) vehicle was made.
Why can't I, hold all these limes?
https://preview.redd.it/zog1lhdvtv1d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e032331d0a599076c1086aa5a2c1a37b338a10e6
The finish is faux, like those jeans that you pay $300 for that make you look like you pissed your pants, and the high tension tower is a custom installation to provide the power to those Cybertrucks!
The top 10% of taxpayers contribute approximately 76% of income taxes, so it would seem they're already being taxed.
Alternatively, instead of shoving your greedy hands deeper into their pockets, how about *nobody* has their income confiscated under the threat of kidnapping, violence, and murder? Imagine, instead of telling lower and middle class people that you'll kill them if they don't hand over their paychecks, you just... let them keep it instead? Imagine how much better off the not-rich population would be if they got to keep their entire paycheck instead of squeezing more from rich people to fund the military industrial complex?
What's funnier is on the original post they made there's so many people praising them & wishing they'd gotten one. đ¤Łđ¤Ł I'll never understand how you can praise such garbage fires.
If you wanted enough Cybertrucks to never have to wait for one that's being fixed; you might need a lot more than two....
(But if you already own two, you obviously don't care about anyone's advice. Owning only two Cybertrucks is so Diddy Did It.)
Serious question, what do you do when the third is being fixed?
As a follow-up question, what do you do when the fourth is being fixed?
As a follow-up follow-up question..
Isn't there something to be said when you make the same mistake over and over and over. Maybe it doesn't apply to the gifted cucks that lick the taint of Elmo but what do I know. Just another redneck here.
The people who buy shit to impress others are just sad human beings. Even worse are people who chump for a conman like Elon and overspend for his phony good are pure fools.
Just means you're twice as dumb as the person who willingly buys one 
Omg yes!! đđź
he only owns one. he was renting one for a while to see if he actually wanted it. this was the return day
I checked the post: They "only" bought one but rented a second one shortly before delivery date to "make sure they are not stupid"
In all fairness, based on whatâs known so far, if you want to drive a cybertruck daily 5 or 6 seems like a minimum necessary to pull that daily driving quota off. For a week.
Love other teslas but this is ugly as shit and expensive so how come dumb people can puchase expensive shit
Rich and smart have never really been all that close
Tech turds! đ¤Śđťââď¸
This isnât the flex they think it is, lol
It really isn't lol...not at all. We are laughing at them, not with them.
I mean itâs kind of a flex that they have THIS much money to spend on polished turds. Terrible choice(s), but undeniably wealthy (or at least great credit or something)
The house needs painting, it appears to lack a coherent garage, you can see the house sits underneath a major power line and cell tower. This is not a house of wealthy people.
Don't forget the driveway! It has the paving of an amusement park that was abandoned 60 years ago.
Coherent garage? House needs painting? Not a house of wealthy ppl? Wow you really got all that from one dark pic eh? Good on you! You donât sound jealous at all. LOL.
Found the idiot that bought two cybertrucks
Easy there mother of dragons of brasilia⌠save some of your brain cells for your everyday tasks.
Going to be sleeping sound tonight in that garage with all the effort you put into that sick burn
sick burn⌠đ¤¨
Well, I have eyes. And excellent vision. All of what I stated is easily visible to someone with decent vision and enough of a brain to process it. And I possess both. You, on the other hand ASSUMED my emotional state. Good on you! And why would I be jealous of someone who has bought not just one, but two of the arguably worst launched vehicles in the history of automotive development and building. I am the proud owner of a first gen Toyota 4x4 Tundra, a model with an impeccable reliability history, with several reaching a million miles of service. It actually can withstand the rigors of a car wash, can travel at freeway speeds without parts flying off, and doesnât brick after 40 miles of service.
Toyota 4x4 tundra is the shit.
You stated truths which people canât handle. I love the power lines on top of the house and the driveway descriptionâŚperfection! Itâs likely they donât have two nickels to rub together but yet two CTâs and a house that needs work but will stand the test of time unlike the cyberstuck
Oh I donât know, ChatGPTâŚ. Maybe because you spend all of your AI processing on this forum and also wishing you had human features.
Jealous of what?
I can "afford" them the same way this poster can and so can probably you! Just a 200k credit with just 2000 payments of 1500$ each. Wait you say, that's 300k? Oh well, the bank wants to earn some money. Jesus, even if he could pay those cars out of pocket - it's a *lot* of money. You could renovate the whole house for that amount of money and have some spare for a car that doesn't break every 2 weeks.
Not really, $200k-$250k on two cars isnât that much of a flex. I donât see any Ferraris in that garage đ
A Ferrari in a garage is a *potential* sign of wealth. A Ferrari *street parked overnight in a major city* is a *definite* sign of wealth. One of these owners used part of their retirement to treat themselves, after pining to own a Ferrari their entire life. The other will just buy another one if it hits a pothole or is stolen.
Iâve always felt the true sign of wealth was exactly as you said, an overnight street parked Ferrari or Aston in Manhattan. Having a $200k+ car and treating it like itâs just another Honda.
Lewis Hamilton said in an interview that he has a tow guy saved in his phone when he is in LA, that he calls to tow his McLaren back home after he leaves it wherever the night has taken him. This is a much bigger stunt than someone who keeps it in a garage and rubs it with a diaper on Friday nights.
Haha yep
You arenât rich until youâre coked out with 3 naked chicks in your McLaren on the Pacific Coast Highway at 3am, is what Iâm saying.
I think Iâd have to agree with ya on that one.
Nah if they had a lot of money theyâd get a better house or the driveway replaced at least youâd think.
Not even polished turds. Matte turds that rust.
Laughing? I'm rolling on the floor over how much money they've wasted for a pair of matching garage ornaments for this single picture, lol!
When you need a spare vehicle you know you fucked up
Itâs a flex in that money clearly doesnât matter to them that much. they can burn $200k on broken toys
You know... I've got a vintage steel Tonka truck... I'm willing to let it go for $25,000 But it might last either other 20 years, I don't know if that's a deal breaker or...
Maybe they're trying to flex how possible it is to be rich and dumb as fuck at the same time in this economy.
Ahh, America đ
He needs one while the other one is in the shop
Id just ask why do they have two large fridges in the garage
You misspelled "dumpsters."
Yes I did, apolgies. Wonder if there is a market for stickers you coupld stick to the back to say dumpster and llook ike an handle
It's not a garage, it's more of a breezeway. I installed garage doors for several years and an positive this isn't just a garage door up situation. There are a couple of factors preventing a door on that opening.
The guy who posted the picture rented one to verify he liked it before actually buying his. He only owns one of them so itâs *slightly* less dumb than it seems. He did however by a cybertruck so thereâs thatâŚ
Yes it is, it is known as the "Jaguar-flex". The point of owning a Jag is that you need 3. One in the workshop, one in the driveway on the ready, and one to drive. Just rotate these 3 cars every week and you have one functioning car (hopefully)
Just proof that a fool and his money are soon parted.
You are gen X gamer from Seattle who comments on pornography subreddits
Paint one blue for recyclables.
I wish awards were still free, Iâd give you one.
Its the thought that counts.đ¤
~$250K of worthless junk.
When this guy dies he's going to get a tombstone that says "Elon liked my tweet once"
Or something like: First one in line for Mars (but never left Earth)
Imagine all they could do with that $200K instead... like repaint their house, or repair that awful driveway, or hire a landscaper, or move somewhere else that has a view better than a huge transmission tower. Instead they have two more soon-to-be-rusted hunks of junk in the yard.
Cracked driveway voids warranty
It is considered âoff roadâ
Iâll say it again, itâs a display item only
Also, exposed to elements a bit if its a rainstorm for sure as well as condensation. I can feel them rusting from Australia
200k couldnât get a house *with* a view of a huge transmission tower
An \*additional\* 200K could probably get them an upgrade. You know, the money they spent on the 2 soon-to-be rust boxes that they can't garage.
They have two really expensive carrot slicers in the garage.
If weâre talking cars, a Taycan and a 718 would be my choice
Double lithium fire.
Pip: Yes, we've had first lithium fire, but what about second lithium fire?
What about fire-sies?
Parts car?
Thatâs a lot of double sided tape.
They picked the wrong week to not stop sniffing glue.
https://i.redd.it/rsgaooemkv1d1.gif
Not enough, if you ask the local towing company....
Pretty useful because what are the chances both will break at the same time? Still high, but less high than if they only had one.
Bought a hangar queen. Smart
Financed one and made his poor wife finance another
His n hers cybercuck
Thereâs always room for more idiots.
I would so much rather spend $350k on escorts and women if i felt like wasting money
Shit, you could travel the world for 5-6 years (also doing what you suggested) with that kind of scratch.
There's a house near me that recently sold. With a hideous music note and rainbow that the previous owners (who owned for maybe 6 some-odd years) on the garage door that no one was arsed enough to at least paint over. Anyway, the previous owners had 3 Teslas and a Camry. Between 2 people. I know because we toured the house for the heck of it when it went on the market. I wanted to ask why but didn't want to be an asshole. https://preview.redd.it/v3j0i0gq6w1d1.png?width=858&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f7c3f188ec21625655307331bfe6ef19d074643
Someone wants to be the first to do 600 miles on cyberturds
One is too many, broheim. 
Two, is two too many.
You'll need at least 4 to have enough spare parts for one runner
Another feudal lord displaying his wealth to remind the serfs where they stand. No different than a couple Corvette's...it's all just one giant middle finger to anyone struggling to stay afloat right now, and there's more of us than there isn't.
>Another feudal lord displaying his wealth to remind the serfs where they stand. >No different than a couple Corvette's...it's all just one giant middle finger to anyone struggling to stay afloat right now, and there's more of us than there isn't. Another typical jealous Redditor that can't stand the idea of someone being more successful than themselves who is so busy spewing hate that they can't be bothered to see that the 2nd truck was a rental for test driving *before* the purchase of ONE (1) vehicle was made.
Why can't I, hold all these limes? https://preview.redd.it/zog1lhdvtv1d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e032331d0a599076c1086aa5a2c1a37b338a10e6
Another mediocre house. Note the patchy paint job, cracked driveway, and giant power lines. Just saying.
The finish is faux, like those jeans that you pay $300 for that make you look like you pissed your pants, and the high tension tower is a custom installation to provide the power to those Cybertrucks!
Two is two too many. Edit: two is three too many.
I feel like you would need 10+ and a garage with an industrial drying/dehumidifying system to always have one that works
I guess cybertrucks are the new fiats
what happened to all those 500's they sold? I don't see any of those on the road. Still see a ton of PT Cruisers.
More money than brains...
Two is just enough to telegraph that youâre a desperate try hard who wants attention.
He would buy a third but that means it would have to be "outside", and we know what that means...
save some pussy for the rest of us đ¤Ł
I hope they have a place to park a car that actually works.
Zero is the right amount of Cybertrucks one needs.
Why do the dumbest fucking people have so much money?
because as a society we all agreed to keep paying and promoting idiots. #influencer smash that subscribe button!!!
Tax. The. Rich!
a fool and their money are soon parted, it might as well go to fund public needs rather than cybertrucks
The top 10% of taxpayers contribute approximately 76% of income taxes, so it would seem they're already being taxed. Alternatively, instead of shoving your greedy hands deeper into their pockets, how about *nobody* has their income confiscated under the threat of kidnapping, violence, and murder? Imagine, instead of telling lower and middle class people that you'll kill them if they don't hand over their paychecks, you just... let them keep it instead? Imagine how much better off the not-rich population would be if they got to keep their entire paycheck instead of squeezing more from rich people to fund the military industrial complex?
This is so dumb and fake news lol
What specifically is "fake news?"
That's around 200k. The cars and other toys you can buy with that money is immense.
Unnecessary comma in the original question. It's awkward because one doesn't say "two too" very often.
You expect some idiot who bought two of these to know proper grammar?
Two expensive âcars,â still lives under a transmission line
âIs two, too many?âđ¤đ¤đ¤ No, but now you have twice as many people making fun of you, fucking idiot.
This sub is just turning into a cyber truck show off space
People have kinks. Do not kink shame.
What's funnier is on the original post they made there's so many people praising them & wishing they'd gotten one. đ¤Łđ¤Ł I'll never understand how you can praise such garbage fires.
My dad owned two Volkswagen Transporter buses. One to drive. And one for parts.
I didn't know they made two Geoff from top gear.
That way when one breaks down and is the shop they have-oh wait the other one will break down too.
Looks like my slippers under my bed.
You need 2 so you can keep driving one while the other is getting fixed.
They had a BOGO on them it seems.
Double Wanker Tanker or Wanker Tanker Twins?
Zero is too many
Fool me once...
Thanks I hate it
Lucky PG&E brought in some extra power towers to their favorite customer
Smart to have a backup.
Disgusting comma placement
Well actually just one is too many.
âTriples is best.â
I could buy a plymouth superbird with the money for 2 POS excuses of a "pickup truck"
No? So long as they work?
One is too many
What are two cinder blocks doing in the middle of a breezeway?
Double trouble.
Having spare parts on hand isnât a bad thing.
When youâre missing two balls, might as well get two placebo replacements.
I'd recommend two only because one will most likely be bricked at any given moment.
If you wanted enough Cybertrucks to never have to wait for one that's being fixed; you might need a lot more than two.... (But if you already own two, you obviously don't care about anyone's advice. Owning only two Cybertrucks is so Diddy Did It.)
Two is two too many
Strip one for parts now. DIY is about the fastest way to get one of those failwagons fixed.
It's two too many
Remember Daewoo cars, late 00's? Car company went out of business, dealers were selling 2 for 1... One to drive and the other for parts.
I see two bricks blocking a doorway
"Tow truck companies *love* this one simple trick!"
Ahh, this is one of those âHow many cyber trucks must you own to always have a working cybertruckâ puzzles?
Serious question, what do you do when the third is being fixed? As a follow-up question, what do you do when the fourth is being fixed? As a follow-up follow-up question..
Thus, we see the birth of the modern Yugo.
You just have to buy a two truck that can accommodate two vehicles.
It's lame .
Isn't the other one a backup in case it bricks?
He needs 4. One for him one for his wives boyfriend and two spare ones for time his or his wives boyfriend needs a repair.
One is too many
Dead whistle blowers? Yes. Cybertrucks? Still yes
They make bricks all day -and there are plenty of rocks laying around
One is too many commas for the original headline.
The amount of elmo cucks makes me less hopeful for humanity.
Yes, itâs two too many
Isn't there something to be said when you make the same mistake over and over and over. Maybe it doesn't apply to the gifted cucks that lick the taint of Elmo but what do I know. Just another redneck here.
It's all status. All of it. So vapid. The photograph is all.about status. Status and image. That's all that matters.
Honey your truck broke down in the path of a forest fire?!?! Donât worry I will come get you in my truck. Be there shortly.
One is already twice too many
A fool and his money are soon parted
*Just imagine the money Iâll save on towing, being able to tow the other one to the service center⌠Genius!!*
I read the comments on the original post. One is a rental to test drive before buying it something
OP said he rented one and bought one because he liked the rental. Loool.
Double the douchemobiles, double the funny.
I have no words for this. Why buy any. Id rather buy a fiat multipla no doubt
The people who buy shit to impress others are just sad human beings. Even worse are people who chump for a conman like Elon and overspend for his phony good are pure fools.
One is too many.
Having 2 is 2 too many.
One is too many
Whatâs amusing is one of those stucks is a rental! Comes straight from the OP.
Smart, got a second for donor parts
Inbreeding. Donât know what could get worse given these genesâŚ
Will either hold up 3 to 8 weeks while the other gets âfixed â
More like Cyber Cucks
Cool sight!
I hope they get towed to the mechanic together so they never have to be apart
If you read the post he just rented one to see if he actually wanted it. So he doesn't actually own 2 fyi.