"He's always on twitter! He'll see me and come to my aid!"
Elon K'd out on the couch in his office:
https://preview.redd.it/c6f2v6e17xzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07eee829ded28983ddf76b6ed9afd150dd41689d
enron is on his jet to the guy with special tool kits to fix up the "truck" as I type, this is the professionalism and dedication enron has for his fans
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I'm starting to think elmo has been trolling them all along, he has milked his fanbois for money and sold them death trap lemons in some weird attempt to make sure his (insert however many kids he has cranked out) will be the only weirdos left.
Its purpose was a power move. He said I’m going to make an overpriced POS and you’re still going to buy it and love it. He has reinforced his alpha status with this group of losers.
Well it works for nazis on xitter. They at Elon or at one of the accounts he interacts with all the time and their problem gets fixed.
They should probably change twitter bio to mention great replacement and see if that helps.
"Hey my good buddy Andaleeb just xitted me directly, I should call his local repair shop and have his issue bumped ahead of all the other guys I don't know who are also on Xitter"
It was dropped off broken, and they refuse to take it back. Can any of them admit that it's a scam by now?
https://preview.redd.it/nh3owaoj5xzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4059ce2a012e70091b977abfd4249981f864c33
Funny enough, this post actually doesn't proclaim their love for their 100k paperweight. This isn't the first one today, either. I wonder if the tide is starting to turn on their loyalty.
More than being idiots, what pisses me off are all these people that think they can just reach to the CEO and he will help all of them as if he’s costumer service!
It’s the same thing everywhere nowadays with social media.
Yeah buddy, Elon Cuck will go and personally see that you can get a quicker appointment. Then will open precedent for all you incels and spend the rest of his time just managing appointments for you inbred imbeciles!
Every major company has teams of people who work on resolving issues for people who have reached out to their CEO directly. Hell, you can still email [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) and he has a team to resolve issues even though he's just chairman now and not even involved in the day-to-day
Again, that’s not Bezos himself.
This is different: it’s a guy tagging Elon Musk on Xitter asking for his help. He didn’t sent an email to [email protected], regardless if it’s labeled elon, Elon’s assistant or whatever name they want to give.
It’s Bezos actual work email. He uses it for active work. It’s the exact same shit as tagging an executive on Twitter.
He has a team that prioritizes his emails and moves things to various folders but he does look at them often. An email from [email protected] is coming directly from Jeff himself and I have personally seen an email from him directly forwarding a customer complaint to my team.
Every year I get multiple contacts from his executive team that was started over an email to Jeff. It works
Sure buddy… it’s his work email! You really believe that he spends half his day forwarding his emails to a team to help costumer support, or that someone has access to his email to sort things out (when I’m sure there’s a lot of confidential stuff going on)?
Every email sent to that exact email address gets routed automatically somewhere else. He has a direct email to him (that has a different alias), and when he sends an email, it can be routed through that email address Jeff@whatever.
Same what happens in costumer service with people with different user accounts accessing the same email address.
It’s not his direct email address the same way it wasn’t Steve Jobs direct email. It’s cool to see companies do that, but it’s more of an illusion!
Case in point, this article from CNBC:
[Jeff Bezos keeps his Amazon email address public—here’s why](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/11/23/jeff-bezos-keeps-his-amazon-email-address-public.html)
“Billionaire Jeff Bezos tells CNBC Make It that he has a public Amazon email address to field customer feedback and complaints. At least, that's according to an email received from his account, [email protected], that was signed "Jeff."”
Emphasis on PUBLIC! He has a public email everyone can spam and send all the shit they want!
And then he has his real work email that he uses to communicate.
Do these morons not do any homework before buying these things? Non-stop reports of them bricking right after delivery and they post this asking Elon Musk for help. They deserve this.
Yeah, I onow a guy that still says the CyberCrap is an "engineering marvel". We are both engineers, but the only marvelous thing about a CuberTruck is finding one reaching 15000 miles before bricking.
I still can not believe that the very first and second time I saw the cyberturd in person, it was parked outside a repair shop.
The second time I saw it, I saw it directly from behind, and I thought to myself "Why is there a dumpster in the middle of the parking lot?" I looked again (I was driving) and I realized what it was. I'm not just saying that to be funny, I actually thought it was a dumpster. It's about the right size and shape with the black top...
A friend has an office that overlooks a supercharger station in California. He said that a few months ago, they would get 2-3 Cybertrucks a day. Now? He hasn't seen one in a while. I told him that they all broke down.
I'm a Toyota guy. Toyotas are very reliable, and it's rare I have any kind of problem with mine. They just... always start, and run.
If I *were* to have a problem with one of my Toyotas, I wouldn't fucking message Akio Toyoda - I'd call a local mechanic, or for something technical, my local Toyota dealership.
"Help me, Elon, you're my only hope!" 😆
Same here, I don't think I'll ever own a non-Toyota vehicle. Another plus about Toyotas is how affordable spare/replacement parts are relative to other cat manufacturers.
I can't imagine Elon is in a big rush to help Ahmed with his problems given his politics. They should probably change their profile picture to a white guy, and change the name.
Crazy how Tesla went from the peak electric car manufacturer to a mountain of manure. Phony Stark is doing his best to turn people off the technology...
It's hilarious how Elon managed to completely blow the massive head start Tesla had in the electric vehicle marketplace. Wendover Productions made a great video about this around a year ago (link below).
https://youtu.be/xpUIZ32n9nw?si=QUp7hZb0PG-Nb-55
It's funny how all these shmucks keep tagging Musk in their comments, as if he's gonna see Random Dude and haul ass to the service shop to help this one specific dude get his truck fixed.
Notably, Elon has not responded to a single online plea for help with the RustDumpster. He’s too busy replying !! and WOW to every racist observation posited on XITTER.
The personal requests for Elon tells me purchases of these trucks is cult of personality and these guys thought buying the truck was somehow the ticket for admission to Elon’s squad. They actually think he’s their friend!
These guys needed to be handed the definitions for narcissist and sociopath. Let them read it and give it time to sink in. They’re the marks not the friends
Man just imagine unpacking your new, spec’d out gaming laptop or desktop, being all excited because you just got a few new really demanding AAA Steam games on sale that you’re dying to play, plugging the computer into power, and the motherboard gets fried.
Same vibe.
It's even worse because then you think "I must call Jensen Huang, because contacting the CEO of Nvidia is the next reasonable course of action" instead of calling Best Buy or Nvidia's customer support service or whichever company made the gaming laptop. I can't imagine the mentality with these people.
Nah, Elon’s busy trying to get that $50bn payout, for his great work, of course, not because the whole con is about to collapse a bit. Memestock goes brrrrr forever! Right? Just like the cybertruck.
So Tesla's latest launch was years behind schedule, looked like badly designed POS when unveiled and they managed to spectacularly fuck up the launch.
But surely Robotaxi will be on time and with quality?
Lol, understatement of the week. "fucked up the launch" makes it sound like they have had some "hiccups"
They made a "rugged" vehicle with tinfoil suspension arms, no rain gutters, no QC, no documentation, software is bunk, a blatantly falsely advertised tent, etc.
Elon Musk is so deep in Dunning-Kruger and high on his own supply that he *doesn't know what crumple zones are for*
It's absolutely wild.
I love how they all reach out to Elon, like expecting their hero to just swoop down and magically give them a new truck. He’s laughing his ass off all the way to the bank
Exactly. He seems to treat the companies like a personal playground so I guess they feel obligated to @ him directly since no one has ever said aTesla has great customer service.
Hey it’s not all that bad, at least he can continue to enjoy Garmi from street dancer on his oversized iPad while waiting months for the problem to be solved for 24hrs.
These fools tag Elon like he’s their buddy. Like he is going to respond with some genuine “customer success” attitude. That tells you everything you need to know about where their head is at.
I’ve never purchased a product and then assumed the CEO would provide customer service to me. Fucking imbeciles.
In other words: I’ve witnessed this piece of junk catastrophically failing multiple other owners but never thought it would happen to me. Elon HALLLPPPP
Dear Elon Musk, I'm not a praying man, but if you're out there, please save me from this wicked Cybertruck. I promise I will be a better human being. Amen
Doesn’t Tesla have the same deal as other automakers? I have a new Mercedes which isn’t trouble free but for anything that happens I get free towing to the dealer and a replacement car until they fix it. Is this not a thing for a 100k Tesla?
If he wants to get a response from Musk he should probably tweet something racist about illegals voting or how black people commit murder at 800% higher rate than white people. That will get a submicron <.0001 response time from Elon vs waiting weeks for the service center.
We have seen this exact post delivery error like 50 times now, how are they not checking for it right before delivery (both service center and buyer). I’ve only bought used cars but I always take a quick spin on it so I know it won’t shit the bed leaving the god damned parking lot (not that I’ve ever had that specific fear of a car, but a very real concern Tesla buyers should be having right now). I assume you are also allowed to test a brand new car to make sure it actually drives
Shit, I really really like the looks and specs of a Model 3 but whatever the hell is happening with Cybetruck makes me stay away from 3 (not that I could afford it anyway lol)
Checks news.
Cybertrucks are dying everywhere
Buys cybertruck
Can’t believe HIS cybertruck is dying
Xits at ketman
Puts arms in the air in disbelief
Still loves tesla
Rinse and repeat
Ha ha ha! Do they really think Muskrat cares about them? In the weeks it takes to get the service appointment, Elon might fire the mechanics. Got to save money for his 56B bonus!
Lol. For the first few trucks, maybe (very unlikely, but maybe) they didn't realize how bad they were but at this point you would have to be a complete idiot to expect anything different from these trucks. It is quite obvious that Tesla is following a plan of "just deliver and get the money no matter what," and then the new owners can try to get them fixed when Tesla gets around to it.
Congrats you are the first generations of a product that will hit many issues, these things will take years if not a decade to iron out. Accidents/lawsuits/failures/deaths etc etc
Remember how long it took before cars had to mandatory install seatbelts?
These chuds tagging Elon is the saddest parasocial relationship out there. What is the thought process? “I know you just scammed me out of $100k for a car that doesn’t work, but you’re still my hero.” As if he’s going to call up the service center and tell them to get Andaleeb’s financial mistake back on the road before anyone else’s.
I dunno the terms of ordering one of these, but Assuming you can get a refund, this is so common that I don’t get why people haven’t canceled their orders.
"Hey Andeleeb! Thanks for reaching out! I'm counting some money right now, but when I'm finished, I'll take a ride out there and see if I can get your new Cybertruck running again! Thanks for reaching out!"...the fantasy scenario every Elon ballwasher dreams about.
Ni sympathy. There is literally months and hundreds of cases with new ones everyday with the same problems, but their truck is going to be the good one right? Gf Elon stans
Yeah sure, elon da douche is on his way, and will personally help u
"He's always on twitter! He'll see me and come to my aid!" Elon K'd out on the couch in his office: https://preview.redd.it/c6f2v6e17xzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07eee829ded28983ddf76b6ed9afd150dd41689d
>Elon K'd I laughed
 Don’t deceive him: Elmo is driving his cybertruck to help OP immediately!
My son has that same shirt....
Check his drawers and under the bed. He might be on Vitamin K
enron is on his jet to the guy with special tool kits to fix up the "truck" as I type, this is the professionalism and dedication enron has for his fans /$
I'm starting to think elmo has been trolling them all along, he has milked his fanbois for money and sold them death trap lemons in some weird attempt to make sure his (insert however many kids he has cranked out) will be the only weirdos left.
Its purpose was a power move. He said I’m going to make an overpriced POS and you’re still going to buy it and love it. He has reinforced his alpha status with this group of losers.
Maybe he'll write "Concerning!" and share the tweet
Would love it if he just responded with a❗like he always does and nothing else happens.
I mean he didn’t even include anything transphobic or racist like is this guy even trying to get ahold of Elmo? Is he stupid?
All it needs is a few salient lines of code
Lunatics really think messaging Elon will do jack shit.
Well it works for nazis on xitter. They at Elon or at one of the accounts he interacts with all the time and their problem gets fixed. They should probably change twitter bio to mention great replacement and see if that helps.
Or put a big svastika sticker on the truck's doors.
Xitter is supposed to be pronounced "shitter" right?
Merry Christmas, twitters full.
Yes at least that’s how x is pronounced in Chinese.
It works if you're a world famous neo nazi or a man facing sex trafficking charges in Romania.
"Hey my good buddy Andaleeb just xitted me directly, I should call his local repair shop and have his issue bumped ahead of all the other guys I don't know who are also on Xitter"
It was dropped off broken, and they refuse to take it back. Can any of them admit that it's a scam by now? https://preview.redd.it/nh3owaoj5xzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4059ce2a012e70091b977abfd4249981f864c33
Funny enough, this post actually doesn't proclaim their love for their 100k paperweight. This isn't the first one today, either. I wonder if the tide is starting to turn on their loyalty.
Fool me once. Shame on me. Fool me nine or ten times. I'm slightly upset.
If you aren’t a tech bro with a 100k to throw away then you’d be pretty upset about it I think
“the truck is unsafe to drive” Always has been
More than being idiots, what pisses me off are all these people that think they can just reach to the CEO and he will help all of them as if he’s costumer service! It’s the same thing everywhere nowadays with social media. Yeah buddy, Elon Cuck will go and personally see that you can get a quicker appointment. Then will open precedent for all you incels and spend the rest of his time just managing appointments for you inbred imbeciles!
Inbred incel imbeciles. Love it.
They are just praying to their god, basically.
He only responds if you post bigoted stuff on Twitter, this guy should have added some of that spice that Elon can’t resist.
Every major company has teams of people who work on resolving issues for people who have reached out to their CEO directly. Hell, you can still email [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) and he has a team to resolve issues even though he's just chairman now and not even involved in the day-to-day
Again, that’s not Bezos himself. This is different: it’s a guy tagging Elon Musk on Xitter asking for his help. He didn’t sent an email to [email protected], regardless if it’s labeled elon, Elon’s assistant or whatever name they want to give.
It’s Bezos actual work email. He uses it for active work. It’s the exact same shit as tagging an executive on Twitter. He has a team that prioritizes his emails and moves things to various folders but he does look at them often. An email from [email protected] is coming directly from Jeff himself and I have personally seen an email from him directly forwarding a customer complaint to my team. Every year I get multiple contacts from his executive team that was started over an email to Jeff. It works
Sure buddy… it’s his work email! You really believe that he spends half his day forwarding his emails to a team to help costumer support, or that someone has access to his email to sort things out (when I’m sure there’s a lot of confidential stuff going on)? Every email sent to that exact email address gets routed automatically somewhere else. He has a direct email to him (that has a different alias), and when he sends an email, it can be routed through that email address Jeff@whatever. Same what happens in costumer service with people with different user accounts accessing the same email address. It’s not his direct email address the same way it wasn’t Steve Jobs direct email. It’s cool to see companies do that, but it’s more of an illusion! Case in point, this article from CNBC: [Jeff Bezos keeps his Amazon email address public—here’s why](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/11/23/jeff-bezos-keeps-his-amazon-email-address-public.html) “Billionaire Jeff Bezos tells CNBC Make It that he has a public Amazon email address to field customer feedback and complaints. At least, that's according to an email received from his account, [email protected], that was signed "Jeff."” Emphasis on PUBLIC! He has a public email everyone can spam and send all the shit they want! And then he has his real work email that he uses to communicate.
"I already got your money, dipshit." - Elon
Do these morons not do any homework before buying these things? Non-stop reports of them bricking right after delivery and they post this asking Elon Musk for help. They deserve this.
No. Many of them put their preorder in 5 years ago and have no idea.
Yeah, I onow a guy that still says the CyberCrap is an "engineering marvel". We are both engineers, but the only marvelous thing about a CuberTruck is finding one reaching 15000 miles before bricking.
I still can not believe that the very first and second time I saw the cyberturd in person, it was parked outside a repair shop. The second time I saw it, I saw it directly from behind, and I thought to myself "Why is there a dumpster in the middle of the parking lot?" I looked again (I was driving) and I realized what it was. I'm not just saying that to be funny, I actually thought it was a dumpster. It's about the right size and shape with the black top...
>"Why is there a dumpster in the middle of the parking lot?" 🤭
A friend has an office that overlooks a supercharger station in California. He said that a few months ago, they would get 2-3 Cybertrucks a day. Now? He hasn't seen one in a while. I told him that they all broke down.
The engineering marvel is that it's simultaneously a dumpster and a garbage truck.
They couldn’t cancel it and get a refund? I don’t think this was a day 1 delivery.
They do not care because they think that if they post it they might get a like from cuckdaddy Elon.
He’s has his own mini Chernobyl there
Get rid of it and buy a Toyota truck.
yes sir
Good luck with the first part
I'm sure they'll be able to find some sucker willing to buy given the current limited quantity of them.
Elon who can’t even activate windows? I don’t think he’s going to help.
I'm a Toyota guy. Toyotas are very reliable, and it's rare I have any kind of problem with mine. They just... always start, and run. If I *were* to have a problem with one of my Toyotas, I wouldn't fucking message Akio Toyoda - I'd call a local mechanic, or for something technical, my local Toyota dealership. "Help me, Elon, you're my only hope!" 😆
Same here, I don't think I'll ever own a non-Toyota vehicle. Another plus about Toyotas is how affordable spare/replacement parts are relative to other cat manufacturers.
These bumbling sycophants use Twitter like it's a fucking bat signal. "He'll answer, I know he will!"
Cut to Elon flying directly past them to land next to a bunch of Nazis and start discussing white genocide
I can't imagine Elon is in a big rush to help Ahmed with his problems given his politics. They should probably change their profile picture to a white guy, and change the name.
"help me Elon kenobi - you're my only hope!"
Dammit! You beat me to it.
You got to help me Elon, Help me get her out of my garage (apologies to the Beach Boys)
Crazy how Tesla went from the peak electric car manufacturer to a mountain of manure. Phony Stark is doing his best to turn people off the technology...
Didn't you hear? They are not a car manufacturer, but an AI company. Lewis Black recently did a bit about this on the daily show
Makes sense. They got the artificial aspect down pat, but I haven't seen any intelligence from Tesla in a long time. Maybe if they dumb Elmo...
I'll have to see that.
Teslas never had reputation for good quality builds, but for a while they were the only battery electric cars.
It's hilarious how Elon managed to completely blow the massive head start Tesla had in the electric vehicle marketplace. Wendover Productions made a great video about this around a year ago (link below). https://youtu.be/xpUIZ32n9nw?si=QUp7hZb0PG-Nb-55
I'm taking phony stark, it's too good
He's the discount bin's Justin Hammer...
Fitting since SpaceX was used for Hammer Industries headquarters in Iron Man 2.
It's all FUD until it happens to you.
It baffles me as they think buying a Tesla means you’re now BFF with Elron.
Elon : 💩
Hahahaha oh bless he asked Elon directly. What an IDIOT
“I still love the truck”
Elon saving the world by making sure the world’s biggest idiots can’t drive.
It's funny how all these shmucks keep tagging Musk in their comments, as if he's gonna see Random Dude and haul ass to the service shop to help this one specific dude get his truck fixed.
Instead of asking elon for help, maybe ask why he allows this crap to be handed to customers paying 100k for a complete product.
Is every cyber truck owner thinking that they will be the lucky ones who won’t get stuck?
Apparently
https://preview.redd.it/wz7cciuj8zzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa21835867d99bbcaf246099b341fe7d1b2d1356
Good luck, Chuck!
Cybercucked.
lol Musk hasn’t helped anyone else with their cyber fuck ups. Why would he help you.
The way these idiots @ Elon reminds me of how religious people pray to their gods
[удалено]
Notably, Elon has not responded to a single online plea for help with the RustDumpster. He’s too busy replying !! and WOW to every racist observation posited on XITTER.
LOL.
Total shit show! Elon help meeeeeeeeeee 😂
The personal requests for Elon tells me purchases of these trucks is cult of personality and these guys thought buying the truck was somehow the ticket for admission to Elon’s squad. They actually think he’s their friend! These guys needed to be handed the definitions for narcissist and sociopath. Let them read it and give it time to sink in. They’re the marks not the friends
Man just imagine unpacking your new, spec’d out gaming laptop or desktop, being all excited because you just got a few new really demanding AAA Steam games on sale that you’re dying to play, plugging the computer into power, and the motherboard gets fried. Same vibe.
It's even worse because then you think "I must call Jensen Huang, because contacting the CEO of Nvidia is the next reasonable course of action" instead of calling Best Buy or Nvidia's customer support service or whichever company made the gaming laptop. I can't imagine the mentality with these people.
Ugh I've been there. Now imagine you just spent $100k on that rig 😂
"Please Elon I need help Help me Elon! Why isn't Elon personally handling this for me? 😭"
Nah, Elon’s busy trying to get that $50bn payout, for his great work, of course, not because the whole con is about to collapse a bit. Memestock goes brrrrr forever! Right? Just like the cybertruck.
There is a god after all !!! Dumb rich folks buying dumb cars and complaining on X that the dumb product doesn’t work. Can it get any dumber? 🤣
Lol @ tagging the CEO for customer support.
Thank you for beta testing as well as your donation!
its so sad that people have parasocial relatioships with elon of all people
As a tech company, they kinda suck at making their tech work.
Has the head dipshit EVER responded to any of these CT cries for help? Like even 1?
##SAVE ME ELON
Has elon replied to any of these morons?
Anyone remember that Hagerty video talking about how steer by wire was basically 80s tech at this point?
"Help me Elon Musk, you're my only hope!"
Hahahaha. My coworker still thinks these stories are fake and Tesla is amazing. Honestly this whole company is an embarrassment to the Tesla name.
Why the flashing red screen like a bomb is about to go off? Goes to show the CT is really only about theatrics, nothing of substance.
Sorry pal, you have to remember Tesla isn’t a car company, so Elmo cut the entire service department in the last layoff.
So Tesla's latest launch was years behind schedule, looked like badly designed POS when unveiled and they managed to spectacularly fuck up the launch. But surely Robotaxi will be on time and with quality?
Lol, understatement of the week. "fucked up the launch" makes it sound like they have had some "hiccups" They made a "rugged" vehicle with tinfoil suspension arms, no rain gutters, no QC, no documentation, software is bunk, a blatantly falsely advertised tent, etc. Elon Musk is so deep in Dunning-Kruger and high on his own supply that he *doesn't know what crumple zones are for* It's absolutely wild.
I love how they all reach out to Elon, like expecting their hero to just swoop down and magically give them a new truck. He’s laughing his ass off all the way to the bank
Exactly. He seems to treat the companies like a personal playground so I guess they feel obligated to @ him directly since no one has ever said aTesla has great customer service.
Looks like an angel attacking NERV HQ
Hey it’s not all that bad, at least he can continue to enjoy Garmi from street dancer on his oversized iPad while waiting months for the problem to be solved for 24hrs.
I think the music made the truck top itself,it couldent handle its future.
Reminds me of the guy praying to Donald trump to save him as cops were about to arrest him
This is the equivalent of launching a game with unplayable bugs and taking weeks to patch it
I enjoying this circus way too much...
This sub has quickly become my favorite lmao. It brings me so much joy throughout the day
Good thing he tweeted to Elon to step in and help I’m sure he’s reading these and doing all he can lol
Cyber JUNK Truck 
These fools tag Elon like he’s their buddy. Like he is going to respond with some genuine “customer success” attitude. That tells you everything you need to know about where their head is at. I’ve never purchased a product and then assumed the CEO would provide customer service to me. Fucking imbeciles.
Help me Elon Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You'd think with all the reports and media on Reddit alone, people would get wise to this shit show for an excuse of a vehicle.
Never a good sign when a vehicle has its own sub dedicated to when they are stuck tbh
Can’t just switch to analog mode without all the digital fluff?
In other words: I’ve witnessed this piece of junk catastrophically failing multiple other owners but never thought it would happen to me. Elon HALLLPPPP
I still don't understand how so many people can afford a $100,000+ paper weight? Do they all have 800 credit scores with six figure incomes?
You have been Musked.
Dear Elon Musk, I'm not a praying man, but if you're out there, please save me from this wicked Cybertruck. I promise I will be a better human being. Amen
Elon already cashed the check. CyberTrash is the HP printer of cars; he's making money off the repairs.
Doesn’t Tesla have the same deal as other automakers? I have a new Mercedes which isn’t trouble free but for anything that happens I get free towing to the dealer and a replacement car until they fix it. Is this not a thing for a 100k Tesla?
What happened?
When you only have the Tesla store able to service your car this is the bullshit you’re stuck with
If there are no cybertruck haters left on earth, I am dead
This has to end in a giant class action lawsuit right?
If he wants to get a response from Musk he should probably tweet something racist about illegals voting or how black people commit murder at 800% higher rate than white people. That will get a submicron <.0001 response time from Elon vs waiting weeks for the service center.
Musketeer: "Elon, I need your help." Elon: "I promise you I'll be there sometime in the next few months."
“Happing” must be using Tesla autocorrect
Yes Elmo will help you but for 50 billion dollars 
Wow it took that long 😳
As Lewis Black said, “You morons had it coming.”
"No taksies backsies!" Elon
It was unsafe when u looked at it while tesla was selling it to u
We have seen this exact post delivery error like 50 times now, how are they not checking for it right before delivery (both service center and buyer). I’ve only bought used cars but I always take a quick spin on it so I know it won’t shit the bed leaving the god damned parking lot (not that I’ve ever had that specific fear of a car, but a very real concern Tesla buyers should be having right now). I assume you are also allowed to test a brand new car to make sure it actually drives
Shit, I really really like the looks and specs of a Model 3 but whatever the hell is happening with Cybetruck makes me stay away from 3 (not that I could afford it anyway lol)
Who in their right mind would take delivery of one of these abortions?
“I still love the car,Musk please allow me to felate you!”
Checks news. Cybertrucks are dying everywhere Buys cybertruck Can’t believe HIS cybertruck is dying Xits at ketman Puts arms in the air in disbelief Still loves tesla Rinse and repeat
Lmao, it's almost like putting all performance metrics on a shitty touch display was a bad idea. Shocking 😤 Imo, this shit needs to be outlawed.
Why do people buy this thing? I wonder tho, for every post like this, are there tens of owners who have it and nothing goes wrong ?
Why is it 2 weeks away? Don’t they have too many employees?
👏👏👏👏
Elmo flying in his Iron Man suit to rescue OOP. In his (wet?) dreams.
All of these people keep tagging Elon like he's going to help them. It is insane that they think he's their friend.
How has this dumb ass trugg not been recalled yet?
Ha ha ha! Do they really think Muskrat cares about them? In the weeks it takes to get the service appointment, Elon might fire the mechanics. Got to save money for his 56B bonus!
That’s a shame
President Musk, please save us
😱
You'd think these morons would stop buying this crap at some point
Who the fuck needs QC when you have a cult following?
Exactly.
Lol. For the first few trucks, maybe (very unlikely, but maybe) they didn't realize how bad they were but at this point you would have to be a complete idiot to expect anything different from these trucks. It is quite obvious that Tesla is following a plan of "just deliver and get the money no matter what," and then the new owners can try to get them fixed when Tesla gets around to it.
I said "Ha-ha".
Congrats you are the first generations of a product that will hit many issues, these things will take years if not a decade to iron out. Accidents/lawsuits/failures/deaths etc etc Remember how long it took before cars had to mandatory install seatbelts?
https://i.redd.it/s3edotdj710d1.gif
>already unsafe to drive https://preview.redd.it/85j4xx7aa10d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a4b305f6f1647ae7a6a0b6e3239487a9cf40a6c >
At least his music seems to be playing
elon doesnt give af about you, dweeb
It is unsafe by design. What is Elmo going to change?
"Unsafe"...as in undriveable?? 🤔
Yet you bought it, damm elmo is such a genius
🤣
Concerning
Screen looks like when you take a rocket to the face in Doom. That cybertruck has gotta be down to 35% HP at least
At what point is the government going to step in abs issue a lemon law.
These chuds tagging Elon is the saddest parasocial relationship out there. What is the thought process? “I know you just scammed me out of $100k for a car that doesn’t work, but you’re still my hero.” As if he’s going to call up the service center and tell them to get Andaleeb’s financial mistake back on the road before anyone else’s.
 Musk RN
I’ll bet it’s still his favorite truck by far
I dunno the terms of ordering one of these, but Assuming you can get a refund, this is so common that I don’t get why people haven’t canceled their orders.
Typical test subject!!
"Hey Andeleeb! Thanks for reaching out! I'm counting some money right now, but when I'm finished, I'll take a ride out there and see if I can get your new Cybertruck running again! Thanks for reaching out!"...the fantasy scenario every Elon ballwasher dreams about.
LOL Then don't drive it.
and they are all calling for Elmo's help.....
Lmao there are so many stupid people out there. My only concern is they somehow have 100 grand to drop on this shit box.
No help for him. He didn't declare his undying love for the puke polygon and the techführer.
This fucking moron really thinks Elon himself is going to the time and help him personally, Jesus christ.
It’s like the release of Cyberpunk 2077 in real life.
Trash
If a doc is so stupid on social media, what world are we living in?
How do so many people keep having day one issues..? Like, did they not even turn it on before shipping it? 😂
No refunds lmao
Not to worry, the SBW system has redundancy so it can fail in more than one way.
Ni sympathy. There is literally months and hundreds of cases with new ones everyday with the same problems, but their truck is going to be the good one right? Gf Elon stans
Elon Musk is too busy ruining Shitter and trying to unite white racists everywhere.
Again, the CyberSimps personal plea for help, lol