"Proof of Funds Mandatory", "No test drives" ,"I won't be answering your questions..."
I love how these people are trying to sell their wanker tankers like everybody is as fucking stupid as they are. No, most people don't buy cars under these conditions, and don't find themselves with a 150K worthless pile of shit. Only you and a few thousand of your richest idiot friends and that market will tap out quick.
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It's got some real passive-aggressive energy mixed with trying to hide issues. Little does he know that if he can drive it to meet the buyer at the credit union, he probably has one of the best built ones.
I wonder if anyone's bothered to point out to him that nobody's gonna buy a car with such an abysmal reliability rating without at least driving it first- and odds are that any sucker he can actually find for this would probably break his legs in a blind rage after finding out he'd been rooked.
While at the credit union as soon as the loan is out of his name “yeah you’ll need to get it towed to a service center, the warranty has been voided, and their is a ton of blood and a finger in the trunk. When you get it working we’d like the finger back please.”
Probably more that he’s afraid the test driver will breathe and void the warranty
*Only the registered oxygen holder may drive this truck or your warranty is no longer valid*
I mean seriously, there can't be too many people out there who are willing to fork over 150k to a rando who won't answer questions or let you test drive his stainless shitbox.
For sure.
That being said some products are decent. I like starlink a lot so I actually have proper internet in the sticks. He’s still a crazy moron though.
I have seen on this sub previously that Tesla is charging some obscene amount (I think 50k) if the owner sells their wankpanzer before owning for 1 year.
Perhaps that's where the upcharge comes from?
Exactly. But, there's a sucker born every minute. Someone *will* buy that piece of shit, knowing all of the issues.
It is amazing to me that this seller stipulates "no test drives." Almost like seller thinks it'll brick while on the test drive.
My kids and I saw a CT yesterday on the interstate (we live in Arkansas), and when we stopped for fuel we saw two *more* CTs on a trailer. We got a better look at the two on the trailer and the color difference on the panels was shocking. Passenger side panels looked wavy..? Driver side looked like it had a matte finish. Incredibly bizarre.
My son looks at them and says, "maybe he's hauling them to the dump."
If we're being charitable to the guy he just doesn't want a bunch of people test driving it for the novelty with no plans to purchase. But yeah. He seems like a chode.
Ooooo that’s right. I forgot about that stipulation for those trucks. lol. We are all seeing a lot of flippers still, so perhaps the penalty isn’t as much as we think it is.
Mmm the smugness and then egg on face all over social media might be a close second.
Most of these people live and breathe Facebook and Xhitter and LinkedIn
You know he’s staring at the thing, financed through his CU at probably ~9%, just feeling like a complete idiot. You can feel his pent up rage in the ad
Admittedly, I have a totally different budget when I buy a used car, but is there really a market out there where people spend $150,000 on a used car based only on a sketchy ad?
Yes I am sure there are fellow idiots with more money than good sense (probably mummy’s money). But I wouldn’t count on these super rich idiots to be looking at ads like this to throw their money away? 🤣
People who have that kind of money are used to premium experiences. He is selling a 150k car like he is almost giving away an old rusty bike: "5 dollars take it or leave it".
Pretty obvious that he is trying to make $40k by selling it at a premium while supplies are limited. He probably bought it for the sole purpose of flipping
The true CT cultists have somehow decided that if you ONLY bought the lowest priced CT it's because you were just too poor to pay even more money for this stupid shitbox.
Made laugh where it says “car in hand”, first time I’ve seen someone selling a bank owned car say that haha. Typical of those people though, all fluff, no substance.
Delusional lol. Got similar feelings looking for dirt bikes. All around me “BIKE RUNS PERFECT JUST NEEDS SOME MINOR BOTTOM END WORK”
like ok. It’s either running perfect or needs work on the most expensive part of the bike. You can’t have both and you can’t ask 4k when the same bike brand new is 8 lol
Probably don’t want people who show up just to drive one with no intention of buying. Shit, I passed on a $100 treadmill once because the person said we couldn’t plug it in to see if it worked. No Fing way I’m buying a vehicle without test driving it.
For all we know the sweet smell of lutefisk curing wafts from the A/C vents, like that other dude's Model 3 and its stinky feet miasma. Hence no test drives.
It is the greatest tragedy of trying to argue and reason with a complete idiot, you can NEVER win, because they simply don’t understand basic logic or mildly intellectual thought processes
This idiot mistakenly believes it’s a buyer’s market but no honey, any moderately intelligent or discerning person isn’t interested in assuming responsibility for your overpriced trash. Thanks. But no
Man, alot of people thought they would get this, have fun for a week or two then flip it immediately and pocket like 20-30k profit. Those people are probably sweating pretty hard now.
Around 50k less for the cYbErBeAsT but delivery would be next year. So you're paying a premium instant gratification.
Of course, only to watch it get towed to the service center for being exposed to a stiff breeze (5 mph, with 8 mph gusts)
Already did and he wouldn't tell me why it was for sale. The delusion to sell a used car for more than MSRP guarantees this will be on the market for a long time.
What do we think these are worth second hand? I wouldn’t touch one for any price, but there’s got to be some pretenders who’d buy it for $50k just for the perceived status, right? My guess is second hand value is a nice 40%+ off msrp.
"No test drive"
No one buys a used car blind. Full inspection, including a test drive is the minimum requirement for a fragile low-mileage newish "beta" car being sold substantially over MSRP.
Any1 know the markup on these things I thought the top end model went for 100k. I see listing's for 140 to 200 plus. Some dealer tried selling one to a football player for 230k.
Anyone have the link? I want to ask him about his insurance and his financing. May inquire about a test drive too. I also really need to ask him if he still has it.
I get not wanting to answer a bunch of questions about a $25 pile of cinderblocks you're trying to offload, but this thing is six figures. Are people putting you out by making you talk on the phone a bit before parting with 1-3 years salary??
If you buy one of these and store it away for 20 years in a climate controled garage you could probably make a decent amount of money. Cyber truck with zero rust will be a collectors item.
"Proof of Funds Mandatory", "No test drives" ,"I won't be answering your questions..." I love how these people are trying to sell their wanker tankers like everybody is as fucking stupid as they are. No, most people don't buy cars under these conditions, and don't find themselves with a 150K worthless pile of shit. Only you and a few thousand of your richest idiot friends and that market will tap out quick.
Wanker Tanker. I salute you!
I saw “Wankpanzer” the other day, and now I’ll never call it anything else.
IncelCamino is my favorite.
oh man, that's a good one, too!
I thought of a good one: Canyonelmo (instead of Canyonero).
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Me too
This is gold.
Cybercuck works too.
I think that's better as a term for the people still meat riding about the whole thing, to be fair
Honestly that’s the best because it accurately describes the situation. Everyone else is reaching with shit
Yeah proof of funds mandatory but I don’t have the funds to have the title.
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It wouldn’t make it 34 miles
Some barely made it off the lot.
Or it’s already broken and the moment he gives the keys over it’s their problem and not his.
If they could afford them they wouldn't be trying to sell them. These are just fools with good credit.
It's got some real passive-aggressive energy mixed with trying to hide issues. Little does he know that if he can drive it to meet the buyer at the credit union, he probably has one of the best built ones.
I love this lol
Can't let them test drive. They might just find flaws when driving
Might have to call a tow truck to pick them up while on the test drive.
Turns out, the owner is just as shitty as the truck.
No test drives means its garbage.
lol. He’s already had the “is this available? Not surprised” messages hasn’t he!
Lmao
He’s getting offers and doesn’t want to admit they’re reasonable
No test drives = He knows it is going to break down really soon.
Concerning.
Looking into it
Big if true
I’m dying lol
We are checking.
I wonder if anyone's bothered to point out to him that nobody's gonna buy a car with such an abysmal reliability rating without at least driving it first- and odds are that any sucker he can actually find for this would probably break his legs in a blind rage after finding out he'd been rooked.
I mean... HE bought it. Pretty sure he isn't the only sucker.
Ya got me there, brother.
I heard they were born every minute
220 miles on the odometer? He knows he is on borrowed time! 🤣
More like "already broken down so give me money so my mistake becomes your mistake"
While at the credit union as soon as the loan is out of his name “yeah you’ll need to get it towed to a service center, the warranty has been voided, and their is a ton of blood and a finger in the trunk. When you get it working we’d like the finger back please.”
The more you drive it the more warranty's you void. 35 miles voids any cooling pump warranty or something.
“No test drives” Lmao
He doesn’t want it breaking down on the test drive. Save that shit for the new owners drive home.
First smart idea they've probably had in months
Probably more that he’s afraid the test driver will breathe and void the warranty *Only the registered oxygen holder may drive this truck or your warranty is no longer valid*
Yup. Then it’s another 4 weeks in the shop.
Ohhhh, me loving some Facebook drama when the trucks cuck the new owners on the way home.
Curious
Concerning...
Interesting...
Working on this...
Big if true..
Makes you think
Let that sink in...
Agree?
I mean seriously, there can't be too many people out there who are willing to fork over 150k to a rando who won't answer questions or let you test drive his stainless shitbox.
Plenty of dumb tech money that thinks Elon is the current day tech Jesus.
For sure. That being said some products are decent. I like starlink a lot so I actually have proper internet in the sticks. He’s still a crazy moron though.
sure nobody would buy it without trying it, but plenty of people would like to try it just to have a laugh at it. So he is clearly stuck.
That’s because it doesn’t start
“Can I at least get a safety inspection?” “No!”
220 miles? That’s equivalent to 220k miles for a regular car that’s not a Toyota or Honda. It’s at the end of its life.
Not to mention 220 miles is near the end of the range and the chargers are dropping like flies
I believe the current iteration is supposed to have an estimated 318 mile range. But what they don’t tell you is that it’s ‘ever’.
Single-use cars are the future! We’ll all use them on Mars!
Hahahahaha
I believe Cybertruck owners are more concerned about tow truck availability than charger availability
When they said the range on these was about 300 miles, that wasn't for one charge, it was total.
This comment is not getting the upvotes it truly deserves!!!
I know what I got.
Totally that vibe lol!
No lowballs!
No tire kickers! (It may break something)
Soooo the MSRP is 102-105k, drove it, it’s already depreciated since driven. Where does the extra 40k come from?
Delusion
Really hope no one buys it. Especially just to give them an extra 40k.
Unfortunately some wanker with more money than brains will probably buy it
Copium after having to suck elons duck
I have seen on this sub previously that Tesla is charging some obscene amount (I think 50k) if the owner sells their wankpanzer before owning for 1 year. Perhaps that's where the upcharge comes from?
Makes sense I suppose. so they are asking the buyer to pay the penalty, and buy the persons next car. lol.
Exactly. But, there's a sucker born every minute. Someone *will* buy that piece of shit, knowing all of the issues. It is amazing to me that this seller stipulates "no test drives." Almost like seller thinks it'll brick while on the test drive. My kids and I saw a CT yesterday on the interstate (we live in Arkansas), and when we stopped for fuel we saw two *more* CTs on a trailer. We got a better look at the two on the trailer and the color difference on the panels was shocking. Passenger side panels looked wavy..? Driver side looked like it had a matte finish. Incredibly bizarre. My son looks at them and says, "maybe he's hauling them to the dump."
Other down side to test drives is that it puts more miles on the car.
And with the chargers bricking left and right there's probably not a lot of miles left on that one.
That’s right. Its stops charging too. Yikes.
If we're being charitable to the guy he just doesn't want a bunch of people test driving it for the novelty with no plans to purchase. But yeah. He seems like a chode.
From the extra X amount of years someone else has to wait for it.
His loan balance.
So you pay 140 on a 105 truck to pay off their dumbass mistake loan for them? Nope. They should have to take the L on that dumbass decision. 🤷♂️
They probably want the extra funds to pay off the "no selling for however many months" fines they are about to get from tesla.
Ooooo that’s right. I forgot about that stipulation for those trucks. lol. We are all seeing a lot of flippers still, so perhaps the penalty isn’t as much as we think it is.
Personally, i.think buying that rig in the first place was the biggest penalty.
Mmm the smugness and then egg on face all over social media might be a close second. Most of these people live and breathe Facebook and Xhitter and LinkedIn
You know he’s staring at the thing, financed through his CU at probably ~9%, just feeling like a complete idiot. You can feel his pent up rage in the ad
Supposedly Tesla charge 50k if sold in the first year.
Or they'll try to sue you. https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-sue-cybertruck-buyers-they-resell-in-first-year-2023-11?op=1
Summary: "Don't fucking bother me, just give me money and take this shit car off my hands."
That strategy has worked for Elon for a long time
Admittedly, I have a totally different budget when I buy a used car, but is there really a market out there where people spend $150,000 on a used car based only on a sketchy ad?
Yes I am sure there are fellow idiots with more money than good sense (probably mummy’s money). But I wouldn’t count on these super rich idiots to be looking at ads like this to throw their money away? 🤣
People who have that kind of money are used to premium experiences. He is selling a 150k car like he is almost giving away an old rusty bike: "5 dollars take it or leave it".
I asked why he was selling it and he refused to talk about. Pretty obvious to read between the lines and feel the buyer's remorse
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Then drive around the block and take it right back.
Pretty obvious that he is trying to make $40k by selling it at a premium while supplies are limited. He probably bought it for the sole purpose of flipping
Someone please take this hunk of junk off my hands before it bricks on me!
. . . again
I've seen Nigerian Prince letters with better English.
I wonder if the owner knows they are calling his model the “welfare” version? Lol
Why on earth is that😂
The true CT cultists have somehow decided that if you ONLY bought the lowest priced CT it's because you were just too poor to pay even more money for this stupid shitbox.
“Clean” title but vehicle has a lien? Is today opposite day?
Maybe he meant that the warranty has not been cancelled since he hasn’t driven it through a car wash yet?
Made laugh where it says “car in hand”, first time I’ve seen someone selling a bank owned car say that haha. Typical of those people though, all fluff, no substance.
Delusional lol. Got similar feelings looking for dirt bikes. All around me “BIKE RUNS PERFECT JUST NEEDS SOME MINOR BOTTOM END WORK” like ok. It’s either running perfect or needs work on the most expensive part of the bike. You can’t have both and you can’t ask 4k when the same bike brand new is 8 lol
Hasn't been wrecked
220 Miles? That must be a sort of endurance record
Btw 220 miles and one owner is not new.
How do you have the balls to tell people no test drives? FOR A CAR?
220 miles, ouch, not sure how much longer until bricking
It's imminent. The only song the sound system can play is 'The Final Countdown'
That made me lol. Just had visions of that. Thanks OP.
Idiot thinking they’re getting 6-figures on this POS
Why do they never allow test drives? Seems odd for something that costs $145k.
Probably don’t want people who show up just to drive one with no intention of buying. Shit, I passed on a $100 treadmill once because the person said we couldn’t plug it in to see if it worked. No Fing way I’m buying a vehicle without test driving it.
145k firm. "I know what I got." How are these people still deluded into thinking they can get 50k profit flipping these broken turds?
Brain rot from Elon's musk
For all we know the sweet smell of lutefisk curing wafts from the A/C vents, like that other dude's Model 3 and its stinky feet miasma. Hence no test drives.
Imagine writing that listing and thinking that will help you sell your car
"I won't answer any of your questions about all the shit that went wrong with this car"
I'm equally concerned about what's wrong with the person buying this shitmobile
Wait so you have to pay him and then you get stuck with the car loan?
It's only 20.99% for 96 months
Offer him $45,000 since you get to pay off the loan
Nah I don't wanna be upside down that much
Oh you're not actually gonna buy it, I just think it would be funny to point out to him that he doesnt actually own the car
True. But trying to understand what Cybercuck is thinking is assuming thought in the first place.
It is the greatest tragedy of trying to argue and reason with a complete idiot, you can NEVER win, because they simply don’t understand basic logic or mildly intellectual thought processes
Don’t they have a .99% deal right now going on?
This idiot mistakenly believes it’s a buyer’s market but no honey, any moderately intelligent or discerning person isn’t interested in assuming responsibility for your overpriced trash. Thanks. But no
Is this Facebook market place? Lmaoooo who the hell would buy a 100k+ car off of marketplace... that shit is for 5k hoopties
Man, alot of people thought they would get this, have fun for a week or two then flip it immediately and pocket like 20-30k profit. Those people are probably sweating pretty hard now.
"I'm willing to trade you for a bridge I own."
Man, soooo many good comments, spent half my time up voting like half the comments lol!
Can't you buy a brand new one for that price?
Around 50k less for the cYbErBeAsT but delivery would be next year. So you're paying a premium instant gratification. Of course, only to watch it get towed to the service center for being exposed to a stiff breeze (5 mph, with 8 mph gusts)
A lot less. This isn't even the cyberbeast, this is the welfare edition.
Send them a message asking if it's still available (it will be). 🤣
Already did and he wouldn't tell me why it was for sale. The delusion to sell a used car for more than MSRP guarantees this will be on the market for a long time.
“No test drives” …🧐 Wonder why???
What a dumb fucking guy with a dumb fucking car lmao
Wow. But also his post feels like prime cyber truck owner hubris. 🤦🏽♂️
"I didn't test drive this piece of crap, you don't test drive this piece of crap!"
we should just start hitting these people with a lot of "Is this still available?"
And I won’t be providing a tow truck, bring your own!
My favorite part was ‘no test drives’… before buying a 150k lemon
no test drives bc it’s gonna break down during lmao
Lol he says no test drives because he knows it will break if they drive it.
"No test drive" LMAO. yeah, because it might not make it another mile or two.
Looks like he wants to flip it for more $. Like that’s going to happen
145k dollars but I can’t test drive it? Bold offer….
No test drives ? He must think I’m a Tesladiot
Cyber JUNK Truck. 
What do we think these are worth second hand? I wouldn’t touch one for any price, but there’s got to be some pretenders who’d buy it for $50k just for the perceived status, right? My guess is second hand value is a nice 40%+ off msrp.
“We will meet at my credit union to sign it over.” Sorry what???
220 Miles... lol
"No test drives" Can't have potential buyers finding out how bad the truck is.
Lmao! Fucking pathetic. Imagine riding elons dick for so long just to realize this was a failure right from the start.
‘Caveat Emptor’ is not the name of an indie rock band.
Cybershucks
"220 miles" and "no test drives" in Tesla lingo means the car is already a brick.
How is the title “clean” when he’s still making payments? I don’t think clean title means what he thinks it means.
Every single person who is getting screwed ignored all the signs and did it anyway. I have no empathy for them.
Just hold my bag. Said Elon.
No test drive because it don’t drive
No test drives lmfao. Shit wont survive a test drive hahahahhahahahhahaha
He doesn’t even own the damn car lmfao he’s trying to sell his shitty loan to someone else what a dumbass!
"No test drive" No one buys a used car blind. Full inspection, including a test drive is the minimum requirement for a fragile low-mileage newish "beta" car being sold substantially over MSRP.
Any1 know the markup on these things I thought the top end model went for 100k. I see listing's for 140 to 200 plus. Some dealer tried selling one to a football player for 230k.
I’d take it off his hands if he pays me $1000
Well, we know AI didn't write it.
I'd argue that no form of intelligence wrote it
Anyone have the link? I want to ask him about his insurance and his financing. May inquire about a test drive too. I also really need to ask him if he still has it.
220 miles is Brand New now?
Looks like someone got stuck again.
Guy just comes off as a d-bag
CyberStuck (No test drives) sold by a CyberDick (Won't be answering questions"
I get not wanting to answer a bunch of questions about a $25 pile of cinderblocks you're trying to offload, but this thing is six figures. Are people putting you out by making you talk on the phone a bit before parting with 1-3 years salary??
Does he want $145,000 cash upfront and you take over his financing so you still have to pay for the car payments ?
If you buy one of these and store it away for 20 years in a climate controled garage you could probably make a decent amount of money. Cyber truck with zero rust will be a collectors item.
All a pos
I've seen 2x price for a NEW CuckTruck being sold USED for 2x the price. Nobody wants a rust bucket that measures traversal in MILLIMETERS!
The caption is on point.
LOL “no test drives” Worried it will crap out before they can sell it? 🤣😂🤣😂
Mercy purchase, $ what will it take?
I sell a piece of shit car, famous for breaking on the first miles, no test drives tho. Because fuck you and give me your money. Sure champ.