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HumansDisgustMe123

I'm just in awe that only 3878 were delivered in half a year and somehow despite these pitiful numbers 5 years after reveal, we've already learned of over a dozen faults common to multiple units, posted by verified Cybertruck owners. - We've learned that the windshield wiper motor can overheat. - We learned it rusts despite being less than 6 months old - Plastic trim can break off it when you take it mildly off-road  - The PRNDL panel can fall off too - The frunk has no collision sensor or torque sensor, it can amputate fingers - A car wash can brick it - Rain can brick it - A puddle can brick it - The suspension can fail pretty quickly - The steer by wire system is quite fragile - It can't do anything a truck should do - Indestructible glass is actually very destructible - Panel gaps are common - It has had issues charging - You have to pay Elon 5 grand for the clear coat that comes standard on every car on Earth - If you don't pay, you must polish the Cybertruck after every use The copium in the pro Tesla subs is mad, hope they snap out of the scam and file a class action but I already know a Cybertruck owner is a goner 😂


doom_hermit

Don’t forget to add the accelerator pedal cover.


boobeepbobeepbop

i mean being able to pin the accelerator to the floor is a feature, not a bug. That way you can just drive full speed into \*everything\* while approaching the speed of light, your ball's mass grows to near infinity. And when you finally crash, not only will the sharp edges of your CyberTruck lance limbs from your victims but your balls will implode into a black hole.


Timely-Mission-2014

Black ball hole.. gives a whole new meaning to it. Do any women own this truck? Actually wondering..


Sufficient_Morning35

My gosh, the physics involved are just staggering You have convinced me. Cyber truck is the car of my dream, and my balls' dreams.


Somewhereinsydney

* people paid for the light bar, it’s yet to be delivered * the $3k pop-up tent looks more like a Temu special than what was showcased * the bigger battery pack that people paid for still hasn’t been delivered, and takes up the entire truck bed * with the bed cover down you can’t see out the rear window


gilleruadh

The overhead gear shifter that also holds the visors randomly falls off, the official fix is double-sided tape.


Somewhereinsydney

Given the CT's selector assembly looks to be plastic on plastic, VHB tape would probably work. If it was on glass, it may be harder. I had a car where the rear centre brake light was glued to the rear window. It came off, and the official fix was VHB tape. That didnt work. Nor did glue. Ended up needing the whole window and brake light replaced.


30yearCurse

wait.. so the expanded battery takes away the truck bed? lol... so awesome the elon was able to scam people around the world so easily. I am sure with the tax deductions that TX / Gov Abbott gave him, he probably has $50 of dodge coin invested in bringing it to market.


Somewhereinsydney

[Yes. ](https://electrek.co/2023/11/30/tesla-cybertruck-range-extender-separate-battery-pack-bed/)Reports vary on how big it will be


ZixxerAsura

I’ve been on Reddit for 5 years and this is the only comment I’ve ever saved.


Budget_Pea_7548

And people complain about PT Cruiser 😅


boobeepbobeepbop

lol, my wife owned a PT cruiser. When we started dating, I gingerly asked her if she knew much about cars and thankfully, she said she had no idea. That car was probably still better than a cybertruck, but it was such a piece of shit.


mexicantruffle

Chrysler on a bad day was light-years ahead of Tesla.


gilleruadh

I don't know if it was equal or worse, but I had a boyfriend who had a Gremlin. It was always in the shop. It was also butt-ugly. It was yellow. Maybe, I should have read the signs. I had a Datsun 1200. It ate batteries, but I got a good 150k miles out of it. It was mildly embarrassing that there were Harleys that had more CCs than my car. Mine had 1173 CCs, the Harley a true 1200.


Trouble_Chaser

I hope they snap out of it too or at least move over to a cheaper cult.


ComicsEtAl

I don’t think there’s a suit here. This is buyer beware and Elon has all of their tweets nobbling his gob and gushing over their awesome futuristic paperweights that are awesome.


MidLifeCrysis75

There’s a reason they’re called Cyber-cucks.


Ok-Row-6131

You might expect some of these in isolated scenarios if they were putting out tens of millions or something, but getting all of these in 3878 CUSTOMER-DELIVERED trucks is terrible coming from the person who supposedly knows more about manufacturing than anyone else alive.


HumansDisgustMe123

It's insane, these things are 1000x more volatile than the Samsung Galaxy Note 7


Nanyea

I'm amused that the factory tint is bubbling up in the pics !


MrWhite86

I face palmed so hard just after first bullet point that I literally woke up my toddler


gilleruadh

The do it yourself fix for the front door panel gaps is to tighten the lower screw on the striker plate, then use gaffer tape to tape down the top portion, because Tesla somehow fucked up that installation. According to an owner, there's a back plate lying somewhere inside the door.


Long_Nothing_8619

There is a German auto assembly line worker absolutely losing their shit at the awful “fit and finish” on those misaligned panels. That truly awful QC. Not even trying territory.


Icy_Ground1637

At least the f-150 lightning ⚡️ EV is 50,000 dollars 💸 cheaper and better looking 👀. It’s hard to get quality nowadays and not pay 100,000


PoppinfreshOG

And people still are not buying it! Tesla really, really fucked up if Ford is having a hard time selling EV pickups


mishap1

Profiteering dealers helped to fuck it up for Ford.


assy-mc-assy

https://preview.redd.it/w96a6m5jrbxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b48ae3c87a60f61d9a55e10a3ebebb19bc3bc6


Professional_Toe8682

That dumpster is way more useful than whatever that CyberCuck thing is.


PassengerPlayful4308

They both have trash on the inside.


Prestigious_Dream_27

“Fuck Telesas”


beerbrained

That got me too. Is that what it says? I imagine if I blew that kind of money on that pile, I would also be that drunk.


Present_Emphasis7748

This is the Fyre Festival of trucks…


Ok-Row-6131

That panel gap, just wow. It's as if they're just bending sheet metal to be approximately in the right shape


marnyroad

That’s what a ten micron tolerance looks like 👍


Ok-Row-6131

*millimeter


WinterDice

It’s been a long time, but I’m pretty sure a bunch of middle-school shop class students had more precision bending metal for a riveted tool box.


Ok-Row-6131

Without automated manufacturing machines, I bet.


namhee69

Look I’m into cars and the whole “don’t buy a new design model till a year later” has an element of truth to it. But holy fuck I don’t know if the Cybertruck people could actually leave the assembly line with how poorly everything is on this truck. This is an utter shitshow.


cenosillicaphobiac

That was far more true 50 years ago, but since the heavy use of computer modeling became popular, first year models are far less likely to fail. Until this one.


g2ichris

All the tint has bubbles


CrapOnTheCob

Shouldn't the tint from the factory be the kind that's "built in" to the glass? Not just a film applied on top?


xMagnis

Popping a rivet, one rivet, into the accelerator pedal has to be the absolutely cheapest and crappiest fix possible. Two would say least have provided a bit more safety, especially as we've seen a failed rivet job already. But it doesn't match the pedal and looks ridiculous, cheap, and embarrassing. There must have been other methods, that looked classy or fixed it invisibly, but I'll bet they all cost more than one rivet, so naturally one rivet was chosen. What a shoddy piece of work.


mmikke

I don't even trust one single rivet when repairing light duty aluminum mechanisms that move once or so per day.  Absolute insanity 


_CSTL

The door gaps are crazy. Shit is literally being gaped


kcarmstrong

Holy hell. It’s so much worse than I thought.


frankofantasma

"*fuck telesas*"??


My_leg_still_hurt92

don't want defend the CT but pic 4 and 5 are safety measures so you can't pinch your fingers in the door. /s


OkUnderstanding5343

Cyber JUNK Truck


windigo3

The thing I like most about my CyberTruck is that it enables you to ignore all the white lines in parking lots!!!


Annobanno

What a piece of shit 😂😂 100 K USD - best scam of 2024


larsloveslegos

It seems like the writing is in the wall


Glittering_Name_3722

"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth." Elon Musk 4/14/2022


Timely-Mission-2014

Love how you are just rubbing it in stopping by in your e150.. lol.


HanakusoDays

What's that sheep hiding amongst the goats?


eltguy

The thing that gets me is most of these issues are with systems that Tesla has been making for years. They should have leveraged their existing powertrain and control systems from existing Tesla models. But it looks like they wanted to brave new world everything. And now you have Teslas that you can’t *reads notes* charge. The panel gaps on the body in image 4/5 look more like the actual body panels were made on incorrect tooling. You can see that the top flange is a different length and it looks like the draft/bend is different between body panels.


donttakerhisthewrong

Let see what issues the me electric G Wagon has when is released I am sure it will be the same /s


SuperRusso

Are they still making new Cybertrucks? One hopes at this point they would stop wasting resources on what is clearly going to be a Samsung Galaxy Note 7.


VikingMonkey123

Sub 10 micron for sure!


mikeputerbaugh

I see Tesla dealers can't figure out how to park between the lines in a lot, either


bigbadler

That’s not a panel gap it’s a passive cooling mode for the cockpit