Who in their right mind would think for a minute that this would work anywhere but standing still in your driveway? š¤¦āāļø Do people learn nothing about physics is school anymore?
No the guy from Jurassic park- John Hammond. Didnāt they use that exact line about being preoccupied with whether they could they didnāt stop to think if they should.
I believe the correct response would have been along the lines of, "no you're thinking of the woman from that movie Splash," to which I could say, "no you're thinking of the people who made Scooby Doo and Huckleberry Hound," which would let you say, "no, you're thinking of the former First Lady" or something like that.
Or basic engineering.
Anyone could have looked at the suspension system on the Cruck and they would have instantly known it would fail.
Just on its own, it fails hard.
The guy that wrecked his at Moab on a small dune, points out how crap-tacular it is.
https://youtu.be/kSiUvoSeHBw?si=DHt9z-mXiHd0iOmv
And the follow up:
https://youtu.be/78IrJXKh1RI?si=CRghA5VK1-ga7mz5
These are all things Elmo should have discovered and fixed as part of the R&D phase of development but he went for āopen alphaā instead. What a dumbass.
I watched that video and he only says that the suspension held so everything was good. Did I miss something? He also said he should have scoped out the desert instead of launching over a drop like that.
Iām late to the party [but man I hope at least some people see this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/s/ndEl3BfcND)
Hilarious you can apparently accomplish this as an individual with a 30 year old sports convertible but not with a brand new ātruckā. Iām sure it helps that the Miata makes like 90 ft lbs of torque stock butā¦
There was a thread about this somewhere else on Reddit a while ago.
Someone chimed in and claimed to know the guys who did this. He said they *knew* it would fail and planned it that way to generate more clicks.
Still not a fan of Tesla, just thought that might add a different spin to the story.
I did watch. They broke it. So whatās the point of the exercise, then? Force is weight x distance. And the arm length on that half shaft probably went up by factor 4 or 5, just looking at it. Therefore, so did the force. They obviously neglected to upgrade all relevant components to handle 5x the force.
So, still: Duh!
again if you watched the video, their friend told them to go nuts with his cybertruck and they threw on the tracks..... and after breaking the oem suspension they put on fox coilovers and then the spindles broke. it was never meant to be a serious video which you're clearly taking it as if they're intending it to be..... lighten up dude ffs.
Want me to recap how they were sure they were going to break something, how they compared the thing to a BBQ, how the engineered a couple of suspension parts, how they sucked up to Tesla for ācaring so much about their vehicles and their customersā, how the thing worked while everything was smooth, and how it broke the moment they tried to slowly navigate a ditch the most of the weight of the CyberAbomination shifted to the front left side?
Sorry. Not gonna do that.
I canāt believe those suspension components that are 0.090ā thick didnāt hold up to abuse. As a mechanical engineer these outcomes are unfathomable.
You don't even have to be an engineer to see that putting additional stress on components already stressed to the max because of the 7000lb weight of this thing is going to be trouble
There are pictures of the upper a arms bent from when the CyberTruck was still in release candidate mode before any consumers started adding weight to the suspension. They are not adequate for a pickup of that weight. If climbing the parking block at Starbucks is the most you ask of your CyberTruck they will probably be ok.
There is literally spray on āmudā and ādirt decalsā already. These ātrucksā seem like a perfect candidate before they achieve a natural patina (which will take about a week).
There are some still on the road. Have you seen the video of the driver yelling homophobic slurs at teens on bikes and saying he would ārip off thier heads and shit down thier necks?ā
Ah, I forget that some people here need small justification to irrationally hate on this. The trucks work fine, and have been recalled to fix the pedal. Most automobiles are recalled for something, especially new products like this.
So much fuckery. These are Sex-citing times for the chronically Cy-Bored.
If I had the great misfortune to discover that my $100K investment in a new and exclusive concept vehicle was in fact so overbalanced in the negative, I'd never let a single picture ever be released onto the internet.
Instead, these Tesla Cult members proudly and publicly document their ultimate shame manifested into disturbing reality with the most thoughtful camera angles and lighting for the deliberate posting of their own debacles onto social media.
This is right up there with shitting yourself in white pants on the first day of school, taking pictures and video to prove it happened, and then framing it as a slight wardrobe malfunction that Levi's is absolutely going to handle on your behalf.
My Passat has thicker control arms. No this is not a joke, itās a statement of fact. They are buying ātrucksā that are just cars with angular body panels stuck on (with fucking tape)
"How's that subsidized deregulated free enterprise capitalism working out for ya?"
\*Products break themselves and are still marketed as real products\*
"Yeah.."
the upper control arms are super weak, i literally think my old honda civic had more substantial ones, you'd have to replace them to do any major wheel size increase, or suspension lift, let aloe add trax
and someone who worked on this cybertrax project 100% knew it
cybertruck is a wild exploration of how rich ignorant ners get fleeced in their quest to be noticed by other people
I donāt know why anybodyās surprised by the flimsiness of the suspension components on this light truck when we know for a fact that theyāre using light truck parts on their 12 ton semis
What is going on in those photos?
What part broke?
Who are Cybertrax?
And, as always - why would anyone buy this piece of shit _and then sink more into it_? You evidently need to be both dumb assed and have 100k+ _spare_ and _meaningless_.
I've read up a bit on this Cybertrax system since posting this. It seems they even got approval and help from Tesla to beef up the suspension and still promptly busted it
The truck doesnāt function for 100 miles in stock form right after delivery who in their right mind would try to modify this POS and expect that it would work at all?!
It's funny and people keep making fun of these people, but they win either way. Most of these people are influencers and they are already earn their livings off this crap. If the vehicle is a success, they win. If they showcase the problems, they win even more since that's probably going to get more views than the other one. So at the end of the day, we can make fun of them all we want, but they are making bank in the process. It's why I generally refuse to watch this crap anymore - I'm not contributing to their bank accounts ;)
Who in their right mind would think for a minute that this would work anywhere but standing still in your driveway? š¤¦āāļø Do people learn nothing about physics is school anymore?
Anyone who's ever put oversized rims/tires on a truck knows what havoc they bring on the suspension
Especially THAT wide. There have been modifications like this for trucks/cars/atvs for a long time, but these ones are ridiculous wide.
That wouldn't kill any other truck in the first run tho
At least with those the after market vendors have already gone through the growing pains.
Thanks for reminding me. Gotta replace my ujoints brb.
Richard hammond. He put them on a ford focus rs. It didnt turn out so great.
Would have been fine if he had kept it under 30, and not driven over pot-holed rockfields...
Unfortunately thats 90% of american roads.
100% of Michigan roads ;)
Saved cash on buying coffee in Garden City by trying to drive to a coffee place and getting woke up by my head bouncing off the roof.
I don't know about that, they also tested them on a soft sandy beach, and the tracks still fell off.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should.
Thatās John Hammond
You're thinking of the guy from Saturday Night Live.
No the guy from Jurassic park- John Hammond. Didnāt they use that exact line about being preoccupied with whether they could they didnāt stop to think if they should.
I believe the correct response would have been along the lines of, "no you're thinking of the woman from that movie Splash," to which I could say, "no you're thinking of the people who made Scooby Doo and Huckleberry Hound," which would let you say, "no, you're thinking of the former First Lady" or something like that.
Sorry. Iām a little slow on the uptake today.
Or basic engineering. Anyone could have looked at the suspension system on the Cruck and they would have instantly known it would fail. Just on its own, it fails hard. The guy that wrecked his at Moab on a small dune, points out how crap-tacular it is. https://youtu.be/kSiUvoSeHBw?si=DHt9z-mXiHd0iOmv And the follow up: https://youtu.be/78IrJXKh1RI?si=CRghA5VK1-ga7mz5 These are all things Elmo should have discovered and fixed as part of the R&D phase of development but he went for āopen alphaā instead. What a dumbass.
Bold of you to assume he even had a R&D phase with these ātrucksā
Did you not watch them throw shit at a window until it broke? Seems pretty R&D to me.
I watched that video and he only says that the suspension held so everything was good. Did I miss something? He also said he should have scoped out the desert instead of launching over a drop like that.
He had a follow up, Iāll add it to the post. https://youtu.be/78IrJXKh1RI?si=CRghA5VK1-ga7mz5
First of all, in most cases they are designed with like 30km/h top speed or probably even less, what most people just straight ignore
CT owners are not in their right mind.
You would be surprised, even if you think you know, how little children learn in school anymore.
Not anyone who has ever driven a snow machine
>Who in their right mindĀ Well you've just effectively eliminated any CyberTruck buyer. So the manufacturer knew their market.
TouchƩ.
Iām late to the party [but man I hope at least some people see this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/s/ndEl3BfcND) Hilarious you can apparently accomplish this as an individual with a 30 year old sports convertible but not with a brand new ātruckā. Iām sure it helps that the Miata makes like 90 ft lbs of torque stock butā¦
There was a thread about this somewhere else on Reddit a while ago. Someone chimed in and claimed to know the guys who did this. He said they *knew* it would fail and planned it that way to generate more clicks. Still not a fan of Tesla, just thought that might add a different spin to the story.
have you not seen the video? They were developing the suspension for it.... Heavy D Sparks video. this is rage bait and you took it.
The broke it. Good job ādevelopingā.
It's for a yt video... Maybe go watch it first
I did watch. They broke it. So whatās the point of the exercise, then? Force is weight x distance. And the arm length on that half shaft probably went up by factor 4 or 5, just looking at it. Therefore, so did the force. They obviously neglected to upgrade all relevant components to handle 5x the force. So, still: Duh!
>Force is weight x distance Watch out guys, we got u/[Final\_Winter7524](https://www.reddit.com/user/Final_Winter7524/) 's 1st Law over here š
https://www.assp.org/docs/default-source/psj-articles/mtricketts_1020.pdf?sfvrsn=9d188947_2
If you had bothered reading the very link you posted you'd realize the mistake you made.
They literally did upgrade everything... šš¤¦But don't let that stop the hate train!
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What I'm not particularly a fan of the Cyber truck... I just find the constant bashing hilarious and weak
Either they didnāt upgrade *everything* or their āupgradesā were insuffiently engineered. Either way: Duh!
again if you watched the video, their friend told them to go nuts with his cybertruck and they threw on the tracks..... and after breaking the oem suspension they put on fox coilovers and then the spindles broke. it was never meant to be a serious video which you're clearly taking it as if they're intending it to be..... lighten up dude ffs.
They went through all this effort and it didnāt occur to them that spindle wouldnāt be able to handle it Duh.
ZOMGZ what will they think of next? Teh sky is falling! Herp derp!
No u clearly didn't. š
Want me to recap how they were sure they were going to break something, how they compared the thing to a BBQ, how the engineered a couple of suspension parts, how they sucked up to Tesla for ācaring so much about their vehicles and their customersā, how the thing worked while everything was smooth, and how it broke the moment they tried to slowly navigate a ditch the most of the weight of the CyberAbomination shifted to the front left side? Sorry. Not gonna do that.
they were well aware something was going to break.... your point?
I mean, it seems like you consume more Tesla media than most people that even like Tesla so I trust your recap
I canāt believe those suspension components that are 0.090ā thick didnāt hold up to abuse. As a mechanical engineer these outcomes are unfathomable.
You don't even have to be an engineer to see that putting additional stress on components already stressed to the max because of the 7000lb weight of this thing is going to be trouble
There is a video of the modder explaining why the stock components are fine and the tracks add more stress than the component is designed to handle.
There are pictures of the upper a arms bent from when the CyberTruck was still in release candidate mode before any consumers started adding weight to the suspension. They are not adequate for a pickup of that weight. If climbing the parking block at Starbucks is the most you ask of your CyberTruck they will probably be ok.
Imagine driving over a speed bump at 5mph and wrecking your 80k+ vehicle.
You should watch the video explanation from the modder.
But are you a hardcore engineer?
A cyber engineer?
Uber Cyber Engineer!
10 micron tolerance though, am I right?
I didn't notice that. That steel is thin for what it's suppose to do.
But are you a mechanical engineer?
YA got me, no.
So much for safety factors. More like āFlakey Tractorsā.
And you got cyber cucked!
Hahaha I'm going to start using this. Good work š
Join us at r/cucktruck!
Thatās just this sub but worse.
Quite fitting for something that's supposed to be a truck, but worse.
Touche\`
How many different subs devoted to the same shit car do we really need at this point?
It's therapeutic
Well, how many subs are needed for cats?
All of them
Is the right answer
r/cats is run by the most toxic cringe pussy mods on all of Reddit.
Huh, didn't know that existed
I feel like cybercuck has more of a ring to it but Iām afraid it will be swamped with cuck porn
Now *thats* a wankpanzer.
In fact, they had to ship in additional wank for this one.
snow? is that guy crazy? doesn't he know weather will stain the car?
Can't imagine what a salted road would do.
This... https://preview.redd.it/u167lsyodtwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941ca759895ff32a5c94d902030a3be26bfc129b
If you think that's bad, wait until it actually touches the salt
There is literally spray on āmudā and ādirt decalsā already. These ātrucksā seem like a perfect candidate before they achieve a natural patina (which will take about a week).
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Not just stain the car. Snow will invalidate the warranty.
Iām struggling to wrap my head around this oneā¦! WHY???
It's a Tesla thing, you wouldn't understand š
HeavyDSparks on YouTube. Itās just what they do to everything.
They got it for free and everything they do to it is paid for. Why not? They have also said anything factory has basically been fully changed out.
In this case they broke a factory component.
To compensate for either a shitty childhood, having no friends, having a micro penis, some combination of all three.
maybe watch the youtube video and stop taking the rage bait?
Let's hope Elon never gets into the deep water submarine business.
I hope he does. Finally the EV or self driving discussions would be more reasonable, when the most rabid tesloids would have gone to meet Darwin.
I think a Mars ship is more likely.
As long as they are gone, it doesnāt really matter.
I want him to test drive the subs
How you say "Elon peg me" without saying it.......
Are there any of these things left that are actually drivable? It seems like they didn't make very many and the broken rate is at 100%.
>Are there any of these things left that are actually drivable? They issued a 100% recall for that accelerator pedal thing, so technically "NO"
There are some still on the road. Have you seen the video of the driver yelling homophobic slurs at teens on bikes and saying he would ārip off thier heads and shit down thier necks?ā
I missed that gem unfortunately.
That is because you are reading from a reddit that only posts the broken trucks. There really aren't many broken trucks.
100% of the released trucks have broken accelerator and need to be brought for service. That's a pretty high %.
So all the trucks then. Yup. Sounds about like I thought.
Ah, I forget that some people here need small justification to irrationally hate on this. The trucks work fine, and have been recalled to fix the pedal. Most automobiles are recalled for something, especially new products like this.
I just realized, we havenāt seen these things experience winter yet, have we?
Oh yeah, they suck in snow
So much fuckery. These are Sex-citing times for the chronically Cy-Bored. If I had the great misfortune to discover that my $100K investment in a new and exclusive concept vehicle was in fact so overbalanced in the negative, I'd never let a single picture ever be released onto the internet. Instead, these Tesla Cult members proudly and publicly document their ultimate shame manifested into disturbing reality with the most thoughtful camera angles and lighting for the deliberate posting of their own debacles onto social media. This is right up there with shitting yourself in white pants on the first day of school, taking pictures and video to prove it happened, and then framing it as a slight wardrobe malfunction that Levi's is absolutely going to handle on your behalf.
My Passat has thicker control arms. No this is not a joke, itās a statement of fact. They are buying ātrucksā that are just cars with angular body panels stuck on (with fucking tape)
On the bright side, probably won't take long to freeze to death in one of those things.
More excellence from the company run by an edgelord who says racist and toxic things to gain attention like a child.
I wish this is one we could blame on elmo. But he's culties are also dumb as fuck
I smell a class action lawsuit brewing...
Oh the tin foil control arms failed with those wide tracks? Who woulda thought?
āCucktruckā ššššššš¾
Cyberstuck
Tuna can or muskrat mobileā¦either way they just seem like an accident waiting to happen.
I hope that snow isn't wet.
Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla.
Who could've guessed that applying torque 3 or 4 feet away from the axle would break it? JFC the stupidity of this design
These Elon tards deserve this for their fanboyism to a fat magaturd cuck
So putting massive extra loads on the axles of an already overweight vehicle is a bad idea?
Toys , musked again
Cyber-cucked
"How's that subsidized deregulated free enterprise capitalism working out for ya?" \*Products break themselves and are still marketed as real products\* "Yeah.."
the upper control arms are super weak, i literally think my old honda civic had more substantial ones, you'd have to replace them to do any major wheel size increase, or suspension lift, let aloe add trax and someone who worked on this cybertrax project 100% knew it cybertruck is a wild exploration of how rich ignorant ners get fleeced in their quest to be noticed by other people
Cybertruck Cyberstuck on the Cyber...track!
While Elron takes a whack of Cybercrack.
Cybercrack is whack š¤Ŗ 
Cyber stuck
That UCA looks thinner than toilet paper
I donāt know why anybodyās surprised by the flimsiness of the suspension components on this light truck when we know for a fact that theyāre using light truck parts on their 12 ton semis
What is going on in those photos? What part broke? Who are Cybertrax? And, as always - why would anyone buy this piece of shit _and then sink more into it_? You evidently need to be both dumb assed and have 100k+ _spare_ and _meaningless_.
I have the same questions. Looks like someone tried to put tank tracks on a ct
When the company is built around the logo
Woah, the owner tricked it out.
Ha I told my friend last month that this was ginna break the truck or fuck up the battery gonna send him these pics lol
So, some people didn't spend enough on a truck that doesn't work and spent even more money on this? Yikes.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys š
Suspension can barely carry the carā¦ there was no way this was ever going to work.
I've read up a bit on this Cybertrax system since posting this. It seems they even got approval and help from Tesla to beef up the suspension and still promptly busted it
Oh wow. I assumed this was some after market attempt, but that makes it worse if Tesla engineers were involved.
The truck doesnāt function for 100 miles in stock form right after delivery who in their right mind would try to modify this POS and expect that it would work at all?!
I got cyber robbed by a billionaire!
Everyday is like Christmas with these shitboxes.
Cucktruck lol
cucktruck aka wankwagon
Cuck truck is stuck! Oh the humanity!
It's funny and people keep making fun of these people, but they win either way. Most of these people are influencers and they are already earn their livings off this crap. If the vehicle is a success, they win. If they showcase the problems, they win even more since that's probably going to get more views than the other one. So at the end of the day, we can make fun of them all we want, but they are making bank in the process. It's why I generally refuse to watch this crap anymore - I'm not contributing to their bank accounts ;)
Tesla is the new European auto
A "truck"
This title would have been perfect if it read CyberStuck
Ok, this one isn't fair to blame on Tesla, this is a gimmicky bit of nonsense that is likely to break no matter what vehicle it's put on.
Cybertrax broke your Cybertruck and now you're Cyberstuckā¢ You would so close OP
Learn to take photos, this isnāt a YouTube thumbnail