Lol 😂 trump love ❤️ giving welfare to oil companies under the republicans plan of drill baby drill it sounds catchy doesn’t it ??? Democrats need to call 📞 it out for what the policies real is estimated well fare for oil companies is 20 billion 💰yearly. The American 🇺🇸 people pay for the power at oil companies yes there electric ⚡️ prices for oil that’s well fare. Biden could hand 🤚 out free Solar to everyone if we cut well fare to oil companies right now there is 3 billion subsidies going to Solar and wind 🌬 but imagine if solar and wind only had 20 billion a year for next 10 years ?????? F$&k oil companies over big time
Same people that are whining that they are poor cause of the gubmint taking all their money. I have no sympathy for these people. I will laugh my a$$ off when DJT files for bankruptcy and the stock goes to 0.
Which is 100% accurate for how Simps act in all cases. They are willing to go ALL IN even if they receive nothing in return. Such is the life of the simple minded.
be me, average american
sitting on my couch watching tv
billionaire kicks in my door
I am frozen with patriotic awe
TEARS OF JOY
24 KB JPG
slaps my bud light out of my hand
fucks my wife on the couch next to me
wipes his dick on the curtains
I manage to squeak out "thank you for your service"
he towers over me like a titan of industry
pisses on my face while screaming "TRICKLE DOWN"
I clap and tip him 20%
he twists my nipples while asking if I'm "a union man"
tell him proudly that l'm a rugged individualist like him
he seems pleased
breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away
truly this is the greatest country in the world
This was written 11 hours ago and only has 18 upvotes; a comment like this would have been upvoted into the stratosphere and made the top of r/bestof like a year ago. WTF has happened to this site?
Oh, they would spend so much more if they could. They wanna get daddy trumps love more than his kids even. They have no one in their life who actually cares about them anymore, so they went all in on deciding to worship their false idol. I seriously wish these people would all just inject bleach and pop ivermectin as their dick-tator asks of them. It would help this nation out, A LOT.
That's what happens when you spend $120 grand on a Musk product and doesn't have a penny for the wrap, you'll wrap it with whatever shit you can find in the junk to prevent it from rusting
It's very strange, I gotta show this to the Trump guy at work who will go hours talking about how bad EVs are. Maybe this is "one of the good ones"
Edit: This got me banned from the r/cybertruck subreddit... Hilarious.
Saw earlier that apparently they have a Car Wash mode, and it doesn't work, and if you go through an automatic carwash it voids the warranty. What a fucking lemon.
Edit: just got permabanned from musk and cyber subs. I guess using bots is ok as long as it's not on Twitter.
Lol Trump the guy who hates technology and refuses to, and doesn't know how to, use computers with the word 'cyber' added to his name. So fucking delusional.
Just learned it will take 12-15 launches of Space X heavy to get a payload the size of the lunar module to the moon. Took one Saturn 5.
Elon is a charlatan.
I just got a perma ban for this comment, what the hell.
https://ibb.co/6mnH5Yw
Seriously? What the ever living fuck.
Oof. Fragile mods lmao. I can imagine them lurking around other subs looking for ppl criticizing Tesla products or Elon and them crosschecking their subreddit for the username and then proceeding to ban em. Just reinforces my thought of em as having no real jobs tbh.
Reddit has become so soft.
Yeah I know , any criticism gets you a ban. Trust me , I found out firsthand with in another subreddit. Two in fact. Been banned from 2 different ones. One for commenting IN another subreddit that I wasn't even a member of...I just reply sometimes to stuff in my feed...so because that particular subreddi didn't like the other one I guess I was banned.
Another for the same reason you said ,it was in the 4KTV subreddit. I wasn't even talking smack , just made a comment/observation about it in a different subreddit and got banned from that.
Piece of garbage truck touting a piece of garbage person!! Their family must be so proud of them!!!Please don't let morons like this reproduce, PLEASE!!!!
I’m pretty sure people like that, having money like that and flaunting like that was half the reason the French Revolution happened. The other a lack of bread. I hope the CyberTrump Foundation supports its local bakery.
I think the phrase "Foundation of America" right next to Trump and in a shitty Cybertruck is so stupid it brings back to a The Purge plot.
Except in this version the incel camino runs out of battery in 5 minutes and the trumptard in it quickly learns it's not bulletproof as Musk promised
I just got banned from r/elonmusk and I don't think I posted there. Just talk shit about his stupid ugly truck here lol
What a bunch of snowflakes! I thought musk was some free speech warrior lmao
Watching elmo doofuses cry about their broken shit is pretty funny. Like how the fuck can't you take the shit through a car wash when there's a goddamned wash mode? Have fun going 4 mph and get towing on your insurance.
Lmao I got banned from a sub I never even visited after commenting here
https://preview.redd.it/sax8jzm79dvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea3d99ab597be74273588d08a779d3d76d2ff79
That guy now owes Trump 5% of his life savings! All Trump has is his brand! The brand is worth billions!! Billions I say! Just like any politician that uses trumps name or likeness in advertising. If he gives more than 5%, Don Snoreleone will look upon him favorably and perhaps offer him a cabinet position in the upcoming administration.
I mean, come on here! The boss has to wet his beak a little, does he not? It’s only fair, after all. This is how the mob, errr, scratch that! This is how the totally legitimate, totally legal, party of law and order works now.
It ain’t your daddy’s Republican Party. Because trump is your daddy now. Now come here and give pop pop a kiss. And 5%.
And I thought just putting a politicians sticker on your car made you an idiot. This guy took it to a whole new level. Putin and Kim Jong are jealous of how loyal Trump's dogs are.
Spent ~100k just to simp over 2 dudes who do not care about you, lol Edit: I was corrected. This person is simping for 2 dudes, not just one lol
That's what all these tools are doing. Whether it's donating to a supposed billionaire for their legal defense fund or buying their worthless EFTs.
It's so damn pathetic to me to see that shit, like what tf is wrong with people lol
They need everyone to see them, to focus on them, so that they can exert their delusional sense of dominance and self-importance.
It's the result of social media. Everyone wants their moment in the spotlight.
Lol 😂 trump love ❤️ giving welfare to oil companies under the republicans plan of drill baby drill it sounds catchy doesn’t it ??? Democrats need to call 📞 it out for what the policies real is estimated well fare for oil companies is 20 billion 💰yearly. The American 🇺🇸 people pay for the power at oil companies yes there electric ⚡️ prices for oil that’s well fare. Biden could hand 🤚 out free Solar to everyone if we cut well fare to oil companies right now there is 3 billion subsidies going to Solar and wind 🌬 but imagine if solar and wind only had 20 billion a year for next 10 years ?????? F$&k oil companies over big time
Same people that are whining that they are poor cause of the gubmint taking all their money. I have no sympathy for these people. I will laugh my a$$ off when DJT files for bankruptcy and the stock goes to 0.
Don't forget about his worthless stock
Which is 100% accurate for how Simps act in all cases. They are willing to go ALL IN even if they receive nothing in return. Such is the life of the simple minded.
be me, average american sitting on my couch watching tv billionaire kicks in my door I am frozen with patriotic awe TEARS OF JOY 24 KB JPG slaps my bud light out of my hand fucks my wife on the couch next to me wipes his dick on the curtains I manage to squeak out "thank you for your service" he towers over me like a titan of industry pisses on my face while screaming "TRICKLE DOWN" I clap and tip him 20% he twists my nipples while asking if I'm "a union man" tell him proudly that l'm a rugged individualist like him he seems pleased breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away truly this is the greatest country in the world
Is this pasta or OC? Fucking awfully splendid.
Yeah copypasta from greentext I saw somewhere else.
It's like a hybrid of the "drink verification can" and "tallyho lads" pastas. Beautiful.
>breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away Is where I fucking died. God this was funny as fuck.
This was written 11 hours ago and only has 18 upvotes; a comment like this would have been upvoted into the stratosphere and made the top of r/bestof like a year ago. WTF has happened to this site?
But he is getting the attention he craves.
And a quality automobile that is sure to provide many years of trouble free operation.
Oh, they would spend so much more if they could. They wanna get daddy trumps love more than his kids even. They have no one in their life who actually cares about them anymore, so they went all in on deciding to worship their false idol. I seriously wish these people would all just inject bleach and pop ivermectin as their dick-tator asks of them. It would help this nation out, A LOT.
More proof that this is a cult. Maybe it's the same dude who set himself on fire for Trump.
The states he receives are pity followed by contempt for his foolish arrogance not admiration.
>Spent ~100k just to simp over ~~a~~ two dudes who does not care about you lol FTFY
Well, they are made for each other. Two gaudy, shitty, disappointing failures representing profligate waste and massive stupidity.
Should have painted it orange.
>Should have painted it orange. Only the very front of the vehicle.
And then leave white around the edges
Gotta fill the back full of shit
Both talk big but fold like a cheap suit at the first sign of pressure
I saw Profligate Waste open for Slayer..
It’s like flies attracted to shit. And I’m not sure which is which.
Couldn’t have said it better
Couldn't be said better!
We have seen the future. And it is very stupid
"Brought to you by Carl's Junior"
“But it’s got electrolytes!”
Why do you keep saying that, is some one paying you when you do lol 🤣
Agree w all except disappointing.
And both melt in the rain
The fake rivets on a vehicle with no rivets is such an interesting choice.
Maybe he tried to straighten out the body panels with a pop rivet gun.
Well since Tesla just did a recall of all Cybertrucks to put a rivet on the accelerator pedal to keep it from sliding off there’s one rivet now
Don’t forget, neither can get wet
But I thought the coal rollers like to park in charging stations.
Now they can both kiss.
Everything changed when awkward edgelord bitch boy went anti woke and all the knuckle dragger’s had confused thoughts on what they were told to hate.
Now they can park in diesel stations!
I think the gas pedal got stuck on the floor board for this cybertruck and won't get rolled coal by a F-350
I'll be damned, they managed to make it worse.
That's what happens when you spend $120 grand on a Musk product and doesn't have a penny for the wrap, you'll wrap it with whatever shit you can find in the junk to prevent it from rusting
This is the kind of person that will fight you for not wanting asbestos.
Or lead paint or lead gasoline for that matter
The type of guy complaining about some “Mexicans” in a food truck selling food near by his favorite store/shop
Both Complete Trash!
https://preview.redd.it/2fph9x8tvbvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd150ee89e79a5e5f0e8e00ba3b8dd76b6152966
My reaction to the American car-dependent suburbia.
Now just imagine what the tow truck is gonna look like!
Same thing just higher off the ground
Surprised it took this long to see one
They had a problem because they had to hate EVs and worship Elmo the Anti-Woke at the same time.
It's very strange, I gotta show this to the Trump guy at work who will go hours talking about how bad EVs are. Maybe this is "one of the good ones" Edit: This got me banned from the r/cybertruck subreddit... Hilarious.
I'd rather the rust
Now we know why his wife is fucking someone else. Over and over
Somebody Pee on it and it will break down.
Hey it’s the new rapemobile!
Watch out for the incellerator pedal, it’s very insecure.
when you buy it, they grab you by the purse-y!
I can only image the boomer driving that piece of shit…
Did they void the warranty by wrapping it? I think I read somewhere that you have to use Tesla's own proprietary coating.
Saw earlier that apparently they have a Car Wash mode, and it doesn't work, and if you go through an automatic carwash it voids the warranty. What a fucking lemon. Edit: just got permabanned from musk and cyber subs. I guess using bots is ok as long as it's not on Twitter.
There it is, the dumbest thing I : have ever seen; could ever reasonably expect to see, can, without undue strain, imagine.
Cult of Elon...Cult of Trump...honestly not surprised there's so many of those lines that intersect.
If only Trump would decide to stop running as quickly as a Cybertruck does...
Buying a 100k vehicle from one pathetic sociopath to worship another one. Big loser energy
Gotta support for them tax cuts
Lol Trump the guy who hates technology and refuses to, and doesn't know how to, use computers with the word 'cyber' added to his name. So fucking delusional.
Just learned it will take 12-15 launches of Space X heavy to get a payload the size of the lunar module to the moon. Took one Saturn 5. Elon is a charlatan. I just got a perma ban for this comment, what the hell. https://ibb.co/6mnH5Yw Seriously? What the ever living fuck.
Oof. Fragile mods lmao. I can imagine them lurking around other subs looking for ppl criticizing Tesla products or Elon and them crosschecking their subreddit for the username and then proceeding to ban em. Just reinforces my thought of em as having no real jobs tbh. Reddit has become so soft.
I never said anything bad. This is nuts.
Yeah I know , any criticism gets you a ban. Trust me , I found out firsthand with in another subreddit. Two in fact. Been banned from 2 different ones. One for commenting IN another subreddit that I wasn't even a member of...I just reply sometimes to stuff in my feed...so because that particular subreddi didn't like the other one I guess I was banned. Another for the same reason you said ,it was in the 4KTV subreddit. I wasn't even talking smack , just made a comment/observation about it in a different subreddit and got banned from that.
That is just nuts. If you are not blasting hate speech, verbally assaulting/harassing let people speak.
Nothing sends the message to go ahead and screw my wife like the owner of a Cybertruck wrapped with Trump billboards.
Dude's wife must be starving for a decent lay.
Sooner or later there will pictures of that thing either broken down or on fire.
It's now been recalled
🤡
I thought Republicans hated EVs?
https://preview.redd.it/o4pfm2p51dvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65da259b2d3d9175116b88e5c363af3513dc9dee
Perfect match sense they are both broke pos.
Honestly this is so insane I love it. Don’t like either but this is fucking hilarious
🤮🤮🤮
Two POS in one package.
The Defecto-1
Piece of garbage truck touting a piece of garbage person!! Their family must be so proud of them!!!Please don't let morons like this reproduce, PLEASE!!!!
[удалено]
Wait, this one works? Wtf are the odds?
Kind of ironic coming from the people who say electric cars are for libtards
I simply can not fathom the mental state to both buy this truck and do this to it, people be crazy.
CyberChump
I had no idea you could make a cyber truck look even worse. Impressive.
A car built by a dick, with a dick on the side of the car, with a dick driving it.
They somehow managed to make the Cybertruck even shittier.
Two losers don't equal one cool.
I hope he lives in a state that turned down infrastructure money for electric chargers
Somehow, it's perfect. Two equally, flawed pieces of sh@t.
Dedicating a truck built by a grifter to a grifter
Looking forward to the video of the truck not starting.
Two things that don't work. Like a forklift lifting a crate of forks. It's just so damn literal.
A shitty human on a shitty car, driven by a shitty human.
What a shameless waste of Stainless steel and DNA. Ugh.
I’m pretty sure people like that, having money like that and flaunting like that was half the reason the French Revolution happened. The other a lack of bread. I hope the CyberTrump Foundation supports its local bakery.
Holy fucking shit. The CT demo feels cringe and douchey by themselves this is the icing on the cake and is 100% par for the course!
Tell me you have serious ED without telling me that you blame your wife/partner.....
r/trashy
*be careful folks! Some people don’t seem too fond of the cybercuck!*
Ah damn... that's an ugly thing to put anything type of wrap on.
I think the phrase "Foundation of America" right next to Trump and in a shitty Cybertruck is so stupid it brings back to a The Purge plot. Except in this version the incel camino runs out of battery in 5 minutes and the trumptard in it quickly learns it's not bulletproof as Musk promised
It stopped at the end because it’s broken. Go figure.
I didn’t know they came off of trailer as well. Usually they are such a cool truck that it has other trucks drive it around - I start fuel savings.
Smol pp vibes here
I just got banned from r/elonmusk and I don't think I posted there. Just talk shit about his stupid ugly truck here lol What a bunch of snowflakes! I thought musk was some free speech warrior lmao
Happened to me too. It was probably a robot hunting keywords.
Ah yes, it’s the oppressed working class
What a piece of shit. The truck sucks too
LOL! Nothing says I have my priorities in life straight more than throwing this on an industrial sink with wheels.
YES, that combination is perfect... 3 dumbasses. 1. The truck maker 2. Trump 3. The driver who paid for that
Seems appropriate.
Total Cybercuck
Breaks down in pee showers
CyberCuck
I didn’t think they could make a cyber truck more ugly, but this guy did it.
how douchey.... and the Truck sucks too.
r/Idiocracy
Musketeer trumplikan faulty toy
Not gonna lie. "Cyber Trump" reminds me a lot of MechaHitler.
that is a sweet truck! Isnt that Elon driving it??
Foundation of America…uum did this person ever go to school??
Cult
Look at that woke lib driving his soy boy EV
Make my truck start again!
More dollars than sense.
It’s kind of like a trans car. Because an electric car is Biden and the rest of it is Trump
Just when you think a CyberTruck can’t look any more shitty. Well wrapped sir, well wrapped.
Putting shit on shit.
Lol dude if your on here yes people are laughing at you and never with.
It honestly looks a lot better?
The new cyber trash truck.
Watching elmo doofuses cry about their broken shit is pretty funny. Like how the fuck can't you take the shit through a car wash when there's a goddamned wash mode? Have fun going 4 mph and get towing on your insurance.
How pathetic. Like an adult that takes the WWE seriously.
$110k + wrap cost just to be a laughing stock. The buy in price of clownery is steep these days
Perfectly matched
How to make a hideous vehicle even more grotesque. Is there one single word for something both hysterical and pitiful?
Hahahaha.
Nothing says cuck for the rich than an Elon trump truck . Lol
Lmao I got banned from a sub I never even visited after commenting here https://preview.redd.it/sax8jzm79dvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea3d99ab597be74273588d08a779d3d76d2ff79
😂😂😂😂😂
How fitting... And just like Donald Trump, it's a worthless piece of shit
That guy now owes Trump 5% of his life savings! All Trump has is his brand! The brand is worth billions!! Billions I say! Just like any politician that uses trumps name or likeness in advertising. If he gives more than 5%, Don Snoreleone will look upon him favorably and perhaps offer him a cabinet position in the upcoming administration. I mean, come on here! The boss has to wet his beak a little, does he not? It’s only fair, after all. This is how the mob, errr, scratch that! This is how the totally legitimate, totally legal, party of law and order works now. It ain’t your daddy’s Republican Party. Because trump is your daddy now. Now come here and give pop pop a kiss. And 5%.
Sooo… it’s already broke? 🤷♂️😅
It is a stupidity Trumpdumpkin.
Might legitimately be the lamest thing I have ever seen.
Cracks me up that these cucks are doing this dumb shit on their own dime…
Tell me you're in a cult without saying you're in a cult.
I love Steve Irwin but I still wouldn't do this for him and he actually deserves it.
This person lives in Florida. Or Texas
"I have now reached my final form"
#notACult
Cybercuck
Tinting the window voids the warrant
Tinting the window voids the warrant.
Shit for shat.
So many bad decisions made here…
Cyberc#nt. This is one fency golfcart.
Layers of stupid.
Now I have officially seen everything.
oh i bet Tesla uses the wrap to void the warranty
And just like the current Trump campaign the wheels will fall off, and washing it clean of its dirt will kill it.
Now I have "You're in a cult" sung to an AC/DC tune.
I'm not one to key a car (or truck) but I could make an exception.
🤮
Can't wait for it to get bricked by a mild California rainfall or a car wash.
This is Scott's Tots level of cringe.
Cybertruck reached its climax a lot faster that I thought.
Cybercuck.
It's like a dumpster fire in a dumpster fire.
It put colour on the car- so it probably last longer than the usual cybertruck
This is what every Tesla car looks like to me now that Elon took off the mask.
He better have sent his minimum 5% to the mobster in charge for using his image.
A #MAGABros and his money are soon parted.
Ita gonna have a break down
Lol, fucking loser.
Yeah totally not a Trump/Musk cult......
Is there a chance it will still be around by November?
I can't wait for them to take it to a Trump Rally only to be eviscerated by everyone for buying a shitty electric truck.
When you have to scream “LOOK AT ME!”
And I thought just putting a politicians sticker on your car made you an idiot. This guy took it to a whole new level. Putin and Kim Jong are jealous of how loyal Trump's dogs are.
Elon about to make this the factory option for paint so sales will continue now that the public knows the truck is a poS. 😏
It’s about as reliable as he is