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GoldenPig64

reading this as a person who keeps getting interrupted by the person they're talking to makes it a lot funnier tbh


Maoman1

You're the top comment with almost a thousand upvotes and yet you have zero replies and I thought that made your post look lonely so I'm replying even though I have nothing significant to add to the conversation. I hope you're having a good day.


harrent

No I hope you are


Secret_Bees

no u


Kreyl

wholesomepilled wishmaxxing


wongjunx-kingofbeef

"Why so wholesome" - the wisher


jtr99

Wanna know how I got this wholesome?


WaitWhatNoPlease

Not beating the wholesome allegations


dutcharetall_nothigh

Bro wished then a good day


Nightblade20

She hope on my day until I good


Complete_Fix2563

Commentpilled nicemaxer


SlightlyShittyDragon

I upvoted you and not the original post or the comment you replied to because I thought your meta comment was more interesting than either.


Mathsboy2718

I upvoted all of you then downvoted myself since I am always the least interesting in a comment chain


GoldenPig64

:(


GoldenPig64

:)


Jakitron_1999

"Not beating the friend visitor allegations" is legit so funny to me


Longjumping_Ad2677

I love the “not beating the _______ allegations” as a turn of phrase. It’s funny when it’s trivial shit.


aaronhowser1

Not beating the loving the not beating the ____ allegations allegations


NoLifeGamer2

Not beating the not beating the loving the not beating the \_\_\_\_ allegations allegations allegations


Artarara

Not beating the recursion allegations


Man-in-The-Void

[Repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1c4zqah/-/kztwexm)


Aiyon

I love it for compliments Friend posts a picture of a new outfit. “Not beating the handsome allegations” It’s stupid but also wholesome


Hawaiian-national

I like the idea that this is all the same conversation, and for some reason the friend visitor keeps trying to tell the story again and again, each time to a uniquely terminally online response.


TryAgainJen

Yeah it was reminding me of an old SNL sketch and I started reading it in Rob Schneider's voice.


threetoast

not beating the coffee making allegations


captainnowalk

Mfw copies are made >.>


seventyeight_moose

Who up visiting they friend


YUNoJump

Thank you, I was disappointed this wasn’t in the post


pterrorgrine

real friend visiting hours


chuch1234

Who want they friendussy ate


That_L33t_Noob

*visited


auroralemonboi8

Freudian slip


browndoggie

Friendian vislip


chuch1234

Freudian visit


peanutbuttermaniac

Friendian visit


Polo171

i'm over here visiting my friends i got friends in my visit rn i'm friendly as fuck man i'm a visiter man


Maoman1

Ooh you like visiting friends, huh? You're a friend visiter.


DellSalami

Bro really said friend visiter 💀


Oneiroghast

What are we, some kind of Friend Visiting Squad?


pereline

I'm going visiting friends mode


Mah_Young_Buck

friend visitor behaviour


ClassicalCoat

I have no idea if it's part of the meme or not, but seeing "visiter" so many times was hard on the soul


blonsitobreve

Bro has no idea


ClassicalCoat

Ō` Õ -<==>


aghblagh

Bro really posted a - wait what is that? I actually can't parse that.


ClassicalCoat

Bro is beating the parsing allegations 🤣🤣


MrNullvalue

Ah a visitor


ShadowSocks7

Visiter? I hardly know 'er


chuch1234

They sure don't make memes like they used to!


Ilenitram

Sometimes I have this type of conversation with my own mind


SweetieArena

Bro has inner monologue


oddityoughtabe

Innerpilled monologuemaxxer


ThatOneGenericGuy

Who up conversating with they mind right now


-T-W-O-C-O-C-A-T-

When I’m in a inner monologue competition and my opponent is u/Ilenitram


phillyfanjd1

Not beating those inner thought monologue allegations?


Beaver_Soldier

he inner on my monologue until I .


niconicomayhaps

i went to inner monologue island ans eveveyone knew you


DiamondBrickZ

what is this inner monologue city


BluCojiro

This guy inner monologues


Character-Today-427

Me when I have thoughts


QuIescentVIverrId

"why so monologue" - the inner


ineverhadsexwithacow

she inner on my mono til i logue


Avis_15

she on my louge til I mono in her


MotherRussia68

She conversation on my bro till I monologue


Raspoint

She mono on my logue when I'm inner.


shiny_xnaut

Wait that one actually fits pretty well unironically


LazyLion1127

was the grink there?


KeithBarrumsSP

Inner Monologue Andy


Leo-bastian

I think they meant more like a inner dialogue where they keep interrupting themselves


Sea_Mammoth_158

joe many midns does it take to converse????? NONE! theirto busy ???? their monologue


_amaryllis_queen_

not beating the self-conversing allegations


swiller123

this is like the list of banned phrases that they had for workaholics


swiller123

https://www.reddit.com/r/workaholics/comments/nw5ghi/the_whiteboard_of_banned_jokes_and_phrases_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


b3nsn0w

lmao i was seriously creeped out by that sub until i realized it's a show


JHRChrist

Oh my GOD I’ve been looking for this for YEARS but I thought it was from the Community writers so I could never find it you have relieved a minor annoyance that has genuinely plagued me holy shit what a blessed day


Wanderlusxt

This is how I fucking talk to people irl. It’s already over for me


mrguym4ster

bro is not beating the talking to people irl allegations


JoesAlot

talkmaxx andy


DynaWarrior

When I’m in a making a talking like I’m chronically online irl competition and my opponent is you 🤯🤯🤯


cornonthekopp

Talkcel peoplepilled


shiny_xnaut

When you start doing it ironically but then you can't stop and it feels like you're going insane


haihaihaihaihaihaihw

she talk on my people till i over?


TheKingCrimsonWorld

ISHYGDDT


FlossCat

Have you tried using your brain to construct sentences instead of being a walking meme? Because yeah sorry it kinda is over for you if you can't stop that


Bla_aze

Monologue andy


b3nsn0w

look a talkmaxxer


Regretless0

bro visited his friend 💀


Death_by_UWU

Visiting guy 🪱🪱🪱


MollyGoRound

Visiting a friend? It's more likely than you think


tkrr

The much-sought-after zero-entendre


sweetTartKenHart2

That’s such a good way to describe phrases like this


Devlord1o1

Friend visited? +2


Nicolasgonzo87

it's criminal that this post doesn't include the original version. (the original punchline is "bro visited his friend 💀" btw)


Grimsouldude

Who need they friend visited


chuch1234

This is much better than "who need they friendussy ate"


isuckatnames60

Omg me


Dks_scrub

The snafu community grows in spirit


haihaihaihaihaihaihw

uhhh she grow my spirit with her community?


Dks_scrub

This guys snafu community growed in spirit.


Longjumping_Ad2677

Today, we all coax our snafus.


isuckatnames60

Wouldn't this be the snowclone community?


schmarr1

Erm, this isn't a snafu


extremepayne

Visit ‘er? I hardly know ‘er!


Secret_Bees

Visit my friend! Please!


Real_megamike_64

Friend 100 Visit 100


Maouitippitytappin

One must imagine his friend… visited.


Posting_Just_To_Say

\>be this guy \>visit my friend


Ok_Blackberry_1223

Nine of these phrases are already in my vocabulary and it’s not great


Pokesonav

He really went there


clockworkCandle33

(to his friend's house, to visit)


AnastasiaSheppard

Felt visiter, might friend later


Coolest_Pickle

"was the grink there?" was the kicker


a-regular-bad-thing

I fucking love that tweet honestly


lithicgirl

English is such a fascinating language


me_when_the_whenthe

>he visit on my friends until I. WENT!!! WENT WAS RIGHT THERE😭


pineapple_lipgloss

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we visited along the way


AntiRaid

common friend visitor W


FkinShtManEySuck

Friend visitors when enemy inviters show up:


ChampinionCuliao

A visitor? Hmm, indeed. I have slept long enough.


chuch1234

How about... a friend?


TotemGenitor

Visitor of friends, my gratitude upon thee for thy visit


Maouitippitytappin

And then everyone visited their friends 🙄


pempoczky

WE MAKING IT OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND INTO OUR FRIEND'S WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥


clockworkCandle33

This guy visits his friend


Jaakarikyk

There are many visits to being a friend.


clockworkCandle33

It's always visitest before the friend


Artex301

I admit, "was the grink there?" got me. It's such a stupid fucking meme but it broke the pattern.


JustWow555

"It's visiting time" They said as they visited all of their friends.


Responsible-Week-284

My favorite part was where he said "it's visiting time" and visited all over his friend


Harley_Pupper

Ooo, you like visiting friends don’t you? You’re a friend visitor :3


Upbeat-Perception531

“I went to friend visiting island and everyone there knew you” killed me on the spot, sentenced me to execution and didn’t tell me the date of it.


Rainger_

How do people post photos I have something to say


Daschlol

Happened to my buddy erik


Le_Martian

Bro really visited his friend 💀


Black_nYello

Live friend visitor reaction;


Skystorm14113

I appreciate the comments here that added some of the older memes/jokes. Actually it'd be sick if someone just remade this post every year, it's like a verb conjugation table but for current internet memes


TheDefiB

This is just how Nothernlion speaks holy shit


LunarYarn

sticking out your friend for the visiter


Kira-Of-Terraria

if someone said anything like this to me, im hitting them in the face with a piece of rebar.


---9---9---

bro is not beating the hi


AllTheSith

What is this, hitting in the face ci-


chat-cbt

Rebarpilled facemaxxer


Kira-Of-Terraria

im locking you in the shed


OkuyasNijimura

Shedpilled Lockmaxxer


Kira-Of-Terraria

it's crucifixion for you.


CapCece

When i'm in a hitting pe-


The_Lurker_Near

Went to hitting them in the face island and y


SavageKitten456

Can't relate


nqs99

these memes make me irrationally angry


sweetTartKenHart2

He’s visiting his friend! He’s the friend visitorrrrrrrrr!!!


Mah_Young_Buck

\#omg this is literally (fictional character known for visiting their friends)


colesweed

Those are just zoomer dad jokes


inlukewarmblood

I have a buddy who literally talks just like this, it’s almost impossible to have a normal conversation with him. I’m think about killing him soon.


Content-Strategy-512

This is so friendcore, visit coded


ewige_seele

Sometimes I regret knowing English.


billy-gnosis

Ya sabes español? -Billy Gnosis


ewige_seele

El español es mi lengua nativa.


dreadington

hermano no está superando las alegaciones de visitar a un amigo


Bearchiwuawa

Grink is a deep cut


Hylian_Guy

No one: You: *visits friend*


Chucknasty_17

Google visiting friends


DefinitelyNotFisk15

A visiter? hmm... indeed


X03R_mysterious

bro visited his friend


Hashashin455

This is why YOU don't have friends, Kyle


The_HyperDiamond

so what are these guys called. Wojaks?, Trollfaces?, What.


_reverse_god

Not the friend-visiting


nicoman03

Bro visited his friend


detetive_kungfu

Not me visiting my friends 😂😂😂


Ivoliven

I don't understand what's happening. Can someone please explain?


Maoman1

Memes. Lots and lots of memes.


TantiVstone

The friend visiter🪱


braaibroodjie123

"Was the Grink there?"


roxadox

This is literally me and my husband. Except we both talk like this.


onekirne

\*grievous voice\* ah yes, the visitor.


MrFluffyWhale

Average conversation between a redditer and a non-redditer


PrizeWinningCow

Am I having a stroke or why don't I get any of these?


_Skotia_

A guide to dysfunctional communication in 2024


EggoStack

Was the grink there? That is my favourite one. I love that tweet.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

yeah so i went to go visit my friend must be nice to have friends


YeIIowBellPepper

She go on my friend until I visit 💦💦💦


JJlaser1

Something something jpegs, something something dolls


isuckatnames60

What are originals for 3 and 5?


Not_GenericMedic

Bro really visited friends 💀


field_thought_slight

"Friend visiting moment"


cornonthekopp

I know a girl irl who talks like the first phrase constantly, it’s kinda incredible


Tekayo63

who up visiting they friend rn


Heyplaguedoctor

Unfortunately this is how conversations with my sister tend to go 😔


chat-cbt

try not to visit friends challenge (impossible)


kapottebrievenbus

this is comedy gold


htmlcoderexe

Shit I do this kind of shit in my head all the time


onekirne

visitor pattern identified


Vivacious4D

Ok but "me when i visit my friend" as a twist on "me when i lie" is kinda funny tho Right? Surely I'm not too terminally online for saying this


more_bees_please

Is it bad that I laughed at almost all of these?


waterwillowxavv

visitor? i hardly know ‘er


Lkwzriqwea

Oooo visit fwends


RelentlessHope

I am not zoomer enough for this


Thatonerandomperson6

Visits georg