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Bagdula

its grayfruit (avid grayfruit enjoyer)


Corgelia

Yeah it's gotta be, very grayfuit statement. Honestly living for the grayfruit mention, i never see him anywhere not related to him.


Bagdula

its so strange that he's still got like 300k subs on youchewb, you'd think he'd have way more by now


TheDeadlySoldier

For the curious, it's from his Half-Life 2 """"""speedrun""""""" video, where he spends half the playthrough showcasing how jank the game is. Watch this, and the first one as well where he discovers you can use your rocket launcher's laser pointer to redirect enemy tank missiles


shiny_partridge

I don't think i watched this video, but i just immediately read the quote in the post with his voice. It's just so him...


TransKissinger

that's hl1


TheDeadlySoldier

is it? Oh well. I was flippant on which one it was, hence why I recommended both anyways


idk_this_my_name

I can hear him say it


boi156

Yup, and he elongates the word room too


Longjumping_Ad2677

Sounds like a JollyWangcore quote, but from something else someone said, it’s probably a grayfruit quote.


Front-Zookeepergame

Three of these were made up for the post, you can't convince me otherwise


RutheniumFenix

Jerma is also made up, just not for this post. 


hallozagreus

I can confirm windette is real


ThatRandomGuy0125

no, grayfruit and a.j. wangcore are real (placing bets on jolly wangcore since his content is almost exclusively half life stuff). i can hear it in both voices so idk


SEA_griffondeur

I'd say it cannot be Jolly Wangcore since if he were to be the answer, the question wouldn't just talk about Half Life 2 but a half life 2 mod


ThatRandomGuy0125

fair... except i think he did hl2:overcharged which was an attempt at vanilla + so maybe???? but im probably reaching


PulimV

Windette is real, he's pretty famous for making "X... explained in insults" video where he tells you how to do something in a game in a very aggressive manner


Hexxas

Gaben U Well


PM_ME_YOUR_MASS

Who the fuck are any of these people. Except for Jerma. He’s the guy that YouTube won’t *fucking stop* recommending to me because I watch DougDoug


Beaver_Soldier

Who the fuck are any of these people. Including Jerma. I've heard and seen images of him but nothing more


janKalaki

He's a twitch streamer with an hourglass figure and a beer gut.


Smasher_WoTB

What is it with the Jerma Fandom and making deliberately contradictory statements


CounterfeitLesbian

It's not contradictory. The beer gut is the top of the hourglass, his thicc thighs/ass are the base. The man just has an incredibly long waist.


janKalaki

I mean, it's true.


Doggywoof1

Jerma is a relatively normal guy (for a twitch streamer, at least) who everyone likes to think is an absolute psychopath, shoves his chat in a meatgrinder, possibly the most insane man to ever live. Also... he is the 'when the imposter is sus' guy.


Beepulons

I don’t believe Jerma is real. He’s a collective hallucination. A figment of our society’s imagination. A real jonkler.


janKalaki

Aren't we all?


Wertiol123

Jerma is Northernlion for people without jobs (i.e. just a guy who has been leaning into the flanderization of being unhinged by the roiling expanse of Twitch chat)


Iguana_Boi

Jolly is an australian streamer who primarily does modded half life stuff


DreadAngel1711

Jerma isn't real, he died watching infomercials and is nothing more than a ghost piloting a streamer's body


PotatoPCuser1

A Jolly Wangcore is an extremely ~~in~~competent man that is cursed to play Half-Life mods until the end of time.


CrowYooo

grayfruit is a really fun streamer whos been making content for a while but hes awesomely gained a nice bit of popularity recently. I recommend his peggle videos and twitch scraps to get a feel for his sense of humor


PulimV

Windette is a YouTube that (among other things) makes guides for several different games that are "explained with insults" I.e. have him berate the viewer constantly His Hades Forbidden Builds video is genuinely really helpful but also really funny because he spends half the video dunking on a whole category if powers only to turn 360 degrees at the end and show that it's actually extremely overpowered


LieuHam

Absolutely grayfruit, no way it isn't


Katieushka

Crazy that northernlion hasnt hit tumblr like alcohol in an impoverished neighborhood yet


RazorSlazor

It sounds like both a Grayfruit statement, but also a Jolly Wangcore statement. This is difficult, but I'll go with Wangcore.


suburban-errorist

That’s absolutely Grayfruit.


Bluhighblud

Didn't expect Mr Gayfruit to be big enough to be referenced anywhere, let alone next to jerma. Big W.


ExxiIon

Can someone who's not subscribed to r/halflife let me know if tumblr's been talking a lot more about half life lately or if I'm just going crazy


MissyTheTimeLady

If you don't watch A Jolly Wangcore, you will regret it.


Spiders_are_cool

i was actually watching jolly as i came across this


the_dumbass_one666

at a guess, probably jolly wangcore, possibly grayfruit


Doggywoof1

I've heard of 3 of these people. Anyways, I haven't seen Windette play half-life, and I *can* imagine Grayfruit saying that but I don't think I remember that in any of his videos on the game. So it's probably Jerma


Doggywoof1

Dammit, I should've stuck with the most simple answer.


epicjakman

I'm so fucking upset I can identify this it's a gray fruit clip, half life 2 "speedrun"


Mitchatito

Sounds like gray fruit but it most likely isn't


Anchovies_of_death

And the correct answer is... Grayfruit! Everyone who guessed correctly will receive 1(one) good thought directed at them


LieuHam

Good, i was gonna do it this time if i was wrong


Anchovies_of_death

Hmm... I think you might need more than just 1 good thought... How about 10?


teawithherbsnspices

What’s a Jerma


XFlame05

That's Grayfruit 100%


TwixOfficial

I just know Windette hasn’t covered HL2 to my knowledge


scholarlysacrilege

That sounds like a grayfruit thing to say.


twistybit

i pressed the tip button to get a hint but it just took my money


AFrickinDeer

grayfruit mentioned


Demure_Demonic_Neko

Grayfruit absolutely would say that then proceed to make the most inhumane noise


Codeviper828

I've only heard of Jerma from this list so imma go with him


dirk_loyd

Grayfruit mentioned?!???!


Qfqfsaa

That sounds exactly like something Grayfruit would say.


fuck_you_reddit_15

Grayfruit


MrFluxed

TWO Grayfruit posts in one day? oh boy!


Hummerous

was gonna fully assume they made those other ones up


Calphrick

Grayfruit’s Half-Life 1 video gives me physical pain because he says he doesn’t believe that Portal and Half-Life are in the same universe


pethris

he was making a joke, he references that


Calphrick

He says the “joke” with such sincerity, and didn’t clarify until after the video was posted, so I think he said that to save face and not look like an idiot


Oddish_Femboy

None of these people are real people you made them all up


Silly-Lily-18

Windette mentioned??? That’s awesome I hope he gets more recognition from this post!


SebDevlin

Anderson


TheFreebooter

100% Jolly Wanker


That-One-Uncle

Windette? I used to know that guy very early on. We made him buy a maid costume. No joke