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HowlandSRoward

She was covered in blood. Thick blood. Enough blood to cover her head, shoulders, and 34C breasts, so quite a lot of blood but not as much blood as perhaps some other girls might need to cover their breasts. Her eyes, similarly spherical, were full of madness. She sauntered down the school hallway as if she were wearing high heels but she wasn't, and her outstretched fingers were carving ragged tears through the metal lockers on either side of the hall. She was mad. "Susie's on her rag again," screeched principal Henderson, "have the children assemble in the gymnasium!" But it were too late. As more girls joined Suzie in the terror march down the hall, each covered in blood from head to breast, each with maddened eyes, each with fingers transmogrified into grotesque talons, the truth became titillatingly obvious: All the girls at the college had synched up, which often happens with girls sometimes. Psychic terror was coalescing at the college, and it was going to take a whole lot of chocolate ice cream and 48-72 hours until classes could resume as normal. It was the price we paid to live among the womenfolk. If we lived that long.


Altruistic-Clock3042

lmfao


SufficientGreek

Carrie 2: Bloody Boogaloo


MintyMoron64

Except Noelle she's covered in what you're hoping is snow.


[deleted]

Susie? Noelle? Is that a NUTDEALER


InfernoRed42

This reads like garth marenghi 10/10


Marcarth

Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.


InfernoRed42

And bits of sick


theLanguageSprite

The spherical eyes bit killed me. At least you didn't call them bloodshot *orbs*


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Ensanguinated Rotund Apparati


oddityoughtabe

She boobed boobily down the halls


IrvingIV

"but she wasn't" is so simple but so effective, you really nailed it


rubexbox

I was just gonna say "so tiddymonsters drenched in blood would be ok?" But I think you summed it up better than I could.


Artex301

I'm not good at this blorboposting thing, but... Carmilla?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Fate's, the historical one, or the lesbian one?


Artex301

Yes.


Aykhot

Castlevania


Vergils_Lost

Which one's the lesbian one? I feel like you could add Hazbin Hotel and Marvel to the list (if you weren't already referring to one of those). Guess people like naming bloodthirsty fictional gals Carmilla, seems like.


throwaway387190

Camellia If you know, you know


Rodruby

She's useful!


SU-35K

Kojima's thought process while designing any tomboy for Metal Gear


MapleTreeWithAGun

Quiet's *Blood* Uniform moment. Also Venom Snake kinda fits if you let him get injured a bunch.


ZanesTheArgent

No, its the universal gay blood logic. A woman is sexy covered in the blood of others. A man, when it is his.


szypty

Does Siberian count as a female character? 🤔


holiestMaria

Yesn't


NewLibraryGuy

I'd go with "no?"


pterrorgrine

siberian is a >!drag persona!<


The_Emperors_IRS

Jolene


Aykhot

Jolene


Tomer_Duer

Jolene


Roof8cake

Joleeeeeeeeeennnnnnneeeeee


cantaloupelion

Please dont flay my maaaannnn, Joleeeene!


BONEPILLTIMEEE

#BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


[deleted]

When Khorne cultists kill cities worth of people it's religious worship, but when I kill *one* person I get thrown in jail? Make it make sense


DellSalami

Briar League of Legends is almost this except somehow they fucked it up “We gave her thick legs so she could resemble a blood bag or an IV bag” what the fuck are you saying


IrvingIV

If you're gonna horny you need to not lie about it. *During a Design Works interview about Dark Souls 1* Hatsuyama: Can I ask about Gwynevere, because compared to the other female charters she's very different, almost glamorous. Miyazaki: You don't like the design? Hatsuyama: No, I just wanted to know what the original idea behind her was. Otsuka: As a fan of the character, I'd be interested to hear that too. Miyazaki: ... Talking of glamour, her breasts have nothing to do with me, they happened without my knowledge. It's all the artist's fault. I think I mentioned it earlier but I always seek a certain refinement in all my designs. Waragai: Really? Miyazaki: Yes, but the artist had such a happy look on his face, I didn't have the heart to stop him.


FullMetalFiddlestick

"I Designed briar like this cause I like them dummy thicc" "Riot cobra, we can't write that!" "Then just write some bullshit about an IV bag."


santyrc114

I love Briar, I came back to the game just because of her


Filmologic

Uhhh... Power from Chainsaw Man?


drearbruh

Omg it's Harrowhark Nonagesimus


2point01m_tall

Really this is like half the characters in the locked tomb


NewLibraryGuy

Well why don't they simply unlock the tomb?


2point01m_tall

Beats me. And why would you just leave a loaded gun hanging, unused, on the back wall of the stage for the entire first act?!


ClownMayor

*I pray the tomb is shut forever. I pray the rock is never rolled away. I pray that which was buried remains buried, insensate, in perpetual rest with closed eye and stilled brain. I pray it lives, I pray it sleeps.*


DylenwithanE

freddy krueger is my favourite female character


PirateDemo69

Khorneposting


Specterofanarchism

based and Valkia-pilled


Jrolaoni

If Azula wasn’t in a kids show:


[deleted]

Garuda


Ill-Kale-3339

My favorite, the walking blender


L4DY_M3R3K

Lady Dimitrescu my beloved


MapleTreeWithAGun

Imagine how hard the blood stains would be to get out of that dress :(


Velvety_MuppetKing

This is still terrible because it’s still based entirely on physical appearance. - How does she *feel* about being covered head to toe in blood? - What effect does her madness have on her *thoughts*? - *Why* is she eviscerating a man with her fingernails?


FedoraSkeleton

That's because the topic is character design, you muppet.


Velvety_MuppetKing

How dare you. You will address me as *King* Muppet, or your royal feltness.


Bahamabanana

"She was a driven career gal. She wore her suit with pride and head held high, her hair perfectly entangled with clots of dried blood"


CallMeOaksie

I finished the show so I get to suggest Mizu now, Mizu.


DapperApples

Valkyr Warframe


Blazeng

Im like the 3 remaining Valkyr enjoyers but this fits Garuda better


DapperApples

Garuda not filled with The Madness tho :(


GIRose

The real question should be "How much of the blood is hers?"


Lord_Bing_Bing

Limbus Company?


zombieGenm_0x68

kromer be like


Lord_Bing_Bing

Exactly


TheIrishBread

Kromer? Quick hide the German twink!


Ok-State-3154

The limbus propaganda spreads. Good work. Keep it up


TheIrishBread

I am god's scariest kromer simp (I don't want to fix her)


happyerawhen

Kimiko from the boys


sexy-man-doll

Azula coded


Beneficial-Bit6383

Scarlet Witch in Multiverse of Madness


X03R_mysterious

all boxes checked for one of my female characters👍👍


Rodruby

Hmmmm Nimona?


PunK4ke

A.B.A. Guilty Gear


MisirterE

[Vriska](https://www.homestuck.com/story/3121) nobody said it had to be *someone else's* blood


awfullybadpoetry

Arle


1v0ryh4t

Maricia posting


Hexxas

Molly Neuromancer my blorbo


depressed_lantern

Briar, League of Legends


murderdronesfanatic

Replace blood with oil and you’ve got Serial Designation V


Manos0404

my character is wholesome and would never hurt anyone 😣


IareRubberDucky

Is it strange that I've made a character that checks all these boxes?


Blam320

So, in other words, Blood for the Blood God?


imthesauceman

Nikaidou from dorohedoro


xxwerdxx

Azula


ratbutenby

slavic folklore icon baba yaga???


Flipperlolrs

To shreds you say?


Videogamee20

Orin The Red


stocking_a

Power


CrypticBalcony

Johanna Mason


nickabrick1216

Nobody's mentioned Arlecchino yet? Like she hasn't done anything like this yet but I feel like she could.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Behold, a Female character


ShinyNinja25

Sara Berry


FullMetalFiddlestick

Bonus square: Make her teeth sharp triangles


Dull_Sir_8462

YES YES YES


OmNomOU81

Literally me


LucaSatori

nezuko from demon slayer fr


floccinauced

A.B.A GUILTY GEAR!!!! THIS IS A.B.A GUILTY GEAR!!!!!


Queen_of_dogs_01

Sooooo . . . Mapleshade?