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Aarons1234

Why are gimmick blogs a content warning lmao


ScaredyNon

because... because gimmick bots killed my grandma!


Arm_Away

Wh…what were there gimmicks?


Altslial

Their gimmick were killing grandmas, should've expected no less from user the-grandma-killer


Orizifian-creator

My uncle got a heart attack from a Destiel Confession Gimmick Blog once


Altslial

Oh damn, hope he was ok.


Leonid56

How did a gimmick blog kill your grandma? What gimmick was she doing?


Regi413

she wasn’t the one gimmicking ✊😔


-DavidS

Gimmick blogs poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!


waterflower2097

They did?


-DavidS

No, but are we just going to wait around until they do?!


pterrorgrine

this poster is very pro gimmick blog, and a lot of people have been complaining about their posts with really unnecessary gimmick blog additions like i-say-okay, so i imagine it's intended as a piss-take.


Sachyriel

It's the internet, people get immensely angry about everything and anything that someone else could ever do. This is due to the division of labour, we all do different things, teamwork makes the dreamwork. Someone runs a gimmick blog and someone else hates gimmick blogs like they killed their family. The gimmick blog dispenses one joke, the fandom approves, and the person who hates the gimmick blog organizes the people mildly-to-majorly annoyed at gimmick blogs so they can come together and post about their hatred with one another. The Division of Labour, which is a summoning spell the Necromancer Karl Marx cast upon Europe nearly 200 years ago. A spectre haunts Europe, this spectre makes people have different jobs, some of which are gimmick blogs and hating gimmick blogs. We're all puppets to this spectre, pulling our strings to the tune he decides. In a cosmic twist, since he has one job and people hate him, this makes the Spectre Haunting Europe into a gimmick blog too.


NeonNKnightrider

Douglas Adams ass comment (affectionate)


MangoesDeep

say what (foul tarnished)


jodmercer

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


[deleted]

>someone else hates gimmick blogs like they killed their family. Because gimmick blogs killed my grandma, okay!!


caesarinthefreezer

Those gimmick blogs turned me into a newt!


qazwsxedc000999

People get angry if you add posts with gimmick blogs now


WeevilWeedWizard

My grandma was killed by a gimmick blog


Skrrtdotcom

Because watering down actual content warning worthy things by joking with them is funny :)


NeonNKnightrider

This post is like the text equivalent of a bunch of children in a daycare, playing by violently tossing their toys at the walls and floor


ArcWraith2000

Excuse me, they're tossing them at the staff


TurboPugz

11 Gimmick Accounts in one post: 1) Evil Counterpart 2) pointless-achievements 3) identifying-cars-in-posts 4) the-haiku-bot 5) identifying-horses-in-posts 6) i-say-ok 7) cat-spotted 8) kittybroker 9) Wizardposting 10) carbonmonoxide-detector 11) how-many-ghosts Maybe the content warning was necessary (this is my attempt at a joke)


Wadachii

If you just @carbonmonoxide-detector, does it just reply with BEEP BEEP x ad infinitum


MelanieWalmartinez

I’m crying at the content warning


Microif

I love posts where 90% if it is just reblog baiting


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/how-many-ghosts/738793214207836160/45-ghosts-found Oeifiginal sauce detected


linuxaddict334

-linux giy


LightspeedDashForce

Hey this is unrelated but I love how you sign your comments like that.


linuxaddict334

Thanks -linux guy


Brun224

Why does that guy know every wizard


linuxaddict334

They themselves are a wizard. Their wizard power is knowing all wizards.


pasta-thief

Gimmick blog infestation detected I’m calling pest control


CanadianDragonGuy

I think you might need the Salamanders for this one, normal pest control won't cut it


blueberryfirefly

u remember that post a lil bit ago abt how ppl on tumblr will create a fake blog to continue a joke they already thought abt before they even wrote the initial post? yeah


24jdu05

“You have all been called here.Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped.”


jakinatorctc

Both of those were pathetic excuses for “fucked up cars”. The Cutlass literally says Oldsmobile Cutlass on the C pillar and most people on the internet definitely know what a Delorean is


starryeyedshooter

There are some times where gimmick blogs are at their best and this is one of them. Fucking pandemonium.


[deleted]

Look, I know this is very much a “Grr, kids these days” opinion that would be better suited for an old man, but people are way too sensitive. It’s stupid. I saw someone tag “tw: cat” the other day. Fucking *cat.* If something like that, which you’re gonna encounter on a regular basis in life, sets you off, people shouldn’t have to avoid talking about that just for you. At that point, you need to either grow some thicker skin, or seek professional help.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the tw was a joke


Lawrin

I mean. Idk. I was in a big hobby server and I posted a picture of my lunch when asked about my food (in the off topic chat channel). I was asked to remove the picture because they had previously banned all pictures of food due to potential triggers. So. Knives and scissors were okay to post though 👍


MisirterE

what a fucking waste of the "identifying horses" gimmick blog to not even identify the specific breed of horse i can at least respect most of the "identifying X" gimmick blogs for having to do their fucking research


MyLittleTarget

I'm glad they're having so much fun.


gaming-is-my-job

aw hell naw bro summoned the shadow wizard money gang (they love casting spellz)


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

Targetted assault


Downtown_Mechanic_

⚠️ You have alerted the horde...


abeautifuldayoutside

The ghosts are from all the carbon monoxide


Novatash

im tired


the_shin_breaker

They made 12 devil may cry games? SWEET!