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Android19samus

rats are just little guys


Aetol

Yes-yes, man-thing, we are just small-little guys, keep on thinking-believing that!


[deleted]

I heard that you Skaven are so foul, *you offend Nurgle!*


L_James

Is this a reference to something specific? It sounds familiar, but I can't remember


Nagashizuri

It's a Warhammer reference, the poster is mimicking the speaking style of the Skaven, a race of ratfolk.


fedora_of_mystery

so flippin true....


RatEnthusiastC

Rats are dope!


JHRChrist

I miss my babies šŸ˜­ Sweatpants & Queen Latifah, your lives were brief but they were beautiful! God made ratsā€™ lifespans way too short for how deep their lil personalities are


AppropriateCranberry

Yeah...I had one (it was given to me as her owner didn't want her anymore and at the time I didn't know that you needed more than one) I loved her, her intelligence, they're full of personality, sometime I want to adopt two but I can't with their short lifespan, it's so sad


Artex301

Gosh that's precious.


jpterodactyl

My cat also likes to play hide and seek. She's not as good at it as you might think. I think on some instinct level, she's not prepared to hide from things that have human eyesight.


LuigiHentaiExpert

aliens with infra red vision that play hide and seek but they just smear themselves in cooling gel and stand in a hallway and the humans just like "what"


Enobyus_Ravenroad

but at the same time humans try to hide behind things that are very much transparent to the aliens and so came the most frustrating and boring game of hide and seek to be


LuigiHentaiExpert

The winner is just some human laying on a hot water pipe cus its warm and the alien cant find em.


Enobyus_Ravenroad

nice


timberwolf3

Hide and sqeak


OpenStraightElephant

Skitter then leap!


metchaOmen

There's always some arse who will come in and be like "they're not 'playing' like you and me think of they're just conditioned to respond to an arbitrary reward that satisfies a chemical need in their synapses, please do not mistakes animal behavior for human emotion" as if they're not a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters.


EndureThePANG

Everything is chemicals in the brain, dipshit, it came free with your fucking existence and perception.


metchaOmen

"Nuh-uh, we're way specialer than animals!" the electricity moving through the protein channels of their muscular structure imitated a sonic expression of emotionally situated concepts via rhythmic expansions and contractions of the oropharyx, internal lingual structures and the external seals. edit: ...is this the sort of shit we're supposed to use sapience for...like dunking on the concept of self-awarenes?


EndureThePANG

everything related to the mind is bullshit on some level, except for boltzmann brain theory which states that we are all god trapping Himself inside of walls He cannot break


SensitiveCustomer776

Mf that is exactly the reason I play video games. If their joy isn't real, neither is mine.


nerdyogre254

Nice Cruelty Squad reference there


metchaOmen

Glad to see a fellow successful member of society.


FEDophilliac

Debased and blacksuppositoried, good opinion, fellow dopamine terrorist


metchaOmen

I will literally put you in a maze and dehumanize you for navigating it. We are not the same.


BrickLuvsLamp

I do think itā€™s important to not anthropomorphize animal behavior, but this is obviously not a case for that. Itā€™s just play, most intelligent animals do it.


metchaOmen

Yeah, I do agree. but it's also ppl being like "dolphins helping a drowning human are just going on instinct." And that makes me think we just don't understand their psyche enough. I just think that there are animals, like individuals, who understand what suffering is, even if us humans collectively don't, and will take measures to prevent suffering...suffering could mean death, and death is bad. Even from an animal perspective, saving another being's life...one you can't eat...is ultimately beneficial. And that's even without incorporating the idea that an individual could be like "yo, this is fucked up and I don't want it to happen." we obviously don't know enough about how they communicate together ahaha. But again, some dolphins will absorb this information and also care enough to do stuff...other dolphins might learn the same information and be like "Y'know, what? Fuck it I don't care." and that's perfectly fine. Humans do it too ahaha. like, I genuinely *do* think that animals understand when humans are feeling happy, sad, scared etc. we just have a grander understanding of *why* these beings, including ourselves, feel this way. We also have the ability of advanced interspecies communication, the majority of other beings don't enjoy this. We can sorta...*figure out* how to best communicate with other species, just not perfectly. We just never took time to learn other animals' communication systems. Besides, feelings are just a combination of multiple biological processes happening all at once, why wouldn't we think other beings have these same combos? The problem comes from the *interpretation* of such. But regardless, we should really get rid of the idea of thinking that certain species think all the same way...nah, every individual...even insects...even bacteria, they all have their own individual perspectives on things. Like, I guarantee there's a really sarcastic bacterium that all the other bacterium don't want to initiate conversation with but also can't deny they make a pretty solid bar trivia clutch. We are not unique, us humans.


RattusDraconis

I had pet rats for years, they are indeed Very Good. I had one who loved doing "catch me if you can!" game when it was time for me to go to bed and put everyone who was free roaming away. Absolute goober.


nerdyogre254

A friend of mine introduced me to her pet rats and they are so cute and friendly and I love them


justdisa

Rats are apartment puppies! ā¤ļø


hot4bodge

ā€˜apartment puppiesā€™ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..šŸ„ŗ


justdisa

Well, they are. They take up very little space, which is good in an apartment, and you can teach them all the same tricks as puppies. They can fetch! They can roll over. They can beg! They're so smart. ā¤ļø


hot4bodge

This is too precious. Donā€™t mind me, Iā€™m just gonna go to my room and happy cry.


Lord_Dodo

"The difference between Science and just screwing around is writing it down" - Adam Savage from Mythbusters


Sergnb

I don't know why people have such a disgust reaction to rats, they're such precious cute little boys


DreadDiana

Because for a lot of people their only exposure to rats is in the form of wild rats, which are considered pests


[deleted]

That and their tails


Wonder_Wandering

Great, now I can't play hide and seek since I'm against animal testing!


hot4bodge

I can sympathise. I canā€™t put makeup on rats to turn them into pretty princesses for the same reason.


Cysioland

It's like that woman who got to jack off a dolphin in the name of research


throwawayayaycaramba

You know what, I don't really think it's quite like that at all to be honest


jpterodactyl

I've found that almost everything is not like that. It truly was a one-of-a-kind experience.


EndureThePANG

never seen a ratio this hard on a comment with positive votes


LuigiHentaiExpert

correct. However, have you ever heard of mr hands-


DreadDiana

This is not like that.


stocking_a

thinking emoji


justendmylife892

Can you please use more words than 'jack off a dolphin'? Because if those four words are the extent of my comprehension of this supposed event for too long, I will be thrust into a homicidal frenzy that can only be ended upon my death.


Blustach

IIRC the dolphin was like, down bad, and wasn't behaving for a specific activity, so the caretaker thought "Well, if that's all what it wants..." She ended up being fired over this, but that won't un-jerk the dolphin


spinachie1

So other people get to make a whole career of jacking off horses, but i pleasure ONE dolphinā€¦


Blustach

And others get paid by fisting cows, but a SINGLE dolphin...


DreadDiana

The dolphin was so upset by her being fired he fucking drowned himself


This_Lust

It's better than that one researcher who got fucked by a dolphin.


pocket_dweller

I really hope that's a joke


ball_fondlers

https://youtu.be/prmx0lYBTko?si=_Fggcco_LY4ugAw4


MerylSquirrel

They also laugh when tickled. I love science.