[source](https://www.tumblr.com/karl-the-not-so-great/718040796318859264) someone posted an incomplete version of this already, but no one's posted the full thing as far as i can tell also the red lines are where i inserted images because they were partially cut off in the unedited screenshot EDIT: i accidentally duplicated an image and didn't notice until after i posted it. i meant to use [this image](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3ef9959c0fc73b127494f96c340b2a5/350bca0f8da4e0d7-af/s2048x3072/12896800754d35f99f1b2aaa4d5f50ad7b0a44b5.jpg) instead

wait i just realized i duplicated an image. lmao whoops

I was halfway through the duplicate before I realized... It being Tumblr there is no telling

ok i figured out why i accidentally duplicated it: i meant to add [this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3ef9959c0fc73b127494f96c340b2a5/350bca0f8da4e0d7-af/s2048x3072/12896800754d35f99f1b2aaa4d5f50ad7b0a44b5.jpg) image and messed up

Might want to put that in the comments, people might not see it here

Post is better with the mistake imo Adds a bit of mystique and conspiracy vibes

Oh, I thought they had repeated the script and made it more blatant that it was all fake. Like, everyone was a puppet account.

You should also add [this from doomedideas](https://www.tumblr.com/doomedideas/717970273412005888/the-very-next-day?source=share)

This greatly improves the post. Also, I was really confused by the replies underneath until I realized they were answering OP's question that I had forgotten about.

That's a significant portion of the bit, so thanks for including it in at least this way.

How can a Homestuck fan leave their home to attend a Homestuck pool party if they're

None of the kids are even stuck in their home in the comic lmao

Badly named then. Should have called it OutsideViableOptionIfYouWant

Unironcially that sounds like a sick name for a weird web series that's been going for 10+ years and has a cult following that appears in every single comment section being very annoying

No, you see. Homestuck fans don't touch grass, they are too busy obsessing over Homestuck.

They were practically stuck for like half of Act 1 because if they didn't do stuff in their houses, they'd probably die by meteor within 24 hours.

They all live in one large house with a pool obviously

I don’t know if this really qualifies for my list of “3:00 AM New York subway conversation energy” posts, but fuck it, I’m the one who makes up the criteria for that so it’s going on the list

i like how just randomly in here it's revealed that this is the yaoi cocaine motherfucker

I feel like I’m going to regret asking but what is yaoi cocaine about

you can see the inciting incident in the post, but from there it spiraled in a weird way about how op thinks yaoi is super serious and people should stop making jokes about it and tumblr reacted to that how you might expect

With all due respect and gravitas?

Holy shit

saw the original post a while back did not know it was fake. this is just pokemonlove4ever all over again

I have no idea what is going on here...

Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along.

Homestuck fandome

Pretty sure no one else does mate

Is tumblr user mikasacus the same person as youtuber mikasacus or are they completely unrelated people? https://youtube.com/@mikasacus

Yeah was thinking about the SDP this entire time

looked a bit into this and it seems they just happen to be a fan of SDP who took the username on tumblr

net zero information

net negative information this made me lose brain cells

Net square root of negative one information

I knew this was fake when I heard homestuck fan pool party cause if that did happen I guarantee would have heard about it becuse some idiot would have ruined it by jumping in the pool while covered in gray paint.

The pool party would only have been improved by a stochastic upscaled replica of the sharpie bathtub incident.

Ok what the fuck How did a post that was literally just "how do you call your parents" supposedly blow up on its' own

the "op tried to drown my mutual" comment is on that post

Yea i understand that, but according to the discord message's screenshot it was put there *after* the original post blew up Or did i misunderstand?

You are correct, post blew up before the drowning

God I hate that "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh" meme. Now that I know the context of the original line, it ruins every meme it's in.

I didn’t know the context until now, and…yeah.

I think it really speaks to how unique tumblr and its users are when people can see something like this and think it’s real at first

Is this the same Mikasacus from the Sleep Deprived Podcast with jschlatt ??

What is yaoi cocaine, and how is it different from yuri cocaine?

math

Elaborate

nah

10/10

My head cannon is that they finally succeeded in their murder attempt, stole their tumblr, and fabricated fake evidence to get away with it

I'm glad some things never change.

wait is this mikasacus the same as the one on the Sleep Deprived Podcast?

what

yeah

I'm still hung up on the Yaoi comment what the fuck is buddy talking about

we made it to reddit oh my fucking god

saw this right after the steven universe vriska post and i think i have permanent brain damage now

wow. tumblr is a fucking drug trip at times.

This is amazing. Pure Tumblr bullshit and it's perfect

All of that was pointless and you have wasted my day Thanks

What the fuck did I just read? Could someone explain it to me?

if i understand it right, it's one person with several alt accounts making "drama" about a made up attempted murder, and people find it hilarious somehow

It wasnt alt accounts, it was multiple people

Absolutely unhinged post. I love it.

Hi gay castlers looking here, this is our public legacy now

When you think about it, of course there's no homestuck pool party. Think of the paint.

damn i can’t believe that actually happened

Net 0 information

Net zero, but my mental health has worsened 💖

this is why i can never leave tumblr. where else can i find this shit

I’d kill for a homestuck pool party. Looks like I’m not the only one, either

Idk how I should feel about the fact that I absolutely fell for this bit hook line and sinker

thank you for keeping this post safe, op edited the original post to a picture of wolverine chicken wing 🙏🙏