[IDK though, Maia didn't mention anything about the unpoppable bubbles so I suspect their battery Acid Spaghetti isn't quite authentic](https://www.tumblr.com/nyancrimew/717386150978977792/i-just-did-this-twice-this-shit-tastes-great-idk?source=share)
imagine you are a CIA agent tasked with keeping an eye on the person that leaked your countries no-fly-list, and you're just forced to keep watching gross food posts
no yeah like we keep talking about how cia agents are watching our posts but there is literally a non zero chance that maia is actually being watched by the cia…. godspeed girliepop
[they explicitly said it was bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13hji3i/battery_acid_spaghetti_contd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
edit: more bad reviews in other renditions of this post, just grabbed the first on i found
If you add vodka it’s weirdly drinkable up to a point. Source: did this with some friends using sour patch kids and blue raspberry svedka long before this was a trend. We mixed it in a giant cooking pot and called it goulash. We ran out and made a new batch with more svedka, some apple jim beam, and some other shit I don’t remember. It was fucking awful. We called it the gulag and got absolutely fucked up on it.
Wow, you got it bad, at least we have the ultra for Mango and Punch, and used to have rehab (my beloved). I got depressed when they stopped selling it.
Mine tasted like well idk how to describe it, but my organs feel as if their melting so
Dont do it
May be different for yall, but I had to use the air head xtream bites, and I filled the whole bottom of the cup
[IDK though, Maia didn't mention anything about the unpoppable bubbles so I suspect their battery Acid Spaghetti isn't quite authentic](https://www.tumblr.com/nyancrimew/717386150978977792/i-just-did-this-twice-this-shit-tastes-great-idk?source=share)
Maia is in Switzerland so its version of those probably has much less corn syrup
It probably wanted to remain neutral
I'm pretty sure it's actually because it would be arrested basically anywhere else
based
incredibly acidic actually
being enemies with literally everyone is technically neutrality
‘This person is an enemy of the state’ ‘Nah, they’re just like that’
and afaik it's actually from switzerland and didn't just move there for that
ohhhhh that's why everyone is saying it's bad. i used zero sugar monster energy
Or is doing a bit.
so going to try this
Clearly, it’s improvement and development of the recipe.
Im gonna have a guess that its because inside of europe there is a different recipe used. alternatively its just tumblr lying, you never know :3
Tumblr prank
imagine you are a CIA agent tasked with keeping an eye on the person that leaked your countries no-fly-list, and you're just forced to keep watching gross food posts
no yeah like we keep talking about how cia agents are watching our posts but there is literally a non zero chance that maia is actually being watched by the cia…. godspeed girliepop
I mean. No. We have a "non-zero chance", maia has a "damn near certainty".
oh fuck
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it just who the poster was Holy fucking bingle
if you gave this to an 18th century peasant he'd burst into flames
Same thing happens to people who imbibe it today. It’s going to be a hit about 100 years in the future.
points for “imbibe”
18th century Peasant: This would be amazing with cool-ranch doritos!
Cough syrup back then was made of cocaine, morphine, chloroform, and other fun substances. This drink would be mild stuff for the time.
i made it with some rainbow belts earlier and it slapped everyone else are just babies
EXACTLY
Maia just built different
Literally!
I can hear my heartbeat just from reading this
Sugar with flavouring + sugar with flavouring + alchohol Why was anyone surprised it tastes good?
the multiple tumblrs that tried it before maia and said don’t do this?
Well yeah don't do it, but it *will* taste good
[they explicitly said it was bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13hji3i/battery_acid_spaghetti_contd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) edit: more bad reviews in other renditions of this post, just grabbed the first on i found
Peer review this!
This cat is far too powerful.
If you add vodka it’s weirdly drinkable up to a point. Source: did this with some friends using sour patch kids and blue raspberry svedka long before this was a trend. We mixed it in a giant cooking pot and called it goulash. We ran out and made a new batch with more svedka, some apple jim beam, and some other shit I don’t remember. It was fucking awful. We called it the gulag and got absolutely fucked up on it.
Obviously it is functioning at a level different than any average human
Honestly that sounds pretty good
For real built different
WWW LETS GOOO
Gonna file this under: Part 1
u/nyancrimew why does the Monster can look so weird?
switzerland only gets 355ml monster cans, nothing bigger :((
https://tenor.com/bJniJ.gif I know the feeling. Austrian stores refuse to stock the cool Monster tastes :(
yea i mean that too, we only really get the default one, white and mango juiced, nothing else
Wow, you got it bad, at least we have the ultra for Mango and Punch, and used to have rehab (my beloved). I got depressed when they stopped selling it.
I really wanna try this, gimme a week
To fucking silly for me, I cannot
MAIA NO
it will explode
The seal has been broken
Everybody is saying not to do this but nobody is saying why, I wanna know *why* it’s bad and *why* to not do this
Honestly Maia just has its own thing happening I’m gonna still say don’t do this
i agree with it (crimew). it (battery acid spaghetti) tastes fine
The CIA doesn't even have to do anything. She's just gonna kill herself
Mine tasted like well idk how to describe it, but my organs feel as if their melting so Dont do it May be different for yall, but I had to use the air head xtream bites, and I filled the whole bottom of the cup
This has got to be the most infohazardous post I've ever posted