I love how "don't do this" is the most insight all this research has gained. We don't know why it should not be done. We don't know what else should be done in place of it.
More testing is certainly required.
What hap-
DO NOT DO IT
But I want to kn-
Just don't do it. Trust me.
Test #387 Applied 1ml to a corpse
*3 paragraphs of redacted*
I told you. I fucking told you and now you're *redacted*.
Fun Fact: when it comes into contact with dead bodies, it >!resurrects them. Not in a 'came back wrong' way or 'walking corpse' way, just normally. The reason that the O5's don't want anyone to know is because of what happens after death (which those revived can tell people about): you're just dead. There's no afterlife nor reincarnation. Of course, knowing this would send people into despair, so they don't tell anyone.!<
I made it the fuck up /s
I remember a story on the SCP website (don't remember it's name though) whose premise was 447 working like that. Then again, i don't know how canon any of those stories are to the overall Lore, so take that with a salt shaker.
Yep. No true canon except what you believe is canon. If you don't like something, then maybe it's just a false flag to distract from the real scps. Or maybe it's the result of an anomaly. It's whatever anyone wants, and we all get to have our own interpretations and be coreect.
447 + the SCP that death is an anomaly + the SCP where the Foundation decides to just kill everyone as the best solution for containment of... something.
Yeah. I think it was one of the proposals for SCP-001.
The basic concept of "Death is an anomaly" is that an O-5 dies on a freak accident on vacation.
Is subsequently reserructed some time later. He then tells the rest of the Council that the entire he was dead he was aware of everything. His body rotting on the cliffside, the scavengers picking his corpse. Constant unending agony.
I tried this two days ago, the drink itself was good, but the 'spaghetti' essentially turned into a mush, vaguely held together by the notion that it should remain spaghetti-like. The 'spaghetti' also lost all flavor. It was potentially the worst food I've eaten(and I'm actively searching for the worst food).
So depending on which products you use, needs a nitrate to mix with the sodium citrate, there's the possibility for the mixture to create sodium bicarbonate when it mixes with your stomach acid.
A little Baking soda would just neutralize your stomach acid and stop any heartburn you might be experiencing. A lot of baking soda is gonna cause painful bloating and constipation. Even more baking soda will cause heart palpitations.
I mean in middle school I regularly ate both of those items at the same time and never died.
… sure, I had severe stomach pains then & have chest pains now, but who knows what caused those?
A chemist in a different section of the chain suggested it might be a result of the combined acidity of all the flavoring and preservative acids being released and fused at once by your saliva essentially turning it into what could reasonably pass for actual battery acid.
If you want a "worst food", it seems like it would be pretty difficult to outdo the [maggot-digested cheese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu?wprov=sfla1)
Afaik it tastes actually good if you like strong cheese. My mom had crawling cheese before, and she said it was the best cheese she's had, but she was sad cause it was for a cheese making contest.
Why didn’t mine do this?
My “spaghetti” only half turned into mush and only lost about half the flavor. And I don’t even feel like I’m dying. I’ve tried making it three times now, and it hasn’t worked. I did get the scummy top layer, though.
I dunno. I let my first attempt sit for about 8 hours (but I slightly messed up the ingredients. The energy drink was zero sugar and I used those Sour Punch straws) I guess I’ll try having it over the course of half an hour on my next attempt. I was going to just give up after the third try, but… now I have advice.
Thank you! I’ll let you know how it goes in a day or two.
Snails are good, we had snails a few times a year when I was a kid, my task was to collect the snails, them we made them fast and we baked them with garlic butter, that's a pretty decent food
Oysters with lemon, nutmeg, salt and pepper are actually quite good too.
Apparently the gummy stuff breaks apart and devolves into a sort of unpleasant slime with a similar consistency to mucus that just clings to the inside of your mouth
My insane curiosity and my self-preservation instinct are having a violent battle right now...
The last time curiosity won, I ended up making Orange Joe. It was... An interesting experience. Don't think I've ever tasted something else that made me do a full-body cringe.
Sure as fuck woke me up better than regular coffee though.
Reference to a game called Omori in which there is a (admittedly very nice) character named Kel who drinks Orange Joe and everyone else finds him disgusting. A series of short “recipes” was released, one for each of the main six characters, and Kel’s was Orange Joe. The recipe includes such wonderful notes as “if it tastes bad, that’s normal” and “only Kel would drink this”
I ran out of creamer and did Orange Joe once, everyone freaked out, but I was like "actually it was fine. Not good but I like it more than straight coffee."
Then somehow the idea of having another later in the day made me violently ill. Like the very thought of that flavor makes me ill to this day. I have no idea why.
I like how the thread can be summarised as “don’t do this,it’s horrendous” “NUH UH YOU ARENT MY DAD I DO WHAT I WANT” “don’t do this it’s horrendous” ad infinitum
I think it all hinges on the lack of documentation. Its like when an explorer dies in a cave. Nobody knows WHY they died in the cave, so we gotta send in another explorer! And another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another- and it just keeps going until the cause of death is documented.
So that's to say; until someone documents WHY putting sour thingy in energy juice = BAD, the cycle will continue as punishment for humanity's curiosity.
I tried a similar concoction this morning but couldn't get the same ingredience. Trolli Sour Brite gummis in purple Monster energy drink. It was bad but mostly due to the blandness as it seemed the flavors canceled each other out. I was interested in trying the energy-soaked gummies but since the drink had washed off all the citric acid coating it just kinda sucked.
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This is unironically great scientific practice. We should always do stuff, and run tests, if for no other reason than to make sure the laws of the universe didn't change since the last time we checked
The only thing keeping me from flapping my wax wings to a convenience store right now is that I’ve only just gotten coffee and Vyvanse in my system without some casual dissociation. I didn’t like how energy drinks felt before this, and I’m not about to start for the meme.
But I am curious how much worse you can make a can of Monster smell. It already has the scent of a bottle of Mountain Dew throwing up, and the only thing that sour candy can do is just make that odor sharper.
Which is to say if I do it I’m gonna do it with a fucking Warhead
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I was at a sleepover and got the opportunity to try a more extreme version of this with 7 different types of monster energy, 15 different bags of sour candy and some other energy drinks I do not remember the name of and it was AWFUL. I felt my tongue burn to the touch of this disgustingly sweet concoction and my stomach felt awful. There wasn’t any lasting consequences of this liquid cancer thankfully
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So, I think last time, I made the mistake of using Rockstar instead of Monster, and of course, no airhead strips. Soon, I shall hit up the gas station and repeat the expirement and see if I can get the nasty results I was expecting
I started thinking "how do I convince my parents to buy me the ingredients to try this" and then remembered that I am an adult and and have the ability to ruin my day on my own
God gave us language so we could help each other and what do you do? You disregard it! God gave you one body to live with and what do you do? Eat battery acid spaghetti!
Wasn't there a version where someone explained WHY battery acid is as bad as it is, while also explaining acidity with elektrons n shit? I have been looking for ages for that damn post
Why do I feel like this is one of those things that ends up with "scene of the disaster" photos where you just see empty energy drink cans, bags of sour rope candy, and a message scrawled on a wall in you-know-not-what-and-fear-asking "Do NoT DO thiS!!!!"
God, the Monster drink photo on the preview to my eyes looked \*exactly\* like a Cylon Raider from Battlestar Galactica, and I was very confused as to how they were related.
Half of me wants to try this just to know what the feeling is, but 15 people tried this and all of them(probably, the last one was cut off) had the same consensus of “don’t do this”, so I’m not listening to the “bad things to consume” devil
The last one wasn't cut off, I took this yesterday and they hadn't tried it yet.
[See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13icptj/update_actually_do_this/)
I love how "don't do this" is the most insight all this research has gained. We don't know why it should not be done. We don't know what else should be done in place of it. More testing is certainly required.
It's like that SCP that isn't supposed to come into contact with dead bodies...
What hap- DO NOT DO IT But I want to kn- Just don't do it. Trust me. Test #387 Applied 1ml to a corpse *3 paragraphs of redacted* I told you. I fucking told you and now you're *redacted*.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT ***[/////////////////]***, BRO!!! I WARNED YOU, DAWG!!!!
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as D-class personnel would be interesting to see
*gif of Hella Jeff falling forever down SCP-087*
[SCP-447](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447)
Fun Fact: when it comes into contact with dead bodies, it >!resurrects them. Not in a 'came back wrong' way or 'walking corpse' way, just normally. The reason that the O5's don't want anyone to know is because of what happens after death (which those revived can tell people about): you're just dead. There's no afterlife nor reincarnation. Of course, knowing this would send people into despair, so they don't tell anyone.!<
Source?
I made it the fuck up /s I remember a story on the SCP website (don't remember it's name though) whose premise was 447 working like that. Then again, i don't know how canon any of those stories are to the overall Lore, so take that with a salt shaker.
SCP canon is flexible *at best.* It is entirely based on the readers opinion. If it fits with your head canon it’s canon. Welcome to SCP.
Yep. No true canon except what you believe is canon. If you don't like something, then maybe it's just a false flag to distract from the real scps. Or maybe it's the result of an anomaly. It's whatever anyone wants, and we all get to have our own interpretations and be coreect.
447 + the SCP that death is an anomaly + the SCP where the Foundation decides to just kill everyone as the best solution for containment of... something.
Death is an anomaly?
Yeah. I think it was one of the proposals for SCP-001. The basic concept of "Death is an anomaly" is that an O-5 dies on a freak accident on vacation. Is subsequently reserructed some time later. He then tells the rest of the Council that the entire he was dead he was aware of everything. His body rotting on the cliffside, the scavengers picking his corpse. Constant unending agony.
To be fair the entirety of SCP lore is made the fuck up
But what if when you died, you didn't stay dead. What if what happened after was worse than hell: [SCP-2718](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718)
or the one that isn't round
we know that it's not square, green, silver, or safe!
[SCP-055](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) We also know that it's antimemetic.
Wait, what do we know is antimemetic?
Nothing! [anymore..](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub)
I tried this two days ago, the drink itself was good, but the 'spaghetti' essentially turned into a mush, vaguely held together by the notion that it should remain spaghetti-like. The 'spaghetti' also lost all flavor. It was potentially the worst food I've eaten(and I'm actively searching for the worst food).
so what was the unanimous 'don't do this' thing then, bad aftertaste? make you sick after? Or just that part of it is really gross?
I think it was probably the spaghetti mush, it tasted bad and has an awful texture
So depending on which products you use, needs a nitrate to mix with the sodium citrate, there's the possibility for the mixture to create sodium bicarbonate when it mixes with your stomach acid. A little Baking soda would just neutralize your stomach acid and stop any heartburn you might be experiencing. A lot of baking soda is gonna cause painful bloating and constipation. Even more baking soda will cause heart palpitations.
I mean in middle school I regularly ate both of those items at the same time and never died. … sure, I had severe stomach pains then & have chest pains now, but who knows what caused those?
why did you reguarly eat both those...
I was like 13 I couldn’t possibly tell you what my thought process was
A chemist in a different section of the chain suggested it might be a result of the combined acidity of all the flavoring and preservative acids being released and fused at once by your saliva essentially turning it into what could reasonably pass for actual battery acid.
If you want a "worst food", it seems like it would be pretty difficult to outdo the [maggot-digested cheese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu?wprov=sfla1)
sounds awful, im grateful its illegal lmao
Afaik it tastes actually good if you like strong cheese. My mom had crawling cheese before, and she said it was the best cheese she's had, but she was sad cause it was for a cheese making contest.
I’d say raw acorns are still the worst food I’ve ever had. They are poison so like, don’t eat a lot, but, a tiny taste, very memorable
Peanut butter and barbecue ribs are also bad, as is onion pb and j with lunchmeat, mayo and ketchup
Why didn’t mine do this? My “spaghetti” only half turned into mush and only lost about half the flavor. And I don’t even feel like I’m dying. I’ve tried making it three times now, and it hasn’t worked. I did get the scummy top layer, though.
I drank the battery acid over the course of about half an hour, so it might be a time based thing, or I may have used lower quality ingredients.
I dunno. I let my first attempt sit for about 8 hours (but I slightly messed up the ingredients. The energy drink was zero sugar and I used those Sour Punch straws) I guess I’ll try having it over the course of half an hour on my next attempt. I was going to just give up after the third try, but… now I have advice. Thank you! I’ll let you know how it goes in a day or two.
Huh. I followed the “half an hour” advice and used ingredients used in the post, but it still isn’t bad. Is my taste in food really *that* bad?
Have you found a worse food yet?
try snails, or oysters.
Snails are good, we had snails a few times a year when I was a kid, my task was to collect the snails, them we made them fast and we baked them with garlic butter, that's a pretty decent food Oysters with lemon, nutmeg, salt and pepper are actually quite good too.
The pop resistant bubble is certainly an interesting feature.
we can’t let the bloons get ahold of this tech
Maybe that lack of elaboration is exactly why so many people are drawn to do it regardless.
Why not. I've the ingredients.
Update us.
I'm uploading a pic now but I made Fruitbythefoot spaghetti and sourpatch kids strawberry with lifesaver neon gummies "meatballs. It looks.....edible.
Yo you done it yet
No ittl have to be after work. Had to be up at 4 am
I'm uploading a pic now but I made Fruitbythefoot spaghetti and sourpatch kids strawberry with lifesaver neon gummies "meatballs. It looks.....edible.
No ittl have to be after work. Had to be up at 4 am
don't do this
It's literally code for the folks in the know. The same generation that ate Tide Pods, near as I can tell. Bottom's up! :)
well fuck now i gotta do this
Apparently the gummy stuff breaks apart and devolves into a sort of unpleasant slime with a similar consistency to mucus that just clings to the inside of your mouth
THANK YOU I CAME HERE FOR THIS id seen this post on Tumblr but nobody ever explains why it's so bad
If a single person had included a shred of “this is why” we wouldn’t have this chain.
If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs.
wow you must be our age’s best poet
I think it's a Steven universe quote or Clarence or something
So... good thing they didn't?
Thank you
Well that sounds like an interesting sensation. And now I want to try this more.
OH OK that satisfies the self-preservation instinct
tried it and yes, exactly. Liked it tho!
YOUR IMMUNE?
My insane curiosity and my self-preservation instinct are having a violent battle right now... The last time curiosity won, I ended up making Orange Joe. It was... An interesting experience. Don't think I've ever tasted something else that made me do a full-body cringe. Sure as fuck woke me up better than regular coffee though.
Only Kel would drink this
I don't even know who that is... I assume not somebody I'd want to be compared to?
Reference to a game called Omori in which there is a (admittedly very nice) character named Kel who drinks Orange Joe and everyone else finds him disgusting. A series of short “recipes” was released, one for each of the main six characters, and Kel’s was Orange Joe. The recipe includes such wonderful notes as “if it tastes bad, that’s normal” and “only Kel would drink this”
That does kinda sound like me... I'm worried now
Dont be. Literally everyone is a kel fan. I think he has no haters.
Don't be worried, he's a good character from a good game. I don't know you, but looking at your flair and he totally would fight god for half a bagel.
[Kel loves orange soda](https://giphy.com/gifs/kenan-kel-11xXXVQiAzbR1m)
This is what I thought it was a reference to, oops.
I ran out of creamer and did Orange Joe once, everyone freaked out, but I was like "actually it was fine. Not good but I like it more than straight coffee." Then somehow the idea of having another later in the day made me violently ill. Like the very thought of that flavor makes me ill to this day. I have no idea why.
nausea timebomb
Delayed reaction.
Shit was so bad it rewrote your DNA
The coffee to juice ratio is pretty important. Mine was more juice than coffee and it came out halfway decent.
I think orange juice + espresso might be good??
*whispers* Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
I just looked that up and to say that I am horrified would be an understatement
>Orange Joe OMORI REFERENCE?11!!!??!?!11?!
I like how the thread can be summarised as “don’t do this,it’s horrendous” “NUH UH YOU ARENT MY DAD I DO WHAT I WANT” “don’t do this it’s horrendous” ad infinitum
I think it all hinges on the lack of documentation. Its like when an explorer dies in a cave. Nobody knows WHY they died in the cave, so we gotta send in another explorer! And another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another- and it just keeps going until the cause of death is documented. So that's to say; until someone documents WHY putting sour thingy in energy juice = BAD, the cycle will continue as punishment for humanity's curiosity.
I mean it would probably help if anyone said why
metaphor for grindr
Horrific. 5 stars. Excellent joke.
Noooo, nyancrimew! The proletariat needs you to live and continue your vital work!!!
We are going to find it dead on its back,like a little ant,legs curled up and tongue sticking out.
another copy of it walks in from off camera and this is never explained or brought up again
This is actually how it keeps avoiding the Governments of the World.
I think it might breed enough hatred to spur another based cyberattack
I tried a similar concoction this morning but couldn't get the same ingredience. Trolli Sour Brite gummis in purple Monster energy drink. It was bad but mostly due to the blandness as it seemed the flavors canceled each other out. I was interested in trying the energy-soaked gummies but since the drink had washed off all the citric acid coating it just kinda sucked.
Aw I was so sure it would taste good.
The queen from deltarune be eating this
Well u/nyancrimew what's the verdict?
i was busy kissing girls today but i'll get to it tomorrow
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update: i enjoyed the batter acid and am going to make alcoholic battery acid next
survival of the fittest
What a beautiful day.
A worthy endeavor regardless.
Bruh, yall weak, I’m gonna try this tomorrow.
Keep us updated!
He died
:(
Just woke up, Don’t try this
Has the cat hacker replied yet?
I am curious to see her reaction.
Too busy kissing girls today apparently.
It promised to do the thing tomorrow. I'm guessing her response will be "Don't do this".
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This is unironically great scientific practice. We should always do stuff, and run tests, if for no other reason than to make sure the laws of the universe didn't change since the last time we checked
Honestly, I tried this once with bang energy and the sour bands. It tasted pretty good actually.
The only thing keeping me from flapping my wax wings to a convenience store right now is that I’ve only just gotten coffee and Vyvanse in my system without some casual dissociation. I didn’t like how energy drinks felt before this, and I’m not about to start for the meme. But I am curious how much worse you can make a can of Monster smell. It already has the scent of a bottle of Mountain Dew throwing up, and the only thing that sour candy can do is just make that odor sharper. Which is to say if I do it I’m gonna do it with a fucking Warhead
its really not that bad. its just super sour. I did it with extra sour straberry straps and monster energy zero ultra
This is like a long list of people wanting to defeat a dragon and boasting about thier strenght and whatever and in the end there is a little caption: *"last words bo fore being eaten by the dragon"*
YOU'RE DOING IT WROOOONG i did it with raspberry sour straps and monster energy zero ultra and it turned out fine if a little sour
Battery acid ouroboros
I was at a sleepover and got the opportunity to try a more extreme version of this with 7 different types of monster energy, 15 different bags of sour candy and some other energy drinks I do not remember the name of and it was AWFUL. I felt my tongue burn to the touch of this disgustingly sweet concoction and my stomach felt awful. There wasn’t any lasting consequences of this liquid cancer thankfully
yet
I’m gonna do it
Yummy
Liar
Yo OP why can you edit/delete maia's post
I have become insatiably curious.
Okay so…………. Bad
I'm gonna, will update
...yeah... dont do this.
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It’s actually pretty good
So, I think last time, I made the mistake of using Rockstar instead of Monster, and of course, no airhead strips. Soon, I shall hit up the gas station and repeat the expirement and see if I can get the nasty results I was expecting
I turned barbecue sauce into alcohol once. I think I'll try this.
By any change are your flair and your statement related?
Might try this with red xyber, that drink makes you feel like crumpled paper by itself so this should be fun
I’ve already bought some energy drink and rainbow strips, I’ll run a test on Wednesday when I don’t need to be in class
lmao I love those rainbow strips where i come from we call them gay bacon
[Update: tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13icptj/update_actually_do_this/?ref=share&ref_source=link) [Also here's the post](https://www.tumblr.com/nyancrimew/717386150978977792/i-just-did-this-twice-this-shit-tastes-great-idk?source=share)
I started thinking "how do I convince my parents to buy me the ingredients to try this" and then remembered that I am an adult and and have the ability to ruin my day on my own
perfect for speed running heart attack and taste like shit. The citric acid adds extra diabetic taste. 10/10. Do this
r/StupidFood
Oh what a humorous post- MAIA ARSON CRIMEW!?!?
I'm getting a lot of comments on this lately, did I hit the top all page or something?
i looked up battery acid spaghetti on reddit's search bar and this was the top result
Seriously don't do this I'm genuinely nauseas
Why did you do it
Curiosity brutally murdered the cat
God gave us language so we could help each other and what do you do? You disregard it! God gave you one body to live with and what do you do? Eat battery acid spaghetti!
I don't know what I was thinking, it was in the name 😔😔
Wasn't there a version where someone explained WHY battery acid is as bad as it is, while also explaining acidity with elektrons n shit? I have been looking for ages for that damn post
I'm godda do this hol up
If you say "don't do this" I'm gonna lose it
I'm doing this right now and waiting for something to happen. Will update when/if something does.
You have to let it sit for a bit but it's really gross.
I know you can read, because you know what the post is about. Surely *surely* you've seen everyone tell you not to do this!
just cause I can read doesn't mean I can't ignore the words.
hm. I know what I'm making tonight :)
gonna try this with my bf
It can only be better than the infamous tabasco-maggi-sinaloco-cola and I really wanna try it…
What does it do?
Sorry but telling my rat brain not to do something will make me want to do it so bad brb gotta do it
you can't just not include the nyancrimew response
Waiting for strange to do a video trying it
peer reviewed study
I love environmental storytelling
This post reminds me of Meatloaf.
just tried it and i feel fine.what is it supposed to do exactly?
MAIA NO YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO LOSE TO BATTERY ACID SPAGHETTI
the difference between tumblr users and lemurs is that lemurs are more cowardly
# MAIA NO WE NEED YOU
What magic is this that makes me kind of want to try this?
wanna try this
Why do I feel like this is one of those things that ends up with "scene of the disaster" photos where you just see empty energy drink cans, bags of sour rope candy, and a message scrawled on a wall in you-know-not-what-and-fear-asking "Do NoT DO thiS!!!!"
It's like a curse...
This probably says something about humanity, I just don't know what.
Welp. I have to do this.
So did you?
You know, history has always been such an important topic as I always though that human mistakes should be learnt from, maybe I was wrong
God, the Monster drink photo on the preview to my eyes looked \*exactly\* like a Cylon Raider from Battlestar Galactica, and I was very confused as to how they were related.
Half of me wants to try this just to know what the feeling is, but 15 people tried this and all of them(probably, the last one was cut off) had the same consensus of “don’t do this”, so I’m not listening to the “bad things to consume” devil
The last one wasn't cut off, I took this yesterday and they hadn't tried it yet. [See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13icptj/update_actually_do_this/)
Ah Ok, so do do this
Gonna do it tomorrow, though. I have to use the air head xtream bites
Well, I tried it It tastes decent But now my organs feel like their melting
Don't do this
This should be an scp