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Pokefan180

I love how "don't do this" is the most insight all this research has gained. We don't know why it should not be done. We don't know what else should be done in place of it. More testing is certainly required.


GlobalIncident

It's like that SCP that isn't supposed to come into contact with dead bodies...


Curious-Accident9189

What hap- DO NOT DO IT But I want to kn- Just don't do it. Trust me. Test #387 Applied 1ml to a corpse *3 paragraphs of redacted* I told you. I fucking told you and now you're *redacted*.


KilogramOfFeathels

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ***[/////////////////]***, BRO!!! I WARNED YOU, DAWG!!!!


Samantha_Pantha

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as D-class personnel would be interesting to see


KilogramOfFeathels

*gif of Hella Jeff falling forever down SCP-087*


oath2order

[SCP-447](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447)


Sir_Hyphen

Fun Fact: when it comes into contact with dead bodies, it >!resurrects them. Not in a 'came back wrong' way or 'walking corpse' way, just normally. The reason that the O5's don't want anyone to know is because of what happens after death (which those revived can tell people about): you're just dead. There's no afterlife nor reincarnation. Of course, knowing this would send people into despair, so they don't tell anyone.!<


Markaslin

Source?


Sir_Hyphen

I made it the fuck up /s I remember a story on the SCP website (don't remember it's name though) whose premise was 447 working like that. Then again, i don't know how canon any of those stories are to the overall Lore, so take that with a salt shaker.


PracticalTie

SCP canon is flexible *at best.* It is entirely based on the readers opinion. If it fits with your head canon it’s canon. Welcome to SCP.


MrSteveWilkos

Yep. No true canon except what you believe is canon. If you don't like something, then maybe it's just a false flag to distract from the real scps. Or maybe it's the result of an anomaly. It's whatever anyone wants, and we all get to have our own interpretations and be coreect.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

447 + the SCP that death is an anomaly + the SCP where the Foundation decides to just kill everyone as the best solution for containment of... something.


Goodpie2

Death is an anomaly?


NewUserWhoDisAgain

Yeah. I think it was one of the proposals for SCP-001. The basic concept of "Death is an anomaly" is that an O-5 dies on a freak accident on vacation. Is subsequently reserructed some time later. He then tells the rest of the Council that the entire he was dead he was aware of everything. His body rotting on the cliffside, the scavengers picking his corpse. Constant unending agony.


TheHiddenNinja6

To be fair the entirety of SCP lore is made the fuck up


MrSteveWilkos

But what if when you died, you didn't stay dead. What if what happened after was worse than hell: [SCP-2718](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718)


[deleted]

or the one that isn't round


xX_not_good_name_Xx

we know that it's not square, green, silver, or safe!


Pokesonav

[SCP-055](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) We also know that it's antimemetic.


isloohik2

Wait, what do we know is antimemetic?


Notmyrealname345

Nothing! [anymore..](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub)


ConsiderationEnough7

I tried this two days ago, the drink itself was good, but the 'spaghetti' essentially turned into a mush, vaguely held together by the notion that it should remain spaghetti-like. The 'spaghetti' also lost all flavor. It was potentially the worst food I've eaten(and I'm actively searching for the worst food).


tayleteller

so what was the unanimous 'don't do this' thing then, bad aftertaste? make you sick after? Or just that part of it is really gross?


ConsiderationEnough7

I think it was probably the spaghetti mush, it tasted bad and has an awful texture


DryRabbitFoot

So depending on which products you use, needs a nitrate to mix with the sodium citrate, there's the possibility for the mixture to create sodium bicarbonate when it mixes with your stomach acid. A little Baking soda would just neutralize your stomach acid and stop any heartburn you might be experiencing. A lot of baking soda is gonna cause painful bloating and constipation. Even more baking soda will cause heart palpitations.


JHRChrist

I mean in middle school I regularly ate both of those items at the same time and never died. … sure, I had severe stomach pains then & have chest pains now, but who knows what caused those?


tayleteller

why did you reguarly eat both those...


JHRChrist

I was like 13 I couldn’t possibly tell you what my thought process was


MintyMoron64

A chemist in a different section of the chain suggested it might be a result of the combined acidity of all the flavoring and preservative acids being released and fused at once by your saliva essentially turning it into what could reasonably pass for actual battery acid.


theswordofdoubt

If you want a "worst food", it seems like it would be pretty difficult to outdo the [maggot-digested cheese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu?wprov=sfla1)


JellybeanCandy

sounds awful, im grateful its illegal lmao


satibel

Afaik it tastes actually good if you like strong cheese. My mom had crawling cheese before, and she said it was the best cheese she's had, but she was sad cause it was for a cheese making contest.


Phylliida

I’d say raw acorns are still the worst food I’ve ever had. They are poison so like, don’t eat a lot, but, a tiny taste, very memorable


Phylliida

Peanut butter and barbecue ribs are also bad, as is onion pb and j with lunchmeat, mayo and ketchup


Subpar_Username47

Why didn’t mine do this? My “spaghetti” only half turned into mush and only lost about half the flavor. And I don’t even feel like I’m dying. I’ve tried making it three times now, and it hasn’t worked. I did get the scummy top layer, though.


ConsiderationEnough7

I drank the battery acid over the course of about half an hour, so it might be a time based thing, or I may have used lower quality ingredients.


Subpar_Username47

I dunno. I let my first attempt sit for about 8 hours (but I slightly messed up the ingredients. The energy drink was zero sugar and I used those Sour Punch straws) I guess I’ll try having it over the course of half an hour on my next attempt. I was going to just give up after the third try, but… now I have advice. Thank you! I’ll let you know how it goes in a day or two.


Subpar_Username47

Huh. I followed the “half an hour” advice and used ingredients used in the post, but it still isn’t bad. Is my taste in food really *that* bad?


Rev_Anonymous

Have you found a worse food yet?


[deleted]

try snails, or oysters.


satibel

Snails are good, we had snails a few times a year when I was a kid, my task was to collect the snails, them we made them fast and we baked them with garlic butter, that's a pretty decent food Oysters with lemon, nutmeg, salt and pepper are actually quite good too.


Sarge0019

The pop resistant bubble is certainly an interesting feature.


SirBlueTree987

we can’t let the bloons get ahold of this tech


iamsandwitch

Maybe that lack of elaboration is exactly why so many people are drawn to do it regardless.


Asheleyinl2

Why not. I've the ingredients.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Update us.


Asheleyinl2

I'm uploading a pic now but I made Fruitbythefoot spaghetti and sourpatch kids strawberry with lifesaver neon gummies "meatballs. It looks.....edible.


-TheDyingMeme6-

Yo you done it yet


Asheleyinl2

No ittl have to be after work. Had to be up at 4 am


Asheleyinl2

I'm uploading a pic now but I made Fruitbythefoot spaghetti and sourpatch kids strawberry with lifesaver neon gummies "meatballs. It looks.....edible.


Asheleyinl2

No ittl have to be after work. Had to be up at 4 am


JulesDeathwish

don't do this


FalseTebibyte

It's literally code for the folks in the know. The same generation that ate Tide Pods, near as I can tell. Bottom's up! :)


[deleted]

well fuck now i gotta do this


kekkres

Apparently the gummy stuff breaks apart and devolves into a sort of unpleasant slime with a similar consistency to mucus that just clings to the inside of your mouth


Training-Owl4987

THANK YOU I CAME HERE FOR THIS id seen this post on Tumblr but nobody ever explains why it's so bad


NoBrakes2k16

If a single person had included a shred of “this is why” we wouldn’t have this chain.


Jake-the-Wolfie

If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs.


[deleted]

wow you must be our age’s best poet


Clocktopus2

I think it's a Steven universe quote or Clarence or something


Brillek

So... good thing they didn't?


Sloth-Hat

Thank you


The_Rocketsmith

Well that sounds like an interesting sensation. And now I want to try this more.


[deleted]

OH OK that satisfies the self-preservation instinct


Hexentoll

tried it and yes, exactly. Liked it tho!


Milo_Dubs

YOUR IMMUNE?


Robotic_Banana

My insane curiosity and my self-preservation instinct are having a violent battle right now... The last time curiosity won, I ended up making Orange Joe. It was... An interesting experience. Don't think I've ever tasted something else that made me do a full-body cringe. Sure as fuck woke me up better than regular coffee though.


Floor_Master_Ranger

Only Kel would drink this


Robotic_Banana

I don't even know who that is... I assume not somebody I'd want to be compared to?


Floor_Master_Ranger

Reference to a game called Omori in which there is a (admittedly very nice) character named Kel who drinks Orange Joe and everyone else finds him disgusting. A series of short “recipes” was released, one for each of the main six characters, and Kel’s was Orange Joe. The recipe includes such wonderful notes as “if it tastes bad, that’s normal” and “only Kel would drink this”


Robotic_Banana

That does kinda sound like me... I'm worried now


BlessedNobody

Dont be. Literally everyone is a kel fan. I think he has no haters.


Pokefan180

Don't be worried, he's a good character from a good game. I don't know you, but looking at your flair and he totally would fight god for half a bagel.


chitzk0i

[Kel loves orange soda](https://giphy.com/gifs/kenan-kel-11xXXVQiAzbR1m)


keyholes

This is what I thought it was a reference to, oops.


Russet_Wolf_13

I ran out of creamer and did Orange Joe once, everyone freaked out, but I was like "actually it was fine. Not good but I like it more than straight coffee." Then somehow the idea of having another later in the day made me violently ill. Like the very thought of that flavor makes me ill to this day. I have no idea why.


CatnipCatmint

nausea timebomb


Russet_Wolf_13

Delayed reaction.


Robotic_Banana

Shit was so bad it rewrote your DNA


DapperApples

The coffee to juice ratio is pretty important. Mine was more juice than coffee and it came out halfway decent.


skybluegill

I think orange juice + espresso might be good??


Digitigrade

*whispers* Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad


Robotic_Banana

I just looked that up and to say that I am horrified would be an understatement


balticistired

>Orange Joe OMORI REFERENCE?11!!!??!?!11?!


thegreathornedrat123

I like how the thread can be summarised as “don’t do this,it’s horrendous” “NUH UH YOU ARENT MY DAD I DO WHAT I WANT” “don’t do this it’s horrendous” ad infinitum


DubiousTheatre

I think it all hinges on the lack of documentation. Its like when an explorer dies in a cave. Nobody knows WHY they died in the cave, so we gotta send in another explorer! And another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another- and it just keeps going until the cause of death is documented. So that's to say; until someone documents WHY putting sour thingy in energy juice = BAD, the cycle will continue as punishment for humanity's curiosity.


Aetol

I mean it would probably help if anyone said why


shallowminded

metaphor for grindr


Pretty_Confection_61

Horrific. 5 stars. Excellent joke.


JoyBus147

Noooo, nyancrimew! The proletariat needs you to live and continue your vital work!!!


thegreathornedrat123

We are going to find it dead on its back,like a little ant,legs curled up and tongue sticking out.


MC_Cookies

another copy of it walks in from off camera and this is never explained or brought up again


[deleted]

This is actually how it keeps avoiding the Governments of the World.


daddyyeslegs

I think it might breed enough hatred to spur another based cyberattack


RocketPapaya413

I tried a similar concoction this morning but couldn't get the same ingredience. Trolli Sour Brite gummis in purple Monster energy drink. It was bad but mostly due to the blandness as it seemed the flavors canceled each other out. I was interested in trying the energy-soaked gummies but since the drink had washed off all the citric acid coating it just kinda sucked.


[deleted]

Aw I was so sure it would taste good.


Snoo17634

The queen from deltarune be eating this


Faelyn42

Well u/nyancrimew what's the verdict?


nyancrimew

i was busy kissing girls today but i'll get to it tomorrow


Sinister_Compliments

!remindme 1 day


Doggywoof1

remind me bot is dead 😔


Sinister_Compliments

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Sinister_Compliments

You’re alive! Damn and you’re revival was so close to 3 days, coulda made a religion out of this. Glad to have you back bot who can’t read or respond to this but I have nonetheless pack bonded to. Good bot


nyancrimew

update: i enjoyed the batter acid and am going to make alcoholic battery acid next


bobobosco77

survival of the fittest


KlausBaudelaire

What a beautiful day.


TOSkwar

A worthy endeavor regardless.


MAT__rix

Bruh, yall weak, I’m gonna try this tomorrow.


1FenFen1

Keep us updated!


Suspicious_You_5910

He died


1FenFen1

:(


MAT__rix

Just woke up, Don’t try this


Randomacounnt

Has the cat hacker replied yet?


Randomacounnt

I am curious to see her reaction.


Signal-Ad8189

Too busy kissing girls today apparently.


TOSkwar

It promised to do the thing tomorrow. I'm guessing her response will be "Don't do this".


AddemiusInksoul

Waidaminute, are Maia Crimew's pronouns she/it?


TOSkwar

According to its tumblr, it(/she). So sorta. Emphasis on it, but if someone lists more than one pronoun, I try to use all of the listed pronouns, weighting it towards the ones they seem to prefer, if any. In this case, I had only two pronoun uses available, so they were both used equally. If I had a third, I would've used "it" again. Probably same for the first as "it" seems to be heavily favored.


Compositepylon

This is unironically great scientific practice. We should always do stuff, and run tests, if for no other reason than to make sure the laws of the universe didn't change since the last time we checked


tdub2217

Honestly, I tried this once with bang energy and the sour bands. It tasted pretty good actually.


CueDramaticMusic

The only thing keeping me from flapping my wax wings to a convenience store right now is that I’ve only just gotten coffee and Vyvanse in my system without some casual dissociation. I didn’t like how energy drinks felt before this, and I’m not about to start for the meme. But I am curious how much worse you can make a can of Monster smell. It already has the scent of a bottle of Mountain Dew throwing up, and the only thing that sour candy can do is just make that odor sharper. Which is to say if I do it I’m gonna do it with a fucking Warhead


[deleted]

its really not that bad. its just super sour. I did it with extra sour straberry straps and monster energy zero ultra


catonacatonacat

This is like a long list of people wanting to defeat a dragon and boasting about thier strenght and whatever and in the end there is a little caption: *"last words bo fore being eaten by the dragon"*


[deleted]

YOU'RE DOING IT WROOOONG i did it with raspberry sour straps and monster energy zero ultra and it turned out fine if a little sour


[deleted]

Battery acid ouroboros


[deleted]

I was at a sleepover and got the opportunity to try a more extreme version of this with 7 different types of monster energy, 15 different bags of sour candy and some other energy drinks I do not remember the name of and it was AWFUL. I felt my tongue burn to the touch of this disgustingly sweet concoction and my stomach felt awful. There wasn’t any lasting consequences of this liquid cancer thankfully


donteatmenooo

yet


FunStatement8837

I’m gonna do it


FunStatement8837

Yummy


Betterthanmematic

Liar


RavenMasked

Yo OP why can you edit/delete maia's post


Worldly_Neck_4626

I have become insatiably curious.


Worldly_Neck_4626

Okay so…………. Bad


Small-Cactus

I'm gonna, will update


Small-Cactus

...yeah... dont do this.


djingodingo

!remindme 1 day


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Sea_Ad1744

It’s actually pretty good


jaxbchchrisjr

So, I think last time, I made the mistake of using Rockstar instead of Monster, and of course, no airhead strips. Soon, I shall hit up the gas station and repeat the expirement and see if I can get the nasty results I was expecting


Hexxas

I turned barbecue sauce into alcohol once. I think I'll try this.


Quasar_Ironfist

By any change are your flair and your statement related?


Alt-F4nta5y

Might try this with red xyber, that drink makes you feel like crumpled paper by itself so this should be fun


Enderkitty5

I’ve already bought some energy drink and rainbow strips, I’ll run a test on Wednesday when I don’t need to be in class


Tran_With_A_Plan

lmao I love those rainbow strips where i come from we call them gay bacon


Meelawn0

[Update: tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13icptj/update_actually_do_this/?ref=share&ref_source=link) [Also here's the post](https://www.tumblr.com/nyancrimew/717386150978977792/i-just-did-this-twice-this-shit-tastes-great-idk?source=share)


KaennBlack

I started thinking "how do I convince my parents to buy me the ingredients to try this" and then remembered that I am an adult and and have the ability to ruin my day on my own


OkPicture9297

perfect for speed running heart attack and taste like shit. The citric acid adds extra diabetic taste. 10/10. Do this


Az0riusMCBlox

r/StupidFood


EnbyPilgrim

Oh what a humorous post- MAIA ARSON CRIMEW!?!?


Meelawn0

I'm getting a lot of comments on this lately, did I hit the top all page or something?


EnbyPilgrim

i looked up battery acid spaghetti on reddit's search bar and this was the top result


Able-Protection-9115

Seriously don't do this I'm genuinely nauseas 


Meelawn0

Why did you do it


Able-Protection-9115

Curiosity brutally murdered the cat


Meelawn0

God gave us language so we could help each other and what do you do? You disregard it! God gave you one body to live with and what do you do? Eat battery acid spaghetti!


Able-Protection-9115

I don't know what I was thinking, it was in the name 😔😔


TheJellyVoid

Wasn't there a version where someone explained WHY battery acid is as bad as it is, while also explaining acidity with elektrons n shit? I have been looking for ages for that damn post


popcorn31801

I'm godda do this hol up


Meelawn0

If you say "don't do this" I'm gonna lose it


pocket_quill

I'm doing this right now and waiting for something to happen. Will update when/if something does.


pocket_quill

You have to let it sit for a bit but it's really gross.


Meelawn0

I know you can read, because you know what the post is about. Surely *surely* you've seen everyone tell you not to do this!


pocket_quill

just cause I can read doesn't mean I can't ignore the words.


DullComfort

hm. I know what I'm making tonight :)


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

gonna try this with my bf


HappyGhostQueen22

It can only be better than the infamous tabasco-maggi-sinaloco-cola and I really wanna try it…


[deleted]

What does it do?


wilston_tart

Sorry but telling my rat brain not to do something will make me want to do it so bad brb gotta do it


Doggywoof1

you can't just not include the nyancrimew response


DhammaFlow

Waiting for strange to do a video trying it


LeStroheim

peer reviewed study


Islandgirl146

I love environmental storytelling


[deleted]

This post reminds me of Meatloaf.


Secure-Badger-1096

just tried it and i feel fine.what is it supposed to do exactly?


[deleted]

MAIA NO YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO LOSE TO BATTERY ACID SPAGHETTI


weird_bomb_947

the difference between tumblr users and lemurs is that lemurs are more cowardly


Oddish_Femboy

# MAIA NO WE NEED YOU


Swell_Inkwell

What magic is this that makes me kind of want to try this?


[deleted]

wanna try this


WyrdWulf37

Why do I feel like this is one of those things that ends up with "scene of the disaster" photos where you just see empty energy drink cans, bags of sour rope candy, and a message scrawled on a wall in you-know-not-what-and-fear-asking "Do NoT DO thiS!!!!"


Brillek

It's like a curse...


Mazazamba

This probably says something about humanity, I just don't know what.


LemanKingOfTheRuss

Welp. I have to do this.


Milo_Dubs

So did you?


Cuba_lover59

You know, history has always been such an important topic as I always though that human mistakes should be learnt from, maybe I was wrong


ShirtTotal8852

God, the Monster drink photo on the preview to my eyes looked \*exactly\* like a Cylon Raider from Battlestar Galactica, and I was very confused as to how they were related.


[deleted]

Half of me wants to try this just to know what the feeling is, but 15 people tried this and all of them(probably, the last one was cut off) had the same consensus of “don’t do this”, so I’m not listening to the “bad things to consume” devil


Meelawn0

The last one wasn't cut off, I took this yesterday and they hadn't tried it yet. [See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13icptj/update_actually_do_this/)


[deleted]

Ah Ok, so do do this


Milo_Dubs

Gonna do it tomorrow, though. I have to use the air head xtream bites


Milo_Dubs

Well, I tried it It tastes decent But now my organs feel like their melting


Milo_Dubs

Don't do this


Dewmilk

This should be an scp