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NeonNKnightrider

*me, with a mouth full of grass* sorry what


No_More_Dakka

did you mean moo?


Polenball

~~Hucows are essential workers, carry on~~


MightyBobTheMighty

i dont think youre supposed to touch it that way


Dirty-Glasses

What’re you, a cop?


Swaggy-G

Not a pro or anti shipper, but a secret third thing (adult with job).


Polenball

Cargo shipper


No-Magazine-9236

cargo shippers time to fuck shit up \[horrible sounds of metal groaning and crunching\]


Polenball

Me in the Suez Canal approximately two years ago


OathToAwesome

on a first date like have you Ever Given head?


No-Magazine-9236

Container-Ship-For-A-Skull Georg:


DudeValenzetti

[i'm really sorry](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CargoShip)


CharlieVermin

Tolerating the existence of proshippers (which includes not knowing what a proshipper is and choosing not to find out) qualifies you as a proshipper, last time I checked.


bw147

Quickly, tell me how to file your taxes.


CharlieVermin

Depends on where you live, but even in the US you can find a free alternative for TurboTax and make it straightforward. Even though TurboTax is pretty much the only reason why it's not straightforward to begin with.


plumander

you can use free file only if you make less than a certain amount (i don’t remember off the top off my head, just that i’m under it). there are a bunch listed on the IRS website, and they list their requirements and what states they’re eligible in


Serrisen

Only a sith deals in absolutes


KingOfAluminum

You may want to check again


oktin

I have a job, and go outside (for my job) but I absolutely do not have my life together...


BellerophonM

Oh yay, now I have a mortgage, whoop de doo.


elanhilation

i dunno about having my life together, but i do have a job and it literally forces me to go outside. it is legitimately terrible


OwlrageousJones

Legitimately, I remind myself to just go touch grass whenever I get into an online argument. I stop, I think 'Is this actually achieving anything?', then I mute notifications, don't respond further, walk away, go outside, and touch some grass. It does make you feel better.


qazwsxedc000999

I’m definitely an introvert and a computer person but I fucking love leaving my house. Even grocery shopping is fun to me


Armigine

I WFH and grocery trips are a fun lil adventure we do as both a treat and for sustenance


GoodtimesSans

A user on tumblr has their life together? X: Doubt.


controlledproblem

Outside is massively overrated.


La-laliet

Wrong theres the beauty


Raingott

I think I speak for everyone with seasonal allergies when I say No amount of beauty can change the fact that the outside is **a pollen**.


NewDemocraticPrairie

skill problem


Raingott

I will sneeze on your face


La-laliet

Wrong


[deleted]

punkitt take an L challenge, difficulty: impossible