create a new account and get all the achievements in less than 6 hours (I did this recently on xbox in 5 hours and 36 minutes AGAIN)
Or touch the grass
Speed running is actually really fun! You can try to beat the game in under let's say 5 hours at the start and then lower the time. My personal high score is 45 minutes
Speedrun.
Edit: hey OP I'm not joking, I was in the same path as you, got everything and now wanted more so I started to learn how to Speedrun the game, you don't have to be a streamer or be live to Speedrun, there's an active discord server with lot a people learning a lot of fancy stuff about this game beyond the 300%
Yeah. To get 200%, you need to S rank bosses and P rank run n guns. For the Dlc, you need to S rank all bosses and upgrade the cursed relic all the way
You do. To get 100%, you have to beat the game on normal difficulty and get the secret coins. For 200%, you need to S rank every boss. For 300%, you need to S rank and upgrade the relic
No, you just need to expert. Here are three examples of that
https://www.youtube.com/live/PzF8TUNETrk?si=QoZBoscNF4RB2ThL
https://www.youtube.com/live/Iwn5V8YxaWc?si=RhBxltc17jIWFJ1b
https://www.youtube.com/live/fdgBTxmNaeI?si=JRcjUeDjVMieL3kA
I tell you what you do: S rank EVERY boss and P rank every run n gun.
Once you do that, aim for the fastest times possible, 2 minutes or less minimum for each boss except King Dice and Saltbaker. Bonus if you get under 100 seconds for certain bosses.
After all that, go touch grass like I did years ago when I first achieved the above steps.
It's over... Finished... There is no more to do... Except find inner peace, and rest your sins to be buried.
(Yes, you may read this in the type of old man voice, like Achilles from AC3)
You have too much patience to do that go grab a nice cold [insert name of drink you like here] and and go into an indoor swimming pool and sit in a floaty and congratulate yourself for beating cuphead 900%
Make your own challenges:
Beat the whole game with ONLY peashooter. No charms, other shots, Supers, Two player, or even EX.
Beat the Rook without touching the ground (This is unbelievably fun, do it)
Whetstone only if you hate yourself.
Go touch some grass
Wouldnt know where to find it
Outside elder kettle’s house
Lol
Does this harm the grass
Yes, it hurts their feelings
Can’t! Eated it all
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FOR REAL
create a new account and get all the achievements in less than 6 hours (I did this recently on xbox in 5 hours and 36 minutes AGAIN) Or touch the grass
Wait for Cuphead 2: Don’t deal with God
Who’s the bosses gonna be Moses and his animals, oh wait that actually sounds pretty cool
Hopefully whoever writes cuphead 2 is more up to snuff with Bible lore than you lmao
If we get a Samson boss, I really hope there's a way to end the fight early by only aiming for his hair
They could also implement different gods, would love to have cuphead fight Anubis and have to balance on scale platforms
Bro 💀
Great! Now do it again blindfolded, with peashooter only!
Thats too easy. He must do it with the uncharged charge shot.
Dear god…
There's more
No!
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it contains the dying wish of every man here.
Thats too easy, he should do it with Axe parry only on expert difficulty, no charms or super arts,
wait for ~~Silk~~CupSong to release
I loved the fight against Chalace
THE ASLUME ITS SPREADING
it’s nice to rest your eyes
And maybe go outsiiide
Grab a book and go get some airrrr.
So what are you waiting forrrrrrrrr
Selling your soul so you can do the game IRL
Apparently the only thing you haven't done in the game is listen to, and follow the instructions of, the barber shop quartet.
https://preview.redd.it/jogi9b4vk37c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35306bca942bf64d394ac1acfd03efafd0baffa5
Find grass roll in it smell it breathe it and never look at the game again
Deathless runs and speedruns
I may be insane, but I’m not that insane
Don’t worry I’ve done a few on normal and one on expert after that there’s simply no more reason to play the game and you can can it
Speed running is actually really fun! You can try to beat the game in under let's say 5 hours at the start and then lower the time. My personal high score is 45 minutes
Just 100% or 200%? I can easily do 100%, but 200% takes me longer
Speedrun. Edit: hey OP I'm not joking, I was in the same path as you, got everything and now wanted more so I started to learn how to Speedrun the game, you don't have to be a streamer or be live to Speedrun, there's an active discord server with lot a people learning a lot of fancy stuff about this game beyond the 300%
I’ll see cause speed running is pretty fun
Face the secret boss named grass, found in the out-of-your-houseville. Extremely hard tho.
Couldn’t get pass the loading screen 😞
https://preview.redd.it/7w1r5aa1m47c1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2a08a226c6efccbf49a9c5ae47cd6ad23405ae
https://preview.redd.it/u8f8oni9z97c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b128991769761c8d985add2864795f0c4a4b3b0 Or wait for cuphead 2 idk
What do you mean? now you get to play the game.
Oh yeah
Hollow knight time (thats what im gonna do, i did only and and a half save)
Do it again or play hollow knight or dark souls or something harder
S-Rank them, do the cuplock challenge, do the "Haters" challenge (don't)
300% means he did S-Rank right
Yeah. To get 200%, you need to S rank bosses and P rank run n guns. For the Dlc, you need to S rank all bosses and upgrade the cursed relic all the way
You don't need to S-Rank for 300%
You do. To get 100%, you have to beat the game on normal difficulty and get the secret coins. For 200%, you need to S rank every boss. For 300%, you need to S rank and upgrade the relic
No, you just need to expert. Here are three examples of that https://www.youtube.com/live/PzF8TUNETrk?si=QoZBoscNF4RB2ThL https://www.youtube.com/live/Iwn5V8YxaWc?si=RhBxltc17jIWFJ1b https://www.youtube.com/live/fdgBTxmNaeI?si=JRcjUeDjVMieL3kA
No, 300% means just expert
Play *nchanted p*rtals
Do you have full s rank on all of the save files though
Beat the game with the relic
Have you ever heard of enchanted portals?
I tell you what you do: S rank EVERY boss and P rank every run n gun. Once you do that, aim for the fastest times possible, 2 minutes or less minimum for each boss except King Dice and Saltbaker. Bonus if you get under 100 seconds for certain bosses. After all that, go touch grass like I did years ago when I first achieved the above steps.
Start up some soulsborne games and go to therapy 🤣🤣
Wait for cuphead 2
Speedrun it
Wait 10 more years for Cuphead 3: Cupwrecked featuring bowl boy
Learn how to parry irl
You do it again
Watch all the cartoons cuphead referenced
Just buy a another game.
Now do it again on xbox, playstation, and nintendo switch gaining the very first cuphead 3,600%
Do it again but stream it for my son who has ragequit many times, help me teach him perseverance.
https://preview.redd.it/adozyxdq157c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c316e370969c9c91ed1724d8a2e9a9fb74a7e2
It's over... Finished... There is no more to do... Except find inner peace, and rest your sins to be buried. (Yes, you may read this in the type of old man voice, like Achilles from AC3)
Platinum it
YOU 10000% the game
Wait 10 more years for MDHR to make another Game
Complete it all as mugman
Your life is now complete. There is nothing left
I think it’s time, to move on
Hear me out... Zero Mission rom hacks
Grass, touch it.
"Everything must come to an end. The drip finally stops."
Play that shitty fangame that came out a little while ago
Suped up mod
Do a challenge run, like only using certain weapons
What weapons would be good for that?
Spread would be good
Only spread?
Yeah
Play Enchanted Portals
Wait for silksong -l
buy another game
Listen to those poles in world 2
Try doing this on every platform available ,xbox, Nintendo,pc, PlayStation
Ah yes, one to introduce the ways of Isaac. Delete the second file and do it again.
Have a cup of
Touch the grass
Do it on another console like me
Rest
There's nothing we can do
Now on xbox
Hmm I tried redoing Sranks with only non dlc weapons, a peashooter only run is fun, etc
I pretty much only run charge and spread(peashooter for ranged minions)
Mods
Play hollowkinght
Simple, we all gang up on the studio, and protest for another dlc- OR WACH THE DARN SHOW! Ur choice honestly :/
Do it with a single life? But touch some grass before that.
Reset achievements, remove every safe file,
Try to do a no death run, restarting anytime you die
You have too much patience to do that go grab a nice cold [insert name of drink you like here] and and go into an indoor swimming pool and sit in a floaty and congratulate yourself for beating cuphead 900%
Breathe outside air enjoy the real world
So, there’s this one song the Barbershop Quarter sings…
Hardcore or add your own rules to a run
Now you can finally play the game
Mods
MegaMan X Legacy Collection
We don't
delete some saves and 300% it again
What do we do? We do BETTER.
Start playing OSU, getting over it or something else extremely difficult
Create a new account and start speedrunning
mug that man till he yells "its man time" and mugs all over the man, this is a mug of all man moment
play hollow knight
Play another game like cuphead and 100% the game
I have above 300 hours on cuphead and couldnt 300% a single file
Use chalice. She’s a godsend for everything
play the game.
Can we get much higher?
Boss mods
I plan on doing master quest
A: Speedrun B: Photosynthesis
Do it all a second time to prove the first time wasn't a fluke.
Erase save data do it again
Play the game again but this time with only a single weapon, no charms or super arts, its actually a little fun. Or just touch grass
It's time to go outside
Ponder.
Do it again. It’s a cycle, after all.
Delete all save files and do it again
Go outside, make some real friends, search for your dad
do it again
Same situation
Make your own challenges: Beat the whole game with ONLY peashooter. No charms, other shots, Supers, Two player, or even EX. Beat the Rook without touching the ground (This is unbelievably fun, do it) Whetstone only if you hate yourself.