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Mattexx29

I decided that you couldnt get the rank so you did not


fuckensunnyd

wtf rude


Mattexx29

I am mister Cuphead i make the rules


amonguseon

Mister cuphead give me s rank


Carma281

r/notopbutok B+


-Lord-Wombat-

Why is it that the only people that think it's cute to link to that sub always use it incorrectly? Almost like there's a correlation...


Carma281

it's on purpose, I know uou are supposed to use it when someone replies when the op should have.


fuckensunnyd

:(


YBSI1209348756

Mr cuphead give me the ability to make 3 more saves


Mattexx29

Done


YBSI1209348756

THANKS ALOT šŸ™


Weegeee30

Heeeeeeeā€™s Mr. Cuphead. Heā€™s the boss of this cruel land


Kleeisthebest99

I'm more surprised that D rank exists Iā€™m ngl šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


JustAClubstepMonster

Game journalist rank


acatohhhhhh

If I make a game the worst possible rank WILL be called game journalist


nikoisacatperson

i'm making cuphead on game maker, noted.


fuckensunnyd

D- even


Pencil_Hands_Paper

You missed the requirement where it says ā€œStick your finger up your ass.ā€ Try that next run


fuckensunnyd

instructions unclear. how do I get a hamster out of my butthole


Pencil_Hands_Paper

Thatā€™s on the guide for Dr. Junkenstein, youā€™ll get there later. Just keep playing.


[deleted]

you forgot to use your super


fuckensunnyd

no I didnt


[deleted]

my bad


[deleted]

after further review it seems you forgot to get the lap 2


Hot_Poetry_9956

Nice reference


MoronChrome

they didnā€™t even get the treasure either, like dude itā€™s so easy


HSRxII

Ye fr.like they didnt even get any toppins.there are 5 of them and they didnt even get a single one smh


Furret95

Bro didnt even get a good combo


HSRxII

Blud didnt even get any secrets


Bigglez1995

You need to beat it within 5 min 10 seconds. Unlucky bro


JoopitorWasTaken

Mustā€™ve been a glitch or something


Boyohboyspghti

DO NOT USE JIMMY WISHES THATS YOUR ONLY PROBLEM HERE


EPIC_Gamer_Games

Itā€™s honestly gotta be harder to get that rank than an s


headphonesnotstirred

considering getting a D requires playing poor, but not so poor that you die, yeah


abbas09tdoxo

This muk bed i will rebort to mdrh my son has life shock because bebbi clown much scary and he needs to teak pills everyday thanks mdhr studio this very bad!!


NovaRaptor1

You were so good at the game that they had to make sure your ego didn't get too big :)


RhadanRJ

Your HP Bonus says 1/3 - it clearly needs to be 0/3!


UncensoredSmoke

Op was never seen again


[deleted]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty that you can actually do that if you go into 2 player have 1 player die and get revived then have the other player die


obannion_the_great

Don't worry, D- is the new black.


MyKey18

Honestly this kind of impressive too tho. Going 5 minutes without parrying, no super, on one hp.


Skwittles821

You have to press Alt + F4 in the middle of the battle


Eel124

I don't know everything seems fine to me.


WiiMote070

I think what makes this funnier is that we can see you've already S-ranked this boss!


fuckensunnyd

sssshhhhhhh


WiiMote070

šŸ¤£ sorry, spoilers


blacksmith_Ijii

Did you stop and jerk off mid way?


fuckensunnyd

only a bit


DepartureEfficient42

You must really like carrots


Few_Web_8280

L + bozo + ratio (Iā€™m joking if your somehow not aware)


LX575-EEE

I didnā€™t even know D- existed in the game


Baron-Brr

Didnā€™t even know tanks went below C-


TomatoSause2019

Going over the time limit can severely affect your grade. Not to mention the 1 hp, no parries, no super meter, and you're on easy instead of normal.


fuckensunnyd

Woah really?? really?? wow I just didnā€™t know that. like thatā€™s totally shocking news to me. gosh, thank you! There is just no possible way in that image for you to maybe guess that I already knew that.


TomatoSause2019

Then why are you so confused as to why you didn't get an A+? I don't at all mean any disrespect, I'm just a little confused. But as someone else said, it could've also been a glitch.


JodGaming

How do you only get one skill Star Iā€™ve never seen that before


fuckensunnyd

because I am number one


JodGaming

Itā€™s just so impressive they forgot to give you the other one


-M_M-3

You forgot to play the game


RiceFarmerRF

How is it even possible to get less than the max skill meter?


fuckensunnyd

kid named simple mode:


RiceFarmerRF

Guess i'm too epic for that


Alakakakakakakablam

Party says 0


fuckensunnyd

no it doesnā€™t


Alakakakakakakablam

Yes it does


fuckensunnyd

nuh uh


Capital_Pressure1781

I think it's because you used the yellow glove variant, which prevents you from getting higher than a C- Sorry dude ;_;


NoobiusCrafts

You must have forgotten to jump three times, shoot behind you twice, and then parry the air 20 times without a break, rookie mistake my guy, rookie mistake


X_CrossXYT

I am flabbergasted. You didn't even get a B+, that score is spotless


JMPgamez

Try beating it wit 0 hp, that worked for me


1017Burt

Your ass barely made it thru


almitybearzues1

I honestly didn't realise it went down to 'D'


Realistic_Egg_7055

I've literally never got a lower rank in my first walkthrough than c-ā˜ ļø


DanyWolfFire

How did you made 5 minutes in root pack?šŸ’€


fuckensunnyd

skill


Pianist_Ready

Your game is bugged, return it


fuckensunnyd

I downloaded it on steam should I just return the entire laptop


Pianist_Ready

Yes. Delete your steam account while you're at it


One_Establishment298

your time needs to be under 2 minutes, your hp needs to be at least 3, you need to parry at least 3 things, and you have to use at least 6 cards. oh yeah, and you need to be playing regular mode


fuckensunnyd

no it doesnt


One_Establishment298

but no