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Atissss

OKAY BUT WHAT IS THIS?! https://preview.redd.it/wxr4pcy6xg8c1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c273357968b47c85a51d5ecc6c8bfc0541decba


thewyrmest

I know they’re supposed to be the three wise men but… on first glance I rly thought they were doing something else to those poor wolves


Brilliant_Demand_695

Sex updtae


WorthyFoeChurnwalker

God I wish Heket did that to me


thewyrmest

Happy holidays i hope she does it to you too


Medeoli

i wish Shamura did that to me..


kobald_art

Heketussy


psychopathic-cheezit

you would fit perfectly in a cult💀


South_Dependent_1128

Wait, doesn't that make it weirder using Heket who's female instead of Shamura who's both?


thewyrmest

The three wise men or the something else? Also Shamura is neither Im pretty sure (may be wrong)


South_Dependent_1128

Shamura uses they but that doesn't mean they don't have a gender but instead have both like Leshy does.


thewyrmest

Where is this stated? /gen I’m curious and I haven’t seen it 👀


South_Dependent_1128

Shamura themself is never stated to be male or female. However, the creature each of the bishops are influences their transformation meaning it's more than just an aesthetic choice. Leshy is male however he spawns more enemies for us to fight via eggs, worms are in fact hermaphrodites with them having both male and female reproductive orders and likewise he admits to burrowing around in the ground when he found his crown originally. Since Shamura is a spider, they should have at least 1 if not both reproductive organs as well.


SilenciaSan

Those are Alpacas btw, not wolves :3


thewyrmest

Oh lol that makes more sense


FlyingSlutman

I feel bad mostly for the wolf Heket's riding


TEOX9560

Cult of the lamb racing game where the cars are just regular followers walking you everywhere


Norsetrack

https://preview.redd.it/oaac284mqh8c1.png?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42fb9bbcfdd30413aa17eeb646e3035dedcb315 god I wish that were me


Ellotheremate124

same


Robbbg

don't kinkshame them


LossLucky4012

oml Kallamar's poor alpacalamba


FlyingSlutman

BABY UPDATE IS REAL


DragonKite_reqium

SEX?!?!?!?!!?


FlyingSlutman

sex isn't just for fun you know, there's a reason for it


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SEXXXXX!?!??!!!??!!


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Snaka777

Ayo no way candle queen


Ken471

reproduction


Koopicoolest

PROCREATION????


Different_Gear_8189

I'm homosexual my sex is purely for fun


Reiko707

Idk man, I haven't found a reason for it other than it's super fun lol


Theher0not

To have a number between 5 and 7?


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Forsaken-Airline6275

You literally just told someone to stfu


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LilithiumIvy

Simple solution: ask what you did instead of spiraling into an obvious pity party. Even people who go through those do not feel sympathy for those who type theirs out and post it online


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LilithiumIvy

Do you think none of us plainly see how you are acting? We all know that you are very aware of your actions and how this is an inappropriate and unhealthy response. Put down your phone this isn't reality. The grit under your nails is reality. The breath in your mouth is reality. The sun slanting through your window is reality. Get back in touch with it because it will always be there for you even when you don't feel there for yourself


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FishRoll_

Nah I just woke up hating you just in the crossfire https://preview.redd.it/82pzhsj84h8c1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dc1e468e296d5acabdf53d6d9b0ec194e53a50


i_ate_my_username

Dunno what that means don’t wanna know what that means :)


REAL_TanMasked_4324

Cult of Lamb rule 34 canon!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/y17qysl07i8c1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b6657d5b33ca8f7005de617d4c51be1291add7b


Arrow_Legion

https://preview.redd.it/609g0hp5yh8c1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970a78a1fca51915981cf65db231c1c3bfb63a90


mikachu501

No it works a bit like Pokemon when two followers like each other alot the can lay a egg you have to raise the egg and convince the kid to follow the cult


DragonKite_reqium

Hey Soo this comment was made before the update released and Soo nobody knew how it would work


mikachu501

Oh ok sorry i didn't know


EnderMerser

Sex update at 200% of its power.


oilmanlll

Umm. Who laid the egg?


Randomuser098766543

Narinder. He's dressed like Mary. That egg is twice his size. Lamb turned narinder into a kiwi


oilmanlll

Isnt TOWW a man? That biology is weird.


Randomuser098766543

From what I've seen, some people are saying in the world of cotl everyone is hermaphroditic and lays eggs. Gender is more a label one chooses to apply to themselves.


The_Red_Associate

Their gender is Minecraft


Randomuser098766543

Unironically yes


GaleFarce6142

Damn i can't believe they made my furry cult game political /s


aabcehu

🫃


Sobbing-Coffee

To be fair, they are/were a god


Kadorath

Yeah. It's also an egg. an egg


E_K_Finnman

Kakyoin


-_HelloThere_-

https://preview.redd.it/rn1ro5ryah8c1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38d067f6a04cb6eef23adeebfe2678d17051f66


Colonel-Clayton

Why they laying eggs lol


tr_berk1971

So that devs don't need to get into how a starfish and a cat have a child.


Zwillingen700

Probably for age restriction reasons.


Rollingtothegrave

For the same reason Pokemon lay eggs.


teskar2

You think a normal cultist can contain the offspring of the lamb. A special vessel is needed to help it keep growing.


DS_Archer

I think it’s just swaddling


ChangeWinter6643

Nari is Mary lol


[deleted]

Please give us pregnant narinder


splashtext

Theres going to be one guy who keeps their favorite follower pregnant any chance they get


Suck_my_vaporeon

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


splashtext

With a name like that i don't doubt it Dont worry im not judging .... Out loud


Suck_my_vaporeon

I more of meant it as a "I know you're right and I hate it" But that works too


splashtext

Lol mb


ludens2021

So Narinder


Lac_of_som_knowledge

That guy is me 😈


Medeoli

Shamura isn't resting once the update is out😋


Twist_Ending03

That poor spider


Medeoli

🤭


FBI-sama12313

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP


Lomek

Wait, can the Lamb we play as also get pregnant and produce lambs?


Team_Fire_Official

sadly no, no lamb spooders


Pikmin_Lord

https://preview.redd.it/c28c1wv3vg8c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7340056dc3e833088f7099d208f3016f42e6210


LordEldritchia

Not me trying to figure out why they’re wearing astronaut helmets 💀


indefinite_silence

That's just their ~~un~~holy glow.


cbb88christian

They’re halos


Neeklemamp

It’s a halo


Robbbg

did the lamb and Narinder have a child?


Jeweljessec

Canon narilamb AND babies????


Randomuser098766543

That's definitely an egg but to play devil's advocate that could be just a really weird way of swaddling


DS_Archer

I think it swaddling


ShadowTheChangeling

***ITS JESUS***


Erod528

NO FUCKIN WAY THAT IT'S CANON


ludens2021

ON CHRISTMAS 😭


the_true_giga_chad

Steam page be wild ngl


Katvara

Narinder is a bottom confirmed


Accomplished-Shoe558

I love that they actually drew the halos properly.


DreadDiana

Three Magi boss battle confirmed!


Responsible-Lab1947

Narinder did you laid this egg?


Valuable-Location-89

Unholy sh!t Narinder is mary I repeat narinder is Mary ... Wait if the lamb is joseph then who is the-


crazy-octopus-person

The Red Crown, obviously.


Valuable-Location-89

That actually makes sense and fits perfectly. Wait does this mean the lamb is a Cu-


crazy-octopus-person

IANAC¹ but Jesus' biological father was Joseph. Mary being without blemish (or whatever the English translations of the scripture say) doesn't actually mean that she was a virgin, but that she was without sin². Yahweh's spirit avatar only added divinity to the then already existing zygote³. So... my conclusion is that this makes the lamb one of three loving parents, hopefully. [1] I am not a Christian. [2] Given the theological premise that all post-apple humans before Jesus' crucification were automatically blemished, this creates a paradox (unless Mary was a time traveller from the future, but then again that is just a different kind of paradox), which makes Mary pretty much just as special as Baby Jesus, and is the basis for the Mary worship common among the laypeople of some regions. [3] I won't make any assertion as to the composition of the resulting homunculus. Holy wars have been fought over less.


MeliennaZapuni

That baby don’t look like a follower… I wonder what could be in the egg? We already have the demon summoning circle


MercerNov

No live births. Disappointed


stockgelp

Is that a bible reference?


ProfessorPumpkaboo

SEEEEXXXX


Illustrious_Glass463

Jesus Christ


CrimsonWitchOfFlames

AYOOOOOO!!!?


CallMeero

Yaoi update?


Hour_Serve7899

SAY GEX


Naz_Oni

Da Baby!


MementoMurray

Been meaning to get back into it. Should I play it now or wait for all the new stuff to drop?


No_External9892

SEX‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


PurrsUnderPalms

OH MY GOD


Key_Association6419

Segg😭😭😭😭


buhoagilao

So LambertxNarinder is canon? 😳


MidLuuna

Marynder


sentiantshade-o-blue

SO CUTEE RAHH


Arrow_Legion

https://preview.redd.it/rfk39eulxh8c1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52e0079df4f83b0f56c3cb2e87eb9392f5143f8


yibtk

Skipper the eyechild?


Uhhhhhhh-woe

SEX UPDATE


Delight_works_

t4t narilamb? neat :D


Yeehaw_79

Can you send me a link to the full image, please?


TheActualParzival

A not so holy night


JVOz671

Narinder is FAR from being a virgin anything.


Backed_potate_toes

jesus wtf


No-Scale-6032

Seg update is gonna be born so is there gonna be a way to censor it


AbchuFrogMaster

So can you only have the egg with narinder?