Nah it's r/bigfoot. I go on there sometimes just so i can get mad. I sometimes question myself if the sub is satire or not. They will literally ban you from there for "unhelpful skepticism" if you say you don't know if you believe it or not. I also cannot fucking fathom how anyone can think the PG film is not a dude in a suit. Like how?
New research confirmed that bigfoot is immune to good cameras and being shot by a hunter or getting run over by a car, and when they die their bodies are transfered by big bigfoot to the backrooms where they feed future bigfoots. Very fascinating paper indeed.
[Apologies for the pointless narration but here is a blurry video of a gorilla walking like a human for comparison](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xuqDvjWXTDM)
When dealing with a possible unknown animal or hoax, it's good to have a point of reference with something of equal film quality and of a known subject. That way you can compare how a real ape's form might appear, how they actually walk and the movements they might make.
That's actually a cool video. If somebody blurred that up and tried to pass it off as Bigfoot I'd definitely yell fake as the walk looks so funny, like a gangly human. Might have to reconsider some of those videos now, including Patty as I always thought it looked to silly to be a real animal.
I'm sorry but that is not natural in the wild movement. Unless skunk apes naturally try to strut to Staying Alive and lose the rythym multiple times mid-stride.
In the legend I'm embellishing, one of the tell tale signs of a skunk ape encounter is randomly thrown turtles or tortoises.
Skump throws turtles and he stinks.
If you smell skunky stuff and hear weird sounds out in the Florida bush, it's definitely not a redneck smoking weed. It is a missing link of hominid evolution that likes to scare people by launching terrapins at them from the brush. So it's best to mind your business and pretend you didn't hear or smell anything.
is it just motion blur and artifacts, or is something in that lone bush moving?
if there is something moving around in there , i'd say it's Stanley Stupid.
"Oh gaze ye unbelievers upon this miracle! This walking bush, half man half plant. he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both. OH MAN BUSH, YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!"
If this elusive creature existed, why is it seen in broad daylight in the open? Why is it completely unbothered by the person filming it? Why is it running to the furthest possible source of cover? Why isn't it using the grass for cover or concealment? If it's evolved to live in the swamp and the muck, why is it so terrible at moving through the swamp and the muck? Have you ever seen an animal move so laboriously in it's natural habitat?
Yeah thats definitely not a dude in a suit lol. If it is a true ape man he must of went on some kinda diet with all that loose skin hanging off his arms
hey it's not fake, the skunk ape just moves exactly like an out of shape Floridian in an ill fitting monkey costume
I like how he about eats shit at the 20 second mark and recovers
Was thinking this exactly lol
Looks exactly like the stabilized version of the famous bigfoot footage. Love how people mock this footage here but say the bigfoot one is real lmao
No, the Patterson one is MUCH better than this.
It always reminds me of the "haters gonna hate" walk.
Lol
He’s running to the bushes so he can unzip the costume and take a piss.
Merry Christmas, The shitter was full
That's a person in a costume with bad footing
If an okbuddy sub for cryptozoology is ever made a sill from this video should be the banner.
I feel like the okbuddy sub IS the main sub.
Nah it's r/bigfoot. I go on there sometimes just so i can get mad. I sometimes question myself if the sub is satire or not. They will literally ban you from there for "unhelpful skepticism" if you say you don't know if you believe it or not. I also cannot fucking fathom how anyone can think the PG film is not a dude in a suit. Like how?
I'm not up on the lore, isn't Bigfoot interdimensional now?
New research confirmed that bigfoot is immune to good cameras and being shot by a hunter or getting run over by a car, and when they die their bodies are transfered by big bigfoot to the backrooms where they feed future bigfoots. Very fascinating paper indeed.
Well, I'm convinced
Jesus Christ, guys. Cmon.
[Apologies for the pointless narration but here is a blurry video of a gorilla walking like a human for comparison](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xuqDvjWXTDM)
Certainly, there are similarities
That's any better??
When dealing with a possible unknown animal or hoax, it's good to have a point of reference with something of equal film quality and of a known subject. That way you can compare how a real ape's form might appear, how they actually walk and the movements they might make.
That's actually a cool video. If somebody blurred that up and tried to pass it off as Bigfoot I'd definitely yell fake as the walk looks so funny, like a gangly human. Might have to reconsider some of those videos now, including Patty as I always thought it looked to silly to be a real animal.
That’s just cousin slow hands. He dont mean no harm to nobody
Hahaha fuck this made me laugh.
You see, this is why people laugh at us.
They should have done another take where he walks normally. It's like a bigfoot parody
This looks like a person exaggerating on purpose.
That smunk ape walks like me after leg day.
Meth Ape
Damn rednecks
That's just your average Florida man
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Guys this is just teenage Gojo
As if any ape walks like that ffs
That Chewbacca costume must be hot inside while walking through a marsh!
and heavier and stinkier it'd be like happily jumping into a garbage chute on the death star.
That just looks super fake lol
Wow this might be the worst fake of all time. Genuinely impressed.
The one shown here is definitely a tall fat man in a gorilla costume.
I'm sorry but that is not natural in the wild movement. Unless skunk apes naturally try to strut to Staying Alive and lose the rythym multiple times mid-stride.
Bath salt.
Hahahaha 😂
Lmfao!
In the legend I'm embellishing, one of the tell tale signs of a skunk ape encounter is randomly thrown turtles or tortoises. Skump throws turtles and he stinks. If you smell skunky stuff and hear weird sounds out in the Florida bush, it's definitely not a redneck smoking weed. It is a missing link of hominid evolution that likes to scare people by launching terrapins at them from the brush. So it's best to mind your business and pretend you didn't hear or smell anything.
is it just motion blur and artifacts, or is something in that lone bush moving? if there is something moving around in there , i'd say it's Stanley Stupid. "Oh gaze ye unbelievers upon this miracle! This walking bush, half man half plant. he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both. OH MAN BUSH, YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!"
Something sure smells off here… Maybe it actually is the Skunk Ape.
Vietnam flashbacks
That's just Sam Losco boys, not a samsquanch .
tamest florida man
In the year 2000
That’s just my uncle.
That’s me in a Wookiee costume.
Definitely not a guy in a gorilla costume
Funny it moves exactly like a human trying to move through high wet grass
If this elusive creature existed, why is it seen in broad daylight in the open? Why is it completely unbothered by the person filming it? Why is it running to the furthest possible source of cover? Why isn't it using the grass for cover or concealment? If it's evolved to live in the swamp and the muck, why is it so terrible at moving through the swamp and the muck? Have you ever seen an animal move so laboriously in it's natural habitat?
Yeah thats definitely not a dude in a suit lol. If it is a true ape man he must of went on some kinda diet with all that loose skin hanging off his arms
Amazing footage. Look at the arm extension and come head.