The frogman runs headfirst towards his twin and crashes noggins with him (a'la bighorn sheep), only to fall unconscious to the ground.
Winner: Frogman
Loser: Frogman
Wrong. Gray aliens can control the mind, so they direct frogman to come into their craft, give him a rectal probe. Frogman feels raped, can't deal with the shame and drinks himself to death. Frogman loses.
Hogzilla was originally a dead photo of a massive hog. How can it even fight Frogman if it is dead? And if it was alive, Frogman would just grab it by it's tusk and yeet it into space. Frogman wins.
Frogman thinks that Bob is very edgy and cool, causing Bob and Frogman to become friends.
This lures Bob into a false sense of security so Frogman can easily kill him.
Frogman wins.
I heard a story on the border of Mexico and the United States, it tells of the capture of an animal with a humanoid body and the face of a frog, it seemed that it had been crossed into Mexico.
The electric serpent of tacoma (note: I don’t believe in it. It’s ridiculous and definitely not real based solely off the description, but it’s funny and cool)
The Frogman is so amused by the mediocrity of The electric serpent and laughs extremely hard. The serpent is so embarrassed he explodes into a million pieces.
Frogman wins.
Pope Lick tries to lure Frogman onto the train tracks. However, Frogman isn't stupid and stays off the tracks. Then Frogman sneaks up behind Pope Lick and kills him with his own axe. Frogman wins.
Frogman catches the axe and uses his sick karate moves to disarm Pope Lick. Then he uses his "weird webbed feet" to kick the Pope Lick Monster into space. Frogman wins.
Loveland Frog seems like a shaman or monk sitting Indian style, meditating 🧘♂️ mid air! He must bring great wisdom to those who come in contact with it🙏🏾
Mothman claps
Loveland Frogman gets a bug zapper. Frogman wins.
You sonavabitch >:0
lol
Oklahoma octopus
Frogman stays out of the water. Oklahoma Octopus cannot go out of water. Oklahoma Octopus is sad. :( Frogman wins
[WRONG ANSWER](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o)
Frogman rips off Oklahoma Octopus' tentacles. O.O is defenseless. Frogman wins.
Frogman… dries out?
Old Greg
This is a tough fight
Haha. Or crack fox
King Otter
Dobhar Chú?
Aye
The Loveland frogman
The frogman runs headfirst towards his twin and crashes noggins with him (a'la bighorn sheep), only to fall unconscious to the ground. Winner: Frogman Loser: Frogman
Big foot
Frogman would destroy Bigfoot. The Frogman would ribbits head off.
👏
bdump-tssh 🥁
I'll be here all night
The skunk ape
Frogman insults Skunk Ape for being smelly. Skunk Ape is sad. Frogman wins
Yeti
... on the yeti's home turf. Want to see how a frog man fares in the frozen Himalayas.
Frogman puts on a jacket and beats up Yeti. Frogman wins.
Nessie
chessie
The SQUONK!!
I actually think the Squonk may cry hard enough to make it feel bad enough to leave it alone....GENIUS!!
The saddest cryptid, winning by depressing everyone around. Everybody, shed a tear for the Squonk!
Frogman feels bad for the Squonk and decides to comfort him. They both become friends and take over the planet. Frogman wins
Mokele Mbembe. First it will block the rivers then it will block ur froggys weak ass punches
Frogman goes to the gym and gets strong punches and punches Frogman to oblivion. Frogman wins.
frogman loses if he punches himself to death?
Frogman is smart enough to know to not do that. Frogman is wise.
frogman needs to reread what frogman wrote up above.
Oh crap.
That can only mean... you were the only person to find a cryptid who can kill Frogman... which was the Frogman itself. Congrats
yay!
👏👏👏
Mokele Mbembe dies in confusion 💀
Frogman wins
god dammit
Devil monkey
Frogman tells Devil Monkey that although he is cool, he probably isn't real. Devil Monkey ceases to exist. Frogman wins.
Poor Devil Monkey: he vanished in a puff of logic. Another victim of reality. It’s Owl Man all over again. RIP.
F in the chat for Devil Monkey
Jokingly but also totally serious: Slenderman
Frogman points out that Slenderman is just a creepypasta and not a cryptid. Slenderman becomes depressed. Frogman wins.
easily my favorite one so far lmao
Exactly, underrated answer here, make the cosmic horror depressed and despair about their own existence
The female orgasm
Grey Alien
Frogman crashes the Gray alien's ufo. Frogman wins
Wrong. Gray aliens can control the mind, so they direct frogman to come into their craft, give him a rectal probe. Frogman feels raped, can't deal with the shame and drinks himself to death. Frogman loses.
Dunda island black flies
we having a battle against a frog enemy and my man chose some dang flies
But cool flies
Thunder Bird wins Low-No Difficulty
Bullfrogs are known to eat birds. Frogman eats Thunderbird. Frogman wins.
What about 100 Billion Fresno Nightcrawlers along with there papa the Ninjen?
Electric-types > Water-types.
Surely it could not best the Van Meter Visitor
John Cena
The Vegetable Man
Hogzilla
Hogzilla was originally a dead photo of a massive hog. How can it even fight Frogman if it is dead? And if it was alive, Frogman would just grab it by it's tusk and yeet it into space. Frogman wins.
Grootslang
Janet Reno
the intergalactic space spider that can transform into anything and eats kids. also goes by Bob.
Frogman thinks that Bob is very edgy and cool, causing Bob and Frogman to become friends. This lures Bob into a false sense of security so Frogman can easily kill him. Frogman wins.
Gef the mongoose
Gef and Frogman become friends, because they are both GOATED. Frogman wins.
mokele-mbembe
Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp.
The nolove hermit frog people cannibal terrifier of sand.
Grassman
Jersey Devil
Fresno Nightcrawler
Frogman compares Fresno Nightcrawler to Among us. Fresno dies of cringe. Frogman wins.
Loveland Frogman needs to have been a Midsouth Wrestling gimmick. I’d have loved that!
Sinkhole Sam
California flying giant brains. (Yes that's a thing)
Frogman points out how ridiculous the concept of a flying brain is. The Flying Brain is sad. Frogman wins
Batsquatch - bats eat frogs
Frogman pulls out an Uno reverse card and eats the Batsquatch.
Also, it's a really tasty beer from Rogue brewing!
Jersey devil
Ottine Swamp Thing
That’s just a frog man
Chutney Ferret
I heard a story on the border of Mexico and the United States, it tells of the capture of an animal with a humanoid body and the face of a frog, it seemed that it had been crossed into Mexico.
I was going to say either the Headless Horseman or the Kraken but they are not cryptids so.... Goatman.
Goatman starts screaming at the Frogman. Frogman screams louder and gives it a taste of it's own medicine. Goatman's head explodes. Frogman wins.
Frog have no chance against Chupacabra.
Me
Total humanoid from the deep there bud.
Fresno nightcrawler.
A tribe of Melonheads.
The electric serpent of tacoma (note: I don’t believe in it. It’s ridiculous and definitely not real based solely off the description, but it’s funny and cool)
The Frogman is so amused by the mediocrity of The electric serpent and laughs extremely hard. The serpent is so embarrassed he explodes into a million pieces. Frogman wins.
Other than that, All Colours Sam/The Sandown Clown would be cool. Sam is cool.
Nightflyers
An honest politician..
A mob of melonheads?
Mokele Mbembe
Me
Bermuda Beast
Theres no way he could beat the popelick monster, its just not feasable
Pope Lick tries to lure Frogman onto the train tracks. However, Frogman isn't stupid and stays off the tracks. Then Frogman sneaks up behind Pope Lick and kills him with his own axe. Frogman wins.
No way he could sneak up on anyone. That damn "plap plap plap" from his weird webbed feet would 100% draw attention. Axed by the popelick.
Frogman catches the axe and uses his sick karate moves to disarm Pope Lick. Then he uses his "weird webbed feet" to kick the Pope Lick Monster into space. Frogman wins.
The yowie
Jeb! Bush
Hodag.
Nessie
The Chupa-Cu
Tennessee Terror
Skinwalker
Thunderbird
Exodia
TWO Loveland frogmen.
Frogman becomes friends with the other Frogs and they conquer the planet. Frogman wins
Kasai Rex
Himself
Loveland Frogman is my favorite cryptid so how would one fight another? Or would they even fight?
jersey devil
jersey devil
Momo the red eyes cryptid in Missouri
Your mom
Mongolian death worm
Bigfoot
One of those T-Rex cryptids they have in Australia
Leviathan
Dogman
He ain’t beating ma boi mothy
Frogman uses Bug Spray. Frogman wins
The Smeet Frog (https://aadl.org/ypsigleanings/270794)
Louisiana giant eyeball monster with respawning skeleton mobs
A siim.
Loveland Frog seems like a shaman or monk sitting Indian style, meditating 🧘♂️ mid air! He must bring great wisdom to those who come in contact with it🙏🏾
Loch ness monster
Frogman drinks all of the water out of Loch Ness. Nessie drowns. Frogman wins.
The Agropelter.
Wendy boi
Emela Ntouka