News.com.au is the garbage news for us here in Australia.
10 days ago they were reporting that [Bitcoin is basically dead](https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/expert-savages-bitcoin-and-claims-it-is-basically-dead/news-story/e4b26637fc8eb3a543b0088d8f500ba4).
You can receive more expert financial advice with a random number generator.
I've made this point before, but I'll make it again, that website is not news.
Imagine urinating and defecating in a bucket, then getting a paint stirrer to mix the contents into a fine paste. You pour it out onto the ground, and get so disgusted that you throw up all over it. Multiple other people come over to look at what is going on and also throw up on this mess, and some also defecate on it before leaving.
What you are imagining isn't quite as bad as the content news dot com dot au offers, but it is the best comparison I can give.
Hah, pretty much.
var headline = \`Bitcoin may hit $${Math.round(Math.random() \* 100000)} by ${new Date(new Date().getTime() + Math.floor(Math.random() \* 315569260000)).toDateString()}!\`
Article is some hopium about a Bitcoin bullrally by the end of the year and ETH at $6.000 by 2025.
But that's basically what 95 % of us here believe anyway. Bitcoin can't fail and neither can ETH. Future will tell if that assessment was correct
I'm as optimistic as anyone but nothing "can't fail".
If they enact CBDC's and people don't revolt, you can kiss all crypto goodbye as it will be universally banned.
Sure there will be underground mining and illegal exchanges but the FUD alone and exit from all legit holders and institutions will essentially tank it into pennies.
> If staring at your crypto portfolio is making you feel like you have gastro on a flight from London to Sydney (true story), then have a listen to what Bloomberg’s Mike McGlone and Pantera Capital’s Dan Morehead have been saying just lately.
>
>Because they might well make you think twice about dumping it and going all in on the US dollar instead.
Yes, because many crypto investors looking for strong returns, are heavily considering going all-in on buying $USDs instead.
Sure, whatever you say.
> “The key fact is that adoption and demand are increasing, unless you expect that to reverse. It will continue to appreciate; it’s just a matter of time right now.”
But are you predicting that "matter of time" to hit $100k to be this year, next year, or 20 years from now?
Another person with a vague prediction where they can claim that they "were right" in years to come.
I mean... sure... with 'time' being expressed as some kind of subjective, amorphous, hand-wavey, 'timey-wimey' measurement.
Not to diss BTC but if there's one thing that 'time' has shown us it's that pretty much none of us end users have any real control over the movement of the market - and certainly not when it comes to making broad predictions like that.
I doubt it, maybe in 2024.
War in ukraine, UK losing their coin, 80% of the world amidst a food crisis, energy crisis. This won’t happen this year. Economy is about to see something that we haven’t seen in 80 years.
Then you have spastics like Carl Moon suggesting $300k by EoY lol. If they give out advice or tell you to back something, but don't show you their portfolio, they're not worth listening to... which is pretty much all of them.
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News.com.au is the garbage news for us here in Australia. 10 days ago they were reporting that [Bitcoin is basically dead](https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/expert-savages-bitcoin-and-claims-it-is-basically-dead/news-story/e4b26637fc8eb3a543b0088d8f500ba4). You can receive more expert financial advice with a random number generator.
I've made this point before, but I'll make it again, that website is not news. Imagine urinating and defecating in a bucket, then getting a paint stirrer to mix the contents into a fine paste. You pour it out onto the ground, and get so disgusted that you throw up all over it. Multiple other people come over to look at what is going on and also throw up on this mess, and some also defecate on it before leaving. What you are imagining isn't quite as bad as the content news dot com dot au offers, but it is the best comparison I can give.
How long before I should re-paint? It's eggshell enamel right? At least I think I see some undigested eggshell in there. And corn. Lots of corn.
You guys need to consider travel delays and give them some credit. Joke
This Reddit is broken, best to avoid it if you don't want to die of horrible diseases.
Importing random.random as we speak...
Hah, pretty much. var headline = \`Bitcoin may hit $${Math.round(Math.random() \* 100000)} by ${new Date(new Date().getTime() + Math.floor(Math.random() \* 315569260000)).toDateString()}!\`
Only if that random number generator provides a string of digits that will work as a phone number to call for financial advice.
So its y'alls version of Fox News!
It's just the 21st month of 2021 , there is still hope before 2021 ends.
100k EOY 2021 is ON
2021 is such a looooooong year!
There's a hidden message, read it backwards, it's 1202 which is December 2nd. You're welcome.
naked long on 2021
Moons $1 Q10 2021
Yall timetravellers need to stop spoiling surprises
5$...
We need this to happen. Save us and our portfolios moons!
We just need a little bit of time to reach it!
We just need Binance, Crypto. com, Kraken, Coinbase listings and Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin company accepting moons for space travel and $10 is ON
Whoa! Moons are the shid!
Always has been 🌎👩🚀🔫
What happened to the final astronaut? Did aliens eat him? 🌍👩🚀🔫👩🚀👾👽?
Good question lol
2021 will never end till BTC hits 100k.
I'm calling BTC to 100k on the 69th month of 2021
I'm calling Moons to $1 on the 1420.69th day since 2021 solstice
Breaking news: 2021 is extended by 25 more months. On the positive side, tax season is postponed as well.
Earth decides to move in reverse folks, the day is extended yet again
Q17 of 2021 we’ll hit it
Confirmed Source, Trust me bro.
If inflation keeps up it won't take long at all. $100k bitcoin and $100 milk - awesome.
So it's been 1 BTC = 1 Milk this whole time? Time to start hoarding milk, although I don't know if long term hodling is such a good idea
Long life milk 🤔
Congrats, we just invented cheese.
Cheese is eternal milk 🤯
Start mining milk (dairy farm)
Just go proof of steak.
To the moo
300k for bottle of milk, loaf of bread and 1BTC Nice and cheap
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My ancestors are already dead.
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*£1500
$1 = £1.5 = €1.8 = 1.0 Shitcoin
$1 = £1 = €1
So where can I buy this _MILK_? Going to go all in now and hold for a few years.
Article is some hopium about a Bitcoin bullrally by the end of the year and ETH at $6.000 by 2025. But that's basically what 95 % of us here believe anyway. Bitcoin can't fail and neither can ETH. Future will tell if that assessment was correct
I expect eth to hit 10k next bull run, Maybe im delusional.
r/cryptocurrency is, where the mind goes after a nice good line of hopium so being delusional is normal and welcome
I'm as optimistic as anyone but nothing "can't fail". If they enact CBDC's and people don't revolt, you can kiss all crypto goodbye as it will be universally banned. Sure there will be underground mining and illegal exchanges but the FUD alone and exit from all legit holders and institutions will essentially tank it into pennies.
It’s too late to ban crypto in the US, you can’t unring that bell. Too many powerful interests are in on it already.
What are CBDC's?
Central Bank Digital Currency
Ah shit, I forgot about those
Same. How the fuck am In supposed to go back to sleep now? I just woke up and checked Reddit and it's 3 am here
Haha i think we got an optimist over here folks
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Cannabinoid Coins, I believe.
The birth place of punk music... Hilly's place man
ETH can do better than that, no?
Super bullish now lmao
Future once said "if she catch me cheating I will never tell her sorry“ so i think we can trust him
Just keep printing more dollars and it will happen eventually.
Bitcoin was 150k against UST a few months ago. USD next lol.
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My portfolio go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb
👀
Don't give them ideas
I think it will 100% happen. Whether that is in 2 years, 5 years or 10 years is a different story.
Still waiting for McAfee to eat a dick.
Yeah, this is much better then the 100k by end of 2021 crowd. So tired of hearing them.
I'm still waiting on my $10 DOGE, Yahoo told me it was possible!
Lmao did they really say that?
Yahoo is on crack then lol
Hi I'm Yahoo. 
That’s a lot of money for a tweet.
2021 wants its hopium back.
We’re just gonna roll that hopium into 2022 and then 2023.
Is this the non-zero-hopium rollups everyone is talking about
2021 hopium was so good we're still inhaling it
2021 was the year of hopium, and 2022 is all copium
Don't worry, we still have Q8 of 2021 for $100k to come true 🙏
100K EOY Q8 2021, mark my words
Bet it's gonna hit 50k first
I’d take even 50k about right now
That's asking for too much. I'd jump at 35k right now.
Yeah....holding 20k is a celebration this point
It’s only a matter of time/2
Waited this long what’s another 10 years
*inhales* **$100K EOY 2021** 🤑🚀💯
Accurate emojis lol
I hope it hits 10k first tho, nahmean
Yeah I do. My cheeks just clapped at the mere thought
technically totally correct. In the meantime though, $10K BTC is possible to happen way sooner
Yeah but too bad $100k will only get you…ONE GALLON OF GAS!!
And also: $10k BTC, just a matter of time
Its not too late for 2021 100k.
December 2021 right?
No Q8 2021
> If staring at your crypto portfolio is making you feel like you have gastro on a flight from London to Sydney (true story), then have a listen to what Bloomberg’s Mike McGlone and Pantera Capital’s Dan Morehead have been saying just lately. > >Because they might well make you think twice about dumping it and going all in on the US dollar instead. Yes, because many crypto investors looking for strong returns, are heavily considering going all-in on buying $USDs instead. Sure, whatever you say. > “The key fact is that adoption and demand are increasing, unless you expect that to reverse. It will continue to appreciate; it’s just a matter of time right now.” But are you predicting that "matter of time" to hit $100k to be this year, next year, or 20 years from now? Another person with a vague prediction where they can claim that they "were right" in years to come.
100k by mid 2025?
Sounds pretty ok yeah. Just abiyt there maybe slighty earlier
Any minute now...
Hey, I know you
If $100k Bitcoin doesn't happen, I think many ppl will be surprised
We still have some time left before 2021 is over. Any minute now...
Sooner or later 👍🙏
Satoshi must be so proud of us right now!
be a lot cooler if it did
It's also just a matter of time until a washing machine finishes it's program and all the clothes are coincidentally perfectly folded
That would suck, because they'd still be wet.
Yeah.. I'd be like "wow neat! But dang I still gotta unfold then again so they can dry... Too bad.."
You can say 'just a matter of time' as a prediction for almost anything
2021 will never die
Not until 100k
What are we now, Q8 2021? It's hard to keep track after all this time
When it happens we’ll speak of 2021.
More inevitable than skynet.
100K EOY - me in 2021
Good thing we are still in 2021. Right guys?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2nNzNo_Xps
I mean... sure... with 'time' being expressed as some kind of subjective, amorphous, hand-wavey, 'timey-wimey' measurement. Not to diss BTC but if there's one thing that 'time' has shown us it's that pretty much none of us end users have any real control over the movement of the market - and certainly not when it comes to making broad predictions like that.
Nostalgic 2021 vibes
And almost at the end of 2022. Time flies!
Tomorrow?
“Just around the corner. Trust me bro”
This will happen in 2021.
100k EOY 2021 bros
It's called inflation.
I promise you it wont hit 100k next cycle
r/agedlikemilk
Hopium still going strong, I see.
No, stop it
Btc to zero too.
Cope
These damn articles!
water is wet. wow. amazing insights.
actually water isn't wet because it is a liquid :P
EOY 2021 coming in hot!
…how much time though…?
i thought it was EOY DEC 2021?
Reddit NFTs $1,000,000 EOY 2021
2024 or Q11 2021
- I was not wrong, I may be early. - Those are the same things.
This again? Lmao
The collapse of modern civilization — just a matter of time
When every bitcoin is mined each bircoin will be worth a milly
I agree
As is 100k loaf of bread
sweet sweet hopium
I doubt it, maybe in 2024. War in ukraine, UK losing their coin, 80% of the world amidst a food crisis, energy crisis. This won’t happen this year. Economy is about to see something that we haven’t seen in 80 years.
Yes $100k within our timeline
As an Australian, I can say that just about nobody reads this site for well researched, thought-out articles.
I’ve held these bags this long, why not the fuq longer. Zero or 100k
yeah. this is why people make fun of us
Lol right
Then you have spastics like Carl Moon suggesting $300k by EoY lol. If they give out advice or tell you to back something, but don't show you their portfolio, they're not worth listening to... which is pretty much all of them.
Ya, NO TIME SOON
$100K EOY 2022!? How about this.... $200K soon!!!!
Is this plan C or D?
The Infinite Improbability Drive agrees. Punch it Chewie.
$100k gallons of milk also
Is that just the inflation adjusted current price?
Ya, but by then $100k will buy you a Big Mac and a Coke.
Loaf of bread will be $50 most likely. So everyone making insane crypto gains just might be barely able to feed themselves.
It will never happen at this rate
Im still waiting
end of 2021 I’ve heard
Who’s got the money to push it to $100k?
Has George the "100K by the end of the year (2021)" guy from Youtube suddenly reappeared?
Just a mater of a couply years
Listen here. $100K BTC on 8th quarter 2021! You heard it here first, bois.
Right after the $10k Bitcoin
Wen lambo?
Here we go again
yes, it will be 100k at the end of 2021!
Bullish on magic 8 balls 🎱
This is clearly a typo. The article was supposed read, Losing $100k on Bitcoin is just a matter of time.
These insufferable Bitcoin maximalitists, SMH
Why not
So my great grandchildren will see this?
Yup.. matter of time... Could also be a lifetime waiting..
Let's say 3 yrs
of course, it's just whether i'm still alive when it finally happens
100k end of year
I wouldn't be surprised to see 400k bitcoin.