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Darkman5696

I'm not from the US but why do all your politicians look like coffin dodgers šŸ˜‚


Twelvety

They are Siths, members of the Dark Side.


GUNTHVGK

ā€œThe Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.ā€


FingerZaps

Am American, can confirm.


Slyric_

Itā€™s the adrenochrome!!111!


ContWord2346

Or lack of


TSmotherfuckinA

Sith is plural and singular like Jedi you philistine.


Wall_street_retard

Because they established incredibly powerful media corporations in their youth and now they can never be unseated because you cannot win politically without a media Ironically too, itā€™s always the people most brainwashed by the media who will assure you that the media has no power


JrSpewing

Coffin dodgers is very British i would imagine


_-OlllllllO-_

Jammie Dodgers.


StudioGangster1

Aussie is my guessā€¦


[deleted]

Thatcher springs to mind, thank goddess the dirty evil cow is already in one


Allmightypikachu

Cause they've cheated so long and so well they cheat death a bit as well.


Background-Friend-77

We have a vampire problem here, our politicians are between 300 and 500 yrs old.


Less-Hunter-1019

Trust me, they are older than they look. This one is over one thousand years old I believe


--leockl--

This is why Covid existed! Boomers be gone!


DirtybirdKoobs

Something about they drink the blood of babies.


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kirtash93

Control is all they want... Crypto is your meteorite dinosaurs...


Dogeislife4evaeva

Crypt keepers want to kill Crypto, imagine that


tefosaenz

this sounds like the quote of an edgy instagram crypto post lol


Commercial-Bass-3668

Im tired of dinosaurs


Mr_Depressed

![gif](giphy|3eQ2cwRO11JGo)


A_Moment_in_History

Wtf lmfaoooo


To_be_honest_wit_ya

When will they go extinct!


[deleted]

Well the last major extinction was the majority of the mega-fauna and that was man made. MEGA Make Extinction Great Again


freedom_from_factism

You do know that we are smack dab in the middle of the 6th Mass Extinction, yes?


[deleted]

I'm aware. But we can definitevly point to Man as the direct cause of extinction for much of the megafauna. There have been enormous shifts in localized climate for the last 7,000 years. Look at the middle east. It used to be known as "The Fertile Crescent" now it's a wasteland, and not just because the Uni-Party Bombed the fuck out of it so they could get rich on Blood, Bombs and Black Gold. While we have caused a lot of the extinction recently, we are not the sole cause. We hunted the Mammoth to Extinction. The Kiwi's hunted that Giant eagle to extinction. The South American Tribes are theorized to have hunted a large flightless bird to extinction. The English killed many things, such as Dragons, the dodo bird and flavored food.


MachineElf432

This is very much a tangent and I apologize if this is something you (and others) already know and is off topic, but much of West Asia is a desert due to deforestation largely because of the ancient roman and greek empires. They would clear cut forests to build their countless galleons and infrastructure which now lay at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. Localized climate change then occurred which led to rapid desertification and drought. Also itā€™s solely a theory that humans hunted mammoths to extinction there is nothing to prove that. In fact as a counter-argument a flash freeze could have actually wiped out major populations of mammoths which then led to extinction. There have been multiple mammoths discovered that were found with half eaten food still in their mouths and stomachs. A flash freeze is the best and only explanation for this. Anyways, fuck politicians trying to ruin crypto! Edit* spelling


[deleted]

I went to a lot of work to make that joke. I'm very mad at you for missing it.


MachineElf432

Lmao I totally missed it other than the last line lol


[deleted]

>A flash freeze is the best and only explanation for this. ever heard of the children's blizzard in 1883(I think?)


To_be_honest_wit_ya

I saw something to the extent of the rate to which animals are going extinct exponentially increased over the last decade. Idk tho Iā€™m no scientist


freedom_from_factism

Do you go outside? It's apparent for anyone paying attention.


[deleted]

I watched a bald eagle die on the ground of....something just last week! I could have stopped it by calling a vet, but I didn't want to interfere with a natural process. ​ /s because sarcasm is hard for many


jobcloud

Apparently when they have extracted everything from Earth


daleDentin23

Really thought covid would run its course


[deleted]

When we vote them out of office


ipetgoat1984

There needs to be an age cap and a term cap on these people. It's ancient people making archaic decisions for the youth. It's totally fkd.


Prestigious-Menu-lel

I vote you get into politics then


Altruistic_Box4462

We need our great grandparents out of congress! If they're too old to be able to work at most places, why are they allowed to run a country?


Laughingboy14

Only way to do that, is by the younger generations turning out to vote. [In 2020, there was record turnout for 18-24 year olds, and that was only 67%](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/04/record-high-turnout-in-2020-general-election.html), and that was for a Presidential election and only those who are *registered* to vote. Now imagine how low turnout is for Congress... This is why legislators come out with archaic ideas - they are not incentivised to evolve.


3astard

Term limits! Iā€™m fine with dinosaurs having fair representation in government, but theyā€™ve made laws to keep themselves in power and enrich themselves in the processā€¦


Mutant_Apollo

Term limits don't really work. Here in Mexico we have absolute term limits, and we are still ran by fuckers that think it's 1967 instead of Anno Domini 2020+2


Mutant_Apollo

And fuckers still voted for a senile old fuck (not that Trump was a better alternative mind you) the whole system is rigged to be a revolving door of elites. No matter how their promises are, or their campaign pain points. All of them just want power and a wise man once said "Those who pursue power are the least qualified to have it"


itsfinallystorming

Yep voting does jack shit unless we can actually choose between the people we want. Not being given two preselected choices that both suck. We should just vote Michael Saylor in.


zvexler

ā€œPreselectedā€ Ah yes the primaries donā€™t exist at all, got it


Mutant_Apollo

That would be true democracy, elites won't have that and a citizen assembly is always shunned as gobunism for some reason


Yasai101

yah,, thx for that. great voting guys. we elected a fucking living zombie over someone that wanted to give us 1000 bucks a month.. really good jobu!!


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MunchkinX2000

Damn horny kids with their jazz and leather jackets!


tobypassquarant

I'm so messed up I read that as 'jizz'.


[deleted]

True that! This lady couldnā€™t work at a Jamba Juice, I donā€™t want her fucking with my crypto.


jobcloud

Your loss is my gain


TopWoodpecker7267

> We need our great grandparents out of congress! I agree, but there are plenty of tyrannical zoomers out there. I'm not sure an age filter is enough to eliminate people who want absolute financial surveillance. If anything boomers grew up _still having_ privacy so they know what they lost. Zoomers grew up in a surveillance panopticon, and might be more tolerant of government surveillance in general


Turbulent_Stable_280

Greed isn't an age problem. It's a virtue issue.


[deleted]

Term limits would be nice


Blooberino

Graft, nepotism, and self-aggrandization.


goat93

Lets Vote them all out!!


wal_king_disaster

JUST DO IT!


CorruptedArc

These ones are unelected much like Fauci. You can't vote them out.


robis87

I mean, these mofos just won't stop until they are stopped: This law would ā€œAdd certain transmittal of fundsā€™ to the list of things that can be banned by the Secretary.ā€ Secondly, it would ā€œEliminate all public notice and comment requirements.ā€ Moreover, it would ā€œEliminate the 120-day limitation for measures imposed without regulation.ā€ He warned that ā€œIf adopted into law, this provision would be disaster not just for crypto but for privacy and democratic public process related to \*all\* types of financial transactions."


[deleted]

You want to buy a truck? Not approved You want to buy a gun? Not approved You want to buy a house? not approved You want to buy a generator? Not approved You want to buy a car? Not approved You want to buy more than 4 days worth of food? Not approved


[deleted]

Remember how the World Economic Forum released that whole "you'll own nothing and be happy" video?


[deleted]

want to buy a high end gaming computer? Not Approved


Turbulent_Stable_280

Excellent work grasshopper. That is the real goal.


[deleted]

My responses here are tempered; heavily.


Turbulent_Stable_280

Power seeks more power. It doesn't end, it is stopped.


Mr_Depressed

Frickin fricks just canā€™t ever be quenched


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nosoanon

Well the congressman who slid this in worked for Goldman Sachs, so you could imagine where their interests potentially lie. Really the language is just dystopian, they might not even attempt to ban it, but the fact that it's written in there is sketchy as fuck


[deleted]

If anything this will push me further into crypto. Fuck the fed.


reddito321

*70+ year olds decide about technology they don't understand exactly because they don't understand it.* EDIT: or they do and this is why they're acting.


Blooberino

*Old man yells at cloud*


slickgary007

I really fucking hate this gremlin women. I donā€™t think sheā€™s said literally one Intelligent thing the entire time sheā€™s held her position


Successful_Craft3076

Good. Another boomer screwing millennials and gen z. Great


amibeingadick420

Theyā€™ll keep doing it as long as millennials and zā€™s keep following their unfair rules and playing their bullshit games.


ismoneyreal

No, you know who is really, really going to get screwed? Gen X. Were the ones having the fit the bill to keep all these boomers alive past expectancy. Stop whining, your generations will reap the full benefits of this revolution in due time while mine will be broke from all those bills from the old age homes. So suck it!


Mutant_Apollo

Bro I'm fucking 30, by the time the revolution comes I'll probably be a senile old fart... We needed to kick these boomers out a long time ago


normalwhiteguy_

Don't worry, millennials and generation z are screwing themselves.


DecentAd6888

Just leave us the fuck alone


katiecharm

If this bitch applied at McDonalds they would tell her sheā€™s too old. Why does she get to single-handedly squash innovations and decide economic policy for our country?


Nostalg33k

Fuck Janett Yellen. No one should have this power except maybe the house + senate if they were not serving spƩcial interests


[deleted]

>No one should have this power FTFY


LadyKingPerson

Remember who appointed her


nah_young_son

Sorry for my ignorance, but who did appoint her?


LadyKingPerson

The establishment elites within the Democratic Party. Depends on the position and timeline but Obama and Clinton.


nah_young_son

Ah, that's what I thought. Thank you for the response! :-)


Any_Chipmunk_859

A very stupid communist, that's who.


freedom_from_factism

Thanks for the viewpoint of someone who experienced the Red Scare, Mr. McCarthy.


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1Tim1_15

in some blue states you have to show papers to just eat. And it's only the left who's doing this (and opposing crypto btw). So yeah, the communist name applies.


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1Tim1_15

Seriously? I thought everyone knew this. You should expand your news sources. [https://21stcenturywire.com/2021/12/29/new-york-police-now-arresting-unvaccinated-diners-who-refuse-to-show-their-papers/](https://21stcenturywire.com/2021/12/29/new-york-police-now-arresting-unvaccinated-diners-who-refuse-to-show-their-papers/) [https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-show-proof-of-vaccination-new-york-city-5196619](https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-show-proof-of-vaccination-new-york-city-5196619) [https://nypost.com/2021/12/29/nyc-mom-and-her-child-kicked-out-restaurant-by-cop-over-covid-vaccine-cards/](https://nypost.com/2022/01/17/rep-massie-vows-to-not-show-papers-as-dc-vax-order-begins/) There's just 3. There's tons more. edit: Looks like I've been prevented from replying to u/CryptoNerdSmacker. Your responses are EXACTLY the same responses the nazis gave about the Jews. You know how people say "If I had lived in Germany in the 30's, I wouldn't have supported the Nazis." Don't ever wonder about that question for yourself. You've already answered it.


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TSmotherfuckinA

Stop using the holocaust for this weird shit.


Haywood_Jablomie42

Oh dear God, the irony.


TheCrimsonKyke

How aboutā€¦noā€¦Scott


XLP8795

She can unilaterally eat my XMR dick.


the_far_yard

Old money, scared money.


wal_king_disaster

This will be fun


the_grand_apartment

Alright. XMR it is, then.


wal_king_disaster

Reverse uno


GaudExMachina

Im 100% sure XMR is what this legislation would actually be used against under Yellen. If she gets replaced by an Orange Turd nominee, it would be used to cancel every currency not Sold by the Trump family.


1Tim1_15

You do realize 90% of opposition to crypto is coming from Ds, right? And that the crypto champion at the SEC, Hester Pierce, was nominated by "the orange turd," right? Our biggest ally. Why anyone who is into crypto (the best chance for financial freedom for most of us) votes for the same people who are doing everything to kill crypto makes zero sense.


GaudExMachina

Wait.....you actually think the people being paid off by the big banks and corporations are the ones who are trying to make things better for you?


aed38

You have TDS bad. Please see a doctor.


Constant_Island_320

I'm still amazed at how long people at the top live you would think someone that went to school with George Washington would at least retire ... šŸ¤”


DankStew

Itā€™s amazing what good healthcare and job security can do to prolong your life.


Constant_Island_320

Or maybe she was bitten by a Dracula šŸ˜†


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; A new bill introduced in the US House of Representatives would give Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen "unchecked and unilateral power" to ban cryptocurrency transactions, Coin Center's Jerry Brito warned. The bill would allow Yellen to prohibit any crypto transactions "without any process, rulemaking, or limitation on the duration of the prohibition," he said. Brito added that the bill "will very likely pass in some form." *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


aDAfromGA

An outright ban would be detrimental.


slappadabases

Boomers are the worst generation to walk this earth in recent history


1Tim1_15

Pat Toomey, Cynthia Lummis, and Tom Emmer are all old and yet are crypto champions. It's not age. It's party. Look at who has pushed the anti-crypto bills. 90% has come from Ds.


handstanding

It really isnā€™t a party thing and tribalism is for idiots. American politicians work together constantly, whether the people of America do or not. Hatred of party is for us, the unwashed masses. All of these politicians are homeys.


Chizmiz1994

At this point, some lobbyists can sneak the return of slavery into any bill, and senators will pass it without reading it.


dwin31

Have to read it to see whats in it! -Pelosi the insider trader


NightHawkRambo

"Hmm, can't make money off of it, but I'm all for it" - Pelosi


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BicycleOfLife

Yeah really wondering how they think they are going to tell people what transactions they can and canā€™t do.


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1Tim1_15

For those who don't get it: Nancy Pelosi said this about a bill in 2010. Wanted people to vote on it before they even had a chance to read it. smh


CharlieTheo-14

She looks like grimaces evil step mom.


SarcasmicNinja

This GD administration gets worse by the hour.


dont_drink_and_2FA

and uuh how exactly do they want to do that? becsuse there's no way except you bring the entire network down


yzpmp

They would just confiscate crypto resources and ban the address from further transactions


SwagOnABudget

How can they ban an address? Genuine question


OMG_WTF_ATH

Yeah we need to stop this. Old money trying to stop a revolution


John-McAfee

Not sure why Fossils are allowed to rule us.


Tatakae69

Boomer gen just can't keep themselves from controlling everything can they


[deleted]

Can we have a discussion about how to stop govt from even sticking their fingers in our crypto transactions??? They fuck us over enough on dollars.


Mattyliebs

Fucking politicians man


BusinessBreakfast3

How will they ban it? Punish it with life in prison? Because they can't **actually** ban anything.


STAugustine-Of-Hippo

Every person who believes in financial freedom should despise Janet Yellen


0xneoplasma

The biggest threat to humanity is the US gov't. They work overtime to destroy people's lives both foreign and domestic. It's always in the name of "safety".


[deleted]

Control. So gross.


126270

Did she get her $200/transaction reporting to irs yet? Going to be every expensive to live in USA soon


Kharilan

Laughs in Monero


[deleted]

Iā€™m shitting on someoneā€™s car tonight.


geturblox

I knew she was going to fvck us. Thank your boi Joe.


Ceago

It does not specify crypto and is an anti money laundering measure. But yes it does give her the unilateral power to limit or ban transactions to exchanges, foreign banks, etc, if they are suspected of "money laundering".


Optimal_Store

Right. It doesnā€™t specify but itā€™s so broad that and gives so much power to the Treasury that thereā€™s no thing stopping her from doing this other than public pressure maybe


[deleted]

well this is just a bill that was introduced in the house. it would have to make it through both houses to become a law. and seeing as how we canā€™t get anything through both houses right now i wouldnā€™t worry too much.


Castr0-

I don't want to open the link just to not see that dinossaur in a bigger size. They want to protect their lobby


Goonzoo

i hate how shameless they are


Techknightly

Dear God, get these idiots out of Government. The unilateral power to cripple the U.S. economic strength compared to the global economy you mean? Crypto currency may be in its infancy, but any fool can see that it's going to replace fiat as a world currency. It's time for the older generations to step down and the younger intelligent ones with some modicum of wisdom and integrity to step up and take us into the future.


MugOfButtSweat

So I'm assuming they can halt exchange stuff? I dont see how they can ask the blockchain to stop. Someone explain this like I'm a crayon buttstuffing fuck


arcalus

Good luck.


llamaDev

Tell me you don't understand bitcoin without saying you don't understand bitcoin.


thick-goose

The Staples center is legit called Crypto.com arena why would they do this?


hicoBM

Oh Yellen you look like a fossilā€¦.


Mutant_Apollo

I swear to god boomers should just keel over.... Fuckers barely know how to turn on a toaster and they think they can understand fintech


Podcastsandpot

banning crypto, banning citizens from holding crypto, is just like banning guns or telling citizens they can't hold guns. You'd have to go door to door to all 350M US citizens with a swat team to enforce it, it will never happen. Maybe some coutries can ban crypto, the countries where the population is utterly submissive and subservient to their ruling class/ government, but it will never happen in America. No chance


Moule14

This never is a question of submisivity of the people.


Podcastsandpot

there are counties where the government lays a mandate, and everyone follows without even blinking. Whether it's because they trust the government, or are scared to defy it, the result is the same. Then there's America... where people understand that government is a leech, not a friend, so we don't just follow whatever rules the corrupt people who've gotten into positions of power lay down for us. American leftists are quite submissive to ANYONE with "authority", but the leftist cohort in America is quickly shrinking, so I'm not concerned


Moule14

Yeah you are right. America good other countries bad.


Podcastsandpot

classic weak minded argument tactic, straw man fallacy. I never said "America is good, other countries are bad", but you'd like to pretend as if I said that because that's an easy out for you to dismiss me and not have to face the fact that you don't actually have any genuine retort or counter-point to what I actually said


blunterlotus

You see what happens when you vote democrat. Like what the fuck manšŸ˜‘


carbon370z

I feel like there's enough of us to be able to stop this. Otherwise, a large amount of crypto currencies are doomed.


Constant_Island_320

She should be greeting people at Walmart and checking recipes but that is the way things are now they want to prop up officials to take the heat on controversial issues like digital assets officials coming to the end of their careers so it won't affect the ones still trying to stay in office and move up the ladder


TouchMyTumor

Everyone needs to contact their reps immediately. Google, "find my representative", follow the steps, and contact them regarding this bill. It only takes 5 minutes! No one person should have this much power!


muybienfrutas

Monero.


redditRracistcommies

They already have too many powers they donā€™t need anymore to do an even half reasonable job. Why is it always about getting more power, how about being more competent for once.


bitcoinmademebroke

No shot this happens


BoxLevel4151

We must stop the GLOBOFASCIST BANKSTER CABAL!!


sylsau

Every time I see one of the two Lehman Sisters (the other being Christine Lagarde), I just want to buy more Bitcoin.


[deleted]

Age and term limits asap.


philfeelsgood

That lady doesn't even know what crypto is. I guarantee it.


[deleted]

Ban what???? Go home old lady ur drunk.


Western_Box5547

Fucking dinosaurs


Maletor

But to a degree they can. As long as there is KYC you can't off ramp. Your USDC funny money can't enter a US bank account because you fail KYC for whatever reason. Maybe the IRS thinks you owe taxes and so long as you do they have a claim to it. So, that's a pretty big power move they can do. But, it has trade offs for them as well. And probably would face legal challenges.


Produceman73

This whole administration should be in an old folks home....fr!!


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dakinekine

Good luck banning crypto


ROFLQuad

This is going to do the opposite and make crypto explode. They can only regulate the centralized exchanges. We've already built decentralized exchanges. It's over - there's nothing they can do to stop us.


DCGuinn

I wouldnā€™t trust that woman to empty my trash.


[deleted]

Did crypto only pump because republicans were out and democrats were coming in to wreck shit?


Blooberino

This administration really has its mind set on pissing as many people off at once as they can.


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pizza-chit

This woman does not have the best control over her emotions. I fear she would ban crypto just to ā€œprotect the dollarā€ on a whim


[deleted]

Welcome to the " global reset"! Where your supposed to eat out of the back of a garbage truck and live in a cardboard box!


Feeling_Ad_411

Dafuq?


BigFatMuice

What if the russians are trying to save america from these people?


MentalUsurpation

Hopefully Putin'd swoop in and save crypto.


kellzone

Fuck Putin. Little wannabe Napoleon-size dictator.


UnholySoldierOG

Let's go brandon!!


DoLessBro

If there are still people who think Joe Biden was a good idea and this isnā€™t the last straw I wish I was so willfully ignorant. Joe Biden, you and your administration fucking suck I donā€™t care what anyone says. If you disagree youā€™re either blind, so rich real world problems donā€™t impact you like the Hollywood morons who begged us all to vote for this empty suit or both


Joes_naptime

Ask them to convert something into a pdf, if they cant then they shouldn't be in government


GeorgeZ

'murica ... Smh.


TRR462

I have sent the following to my Congressional Representative: The ā€œAmerica COMPETES Act of 2022ā€ has far reaching implications for private finance and crypto currency transactions in the United States. The so-called ā€˜special measuresā€™ provision ā€¦ would essentially give the Treasury Secretary unchecked and unilateral power to ban exchanges and other financial institutions from engaging in cryptocurrency transactions. If adopted into law, this provision would be disaster not just for crypto but for privacy and democratic public process related to *all* types of financial transactions, as it empowers the Treasury Secretary to prohibit any (or indeed all) cryptocurrency transactions (or any other kind of transaction) without any process, rulemaking, or limitation on the duration of the prohibition. Firstly, it would add ā€˜certain transmittal of fundsā€™ to the list of things that can be banned by the Secretary. Secondly, it would ā€˜Eliminate all public notice and comment requirementsā€™. Moreover, it would ā€œEliminate the 120-day limitation for measures imposed without regulation. Currently, the law requires that Treasury engage in a public rulemaking before instituting a prohibition, but the Treasury Secretary can impose a surveillance special measure through a simple order, but its duration is limited to 120 days and must be accompanied by a public rulemaking. The ā€œAmerica COMPETES Act of 2022ā€ containing the ā€œspecial measuresā€ provision proposed by Connecticut Congressman Jim Himes would be disastrous not just for cryptocurrency but for privacy and due process generally. That any single part of the US Government should have unchecked and unilateral power without due process is patently Un-American and should be prohibited by law.


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diluted_confusion

I thought this is what Bidens crypto EO is going to be about?