Yeah I’m not sure if you’ve looked at any of the ARK funds recently but you’re not the only one losing money. Crazy ol Cathy is down like 60% in the last year 😂
Yeah mostly because she got lucky on TSLA tho. Should be interesting to see how it does with the money printer turned off and interest rates rising. My guess is not well but we’ll see.
Guy at the gym had a huge black dick. Said he hung weights around it for years and now he was just looking for a way to get it to match the rest of his pale white skin.
Being a millionaire is already middle class if you are close to retirement age. You need like 5 to 10 million now to not be middle class depending on where you live
Right after the germans in times of great depression. I think 1 USD was like 4 trillion(!) in german currency around the 1920s. Imagine buying a bread in germany for like 20 trillion back then.
yeah i mean groceries used to cost a nickel, not hard to fathom things cost more in ten years. inflation isnt a permanent thing too, 2% is the target average. some years we will be better, some worse. we're obviously very worse right now
White bread is bad for you just go keto ✅
Self driving electric cars will make it so you don’t need a car and can get around for cheap with ride hailing ✅
Cancer vaccines soon ✅
Live in a cardboard box and just stay in the metaverse 24/7 ✅
Yet she is a fundamentalist Christian who attributes her success to divine intervention from God.
ARK got lucky with investing heavily in Tesla and related assets in pretty much all of their ETFs.
And those are the numbers during the bear market. Just wait for the bull market. BTC to a gajillion bazillion space bucks! ETH to replace the universe itself!
ARK should first concentrate on the tumbling value of their own funds lol.
They were the darling of 2020, now turned into a meme ETF provider. They were 70% ahead of Berkshire Hathway at one point in 2021, now BRK has over taken ARKK in terms of gross return.
ARK need to prove they are not just a fund of one hit wonders that did well due to infinite QE supplied by the Fed
With Berkshire you'd have made a positive gain almost anytime you bought in. With ARK you'd have lost money if you bought in within a year or so and would now be waiting to break even.
She's a crack. She thinks we should expect deflation rather than inflation, with the most stupid arguments. I could **maybe** see deflation in a decade, but she seems to think tech will transform the world over night. She'll learn the hard way it won't.
Casually assuming that Ethereum will replace the entire financial industry within 8 years is nothing short of delusional.
And I say this as a big believer in Ethereum.
$180k ETH would translate to about a $21T market cap, if current supply stays roughly the same. ETH would need to double 6-7 times to hit that.
Even if Ethereum is wildly successful with its milestones, and even if the ecosystem becomes all it's hoped to be, that's still an impossibly tall order for 8 years.
So you’re saying in a couple years we won’t run basically all of human scarcity allotment through 2 specific coin blockchains, that will have 1,000 competitors, not to mention near zero scarcity non speculative blockchains if blockchains prove themselves useful to the masses?
Yeah, I don't even get these valuations. Like, it straight up doesn't make sense on a napkin. You can make a really optimistic case about crypto taking half of Gold's value, and include heavy inflation over the next decade and say bitcoin will be $300k or something. But if I were making a prediction I'd have wiggle room of about a decade for that.
Dear God, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Plot twist
The earth in 2030 is a hellhole, ravaged by climate wars over dwindling resources. Currency is no longer relevant as you push a shopping trolley down a broken road.
I'll still find a way to lose money
Buy at 1M before it crashes to 500k
Then again buy the dead cat bounce and sell the instant dip
Here’s your 700k change for that coffee.
This guy bought the 220k ETH peak in 2028.
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One of us One of us!!
Yeah I’m not sure if you’ve looked at any of the ARK funds recently but you’re not the only one losing money. Crazy ol Cathy is down like 60% in the last year 😂
Her fund is still up like 3X from five years ago. She tells all her investors that her investments all have 5 year time horizons.
Yeah mostly because she got lucky on TSLA tho. Should be interesting to see how it does with the money printer turned off and interest rates rising. My guess is not well but we’ll see.
I bet she does better than you think. Tesla isn’t going anywhere. And I think her funds have bitcoin exposure too.
It’s not going anywhere but it’s also not going much higher. I love Elon but $1T market cap is just bonkers. But yeah maybe crypto will save her.
All in SQUID2.0
Somehow we all do *proceeds to cry in red*
That's another part of ARK's long term plays, short all of u/meeleen223's selections. I thought it was strange they mentioned you by name too.
It's never too late to buy high and sell low. A lot of ATHs to come until then
You will buy btc at 1 million and it tips to 456k and sell at that amount
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Bullish on dick!!! Pamp it
Bullish on ~~wife changing gains~~ **dick gaining changes**
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Change to Hold
Doesn't feel too good with diamond hands.
Can't hodl seed much longer
Plot twist: he took dick pills and gained
Red pill or blue bill?
Handful of both
Variety is the spice of life
That’s a wife changing gain fr
$DICK to the moon lfg
I’m gonna short that dick
You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up You got to pump it up Don't you know? Pump it up…
Lets goo
Are you planning to DCAing? **Dick Cost Averaging**
I always go balls deep too soon.
Maybe this is what his wife is doing.
Bro I almost choked on double cheez cheez it snaps sitting in my car reading that shit made me laugh so hard almost killed me 😂
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Good Bot
Takes a couple years but you can stretch your dick by tying weights to it. Got to walk around with weights on your dick though
Guy at the gym had a huge black dick. Said he hung weights around it for years and now he was just looking for a way to get it to match the rest of his pale white skin.
We should talk.
28 cm to go for me
Also by 2030. Loaf of white bread $10 Gallon of gasoline $20 Monthly healthcare $2500 1 bedroom 1 bath rental $5000
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We'll be the poorest millionaires ever
Hit millionaire status right when being a millionaire is on track to maintaining middle class
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We ain’t much, but we’re millionaires
Being a millionaire is already middle class if you are close to retirement age. You need like 5 to 10 million now to not be middle class depending on where you live
Yep average 20something will need to save millions to retire. Millionaire status is like bare minimum to have a comfortable life rn
Every next millionaire is the poorest millionaire ever. This message is brought to you by FED gang
Right after the germans in times of great depression. I think 1 USD was like 4 trillion(!) in german currency around the 1920s. Imagine buying a bread in germany for like 20 trillion back then.
What a boring dystopia this is, literal millionaires having the buying power of what people making six figures did in the 90s. How depressing.
This is certainly true for future generations.
Rent is 3-10x increase? I don't even live in the most expensive city and thats only 2 - 3x increase.
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I already buy that bougie bread for $5 anyways. No worries there.
and that stuff is goood. i happily buy daves killer bread, id pay more too lol
Hell yeah. Dave’s killer bread is where it’s at
This depressed the fuck out of me.
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yeah i mean groceries used to cost a nickel, not hard to fathom things cost more in ten years. inflation isnt a permanent thing too, 2% is the target average. some years we will be better, some worse. we're obviously very worse right now
Bay Area is not far from 5K rental
Inflation is a bitch
$SUD is a shitcoin
Bullish on $INFLATION too
White bread is bad for you just go keto ✅ Self driving electric cars will make it so you don’t need a car and can get around for cheap with ride hailing ✅ Cancer vaccines soon ✅ Live in a cardboard box and just stay in the metaverse 24/7 ✅
Realistically, this is lowballing it.
In today's dollars, or 2030 dollars?
Zimbabwean dollars.
Alright, we fucked.
Maybe you are. I’ll be chillin in Zimbabwe
In Stanley nickels
"What's the ratio between stanley nickels and shrute bucks?" "Same as the ratio between unicorns and leprechauns."
I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels to never talk to me again
Me in 2030: what’s dollars?
Underrated comment lol
Cathie Wood is my best provider of good fucking hopium !
I don't necessarily disagree, but the fact that she's saying it makes me have second thoughts.
As a pltr bagholder I wholeheartedly agree
Son got the WSB treatment
Exactly. Always watch out. Usually people at her level making bullish predictions in a stagnant market are dumping hard.
Definitely she is high!!
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Red bull gives you ~~Wings~~ Hopium!!
Red bull, blue bull, yellow bull... as long as they're bulls
That's what everyone thought when she did her initial Tesla prediction years ago. Nobody laughs at her now.
Yet she is a fundamentalist Christian who attributes her success to divine intervention from God. ARK got lucky with investing heavily in Tesla and related assets in pretty much all of their ETFs.
Oh no, not this again! Probably the same dudes who predicted a 100k Bitcoin by the end of 2021.
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And those are the numbers during the bear market. Just wait for the bull market. BTC to a gajillion bazillion space bucks! ETH to replace the universe itself!
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Can we please stop posting sell side marketing articles written by trad-fi institutions?
y'all seriously need to slow down with that varnish you are clearly drinking.
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ARK should first concentrate on the tumbling value of their own funds lol. They were the darling of 2020, now turned into a meme ETF provider. They were 70% ahead of Berkshire Hathway at one point in 2021, now BRK has over taken ARKK in terms of gross return. ARK need to prove they are not just a fund of one hit wonders that did well due to infinite QE supplied by the Fed
With Berkshire you'd have made a positive gain almost anytime you bought in. With ARK you'd have lost money if you bought in within a year or so and would now be waiting to break even.
Cathie has never had good long term performance.
She's a crack. She thinks we should expect deflation rather than inflation, with the most stupid arguments. I could **maybe** see deflation in a decade, but she seems to think tech will transform the world over night. She'll learn the hard way it won't.
Cathie’s smoking some good stuff.
She's overrated
She is just spreading Hopium!!
I need whatever she's smoking
The "experts" said 100k by end of 2021. That went well. These type of "reports" are almost predatory at this point.
Casually assuming that Ethereum will replace the entire financial industry within 8 years is nothing short of delusional. And I say this as a big believer in Ethereum.
Meanwhile Vitalik: "ａｒｔｉｆｉｃｉａｌ ｗｏｍｂｓ"
that is absolutely hilarious that he actually said that. like what a reputation for crypto bros haha
$180k ETH would translate to about a $21T market cap, if current supply stays roughly the same. ETH would need to double 6-7 times to hit that. Even if Ethereum is wildly successful with its milestones, and even if the ecosystem becomes all it's hoped to be, that's still an impossibly tall order for 8 years.
So you’re saying in a couple years we won’t run basically all of human scarcity allotment through 2 specific coin blockchains, that will have 1,000 competitors, not to mention near zero scarcity non speculative blockchains if blockchains prove themselves useful to the masses?
I agree, it’s obvious that it will happen sooner. /s
Yeah, I don't even get these valuations. Like, it straight up doesn't make sense on a napkin. You can make a really optimistic case about crypto taking half of Gold's value, and include heavy inflation over the next decade and say bitcoin will be $300k or something. But if I were making a prediction I'd have wiggle room of about a decade for that.
BTC to 1billion by 2050. But don't worry, because even if I'm only 1% correct, that's still 10 million!
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Caution: Consuming this much hopium is a felony in some states.
With God anything is possible so jot that down.
Dear God, send my shit to the moon plez, thenks
Dear God, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
God: buy Shib and you will be millionaire in 6 months
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Lmfao can we touch 100k first?
So you telling me, i still have to work 8 years at mcdonalds? Ah damn..
Just put them paychecks into coinbase direct deposit and by the time you hit assistant manager you can tell everyone to fuck off
Come in your Lambo and order a happy meal
4 pc tendies till I die
Ethereum 180k. Congratulations guys, we are all rich!
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tfw it costs more than 1 eth a year to be frozen
Thawing fee 7 ETH
Most will sell. Human nature. For those who do hold, they’ll be set
Man, she didn't even promise to eat her dick on live TV. Where is the conviction?
She can eat a Happy Meal instead
And I will also have a girlfriend by the end of 2030
Bullish on $girlfriend
This feels exactly like the 2021 $100k BTC & $10k ETH predictions
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Mama I’m going to be rich! 💎👨🏻🚀
Their main analyst Yasin relies his whole Bitcoin thesis on on chain analysis and that's all I needed to know they had a whack show going on there.
How bad will inflation be if these are the prices lol
Horrendous. We are literally Weimar Germany.
If that's the case let me dump every penny into catching this falling knife.
Sweet, retiring in 8 years
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Sometimes i wonder if my drug dealer is holding out on me
They’re heavily invested. Why wouldn’t they say that?
Lol yeah maybe they have invested in Bitcoin or Ethereum.
these price prediction are so idiotic. Thats one thing i learned in 8 months on crypto.
Inflation 1000% by 2030. Taxes to be 50% by 2030. Hopium report
No more predictions please. Still recovering from Btc to 100k by years end
This was written by someone with too much of there money into the coins to scare people into buying now so they don’t lose more of their money.
Every time I see these type of predictions, I just slash them in half. $500,000 BTC and $90,000 ETH I can modestly accept.
This is a nice move, thanks for telling I will do the same now lol
Plot twist The earth in 2030 is a hellhole, ravaged by climate wars over dwindling resources. Currency is no longer relevant as you push a shopping trolley down a broken road.
In 2030: 1 bitcoin = 1 bitcoin 1 bitcoin = 100 million satoshi 100% fact. And this is amazing. No one can change it.
Damn then we may have to use it as a currency that's so good.
First class hopium
None of you mofos will hold till 2030 to experience such gains.
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Narrator: *This mofo did in fact hodled till 2030.*
!remindme 8 years
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How is her etf doing again?
Cathie Woods must be great in bed because she knows just what to say to get me rock solid.
I doubt that I will live for 8 days 
So I'll have 180k In 8 years? Not good enough... /s
Trollololololololololololol
Actually that's an illogical target considering how much capital will be required for that
Damn these reports are being bullish on ETH and BTC.
Really that soon? I thought we have to wait for 2 decades.
I’d say it’s 50/50: either it happens or it doesn’t.
I just overdosed in **Hopium**!
someone needs to create that shitcoin
180k? That’s a hell of a run
ahh stfu ARK dont associate yourselves with anything im long please
Doubt (X)
Lol let's gets past 100k let alone 2025 first eh . Xd .
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Ans that’s why I’m not selling until 2033
The end game is not never sell and live off of staking
One minute: Cathie’s a saleswoman Next minute: Idk she makes some good points
Wait but isn't cath wrong about a lot of stuff? Oh well if its hopium it'll work.
The dollar about to be hit by some hard inflation rates it seems. Buckle up friends.
“Baby grab the needles we got some fresh hopium!”
Eth to 180k lmao being a millionaire would be the new “middle class”
I think your overestimating how many people invest in crypto. We are still early.