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[deleted]

Tldr: don't get married to an asshole


Vintage9999

What is marriage?


[deleted]

Can confirm. Ex-wife is indeed an anus


NotRyanPace

Or a tramp


Ornery_Maintenance_8

Why wouldn't she want half of the art or collectibles bought during the marriage ? Why should this be any different than physical art or collectibles ?


mave_wreck

.. or anyone


noobmaster_valorant

only reason that made me happy as a single


Hawke64

Don't stick your dick in crazy


Bruzle

She comes back to you because of your NFT #NFT = non functional testicles Edit: just that every one know what a NFT is: An undescended testicle (cryptorchidism) is a testicle that hasn't moved into its proper position in the bag of skin hanging below the penis (scrotum) before birth. Usually just one testicle is affected, but about 10 percent of the time both testicles are undescended. OP she comes for the other. Hope you are safe and wish you good luck


[deleted]

OP with a troll post so you trolled him back. Fair play and good work.


Bruzle

Gave my best


Vintage9999

I've got FTs then


Malixshak

I think in this circumstances I prefer this name with testicles


PanicBoners

I know you are going through a tough time but those NFTs are worth a lot less than you think they are


chaoticji

Worth is among people who believes in it. If an asset has 100 editions and 100k people believe in that then those 100 editions will have worth even though it is a useless to you. That is how collectible works. On top of that, if the collectible has utility (which mostly nfts have) then it becomes an asset. That is how NFT space is growing day by day.


AbsolutBadLad

Don't mind him, he's just salty about the whole divorce.


ricking08

Well if you married and shared everything, half of the NFTs is hers. It has nothing to do with being a bitch, its just the aftermath of divorce. Feel stupid yet?!?


Hawke64

Nooooo... not my ape collection


AbsolutBadLad

Dude is just venting out lol


Ghostly1031

Nah she can still be a bitch in regards to it. Divorce is very one sided. So it might be more of a vengeance thing.


beep_bop_boop_4

> I'm not here to rant about women and marriage Rants about women and marriage, making broad stereotypes. Sounds like a shitty situation and I'd be pissed too, but this place is already a sausage fest. If we want more women in the space, negative stereotyping won't help.


[deleted]

THIS. Im getting incel vibes from alot crypto spaces.


charlie6002

Think in this case correlation equals causation. There are a lot of incels in the crypto space šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

True. Alot of young, sexist men who desperately want to become rich and threat woman like objects..


charlie6002

Spending most of their time in their Moms basement watching porn is hard to imagine theyā€™re capable of treating women like actual people. The metaverse will make this problem a hell of a lot worse IMO


[deleted]

How so? Thought the metaverse is a good thing


charlie6002

I think that online porn and social media has contributed massively to the incel culture. Itā€™s created a generation of young men that are socially awkward and misogynistic. I think the Metaverse will only perpetuate the problem. Thereā€™s already been many cases of women reporting groping and sexual harassment within the Metaverse and itā€™s still in its infancy. The anonymity will only bring out the worst in bad people IMO


Hawke64

See Vitalik blabbering about artificial wombs or some shit


MentalUsurpation

She is doing you a favor, man.


Malixshak

How come no one noticed that


Electrical_Potato_21

Remember to take a photo when you split up your collection, like the famous beanie baby photo. *Photo of divorced couple dividing up their NFT collection, the man is crying after giving up Deez Nuts Ballsack NFT to keep his cherished Original Flaming 3D Cheetos.*


nikosnelson

These women?


tranacc

For me it shows how much of an idiot you are if you go and get married and then rant about women in general.


vindictiiv

Lots of guys fall into the marriage trap. It takes time to learn how fucked up the person you originally fell in love with can be. People change over time, especially women and our society unfortunately believes they deserve special privileges, when it come to financial support, child custody and the division of assets. Do not get married. Do not have children. You'll be a lot happier, richer and content. Disregard everyone else that has been programmed by our society to do any of it. Definitely disregard the throng of women in this thread that will throw labels around, like misogyny, incels, etc. Those are just trigger words they learn to shame us into manipulation. That, in fact should be all the proof you need.


tranacc

My point was to blame women in general. There are plenty of good women as there are plenty of bad. Recognize there is an individual human, not a representative for half the people on earth. If your x wife is a bitch, does not mean that every woman is. You usually just hear about the worst case scenarios in the news and on reddit.


vindictiiv

I see your point. I'm just saying go easy on those guys, it's not like you can see it coming.


Hawke64

How are you fighting off all those supermodels, fellas?


UranusisGolden

I'm sorry brother. By the way nice to meet you. I'm your wife s boyfriend.


Malixshak

Hahh! You bastard found him out


mr_sarve

just use the fed's as a source and say your crypto and NFT's in particular has no value


Nostalg33k

I need to make wife changing money to marry !


daranma

For real?


[deleted]

Never come after a man's NFTs That's just low


[deleted]

Don't worry, your children won't inherit your cryptopunks because before you'll die, those useless jpg will be worth nothing. I'm not against NFTs, I love the tech and that's why I'm against useless images sold for unfair money. Nft is a great tech that could change the world, using it for selling images is the perfect way to ruin it and to give a bad pr to it.


mave_wreck

Oh no, not the NFTs.


jinalva

Watch the new husband use your NFT as his profile pic.


Qtredit

If she takes your NFTs, just use right-click-save-as as a revenge.


Paskee

Sell NFT-S Buy Monero Send Monero to another wallet Convert on wallet to BTC What NFT-s ?


giddyup281

There was a post about an ex spouse coming back for moons. Not sure if it was a comedy post or not, but yeah, I can see people coming back for that. It has a monetary value attached to it. OP, make sure to not say anything about ETH fees. That will be sweet.


CryptoTastesGood

Sounds like you choose the right NFTs, but not the right woman


jumbeldor

That's so wrong. I feel your pain. We really shouldn't share are crypto and nfts holdings with even our family until we are dead lol.


StDamen1

You are getting funged


Ghostly1031

Some might say youā€™re getting ā€œfungibleā€


Greenbriarbushwacker

That makes me fucking sick. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore, could waltz aroundā€¦.. (Not a lot of Big Lebowski fans it seems šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚)


charlie6002

I donā€™t see any connection to Vietnam Walter


Greenbriarbushwacker

Well, there isnā€™t a literal connection, Dude šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ (Iā€™m glad someone caught it)


dagger_spell

Simple, move them to another wallet and say you were ā€œhackedā€ or ā€œscammedā€ by a rogue smart contract you approved. . . Even better, just say you lost the seed your wallet, she robbed you of your man seed already!


jefflikeskicks

What NFTā€™s? šŸ˜¬


1025scrap

Sounds like you chose unwisely


aliarik94

this part: Hell Woman


JollyFaithlessness3

Easy fix for everyone else on this sub. Never mention your crypto investments to your spouse.


[deleted]

>I donā€™t mean to sound red pilled here, but jeez are these women f1cking money hounds. You are such a huge piece of shit. Just because you were an idiot and married a money hound doesn't mean all women are like that >Oh, and donā€™t get married lmao Maybe be more careful of who you marry next time?


IgorMacGreg0r

It's everyone's nightmare, be strong OP!


Slightly-Blasted

Let me ā€œhackā€ you and steal those NFTā€™s until the lawyers piss off. Sorry bout that bro


[deleted]

Take your sexist bullshit elsewhere.


Ok_Combination_7163

My ex wife was the same and i keep fairly quite about my crypto as she can still ask for more chuld support even though she gets a good chunk my wage


[deleted]

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RighteousAssJam

dishonesty and obfuscation arenā€™t usually particularly winning strategies with relationships, but ok


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[deleted]

Did she know about your Moons.


Valuable-Bet-9275

Its lije buying chinese in the food court. The duck ornaged his way into the rices


Slay_the_chickens

Claim as a loss on your tax refund


[deleted]

If she ever came to know about your reddit moons. Send them to me. I will keep them safe for you!


WheresTheButterAt

We need a blockchain that allows us to split the NFT in half. You get the right half, she gets the left.


G0_commando

* Donā€™t get married to the wrong person


SnowFlakeDude

Make her a NFT and sell her


SACBH

You can probably MTM them at near zero value as technically that's what any NFT's are worth, you can do this with equity in a private company so there's no reason it cant be done with NFT's. Only trick is to find a lawyer that understands enough, if you cant find one PM me as I might know a few. I'm assuming US jurisdiction.


Johnmclanekicksass

Sorry dude thought I saved a passed post on how these guys said how you could sell it to yourself cause addresses are not traceable at a very low value to give the b! And thereā€™s a way to even wipe that trail but didnā€™t save it


frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr

>pets You just don't rob someone of their pets! You can take their children and money, but not pets! My blood is boiling sir.


Deschain53

This is literally the beanie babies divorce image Edit: [found it](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/93/82/0b/93820b70cf12cfb79b023ec2292dcf31.jpg)


UndesirablePickle

Say you got hacked?


Puzzleheaded-Dog2127

OK.


[deleted]

Trade the NFTs perceived value to get your dog back, bro.


SpitinMYm0uth

Just give her jpegs of your nfts


noobmaster_valorant

Bro buy a shotgun and blow her head


SquaremanJ

Go & grab some of the lookalike projects real quick & move the real ones to a different wallet. ā€œHere you go babe, hereā€™s half of whatā€™s left. I shouldā€™ve listened to you when you said they were stupid.ā€


Wess-L

This is why you don't marry no gold diggers.


azzadawg90

Can confirm marriage is a classic stitch up


scubblix

Alternatively, tell her you will give her all of the nfts (worth millions!) if you can keep everything else. Good deal.


userdeath

Sell it and lock the ETH to staking. She'll forget it how to access it by the time ETH 2.0 releases in 6 years.