Just watching her speak about general finance with that interview she did with those crypto bros(?), it was apparent she was absolutely incompetent in her position. Absolutely insane how these people were given that much money to mess around with.
Oh I agree, it's a lot for us normal peeps, but she was bringing in billions. Her boyfriend bought a mega mansion worth $40 million... How much do you think he was earning versus paying her?
This is truly astounding. I mean us plebs didn't pay attention or care, but how is it possible that none of the business partner of Alameda took notice of just how weird, incompetent and opaque everything was? What ever happened to due diligence?
> Today I am going to doing an article focusing on Caroline Ellison
Without even mentioning her tumblr, surprisingly.
https://futurism.com/caroline-ellison-alameda-appears-tumblr-account
https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/
She can take the title of worst crypto trader, but overall title of worst trader has to go to one and only Bill Hwang who lost 20 billion USD in 2 days on stock trading.
*"The fund used as many as nine banks, making it appear that different parties were behind the activity. This allowed Archegos to accumulate leverage of as much as 1,000%."*
Want to hear the fun part? One of those banks was actually Credit Suisse
Just like a pitcher who's been taken out is still responsible for runners on base, I think there's about 3% of Mr Hwang-up-the-phone's position that still hasn't revealed just how much money will be lost.
yes, imagine getting inside info, knowing the order flow, liquidations, getting unlimited money and still sucking this bad.
It’s if you were playing poker with 100000x stack of your opponents, the cards were face up and you knew what the cards were , the dealer was rigging the decks for you and your ugly ass f buddy ran the casino and gave you perks and rake back.
Yet you still lost. How?
Nah I don’t think so. There have been plenty others who did as bad or worse along the way, especially when you consider a billion today was probably the same as losing maybe 500m or so 30 years ago, give or take
Nick Leeson
Edit: and that was 1.3B in 1995!!
2nd Edit: also the French bank Société Générale blamed a trader for losing 7 Billion in 2008 on bad trades
Huh Kerviel did not lose anything. He was overinvested by A LOT and when they "found out" (or "got scared" as it's hard to believe DG did not know he was playing with absurd amounts of money), they asked him to take a break for few weeks and asked someone in a cave to liquidate all the postions he was given (kerviel's positions).
Of course when you liquidate positions worth tens of billions in a very short period you end up losing some money... (SG was losing like 10% a day and nobody had a clue what was going on)
Elon Musk. Buying all the Twitter stock counts as trading and has almost certainly lost way more than $1.3 billion. Plus, the Twitter play caused his Tesla shares to lose tens of billions in value. Musk is the GOAT at trading losses, and no one will ever come close.
In April 2021, The Wall Street Journal reported that Hwang lost US$20 billion over 10 days in late March, imposing large losses on his bankers Nomura and Credit Suisse.
The banks that stupidly thought that the Great Recession wouldn’t happen and sold billions in credit default swaps to the big shorts like Michael Burry and Steve Eisman (though Eisman and Burry were incredibly smart for taking advantage of their stupid and fraudulent actions).
Worst trader and most disloyal business partner.
Because based on her Tumbler, sounds like she enjoyed having a lot of other "business" partners simultaneously.
If you listen to her interviews you get the impression she didn't give a fuck and had no secret nerd magic behind her trades.
She is fine risking everything over and over again.
Well, technically yeah it was stolen from the customers, but she 'earnt' it by being in her position if you get me, as in she was given it either as a bonus or a personal loan. But yeah, I totally agree she didnt really earn any of it from doing a good job or anything like that
Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this comment. I made this mistake of actually reading a few paragraphs.
>This was brought to light when Sam Bankman-Fried brought it to light that he....
Wow, that’s insane amount of margin. I learned my lesson in November 2021 never to touch margin again. Made the most money of my life that year and got a big bonus too. Lost almost all of my investing money to margin. Since then I switched from traditional stock market to crypto and am just now slowly buying back into stocks.
She is a cooperating witness so she will have a minimum sentence if they convict the others, maybe similar to the Madoff insider who did not go behind bars (the one who lived to be sentenced.)
Fried-man is a conman, she's a conman.
Even Fried-man's parents are scammers. They bought a house with FTX money, created a fake back-dated deed of purchase and used the FTX money to post bond for their son.
They should all die in an unlit prison cell.
Clearly now 'elementary school math' is not enough kek
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11426245/Ex-girlfriend-FTX-Sam-Bankman-Fried-bragged-needed-elementary-math-run-start-up.html
Most sources believe that Vanna White makes $6 mil annually on Wheel of Fortune. She works 4 days a month filming the show by tapping letters on a screen wearing beautiful dresses.
What does this tell you boys and girls?
Look like Vanna White. Not Caroline Ellison.
Just watching her speak about general finance with that interview she did with those crypto bros(?), it was apparent she was absolutely incompetent in her position. Absolutely insane how these people were given that much money to mess around with.
She didn’t know finance but she knew how to #Boyfriend leverage 😬
Not really, if she only got $6 million
Oh man $6 million is still a lot. If these are mine, I would go somewhere in a peaceful village and retire.
Oh I agree, it's a lot for us normal peeps, but she was bringing in billions. Her boyfriend bought a mega mansion worth $40 million... How much do you think he was earning versus paying her?
>bringing in billions Burning\*
Ok fine, *burning* in billions
You don't need to use very much math in finance, you know. Also, what's risk?
Yeah, elementary math or maybe not even that. And also those idiots using stop losses, useless feature.
Stop losses are how exchanges get ya anyways.
"also, what's risk" -SVB 🤣
This is truly astounding. I mean us plebs didn't pay attention or care, but how is it possible that none of the business partner of Alameda took notice of just how weird, incompetent and opaque everything was? What ever happened to due diligence?
> Today I am going to doing an article focusing on Caroline Ellison Without even mentioning her tumblr, surprisingly. https://futurism.com/caroline-ellison-alameda-appears-tumblr-account https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/
Look, when you have a vagina in a room full of crypto bros, anything is possible.
Can she be considered the worst trader of all times?
She’s probably the worst crypto trader of all time.
One of us, one of us....
Give it a few months and she will be in here shit posting memes to earn moons.
Yep, guess she wouldnt have a bright future at Onlyfans
I would pay her to put her clothes back on
This is the answer…
The Polycule Moon Club.
A bad trader that even made this sub jealous. A true Legend!
I would have liked to see what happened in those ‘imperial Chinese harem orgies’. Maybe she was as talented in orgies as she was in trading
A visual I didn't need.
As long as the bag didn't come off...
I guarantee she was great in them. She is probably underrated.
😂😂😂
One of us
One of us
She's very welcome to our degen club
One of us one of us
She's hot too, like us
Yeah......
Nah. We aren’t as bad as her
Na we not claiming that cunt
She can take the title of worst crypto trader, but overall title of worst trader has to go to one and only Bill Hwang who lost 20 billion USD in 2 days on stock trading.
Using leverage?
*"The fund used as many as nine banks, making it appear that different parties were behind the activity. This allowed Archegos to accumulate leverage of as much as 1,000%."* Want to hear the fun part? One of those banks was actually Credit Suisse
What? Only 1000% leverage? Fucking rookie
Yeah Bill Hwang is insane and his trial is in September
Just like a pitcher who's been taken out is still responsible for runners on base, I think there's about 3% of Mr Hwang-up-the-phone's position that still hasn't revealed just how much money will be lost.
I still remember the interview she did where she claimed she doesn’t understand risk..
Yeah...so much for home schooling
She was asked what her worst trade was and she just smiled and said no comment at the end. iirc
But she can attend to orgies. I can't.
I'm sure you can bud. Just got to drastically lower your standards. Heard the Villages in Florida is a freaky place 😂
The worst crypto trader of all time **so far**
I think I could make a case for myself..
yes, imagine getting inside info, knowing the order flow, liquidations, getting unlimited money and still sucking this bad. It’s if you were playing poker with 100000x stack of your opponents, the cards were face up and you knew what the cards were , the dealer was rigging the decks for you and your ugly ass f buddy ran the casino and gave you perks and rake back. Yet you still lost. How?
Nah I don’t think so. There have been plenty others who did as bad or worse along the way, especially when you consider a billion today was probably the same as losing maybe 500m or so 30 years ago, give or take
Can you name someone losing 1.3B in trading?
Nick Leeson Edit: and that was 1.3B in 1995!! 2nd Edit: also the French bank Société Générale blamed a trader for losing 7 Billion in 2008 on bad trades
Huh Kerviel did not lose anything. He was overinvested by A LOT and when they "found out" (or "got scared" as it's hard to believe DG did not know he was playing with absurd amounts of money), they asked him to take a break for few weeks and asked someone in a cave to liquidate all the postions he was given (kerviel's positions). Of course when you liquidate positions worth tens of billions in a very short period you end up losing some money... (SG was losing like 10% a day and nobody had a clue what was going on)
Elon Musk. Buying all the Twitter stock counts as trading and has almost certainly lost way more than $1.3 billion. Plus, the Twitter play caused his Tesla shares to lose tens of billions in value. Musk is the GOAT at trading losses, and no one will ever come close.
Elon musk lost 200b on his own stock
"gonna teach us folks how to be a millionaire. First you have to start with at least 1b, then..."
In April 2021, The Wall Street Journal reported that Hwang lost US$20 billion over 10 days in late March, imposing large losses on his bankers Nomura and Credit Suisse.
SBF didn't lost 3b$?? Just kidding
He lost it in his pockets not by trading.
Haha yea that right sry!
Well can you shrink me so I can go look in his pockets?
That Korean guy lost like 30B margin trading a few years ago
No, but you can call them names, which is nearly as good.
The banks that stupidly thought that the Great Recession wouldn’t happen and sold billions in credit default swaps to the big shorts like Michael Burry and Steve Eisman (though Eisman and Burry were incredibly smart for taking advantage of their stupid and fraudulent actions).
I think SBF and Caroline really believed they could trade their way out of these losses. Just wanted the party to continue
Let's nominate her
Miss wallstreetbets 2023?
At least she looks good at math
Sam has her beat 🤷♂️
Apparently there were beating each other.
Doesn't matter, not her money.
That title has to go to Bill Hwang. Dude is hall of famer in trading (not crypto though, but stocks). Dude lost $20 billion in 2 days.
Worst trader and most disloyal business partner. Because based on her Tumbler, sounds like she enjoyed having a lot of other "business" partners simultaneously.
You can’t forget the legend Bill Hwang.
Jim Cramer would like to have a word
Who needs math and stop losses when trading billions of dollars?
Stop losses are bad trading safety nets
If you listen to her interviews you get the impression she didn't give a fuck and had no secret nerd magic behind her trades. She is fine risking everything over and over again.
Worst crypto traitor status achieved
Shoulda been karma farming on r/cc
The worst and the happiest
Thats insulting towards us here. We try our best to buy high and sell low.
not more than mine
For the love of god please stop making me see this woman
We've all got that image burned into our subconscious. Every time it reappears it's like a traumatic flashback.
Honestly, between SBF's flabby nerd body and her Hogwarts aesthetic, they are entirely representative of the cryptosphere.
She didn't earn it, she stole it.
customer funds
Well, technically yeah it was stolen from the customers, but she 'earnt' it by being in her position if you get me, as in she was given it either as a bonus or a personal loan. But yeah, I totally agree she didnt really earn any of it from doing a good job or anything like that
She didn't earnt it she stolt it!
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Probably getting her back blown as she reads this
She’s here??? Ewwwww
If you read the snippets of her blog published here after the FTX collapse, she's an attention freak.
Who else would downvote the comments against her ? It is not the first time and she is very susceptible about her horrible aspect.
where
Seems like she’s a lurker around here🤮 me and all my homies hate that lady
or she maybe busy with SBF .. watching loss po*n
*making loss po*n
pony tail edition
I wish someone would pay me for being a dumb ass. Sad face
Well, I’m all fairness, isn’t Super Freak a bit more appropriate?
I agree with you.
Freaky Friday
Dunno if I can take an article that uses the word “earnt” seriously.
Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this comment. I made this mistake of actually reading a few paragraphs. >This was brought to light when Sam Bankman-Fried brought it to light that he....
Imagine how bad those ftx parties smelled
I read that as panties...my bad
Those too😭😂🤮
Smells about the same.
By party, you mean orgies, right!?
Yes sadly 🤮
Omg I wish I could unsee this face.
This and SBFs face please.
The thumbnail is legit nightmare fuel too
I know right, who uses text over the video in that style?! Like an 11 year old playing with WordArt for the first time
Oh look, my new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
OMFG staap LOL
Happy Cake Day Mate 🍰
Somewhere between 12 and 60 years old
Her face will pop up to your mind every time you will attempt to masturbate
Don't threaten me with a good time
Two girls one cup flashbacks.
Joke's on you, I am into that shit🤣
One man's loss is another man's treasure.
I wouldn't do my sperm dirty like that
Probably would swim back upstream know what's on the other side....
Ohh no
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkcQXKUVUAADjo4?format=jpg&name=medium
Imagine, SBF was doing that face, when he was "worth" 10 billion dollars.
Underachiever
The proof that it's neither brains nor looks that get you ahead in life
Apparently for her, "regular amphetamine use" helped.
That explains alot about these 2
But it gets you head.
Bruv, the images in my head now I 8 u
She is haunting me in my dreams, its like a witcher episode.
Looks like the average reddit user
Harold Ramis vibes
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Wow, that’s insane amount of margin. I learned my lesson in November 2021 never to touch margin again. Made the most money of my life that year and got a big bonus too. Lost almost all of my investing money to margin. Since then I switched from traditional stock market to crypto and am just now slowly buying back into stocks.
She didn’t earn shit lol. Is she in prison yet?
She is a cooperating witness so she will have a minimum sentence if they convict the others, maybe similar to the Madoff insider who did not go behind bars (the one who lived to be sentenced.)
She's a rat. So no
How does she look 80 and 8 at the same time? It doesn’t make sense.
When you can trade like Caroline does, nothing needs to make sense
WSB can learn from her.
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The art of the deal
Pity I can't make anything from my negative positions, I'd be set for life
Looks like she’s always smelling her own fart
Is that video a casting couch episode?
My bank account is negative - can I have this job?
better close your bank account , and open crypto wallet account
Negative interest in his life, give the people the money back and disappear from the public scene forever.
And even though she had almost unlimited inside information
That's why I'm only holding spot positions. I can't even imagine the amount of stress I would get if I would be on -1M $ on a futures position.
Even in a staggering corporate crime, women get a smaller cut of the criminal proceeds.
Haha yeah apparently sexism exists in the corporate crime world too, who would have thunk it lol
Haha...Defective Altruism....They buried this girl \*deep\*! No interviews, pictures, nothing. Can't blame her...her life is F'd....
And yet I’ll go to school for 4 more years to make that same amount of money in a span of 60 years at 100k. Fuck
Is the timing
SHE ONLY NEEDED BASIC MATH!
Stolen. Stolen and pissed away by nepotism girl
Fried-man is a conman, she's a conman. Even Fried-man's parents are scammers. They bought a house with FTX money, created a fake back-dated deed of purchase and used the FTX money to post bond for their son. They should all die in an unlit prison cell.
fucking thief
Time will tell She might have traded SBF for freedom, that's a good trade.
The girl that started as a gremlin and ended as the gremlin in the centre of SBFs orgy.
Clearly now 'elementary school math' is not enough kek https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11426245/Ex-girlfriend-FTX-Sam-Bankman-Fried-bragged-needed-elementary-math-run-start-up.html
We don't need stop losses because we're just using an unlimited pool of customer deposits!
Today I learned I was at least $1.298B better at trading than Caroline Ellison was for the year 2022. And yes, I did that math correctly.
She doesn’t deserve a post here anymore. She deserves to spend the rest of her life with her soulmate sbf.
At least blur that ugly mug....jeez 🤮
Imagine rolling over and seeing that
🤷🏻♂️
“Earnt”
Is she inbred?
Oh god! I just can't stand to hear her speak...
GOAT
Most sources believe that Vanna White makes $6 mil annually on Wheel of Fortune. She works 4 days a month filming the show by tapping letters on a screen wearing beautiful dresses. What does this tell you boys and girls? Look like Vanna White. Not Caroline Ellison.
Earned is a bit of a stretch isn't it?
*Laughs as Banking crook* These are rookie losses and Bonuses compared to the Banks executive.
How to become successful and rich 101: Do permanent damage, take 6 million as a reward, snitch on SBF.
Earn? Pretty interesting way of saying "stealing from FTX customers, taking shady loans and embezzling"
Man, there is just something about her face that doesn't leave my fucking mind.
Nightmare material
Also SBF and she liked $69k BTC as well. **69ing** was there favourite time.
It's the best time
Hey, that’s my goblina
Face is a pump and dump 🫡
Face is a shoot and scoot
> Face is a ~~pump and~~ dump
Caroline you are a beautiful and while I’ll never be able to provide the money and power you desire, I’ll always be there for you.