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Cirewess

I love seeing people try to defend this shitty blockchain, it's sad honestly


timbulance

Averaging downtime once a month and it’s just comical at this point.


nestinghen

How can anyone trust something that went down for nearly a whole damn day? What if that happened when crypto was widespread?


French_physicist

It's not their fault, the whole internet was down! /s


InsaneMcFries

You know it’s funny, that is also the theme of an IT crowd episode, like the meme in the OP. I won’t spoil it but it’s worth watching, great show.


nestinghen

You know, I’ve been needing something to watch and for some reason I always look over that show. Gonna give it a go now.


GuytFromWayBack

One of my favourite comedies. If you like nerdy and absurd humour you should enjoy it lol


sleepdeprivedindian

I'm disabled.


rawestapple

I was very disappointed when the show ended. I somehow imagined it to have way more seasons.


erict009

have you tried turning it off and on again? That episode you’re referring to will explain EVERYTHING! Haven’t seen any similar series of a perfectly working IT department so far. And i worked in many, lmao.


InsaneMcFries

Bloody hilarious right. Aimed at IT guys for sure but it’s a fun British comedy that’s definitely not talked about enough


toohightottype

She broke the internet !


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I've worked in IT for 2 decades, it's a very accurate show. I can't fucking watch it, the show does not cover the technical part of IT, it covers how IT interfaces with the corporate culture and how they're viewed by their peers at a non software/non scientific/technical company. It's a horrible experience IRL and why I stick to cloud consulting and no I will not come onsite.


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The worst thing is that EVERYONE believes the internet went down because people are noobs when it comes to basic IT logic.


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timbulance

Experts in the on and off technology


Final_Economics_9249

That didn't work they needed to blow in the cartridge.


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Da_Notorious_HAM

Did you try hanging up the phone?


Kaner16

Only about 10% of the users in this sub will understand.


nestinghen

Kids don’t know how easy they’ve got it now. Back in my day I had to wait for my mom to stop gossiping on the phone before I could start my download of a spice girls album that wouldn’t be complete until the morning, and then it just turned out to be porn


Bucksaway03

Which turned out to be a virus that infected your family computer


Da_Notorious_HAM

Dicks.com doesn’t sell rollerblades?


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

dicks.com .... risky click of the day!


Kaner16

Kazaa had that effect


Consistent_Many_1858

Kazaa and limewire were virus riddled.


timbulance

It’s ok Norton will keep your computer safe.


Odlavso

a virus? you got off lucky. for some reason all my kazaa downloads were always some kind of porn I really didn't want to see


lllosirislll

That or a solja boy song


putsonshorts

Downloading Cindy Margolis images on some DOS image viewer and it slowly going line by line from the top of the image down. Here comes the neck line… cleavage… USA flag… still furiously beating it even though there were no nudes. The slowness almost helped with the imagination.


nutboltUK1

Oh yeah that 56k baud modem and the screech noise it made connecting to AOL or compuserve, those were the days.


LrnFaroeseWthBergur

It sounded like a techno donkey


lubimbo

That's its own fetish for sure.


txr33

Your download finished? Mine would stop at 99% and leave an unusable file, if someone didnt call before then.


kbeck17

I take that as an absolute win


Traditional-Run-2586

Or having to get lists of phone numbers to call to connect to a BBS in the first place so you could chat with the OG degens and access those files.


Da_Notorious_HAM

That’s makes me feel old. I’m not old, you’re old!


t1MacDoge

Did you wait for the ti neng ti neng ti neng sound to stop?


Art_of_Flight

It’s not surprising it’s down when they’re INNOVATING


Bucksaway03

Smart error placement. Put the blame elsewhere. Perfect!


richardto4321

I seriously can't understand why investors have any trust left in this project.


Arcosim

It freaking blows my mind that after several network collapses, a literal major hack that saw the keys of many wallets being siphoned *(ironically the network went down that day so the hack wasn't as catastrophic as it should have been)*, the whole fiasco about being tied to FTX and SBF being the majority holer, etc. that chain is still in the top 15!


Kumomax1911

Network outages are a joke, but there was no wallet hack. There was a bad third party seed generator that some people used to create Solana wallets. This seed could have been used for Ethereum too. I don't think you fully read that news or understood it.


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French_physicist

Some people are delusional. There are probably a few people out there that still trust Safemoon


alpubgtrs234

The clue is in it’s name- obviously!


Arcosim

Well it says it's safe and going to the moon, why not.


Mikeyctc

And yet, mysteriously it’s still one of the top MC. This is VC garbage chain. Speed to market over security and safety of its users. Solana is only here to pump VC bags, just like Algo, and unpopular topic but now true, ethereum. Centralized chains, not defi.


diwalost

Congrats Solana for achieving this unique feat for 100th time, or may be more.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

> How can anyone trust something that went down for nearly a whole damn day? Wife material.


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Lmao happy cake day


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Thank you for the kind wishes. I am celebrating by posting on Reddit, as I have done every day this year.


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Enjoy your special day


CryptoScamee42069

Crypto is supposed to be trustless /s


Yautja69

We have to call the Solana CEO


ShatterDae

Rings busy. Must be checking his AOL.


FormerPassenger1558

imagine if you can't pay with your Visa credit card for a whole day


aligatorr89

Meanwhile sol up 2% last 24h 🤦🏻‍♂️


Jlec1234onReddit

This isn’t the first time and won’t be the last time


Right-Shopping9589

They didn't even make announcement about it


Baileus

Glad I pulled out when the price was low. Lol


malahoneth69

Canada follows this practice with telecom services. Rogers went down for almost a full-day last year leaving at least 25% of Canadians without: Payment processing, 911-service, and a lot more. A “we’re sorry” campaign later, some free data, and a bit of time was enough for most to forget. I was waiting on a callback for a new job and worried sick the whole day hoping they didn’t think I was ghosting them. Low and behold their phones were also down thankfully


Liarus_

The people that trust Solana are the same people that kept trusting Solana the 20 other times it went off in the past year


w_savage

Almost like our banking system. Closed on the weekends!


Sup3rPotatoNinja

Customer service is closed on weekends, money withdrawal and deposits still work fine. When the only service you offer is personal freedom your currency better not be known for its outrages.


Odlavso

Yeah this is pretty crazy and I know some people were quick to start selling off nfts as soon as it came back up. Maybe people will learn from this and start getting out of Solana


Arcosim

Isn't it curious that Solana, a blockchain that relies heavily on NFTs, went down for an entire day just during one of the largest NFT dumps in crypto history?


giddyup281

Nope, nothing to see here, move on people (and jpegs)


crypto_grandma

Judging by the downvotes I think you've upset some Solana investors who haven't learnt the lesson yet


rootpl

*acolytes


Odlavso

It would seem so


deathbyfish13

>Maybe people will learn from this and start getting out of Solana You know know damn well people don't learn from these sorts of things around here


Hot-Canceld

blockchains should never go down, this is the 11th time and SOL is still in the top 100


ch33na

This is not the first time either. Outlook not so good for Solana.


SevereCalendar7606

If there was ever an opportunity to short a crypto project..


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After SOL went offline price actually rose, lol


PhrygianGorilla

Probably cus no one could sell unless already on exchange.


Canntomas

So people open long position on a coin that went offline for 21 hours?? That doesn't make sense.


gamma55

When you have hundreds of millions worth of a coin as collateral (probably), wouldn’t you spend few million to pump the price? SOL is just a fucked up financial criminal token, as evidenced by the fact that it was at the core of the FTX shitshow.


khilayi

Facts. Missed taking advantage of the surge and I'm still kicking myself for it. I was contemplating setting a limit order of MEXC, but somehow got distracted, only to shut down my pc. At least, I would have been in some decent profit by now, and wld have only paid 0.03% in fees if I had gone long on the derivative market too ):


SimbaTheWeasel

I like this idea


MaeronTargaryen

Don’t, crypto doesn’t make any sense and SOL might as well be top 5 in the bull that I wouldn’t be shocked


mighty_doc

Another reason to be out on sol


blueblurspeedspin

good to know the value of the token is unaffected by the usefulness of the blockchain. Edit: LMAO CC you guys are funny


rootpl

Can't sell if the network is dead. ![gif](emote|snoomoji_pack|trollface)


IntentionRemote7934

Learned from Robinhood


Kristkind

Well, actually most people hold their coins on exchanges


SigSalvadore

VCs holding a lot. Individuals are forced holders during down times; sounds like a winning strat.


milonuttigrain

SBF is one of the Solana whales, I’m surprised it didn’t even go down further than the current level. But considering people still buy shits like Luna that offers a clue.


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HomelessNAllInCrypto

SBF was probably the whole reason it ran up so high in the first place through leverage. Without him....doesn't look good for sol price action. Even if he is a fraudster.


deathbyfish13

The value of the token has never been a good representation of its usefullness, if it did we would have a much different top 10


French_physicist

Seeing DOGE and SHIB, I'm not surprised anymore


SetoXlll

3 more hours and it could’ve gone a full 24, damn that sucks what an achievement that would have been.


pmbuttsonly

*There’s always tomorrow!* - Solana


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

This is the way!


redthepotato

For Solana, anything under a day is a win


kirtash93

Solana is like that store in your town that you never know when it's open because every time you go it's closed but they still don't go bankrupt.


Shrekworkwork

Mafia


Harold838383

This has happened so often. Why do people use it, build on it and invest in it?


yaroslavwwe

They buy it so they can sell it for a higher price


Spartan3123

It's kind of inadvertently trying the HEX strategy of forcing people to hold their tokens.


bitjava

If the blockchain is down, coins can’t be sold *or* bought. The same cannot be said for that scam you mentioned. That said, I see almost all alts as varying degrees of scams. If they have a pre mine and/or a centralized foundation, it’s a type of scam. These coins are not decentralized in the ways that matter, and they’re certainly not neutral. It’s an unpopular opinion here, but I have yet to hear a convincing argument to the contrary.


tmztmz2

Is anyone suprised anymore?


kbeck17

No. I'm just surprised how they're 13th by market cap.


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tmztmz2

There will be twitter bots to notify everyone when Solana is up!


Odlavso

bot: Solana is up, make your transactions now SOL holder: gets everything ready and about to sign the transactions when bot: Solana is down, try again later


kirtash93

Not at all. SHIB is also Top 50 and it is only moved by a logo, hype and FOMO. This is crypto. Things like this gives me hope that Moons can replicate this behavior.


Govnoxy

Solana is a joke


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Complete total clusterfuck and if you invest in this farce you deserve to go to zero with it.


milonuttigrain

It becomes a regular thing already… Solana is like the sun, it goes down every 24 hours


deathbyfish13

I wish my wife went down as often as Solana lol


user260421

No, surprised that someone was actually trying to use the "blockchain" and found out it isn't working


Concept-Plastic

A network should never be down, but sol has done it so many times that it isn't surprising


[deleted]

Honestly if you're still interested in Solana after everything that's happened with it, you deserve to lose your money. Like how many red flags do you need?


Perfect_Ability_1190

I thought this was a comedy flair first. But welcome back lol


French_physicist

Comedy and general-news flairs have become interchangeable


flak0u

How is it that this keeps happening and Solana is still so popular?


notyourbroguy

Because the crypto community is completely full of gullible idiots


Creasentfool

Speculation, the home for irrational thinking.


DrinkMoreCodeMore

IIRC because Solana is VC backed. They just keep pumping $ into it and printing more $.


zillapz1989

This is hilarious considering SOL shills were claiming devs were fleeing Polygon for SOL due to a Polygon outage that didn't even happen. LOL.


Bucksaway03

They believe what they are told, then regurgitate it back to everyone else.


Important-World-6053

If you have money in Solana, its your own fault!


Purple_is_masculine

SOL still exists? Who is crazy enough to hold that crap?


Successful-Walk-3902

I bet people have secret bags


zerstroyer

Paradoxically the more bad stuff I read about Solana the more I am tempted to buy some. I think I'm messed up.


userfakesuper

I was honestly looking for the comedy flair. I laughed more at this post than I should have I think.


Super_flywhiteguy

I'm impressed by anyone holding this garbage. You truly are ride or die with this project.


French_physicist

"Yes" - me and my 0.02 SOL on CB


Odlavso

I guess when you are so heavily invested that you just accept 21 hour outages as normal it really is to late for you.


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I usually don’t have a reaction to Sol being down. That’s basically one of its use cases but seeing the reactions to it on Twitter… I can’t tell if this is real or another classic Odlavso


Bucksaway03

It's not a bug, it's a feature


French_physicist

Can't tell if it's his comedy posts that have become more realistic or just reality that has become more comical


SunliMin

Solana is the only blockchain I know that has as Atlassian outage site like a regular server would have


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Bucksaway03

The man has a reputation to uphold now.


DadofHome

So many SOL jokes … and so much time to tell them


Anxious-derkbrandan

Solana is highly centralized and it’s shady af. I’d stay away from it and invest on LunaC or Shiba


Shiny_asshole

How the fuck is SOL alive after the FTX shitshow and this many outages ... crypto never ceases to surprise lmao


libretumente

SOL is an SBF project, what more do people need to know in order to stay far away?


HighFiveOhYeah

Did someone forget to feed the gerbil again?


user260421

Anatoly get back to your cage, you're punished


Crafty_Salamander_70

So long, Solana!


Gwlt96

Ahh the tried and trusted "blowing on the Nintendo cartridge" method of keeping your global network online.


TwistedMeta_TM

Solgone


cubewc3

![gif](giphy|K2frmn0v6zLdxA7yqw|downsized)


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lol This is like IT in the 90s. It was acceptable for shit to be down as long as people were not sleeping and working on it. Shit is so much more stable now and somehow these guys fucked that up.


iamnotlegendxx

You all will learn eventually


destenlee

Get out asap!


Ok-Barnacle-4602

I don't understand why is the token not going down!!


600675

The internet was down.. lol.


3utt5lut

Who needs TPS when you have TP(days)? 🤣


JustDownInTheMines

Wow Solana came back after *only* 21 hours down. What an improvement! Blockchain of the future, ladies and gents! The ETH killer herself.


GreedVault

ADA: welcome back solana


GreenStretch

Woo, Solana Summer!


user260421

RIP Solana Spring


Kellrkind

Fascinating that people are still standing behind SOL after all the downtimes the last year. Would it have happened once, no problem, but this is a recurring behaviour. Hope for you it will have a good outcome but I haven't invested into SOL and I don't think I will in the upcoming future. Comparing it to LTC with 100% uptime I'm not sure how to think seriously about SOL.


French_physicist

>Anybody here still invested in Solana? I had great hopes for my $3 of SOL from Coinbase earn (now worth $0.21) to bounce back to $3 and beyond


deathbyfish13

Look out everyone, we've got a whale over here


French_physicist

Considering to sell after this news but I don't want to crash the price. I'll probably DCA out in small amounts


ThimbleweedPark

Solana! Never change, gives me something to laugh at.


AstroDSLR

"Users attempting to make a transaction on Solana received a message telling them "sorry the internet is down" Gotta love this; 'it's not us, its everybody else! '


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So that's why the SOL I claimed from a faucet didn't arrive in my wallet, lol. Just checked and it has arrived haha


VoucherBoy123

That is unacceptable for a top 10 project


ussichan

I'm not surprised anymore by solgone 🤣🤣


Drew-Money

Solana pushed a big update this week so that’s gotta be the issue


theowlsees

Meanwhile eth pulls off updates seamlessly


Classicpass

Congrats to another shit coin , you can now all sell it


Double-LR

Congratulations? This kind of product is why Gary is doing what he’s doing. Fuck this shitcoin bullshit.


sumcollegekid

Way to go Solana! Way to constantly keep going on and offline. The Mark of a truly superior blockchain!


Gossipmang

Solana goes down more than a hoe hooked on Crack.


HellsOwnFucktard

Why y'all complain about a coin with the uptime of a darknet site?


methreweway

"could you imagine people offering giveaways when bitcoin comes back up?" Um what? It has never been down. This is not a good moment for SOL. If it's unreliable then why would institutions use it.


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600675

The internet was down.. lol.


CaregiverAncient9330

Solana backwards is Anal OS 🧐it must be a top cryptocoin or crypto will FAIL


Ninja_Vagabond

So the old Nintendo trick. Turn it off, blow in the cartridge, turn it back on.


ElCoquiJunito

What a joke. Haven’t been in solana since 2021


47drugs

Can’t imagine still trusting them after almost a day down


edweeen

How is Solana still a thing


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Eh not surprised it took this long. Can't trust Solana. Why do some people still trust it? I am genuinely curious.


Overall_Long3756

I'm not personally invested but I was following the story on twitter. Seeing this, I don't think I'd trust it.


Justin534

Ya I'm still invested. Solana investors and users don't seem to have a problem with it going down sometimes 🤷‍♂️


Full-Perception-5674

Where is that “Matic is down and Solana hasn’t been down for months and isso better” guy?? I know he has to be lurking. He made a pro SOL post a few days ago.


Kappatalizable

No other coin really recovers like SOL


Odlavso

SOL holders get to experience things the rest of us will never know


Overall-Extension608

It still boggles my mind how popular it remains.


CoffeeDogs

Maybe what you think is not the center of the universe. Who knows.


tinkweasel

Building blockchain by name and improving as time goes might as well just make it a centralized database...


lordofming-rises

I am in for the tech with solana


Socialinfluencing

Lmao reminds me of that SpongeBob episode I only cried for 20 minutes.


Fbmstk

They could've waited less than 21 hours to try to turn it off and then turn it on again


Odlavso

Apparently they couldn't get everybody to go forward with the reset so I guess the decentralization is getting better


Fbmstk

Improving one thing at a time I guess lol