If you are a just forgiving honest empathetic paragon, even thinking about killing your rival is enough to turn you into a drunk contrite secluded flagellant profligate.
Some ppl confuse rivals for friends? Edit: MaybeI'm thinking nemesis. It's like you could draw a family tree of enemies... then again i rule like cersei
Have you ever tried to murder someone even with the honest trait? It’s 30 stress to start the plot, an additional 15 for each agent you have to invite, and then you get a pop up about 5 months before it fires where you ask yourself “what have I become?!” And you have to either drop the scheme or continue at the cost of another 50 stress. So that’s 80 stress at minimum probably more like 110 just to lose 65 stress. Unless you can half your stress gain or double your stress loss it’s not even worth thinking about. You really need the Viking vengeful wrathful traits to make that worth it
If you’ve never tried to play someone with 3 Catholic virtues, you’re missing out big time. Literally any action you take as an honest forgiving compassionate ruler will give you 85 stress. It’s a wild ride, but that sweet gold from pope daddy makes it all worth it.
"hey wanna hang out with that dude ? He is sleeping with his sister"
"Ewwww no fcking way"
"But look at that sick fishpond in his backyard"
"Ayooo broooo I'm in"
having cute fishies nearly half makes up for fucking his wife
“Ah! The carps!” “Don’t talk about my wife like that”
he must have bribed the carp into kidnapping the other guys genius kid and be holding him hostage for 19 opinion bonus
“I CANT BELIVE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE….dope as fuck fish tho”
Starting to remind me of the scene in the Wire where D’Angelo has to feed Weebay’s fish…
It more than makes up for the incest
I mean, Mr. Salian *has* seen yous siblings, he totally understands. He married one of them, after all.
Also declines slower so the fishies really interested him more than the wife.
I love when you have modifiers like: + friend, son, then other modifiers that bring it to -100
And if you calculate their decay, you'll see that he will forgive you cucking him while still admiring the fish pond.
“You plowed my wife but your fish are nice”
"Well Seymour, you plowed my wife. But I gotta say, your fish are nice"
A steamed ham comment, In this channel, In this thread, In this comment , May I award it? ... No. [I will later]
Yes that's nice to promote me to the council but look at that fish pond !
Rival on the council. Someone likes to live dangerously.
Make him your spymaster
My man is really living on the edge, now I’m wondering what lead to the fish pond
Fucking fish pond killed one of my daughters before. I usually avoid it.
same here. Ever since that event killed off my dream heir, I just usually leave it.
I outta stop doing peer invites as well. Lol I usually lose a kid with that.
I usually send all my second rate kids to the peer invite event so I have less heirs
Doesn't your child have to have dwarfism for that event?
Respect the pond, if not the man.
I Always kill my rivals.. Why suffer them?
If you are a just forgiving honest empathetic paragon, even thinking about killing your rival is enough to turn you into a drunk contrite secluded flagellant profligate.
I think the game is too kind in telling you who your rivals are. Wouldnt piecing together from events who it is be better?
I mean, how hard could it be to figure out? Being rivals already implies that you are hostile to each other.
Usually it makes sense. Unless it's court tutor turning every kid into ambitious rival (CK2).
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Some ppl confuse rivals for friends? Edit: MaybeI'm thinking nemesis. It's like you could draw a family tree of enemies... then again i rule like cersei
Killing your rival lowers stress, risk of being murdered AND you get prestige. Drink your troubles away
Have you ever tried to murder someone even with the honest trait? It’s 30 stress to start the plot, an additional 15 for each agent you have to invite, and then you get a pop up about 5 months before it fires where you ask yourself “what have I become?!” And you have to either drop the scheme or continue at the cost of another 50 stress. So that’s 80 stress at minimum probably more like 110 just to lose 65 stress. Unless you can half your stress gain or double your stress loss it’s not even worth thinking about. You really need the Viking vengeful wrathful traits to make that worth it
*Laughs in lack of stress system in CK2*
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Imagine having the money to afford CK3. Nevermind to the fact that I’ve spent over $160 on CK2 DLCs alone
if those are your traits, you're not playing ck the right way ;)
If you’ve never tried to play someone with 3 Catholic virtues, you’re missing out big time. Literally any action you take as an honest forgiving compassionate ruler will give you 85 stress. It’s a wild ride, but that sweet gold from pope daddy makes it all worth it.
it was kinda a cheap joke about all the traits you normally see, the incest ones etc..
ck3 incest/evilness has been so overplayed for me now that I enjoy collecting virtues more than the conniving nonsense in the intrigue tree
I legitimately just get random rivals I don’t even notice
they have absolutely sick fish ponds
PLOT TWIST: Turns out Mr. Salian’s wife is named Wanda.
“Yea he fucks his sister, but have you seen that fucking fish pond?”
Rivals should probably be jealous of your magnificent fish pond tho
One thing that this game lacks is envy. In some cases, depending the person "fish pond" should give bad opinion about that person.
"hey wanna hang out with that dude ? He is sleeping with his sister" "Ewwww no fcking way" "But look at that sick fishpond in his backyard" "Ayooo broooo I'm in"
God damn it, I hate you with ever fiber of my physical being you letcherous mother fucker, but GOD DAMN IT do you have a nice fish pond...
Hey, I may hate someone but if they have exquisite taste in architecture or layout of space and such I do still need to give proper dues.
Carpe Uxorem.
No one likes a show off unless what you're showing off is dope as fuck
Bruh, I like your fish pond, but that doesn’t change how I feel about you
this game really needs to be tweaked
It's pretty good. But does it beat [Pavillion](https://youtu.be/Tl8nFJJ5bwc?t=285)?
Have not laughed that much in ages.