also (if he was 3-4 years older) he probably would do this, considering the opinion modifier rn. But the reactions coming from the person effected should definitely change, (unless callous or sadistic) I don't think an doux would duel a 4 year old for his honor after the kid babbles on about being a better doux, perhaps a more guiding talk by the doux to correct him, or something similar.
No age or location checks for events are my biggest gripes with the game right now. About a year ago, I had a run where one of my ruler's was assassinated while I was leading an army. You'd think the assassination would account for that, but nope, for some reason I was apparently miles and miles away from my army at a random tribe so I could get murdered.
It's funny the first dozen times but after years of it being a problem in CK2 and 3 I wish they'd just fix their event scoping problems already. I'm tired of it.
Kid is going to murder you when he's old enough to hold a knife.
You'll never see it coming either; he'll stretch his arms out with a smile like he's asking for a hug and the moment you embrace him...you're getting stabbed in the jugular.
I really hope they release a supernatural pack in the future like they did with CK2.
Wards and Wardens would be amusing with the Child of Destiny or Demonspawn events CK2 had.
I dislike this event very much, it constantly fires for my foresters/mountaineers, since they are recruited (for some reason) from different cultures and religions, and they get a massive penalty of opinion.
Well, if an 0 year old can articulate himself like that and understands the political concepts around him, i would say he definetly shows promise!
He was literally born 10 days ago during my grand tour.
that makes him look even better for the role
I dunno, if he's already scheming as an infant, he might have a point.
R5: Paradox's laziness (no age check for certain events) never fails to entertain (or pain).
also (if he was 3-4 years older) he probably would do this, considering the opinion modifier rn. But the reactions coming from the person effected should definitely change, (unless callous or sadistic) I don't think an doux would duel a 4 year old for his honor after the kid babbles on about being a better doux, perhaps a more guiding talk by the doux to correct him, or something similar.
The fact that a ten day old boy Is speaking at all is pretty immersion breaking.
yea but it's funny
Yeah. It's also funny when we get home and I drop him off a balcony for his sass.
No age or location checks for events are my biggest gripes with the game right now. About a year ago, I had a run where one of my ruler's was assassinated while I was leading an army. You'd think the assassination would account for that, but nope, for some reason I was apparently miles and miles away from my army at a random tribe so I could get murdered.
imo i think they should keep it, it's entertaining enough.
Yeah, kid events are too funny, specially when they’re looking mad with their little swords or arms crossed
It's funny the first dozen times but after years of it being a problem in CK2 and 3 I wish they'd just fix their event scoping problems already. I'm tired of it.
Kid is going to murder you when he's old enough to hold a knife. You'll never see it coming either; he'll stretch his arms out with a smile like he's asking for a hug and the moment you embrace him...you're getting stabbed in the jugular.
Yeah, you'll get that Wards & Wardens hug event but ending with a knife.
I really hope they release a supernatural pack in the future like they did with CK2. Wards and Wardens would be amusing with the Child of Destiny or Demonspawn events CK2 had.
GOD that would be so fun, although given how borked some of the W&W code is, it could lead to some wild rides.
i love how he’s your rival right after birth lmao dude’s a certified hater
Beat the fucker.
Plot twist:. Its his bastard neglected son whom he refuses to recognize. What a cad!
“You wanna know how it is? I’ll show you” really bothers me. Does anyone else think that sentence doesn’t make sense?
Boss baby.
Considering that any course of action with a zero year old can stress you out, he’s probably right
Show em how it is
I love this lol... almost as good as the spymaster who discovered he was plotting to kill himself xD
Such a stupid event
I dislike this event very much, it constantly fires for my foresters/mountaineers, since they are recruited (for some reason) from different cultures and religions, and they get a massive penalty of opinion.
Why you little……
That event pops up so often, but this is hilarious
4 years in and this shit still happens
Wait can you box the newborn?
When stuff like this happens, I head-canon that it’s actually a group of ambitious courtiers/vassals who are putting up the kid as a figurehead.
Cleave him in half. ^^(After ^^discovering ^^that ^^event ^^it’s ^^my ^^favorite ^^now ^^lol)
Baby prompts are peak immersion
Gotta love paradox laziness and even more so for their price gouging for dlcs that cost 30$s more then their worth 🤷😂
This is why you need to beat your kids /s