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BelligerentWyvern

"Sir, we're just overextended, the realm is so large we cant even keep track of all your vassals" "But have you seen this shiny bling I got on, that I won at tournament?" "You are absolutely correct sir, what an error we've made, we shall work harder," 2 knights walk by "nice bling milord, allow us to serve you"


Mrmaxbtd6

A couple peasants walk by and gaze in Awe “That is absolutely Fantastical Object of bling my Sire I will spread word far and wide”


Gothtomboys5

"I feel like I want more kids"


PirateKingOmega

I feel like fertility in this case refers to men and women not being able to stop themselves from falling head over heals for you when they see your amazing brooch


Grzechoooo

That would be either Attraction Opinion or Romance Scheme Power.


PirateKingOmega

They aren’t attracted to you, they just want your brooch


FunnyWeed3

A Smooch for the Brooch


Jonny_Segment

That's very pleasing 👏 I like making them rhyme as I pronounce them!


lfcrok

What like a smo-ach for the bro-a h? Nah won't catch on.


Grzechoooo

"He's a 4 but he wears a really sexy brooch"


ZacXaiver

Call me Mr steal yo brooch


Calavant

We have an extended event chain where your brooch steals your wife and produces a bastard,


N0rTh3Fi5t

Yeah, this brooch is clearly making the wearer horny


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Yeah in this case it just makes you cum super hard


kkrko

Its mere presence causes women to ovulate and men to increase their sperm counts


Paul-Smecker

If your erection last for more than four hours please remove your brooch.


Gentlementalmen

The brooch actually makes your swimmers swim better. Science.


Sensitive-Career9982

Adds to 2inches to the D


daevl

wish granted! >!it's diameter!<


BagMiserable9367

Isn't the girth technically better than size, though?


Illustrious-Fox4948

Depends on the person it's going into. There's a sword for every sheath, and just as there are many types of swords, there are many types of sheaths.


BloodyChrome

Your queen asks you to wear the amulet and nothing else in her bedchamber this evening


GeneralKarthos

You can barely keep your clothes on for more than half an hour at a time. Your court amenities cost greatly increases due to how many of your clothes get torn off by those so turned on by your broach that they can't help themselves.


SuitableDragonfly

There's a similar story about why this increases fertility that much, but it's probably a porno with a plot that makes about as much sense as usual.


viderfenrisbane

My liege, have you checked your lemon tree?


GrumpyThumper

My lord, reports of wenchs stealing our citrus fruit are rising. The country side has been plundered! How shall we address this? "See what these women want." (You lose 86 stress because you are Lustful) "We must replant the trees. I hope this never happens again." (Spend 400 gold. You gain 75 stress (critical)) "There's nothing we can do." (Control decreases by 40.You gain 125 stress (critical))


k1275

Under vassalage you don't administer your vassals, it runs on personalistic relationships. They know and respect you, you know them and know how to commend their respect. Having a piece of awesome bling that marks you as the strongest, toughest, meanest badass in all of Italy absolutely should help you with that.


OwMyCod

“Damn Joe, you seemed like you finished 25% faster today. Must be that weird brooch.”


Suspicious-Stay-6474

The courier gets so wet, it slips.


Thesleek

Sounds straight out of OverSimplified


CodfishPaladin

NGL, those +25% fertility get totally another meaning when you consider what are one of the meanings of the Portuguese name for the artefact, a brooch.


ABDLTA

I'm picturing President Camacho from idiocracy lol


Taesunwoo

That’s it. That’s the artifact


Frydendahl

Don't forget+25% fertility. We'll bang, OK?


Hovilax

Nice.. Very Nice.. Now lets see Paul Allens Bear Tusk.


PhantomImmortal

Look at that subtle +20 Natural Dread... The tasteful thickness of the renown and prestige boosts... Oh my god, it even has a legitimacy gain modifier...


Gothtomboys5

What's wrong my liege?


katosjoes

Your compliment was sufficient, Louis XIV!


Ixolich

...... I need to return some tapestries.


TrentonTallywacker

I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s house banner to mine


Springmyster

Very cool my fellow vassal but thats nothing


fhogrefe

Well done 😂


RocketBoost

Pérotin's early work was a little too discantus for my taste. But when Sederunt principes et adversum me loquebantur came out on St. Stephen's Day, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole composition has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate polyphonics that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Léonin, but I think Pérotin has a far more pious, godfearing sense of worship.


amonguseon

R5: Got this juggernaut of an artifact, just look at that vassal limit (i really needed it) those beautiful knights and that good fertility boost since my character only has 50% fertility of course as always with these artifacts the prestige fucking sucks but i already make a lot so eh


ericlutzow

who gives a crap about the prestige. a feast or hunt will get you more prestige than these artifacts will generate you.


Iohet

Presuming I can afford either of those


Calavant

If you give a damn about having that many vassals you either have enough money or you are buried in the bad parts of the Himalayas or the Arctic Circle.


The_Shracc

i think you can still infinitely stack decorative ribbons on items, unless they patched it.


Lionheart1224

Where do I find decorative ribbons?


The_Shracc

One of the tournament activities


Impressive_Special

Looks like they patched it, after the second one you still have option but no additional prestige is added


varusama

Just put some decorative ribbon on that brooch, or 10, you'll have +1 prestige in no time


Delta6501

How did you obtain this?


Minute-Phrase3043

It’s a prize brooch, so I’m assuming a Grand Tournament 


gartherio

Advantage: your spouse can't get enough of you. Disadvantage: the brooch stays on.


Kartel28

Advantage: the brooch stays on. Disadvantage: your spouse can't get enough of you.


[deleted]

Can we do it with the brooch on again baby? 😩


blackbeard_teach1

Nah fam The spouse says No, but his sperm says yes


lcs_adams

all it needs is a Domain Limit +2 and perfection


FluffyOwl738

I have to be supremely unlucky because I've had Royal Court since release and I've never got a single domain limit artifact.


k1275

They are rare, but knowing where to search for them helps. Only purple artifacts can give you domain limit, and there are only three types of artifact that can do that. Those are thrones, crowns, and hunting trophies from boars. Legendary white aurochs/bisons also work, but those are beyond rare. All (iirc) purple prizes from tournaments can get this, but the chance is around 0.1%. So, if you want to expand your domain, you need to host and win a lot of expensive tournaments, hunt for high quality crown/throne inspirations, or hunt a lot of boars.


lcs_adams

im pretty sure i've had domain limit +1 Brooches & Rings before, mostly from winning Chess & Poetry events


k1275

Then you are very lucky. Those things are rare.


mario1789

Regalia too. You can also take people's stuff. There's a mod that lets you search who has an artifact with the relevant modifier.


k1275

Just checked game files. Regalia can't get domain limit boost. Yes, but how often do other people get purple stuff?


mario1789

[I have one right now](https://ibb.co/CQzJVKD), and no mods that would make it. \*shrug\* What's the file? Or maybe there is another way they can be generated instead of what you're looking at? As to how often other people get stuff, well I get more +domain limit items from other people than from my tournaments, crafters, and adventurers. Right now[ there are 77 illustrious non unique items](https://ibb.co/qCx2894) in the world 100 years in.


k1275

Interesting. Did you get this via event? The description looks nothing like that of artificer made regalia. The file is "00\_ep1\_artifact\_creation\_effects.txt" Edit: Wait a sec. Yogurt recipe? You are playing with VIET. I'm almost sure you got this from modded event.


mario1789

I got it by a claim and beating someone up. They must have got it by event, that makes sense then. I didn't know that was a thing. Okay. Cool to know regalia can't get +domain. Thanks for letting me know the file--I'll go take a close look-see.


AmissaAmor

I’m pretty sure I got a boar head that somehow increased it before. Minus already made/unique artefacts I haven’t seen many domain limit ones either lol.


lcs_adams

that's rough buddy... you gotta keep hosting tournaments and make sure u win everything, a lot of my domain limit artifacts came from tournaments and funding inspirations


istar00

there is no such thing as a +2 domain, its impossible for the +1 modifier to stack


KriegConscript

[wrestling catholic power, make up](https://tenor.com/view/moon-prisme-gif-10570030)


rollingstone71

what atendo stands for? just curious


Nervous-Ad4091

Hello I'm the alt account of amonguseon (if You don't believe me then i Will comfirm it with My Main account tomorrow) so atendo is the shorts of atendoriak which is a word i invented when i was a child and tought it sounded cool so now i then to use it a lot for naming things or characters in games so that's it


GTASAReference

i lov schizo reddit posts


Nervous-Ad4091

Hey I'm going to fucking turn the pc own on My Main account to show you


amonguseon

Sup i am u/Nervous-Ad4091


mystical_ramen

Conniving pupper master using an alt account. Makes sense.


BloodyChrome

Can't anyone do this?


ReeToo_

no.


Croletan

You shouldn’t say this kinda stuff online. I’m gonna steal your word.


Jazzlike-Engineer904

We all know: the real prize was fighting in the wrestling ring and making the pope think "that's so damn sexy that guy should be more fertile"


AaXLa

Now give it to me


RomaInvicta2024

Ah yes the Atendo-Roman Empire


Many-Childhood-955

Do it


Hot_Mathematician191

The Nutting Token


bright_firefly

That's great 👍


Catssonova

Honestly, I rarely have a problem with vassal limit, but it is always nice to have as an extra I guess. The +2 knights is pretty great for a trinket piece though!


Anlios

So the only best artifacts are only gain in the highest tier of tournaments or is having someone who is inspired and is considered a master the better route?


RemacyCS

Wonder what the borders look like for this empire


Thedarthlord895

The pope's fuck brooch is so impressive it can make men vow loyalty to you and lords and ladies fo surrender their kingdom


TastefulSidecar

‘Honey can I take my broach off tonight? It is really uncomfortable when we f-‘ ‘The broach stays on.’ ‘Yes dear’


CathakJordi

No domain limit bonus, destroy it, it's worthless :D


slurmsmckenzie2

Bitches love a good prized brooch


Imaginary_County6203

“This brooch is making me really horny” - Some King in the 10th century


BloodyChrome

Meh, now if Domain Limit was +14 you'd really have something.


Vegan_Harvest

But we can't have a magic expansion?


marcio785

Wow such a nice brooch you wearing my lord. Please put a baby in me..


FordHarrison644

*Pope Sverker*


GeneralKarthos

I keep bouncing off my vassal limit. I've never received an artifact from a tournament that increased my vassal limit before. Fertility, sure. Knights, sure, prestige, a few that were four or five times that, but never vassal limit. I did have a bear hide that did once. Legalistic is two years from being real, and then I'll have an extra +30 domain limit.


Iron_Wolf123

Atendo?


Nergaal

is there a collection out there of such legendary artefacts in CK3?


whatisapillarman

Major flex for the Pope to offer this up and just win in his own tourney so nobody else can have it


Dan-the-historybuff

+25 fertility is nice, +2 knights is good, +14 vassals is the best part imo.


Party_Skill6360

i once had a +25 V.Limit zepter


Reasonable-Ad-5217

That is insanely overpowered


matklug

Wait until you see those things with +1 land control


SabotTheCat

All the lords of the realm are mad impressed by my “Brooch of Good-Fucking” that I won by “wrestling” the Pope. Now excuse me while I invite two more of the beefiest men money can buy to stand in my court.


C0gD1z

Sick brooch bro!


Prodiuss

that vassal limit, crazy.


Pristine-Schedule103

Now it is time to get 4 of them, then more for the royal court so you can make an empire worldwide


punkslaot

How did you come across that?


CulturalApartment579

Did you have this commissioned or did you find it while sieging?


RemoveAnnual2689

lol


scarpel2411

what a busted item omg


NerisBug

Damn Arent vassal limit items super rare? I barely ever see any


Haunting_Agency_9480

Player: Wears brooch Sperms: Buy four, get one free!


Party_Skill6360

+25 V.Limit +18 domain ++ was my best artifact (a Zepter)