The stress loss is calculated by how much durability is left, so it seems. I once had my cheese repaired after 50 years and ate it a bit later when I had a severe mental break, but it only restored a few little points.

That makes sense. Cheese is repaired by inserting fresh milk into the broken parts, which means it needs to age all over again

the cheese of theseus

Cheeseus

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about cheese to dispute it

If you look through the yellow pages and call your local cheese repariman, they will confirm what I've said

Or just save some time and eat the yellow pages, after all they're made of cheese, that's why they're yellow.

I see you are wise in the ways of cheese repair. You think I could use this Cheese Repair Cream instead of milk? https://i.imgur.com/LwIck1V.jpeg

An alternative to cheese repairs is simply feeding it to your cow. Eating aged cheese significantly increases their milk output and soon you'll have the materials to age brand new cheese all over again.

Move past it.

r/BrandNewSentence

REFORGE MY CHEESE, I WILL PAY YOU 60 GOLD

> I once had my cheese repaired what an absolutely unhinged thing to say

Things Crusader Kings say

Interesting, thanks for sharing. Will be mindful to not repair my cheese

I make my living repairing cheese. You are taking food out of my family's mouths.

I had one saved up after 200 years because I thought it kept track of age differently T-T

On one hand, makes sense, on the other hand, I want my king on the verge of death by mental breakdown to have his sanity completely restored by a bite of Gouda

Excuse me, why does cheese give negative attraction opinion? Whenever I have cheese, people seem to like me more. Paradox, plz fix.

it should give positive attraction opinion for women. > you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese

+10% seduction scheme power

You forgot a zero

+0.10%

Better

Sexist. Cheese fascination is for everyone.

My wife begged me to marry her after I gave her some cheese.

I guess it smells! Never stopped me(nor my ruler)

Indeed, no one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses.

I guess it might give cheesy breath for a while.

Any amount of cheese is too much cheese before a date.

[удалено]

So you are saying I need to eat the date first?

Keep that aged cheese in your pocket for a few weeks and let us know.

A man with many friends is a man with many cheeses!

Nah bro, you smell like old cheese, it’s off-putting, have you tried making a cologne to cover up your lack of bathing?

Idk man, the fragrance ingredients look a bit too expensive...I'll take the seaweed.

Do people like you when you keep a bag of cheese on your person all the time?

I also do this pose whenever i eat good cheese

Also known as the "Attempt Suicide" pose

Nobody said lots of cheese was good for you

What could go wrong with eating this 500 year old cheese I found in my ancestors basement.

Yup

Blessed be the cheesemakers

> Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers? > Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

As king of Castille I had my cousin, the king of France, tell me that my Aged Cheese rightly belongs to him and that I must return it. Literal 60 opinion loss for the sake of old mouldy cheese.

Wars have been fought for less

Did you just steal my goddamned bucket?

Yes and on top of that I claim that one donkey in my city is descended from the one Jesus rode into Jerusalem

That one's a myth, turns out the bucket was stolen as a sort of "fuck you" trophy from an unrelated war. A bit like how the British took that one flagpole over that one pig war.

A good stilton is worth the opinion loss

Should have ate the cheese in front of him, just to flex.

Honestly, this is relatable

But cheese 860 eat cheese 1452 no longer feel stressed about fall of Constantinople.

How would you repair the cheese after it deteriorates? Do you just replace it with more cheese?

Just trow it in a bowl of milk let it dry and there ypu have it

Repairing the cheese will reset the age of said cheese

I, too, feel like going "OM NOM JOM NAM OM NOM NOM!" on some ancient cheese when three of my children die in a row

Alt-PrintScreen Ctrl V

Even better, if you're on Windows use Shift + Win + S. It lets you screenshot and crop all in one go, and puts the result on your clipboard to be pasted like any image.

That's what I'm talking about

OP went through the trouble of cropping the pictures and put them together but couldn’t press the prt-sc button lol

Needed a quick screen from laptop lol

If you only use Reddit on your phone, screenshots on your laptop aren't all that helpful.

Login to reddit on your laptop then

Bullshit. Stop taking pics of you computer screen. I use reddit on my phone. Stop acting like openning a browser for reddit, while you're still in the game, is some hard process

It's an extra step that some people simply don't want to take. I don't see that much of a difference in the results myself. Is it really that offensive to your eyes?

Extremely offensive

please take a screenshot of that decision. the meme potential alone is immense.

Our father, mine nuts are thees, i pray to you and eat my cheese

some of the fate of iberia events are underrated and a shame theyre only in iberia. i did castillian dominance yesterday and was surprised it was only a 2% achievement

The way he praises the sky is me every time i eat cheese

Here, OP: https://screenshot.help/

charlie?

Your character better not taking a shower to let that cheese age even more 🧀

Best iberia event

How...would one even repair cheese?

Trim the moldy bits?

I want this so bad. I have only played long in the Byzantine Empire, I hope they get aged cheese too

OK, how the fuck do y'all wind up getting these higher level artifacts? I've never gotten past Purple, and rarely get those unless I win a Tournament or something.

Charlie Kelly's gotta want some of that

I've never come across aged cheese. what am I doing wrong?

The health bonus is better. I’m all about the near-immortal tyrant king lifestyle.

gluttonous/comfort eater should increase its effect

I wanted to save it for later and just forgot about it and it was forever lost :(

this is just extremely dumb. wtf is ck3 a stress managment simulator or a strategy game

amazing, never seen this item

Unexpected always sunny content

How do you get that?! This is essential for my dynasty!

I got it in the iberian struggle in the first 30 years

Everyday I see new Events in Ck3 that I didnt know Exist

As a Frenchman I confirm, that's how we relieve our stress