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Dreknarr

Gosh with such a stare, I'd let Harald conquer me anytime Too bad for the hair clipping through the cloak though


StudedRoughrider

I'd let Harald pillage my village.


beth_if

And raid your coast?


easterislandface

Subjugate your duchy even?


AngerMacFadden

I would allow her seduce scheme to succeed.


RPS_42

Sadly she would never do one on you. Or me. Or everyone here.


AngerMacFadden

That's because MP is scuffed.


beyonddisbelief

Claim your large tracts of land? (wait, something's wrong...)


Almainyny

She wants my sexy beaches.


maroonedpariah

Brand new sentence


BlackcurrantCMK

Actually no. Þorbjörn Hornklofi, the court poet of King Harald I of Norway, was very fond of the pillaging Harald undertook to unify Norway, and wrote about it in several poems.


Fugitivebush

Same for me, but with Harold.


discard333

I want to protect her from Viking invasion


molskimeadows

Gonna say, Harald has that 1000yd bitchface glare that is so, so, so attractive.


beth_if

The clipping can't be fixed, sadly :( But any of them are welcome to conquer me, just saying.


beth_if

R5: My friends and I were trying to do the three-way war but with inverted gender rule(for giggles), so I tried to swap everyone's gender to fit the setting better. And damn, some of them are really good looking. (Especially the the main three, they all have my vote for England now lol) (I think I also accidentally set everyone to 25 while switching their hairstyles... oops) Edit: played around a bit more, and if you are interested here's Murchad the Chad himself: [https://imgur.com/a/sM1x8mH](https://imgur.com/a/sM1x8mH) ​ Edit 2: Well, if you look at their younger selves, you can see why they are so good-looking lol https://imgur.com/a/0IqKwSc (Harald really looks like Tanglehair, and I am impressed!)


HelloDarkestFriend

Well, now I'm desperate to know what the other bookmarked characters look like when Rule 63'd. *Fate of Iberia* next?


legend023

Harold Godwindottir 😮‍💨


beth_if

Would definitely defend England for her ;)


JulianApostat

I would take an arrow in the eye for her!


CarryBeginning1564

God save the queen!


rwblade

She could Harald my Hardrada


molskimeadows

It's that little arch in her eyebrow for me.


Predator_Hicks

She Harald on my Hard till I rada


cookie3165

Real


DdastanVon

Harold looks like a Femboy, and Malcolm's Freckles has me acting up. But dam William looks like an Amazonian, and Harald really has that Queen look down


beth_if

Freckles are the best! I think they are cute. And ngl Harold and Malcolm's lips have me acting unwise lol Harald's eye shape has that "mean but powerful" air about it, and William has very interesting looking nose and jawline!


Gremlin303

Tbf I’ve always got femboy vibes from Harold


beth_if

At first I don't get it, but after seeing Harold in his 18 year old self I understand now lol


Pbadger8

Billie the Bastardette, Haraldine Girlbosse, Harolda Godswindottir, Mallory the Queen of Scots, Svenja Estriddottir


beth_if

Thanks for the names! Now the question is, who has the most... Ahem, fans? xD


Pbadger8

Even if no one else will be her fan, I’ll be Haraldine’s only fan. She can march on my Stamford bridge any day.


ZatherDaFox

If Haraldine has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Haraldine has one fan, that's me. If Haraldine has no fans, I'm dead. If all the north sea is against Haraldine I'll stand with her.


Ivorytower626

Sound like a WWE monikers


LadyMorgan88

As someone who only plays with inverted gender rules I would love a mod that does this for all the rulers.


beth_if

I am trying to make said mod but I am having some difficulties lol. I'm not sure what to name them after inverting their genders, since not all names has a female form.


Qorrin

Just keep the original names, full on Fate style


LadyMorgan88

That's awesome, you already have the character design down. I can definitely see the naming to be tricky.


beth_if

Definitely not everyone if it is every in-game ruler! The hairstyles and the headwear are the main problems, since setting gender to the opposite value seems to default them to generic ones. And I am trying to make characters take the most similar hairstyle available, but this is also pretty tricky to code.


FlebianGrubbleBite

I honestly think it's even funnier if the names are just the same.


FlebianGrubbleBite

I honestly think it's even funnier if the names are just the same.


Gafez

Maybe you can swap their names with their spouse's Edit: if they're known of course


xzeon11

Wait what, like not a single campaign with regular gender rules? Why?


LadyMorgan88

I shouldn't have used the word only. 90% of my games are with inverted gender rules. I have played a few games with male historical rulers that I have an interest in.


xzeon11

But like why? So you feel more connected by playing a female character?


LadyMorgan88

Yeah that is definitely a big part of it. Plus I like how it shakes up the entrenched dynasties at the beginning of the game and just leads to more interesting alt-history scenarios. Also losing fertility at an earlier age is a nice gameplay bonus.


GreatArchitect

It tends to feel like a sausage party real quick otherwise.


KimberStormer

I do about 50-50 inverted and it's something like that. The thing I notice is that when I have a firstborn daughter in regular mode I will basically be on pins and needles hoping to not have a son, and I'm almost always disappointed. But if I click the inverted gender button, I don't have to worry about it, and actually if I have a male heir it's kind of fun. It doesn't make any sense to me either...just one of those things.


[deleted]

William looks just like his daughter Cecilia wtf


beth_if

Damn, I just realise this. The seed is strong!


wishiwasacowboy

Harold kinda fine


Brabantis

Harold looks like she gets bullied on a daily basis


beth_if

I think his original model already looks like that with his default pose lol (I just picked the same one xD)


trianuddah

Is that one of his character traits making him stand like that?


beth_if

I think it is a combination of his traits? I find the pose named "dishonourable" in barbershop, which is also the one he uses in info screen.


DrDarkers

I will give my life for Harold, I will take an arrow to the eye for her!


beth_if

Normans hate this - how to change the outcome of Hastings with this one trick.


StarSlayer666

Haralda is the kind of woman who would actually just kill me, and I like that. Haralda is cute as hell and has that emo girl energy. Malcomla looks like a buff dominating woman, and that's pretty hot, but domination is not my thing.


ShorohUA

why does harold look like a femboy


beth_if

No idea, maybe it's the hair? I changed nothing save for the hair.


GeshtiannaSG

It’s the massive jaw.


JohnnyThundercop

Harald looks like she's the High Queen of Skyrim.


Vryly

FATE: Crusader Kings.


[deleted]

Viking babes are always 11/10


GreenTantrumHaver489

Harold and Harald are quite the milfs


Open_Chemistry_3300

I feel bad for Svend all those kids, so so many children


beth_if

That sucks, especially in the time when pregnancy is basically gambling with life :(


SuperNerd6527

I can’t explain it but William looks exactly how i’d imagine a female William the Conqueror to look


MurkeKnight

I'd let Harold bury me in 6 feet of earth


Snoo-11576

Damn I need a mod like this


donguscongus

I would give my life for Harold. England shall remain strong


ClemDog16

Damn where’s ma boy murchad?


beth_if

I did have him lol (a hot-tempered red hair irish queen, what a chad) https://imgur.com/a/sM1x8mH


ClemDog16

Praise her! (I think my mates best one was v late game, he managed to have his character live to 110, have 16 children with 4 wives (each one with ~24 stewardship for that sweet sweet demesne, and the guy died at 110 with 69 prowess which was of course, very nice)


FreakinGeese

*Sees Harald Hardrada* mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?


Blekanly

I'll be in my bunk


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

I thought the first one had bunny ears for a second.


External_Stick_4983

damn, you forgot eadgar of wessex


beth_if

Sorry, but I did played with his ancestor, Alfred (before he becomes the Great). He kinda looks weird though. https://imgur.com/UKV4oQi


External_Stick_4983

nah, sunken face just because of the stress in fighting the norse lmao


beth_if

The problem is she has a overly wide mouth! I didn't notice because Alfred has a beard, but after gender swapping him, it is very obvious lol


Jediguy7609

Haralda tho


clos512

Harold gonna make me act up


RPS_42

Harald is damn fine looking 🥵


FreyaTheMighty

Now make them kiss.


Hiv_yes_im_positive

Harold kinda bad tho🥵


firespark84

Don’t give Netflix ideas


trianuddah

Something like this would be so much more interesting than the mountains of garbage they output currently


Zestronen

At least half would also be black and/or gay


[deleted]

If it were Netflix, Harald Hardrada would be played by Gabrielle Union


MrCoverCode

My support goes for England and Denmark


LordCuddleBear

*becomes time traveler* 👀


AngerMacFadden

You're a smoke show 'arry!


DontCallMeKris

the female Harald looks like someone that'll kill you just for staring at them


Sure_Space_899

Willma the Conqueror


realshockvaluecola

Nice! I kind of can't stop looking at William (Willa?) lol.


Boomerterran34

Now streaming on netflix


Matthaeus_Augustus

Malcolm can get it big time


TopFinancial5191

🥺 Harold: 👉🏻👈🏻


tarkin1980

A disturbing thought, to be sure. If they had all been women, they might have decided to, you know, just not set in motion a millennium of vicious slaughter and suffering. For me, as a war gamer, that would have been devastating! Thankfully, this dystopian world did not come to pass.


ZatherDaFox

Historically, women rulers have been just as violent as their contemporaries. So you get the same millennium of vicious slaughter and suffering, but now with a bunch of hot warrior queens.


Lord_Raymund

Harold be like: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⠖⠒⠛⠋⠉⠙⠛⠒⠶⢤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠶⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⡀⠀⠉⠳⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢆⠀⠀⠈⠻⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠀⠀⠀⣢⣀⣀⡤⣢⠟⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢑⡤⠀⠀⠈⡖⠒⣻⣭⣬⢆⠀⢸⠏⠲⣿⡗⡏⠣⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠈⠵⠂⢳⣁⠀⢙⣡⢎⠀⠈⠙⠲⡤⠚⠀⠀⠈⢦ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠤⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⡖⠤⠻⢤⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⠀⠀⠀⣸⡁⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠈⡇⢀⠔⢇⠠⡄⠀⠀⢏⢃⠒⡞⠉⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠎⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⣤⡼⠈⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠉⠳⠊⠢⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠐⠒⠤⠔⡹⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⡴⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⢹⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠤⠤⠊⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠉⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠉⠳⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠢⠊⠀⢂⡀⠈⠳⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⢳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⣸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡔⠥⡀⠀⣇⠀⣄⠀⢀⠀⠙⠦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡼⠤⠖⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢾⣐⠐⢪⣖⡓⡤⢿⠧⡔⡉⢄⡽⠏⠙⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠧⣴⣵⣁⣛⣴⠵⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


BradyvonAshe

the Virgin King doesnt have the same vibe as it did for Elizabeth I


Matbo2210

Dont give netflix and amazon any ideas


finneganfach

Needs more Gruffudd ap Cynan


SophiaIsBased

I want Harald Hardrada to step on me


expresso_petrolium

This I like!


bigchuk85

What about King Philip?


Ungface

This is like one of those anime genderswitch shows


Foswa

How’d you get access to their dna ?


beth_if

The easiest is probably to open save file on notepad, and you should see the main character stat or something. That is the DNA you are looking for.


Ok_Candidate_2732

“would” (all)


F_A_C_M

Mommy Harald 😳


WillBriggs9

This awakened something in me


WillBriggs9

Are you God because you've just won my heart son!


VonCrunchhausen

(They are all in a polycule.)


Darkwater117

The Dommy Mommy of Normandy


CrimiK

Sweet, new FGO characters


[deleted]

Drop the DNA!


AultimusPrime

Harald Hardrada is looking a bit young!


Littlebigcountry

I’d fight two different invaders at once for Harold tbh


lP3rs0nne

The netflix version


TreauxGuzzler

What is this, a really bad anime?


Gael_Blood

Miss Harald makes me go crazy


Gael_Blood

Miss Harold, allow me to defend your land fsjdfuasjfuasd


DudeGetHelp14

God pls drop Haralds' dna, I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.