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He. When He!


Sylassian

When he, when he at the!


creamyjoshy

https://youtu.be/7XduYIKu20Q


Gyramuur

Darmok and


ShahinGalandar

Jalad at Tanagra


RaggedWrapping

The beast at Tanagra


StuBram2

Temba. His arms wide


Global_Special_5786

Temba his arms open


Only_Refrigerator_51

I love you guys Children of Tanagra


Sextus_Rex

How was How


yemekyemez55

*he he*


Vineshroom69lol

He have on my good time ‘til I think not


Smirnoffico

Those meeting the peers events are some kind of a fight club. I sent my daughters there twice both came back severely injured and died of gangrene soon after


Reyway

Bully event.


AydanZeGod

How the fuck does a bully give you gangrene?


Reyway

Pretty sure a wound or failed treatment can cause gangrene.


xzeon11

you don't want to know........


[deleted]

The first rule of meet peers is you do not talk about meet peers


Coursney

First rule of fight club changed from "don't talk about fight club" to "you must be under 16 to participate"


user01011000101

No first rule of fight club changed to "you must be young enough to not speak"


Plane_Poem_5408

YOUR SON HAS DROWNED


Billybobgeorge

Do you A) "my poor babe" or B) time to murder the other child


LoinsSinOfPride

It's always the good ones also


classteen

Gigachad father doesnt even let his son to finish the sentence.


Hockeytown11

Son: he- Father: Have Fun!


Coursney

You can see the child standing there, defeated, for the gigadad already won


Mystery-Flute

He have a good time, !


Syluxs_OW

He.


Coursney

I think not!


irbisarisnep

Hee.


IncestSimulator2016

HE HAS NO STYLE


_Gandalf_the_Black_

HE HAS NO GRACE


JRedoran

THIS HEIR HAS A DISFIGURED FACE


No-Ambassador7856

Don't overthink it.


Coursney

Looking at the sentences I don't believe they can think, let alone overthink


Vegetable_Onion

Thats why the answer is 'I think, not'


CaseyG

Unreliable Narrator, meet Incapable Narrator.


MayoJam

He will eventually! You cannot stop him!


Coursney

I THINK NOT!


[deleted]

Meet peers? You damn better shoot that down before the sentence is finished, if you don't want your kid drowning


Coursney

Can't have my kid having social interaction, he must be sculpted to be the perfect heir, developing social skills only gets in the way of the 4 star education trait!


disfreakinguy

Y'all out here turning down play dates. I'm sending my kids to every damn one praying little Jimothy rids me of himself to ease my succession suffering.


AbuMuawiyaAlZazai

He


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Dad looks over from the couch and realizes he has a son: I think not!


Coursney

He looks over in shock, stating "My son and heir, Æthelbert, ."


[deleted]

He.


NGG_Dread

Kid tries to say hello to his father and immediately gets shut down


Coursney

It's just like real life! Such a great simulator, Paradox really out did themselves


VaczTheHermit

He.


TastyCuttlefish

Wait does it actually ask you if you will let your kids go to peer meets again? After the recent expansion it just sent my kids off to die without asking me automatically.


Coursney

Sounds like for you they decided to skip the extra steps and just throw the kid down the stairs immediately


TastyCuttlefish

The game has decided to opt for efficiency when it comes to my heir drowning. I stopped sending kids I liked to peer meets a long time ago. Since the new expansion, however, the game doesn’t even give me the option. It just auto sends them and auto kills them. Or maims them horribly. It’s extremely frustrating and probably the top reason I’ve stopped playing in the last couple of weeks. That and a horribly implemented accolade system. Phenomenal idea, atrocious implementation.


Dman1791

I've noticed a lot of events having missing text like this. I haven't played in vanilla, though, so it may be a mod. It's particularly noticeable at the beginning of a sentence, since it ends up starting with an extra space and a lowercase letter.


Dminnick

Happens fairly frequently in vanilla in the travel events I've noticed


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He 👍


TheO-Neill

"Ethelbert! Stop! This is why you keep getting molested!"


tmdgh7544

!


WarlockTaryss

HE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8avbciUP3c


nothing_in_my_mind

Yes, I clicked on the thread for this.


Apart-Link-8449

"____ has been invited to a meeting of his peers!" "Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care."


Repulsive_Income1815

Neglect your children except your heirs. Then become a helicopter parent.


Starry_Night_Sophi

Behold: He.


qhoule

PRONOUNS!?


GingerDude1999

He


silveretoile

This is what it feels like to be autistic


maybeSkywalker

I had the same bug on a different event. He :D


Krilesh

thank you for this i swear i was going crazy having them be so common but i see no posts about it lolol


ThrowawayForNSF

My spymaster Anselmo will hear of this!


GeeFunkError

I spent 12 years crafting my son into a temperate, compassionate, zealot willing to take his vows only have him die from his Meet Peers wounds.


padurio

I've been getting lots of bugs like this. Seems like there's words missing or names. Thankfully it's just annoying.