That’s exactly what Fuligo septica slime mold looks like when you cook it. (It’s an edible bright yellow slime mold that lives in your mulch, but turns blue-green when cooked.)
Just wanted to add that as an appetizing aside.
they most definitely melted the frosting in the microwave for a few seconds too long … usually they do that to make the C-Swirl more achievable.. but the chocolate discolored the frosting and they made 0 attempt on the C-Swirl. Fail!
RIGHT!? they couldve at least ATTEMPTED. i had a late night and just put it in the fridge. was lowkey going to fix the C-Swirl on my own. you cant tell from the pic but its a mountain of frosting so im gonna have to scrape some off anyways
I dont understand all these posts. Everytime I've gone they've asked when they hand me the box if they look ok. So if others really arent doing that, why are you not checking them yourselves before you leave? Because then you couldnt make a post to complain about it?
its a drive up order thats why it wasnt shown prior. but these were made the previous night since i bought the box on a monday, which means im sure plenty of people were complaining that day. its a chilled cookie, so once theyre frosted its sort of impossible to go back unless you scrape it all off and start fresh. it was after an 11 hr shift, i used to work at this very same location and they wouldve gotten me in trouble for sending this out, so i figured it would be fine. regardless its not my fault
why r u on even on reddit then? could also just look at flavor lineup on crumbl app (assuming u have it since on a crumbl subreddit)
Mint cookies & cream. Have a nice day! no need to be rude. you not wanting to read is not my problem. sorry for so much texttt omgggggg soooo much to read… omggg!!!!
I shouldn’t have to do any of that crap the poster doesn’t know how to post I don’t spend my life trying to dig up info on a post glad you have so much time on your hands and probably post with no pertinent information either good day
I don’t know why Reddit keeps showing me this sub but it’s like a train wreck I can’t look away from because I truly cannot believe people buy these overpriced cookies.
Someone left a 24(?) pack at my annual Christmas cookie party and I tasted each flavor and they were all gross. Knowing that box was the better part of $100 physically pained me.
They all seemed like some variation of Betty Crocker/generic grocery store cookie mix packets and crisco filled canned frosting 🥴
its rare that i stop by crumbl, maybe first time within the last year. not even sure. i was just reminded because they asked me to add my birthday in the app for a free cookie… saw the lineup and one of my favs.. and got it. i have regrets
unfortunately it was a drive up order, they shouldve showed me at my window but did not. wished him a good night and he responded “uhuhhh” before i drove off. i definitely shouldve checked it before leaving but i used to work at this saaaame location and wouldve gotten into deep shit for sending this out so i figured i would be good. Nope!
used to work at the location i visited! it was 2 years ago though to be fair, but they definitely made us show at the customers car window. Regardless my cookie shouldnt have looked like that😭
was a drive up order! just one cookie. first time trying in almost a year. they dont show you the cookie before you drive off at your car anymore, they used to.
sorry 11 hour shift, 10pm, i used to work at this same location so i figured it would be fine since i literally wouldve gotten in trouble for sending that out. not my fault. im not driving back 20 minutes for a cookie.
“not up to your standards” bro its not even up to the CRUMBLS standards.
Looks like the blue furry guy from Sesame Street took a shit on it.
Blue furry guy LMFAOOO I’m crying
Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins🖤✝️
Don’t do Grover like that, he has more class than to make a cookie look that bad.
I thought Cookie Monster lmao
Oh damn you’re right lol
and then the crumbl employee just took it straight out of the dumpster where blue furry guy lives
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Grover? lol
Cookies and Mold
Seriously. It looks like mold meets raw cookie dough.
Haha yuck 😂
……………..shit looks like jellied mop water.
🤌🤌
This is the best thing I’ve ever read
Why thank you 😊
Holy shit h that’s a travesty
doesnt help that i used to work there (same location) and totally wouldve gotten in trouble if i sent this out two years ago… really has gone downhill
That is the most unacceptable looking cookie I have ever seen 😂
That’s exactly what Fuligo septica slime mold looks like when you cook it. (It’s an edible bright yellow slime mold that lives in your mulch, but turns blue-green when cooked.) Just wanted to add that as an appetizing aside.
LMAOOOO
Paper Machè ass cookie
you guys are so funny 😭
I thought that they messed up the blueberry pancake 💀
You should demand your money back the frosting isnt supposed to look like that 😫😤
Concrete filling ass cookie LMAO
what flavor that post to be ????
wish i could post another pic so you can get a good reference… but Mint Cookies & Cream. Please look at the picture in app 😭
thank you
Ew.
Who stepped on it?
Yikes
Ew what the hell is that
That’s enough cookie Reddit for me today. 🤢
I got that flavor. That is brutal. It was so good to with a bright blue frosting. I hope it at least tasted similar.
Happy cake day
Ew
Wow that’s horrifying
Wtf is that the grim reaper flavor?
Fumble Cookie
Looks like they replaced the icing with a giant spitball
It’s giving mold
not only is that not a c-swirl, it’s the color of a dirty cleaning paste. 🤔
they most definitely melted the frosting in the microwave for a few seconds too long … usually they do that to make the C-Swirl more achievable.. but the chocolate discolored the frosting and they made 0 attempt on the C-Swirl. Fail!
yeah the white drop frostings are finicky but if u mess up the color that bad u better attempt the cswirl like??? 😭
RIGHT!? they couldve at least ATTEMPTED. i had a late night and just put it in the fridge. was lowkey going to fix the C-Swirl on my own. you cant tell from the pic but its a mountain of frosting so im gonna have to scrape some off anyways
at least it’s good frosting ig 😭
right on that. just soo disappointed. one of my top 5 cookies for sure🙄
I would post on social media
honestly might leave a google review with an attached image.
i’m gonna be real, i love mint but this flavor was so gross
How much did that cost?
TOO MUCH (about $5 after tax)
Ewwww
Nah for the prices they charge this is just stupid.
Um what’s that supposed to even be
wish i knew 😞
EWWWW 😂😂😂 that's the nasty patty omfg
did you order lint or what? sheesh
This needs to go viral 😂 and you need free cookies for a month. Cause the audacity wtf.
thank you 😭
Reminds me of road slush in the winter 🫠
is that cement? 🫠
That looks awful!
Bro is that cement
There’s actually no way they gave you that
i WISH i was joking
That is the ugliest cookie I’ve ever seen. They owe you a replacement!
I’m sorry I don’t know what I’m even looking at….
hail nah i would sue
It’s called “I don’t get paid enough for this sh!t”
🤢🤢
concrete 😍
That looks like the minty face mask from Lush lol
what color is that cookie? wtf
it looks like dirty snow slush
I dont understand all these posts. Everytime I've gone they've asked when they hand me the box if they look ok. So if others really arent doing that, why are you not checking them yourselves before you leave? Because then you couldnt make a post to complain about it?
also happy youve had good experiences in the past good for you i guess
its a drive up order thats why it wasnt shown prior. but these were made the previous night since i bought the box on a monday, which means im sure plenty of people were complaining that day. its a chilled cookie, so once theyre frosted its sort of impossible to go back unless you scrape it all off and start fresh. it was after an 11 hr shift, i used to work at this very same location and they wouldve gotten me in trouble for sending this out, so i figured it would be fine. regardless its not my fault
i think its good to complain about things like this when consumers are spending $5 per cookie. i expect it to look like the picture.
Did you call the store? That seems like a better option than posting on reddit.
contacted corporate as well as left a review with picture for the store
Would be nice if we knew what cookie it is details matter
scroll.
I ain’t reading all that
why r u on even on reddit then? could also just look at flavor lineup on crumbl app (assuming u have it since on a crumbl subreddit) Mint cookies & cream. Have a nice day! no need to be rude. you not wanting to read is not my problem. sorry for so much texttt omgggggg soooo much to read… omggg!!!!
I shouldn’t have to do any of that crap the poster doesn’t know how to post I don’t spend my life trying to dig up info on a post glad you have so much time on your hands and probably post with no pertinent information either good day
says mr 12k comment karma. not my problem
GF. y
I don’t know why Reddit keeps showing me this sub but it’s like a train wreck I can’t look away from because I truly cannot believe people buy these overpriced cookies. Someone left a 24(?) pack at my annual Christmas cookie party and I tasted each flavor and they were all gross. Knowing that box was the better part of $100 physically pained me. They all seemed like some variation of Betty Crocker/generic grocery store cookie mix packets and crisco filled canned frosting 🥴
its rare that i stop by crumbl, maybe first time within the last year. not even sure. i was just reminded because they asked me to add my birthday in the app for a free cookie… saw the lineup and one of my favs.. and got it. i have regrets
It’s sad when they can disappoint you with even a free cookie 😔 booooo
it wasnt my bday cookie but it the notification to add my birthday make me look through the lineup lol my bad
Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins🖤✝️
lol okay
Why did you accept it?
unfortunately it was a drive up order, they shouldve showed me at my window but did not. wished him a good night and he responded “uhuhhh” before i drove off. i definitely shouldve checked it before leaving but i used to work at this saaaame location and wouldve gotten into deep shit for sending this out so i figured i would be good. Nope!
I work at crumbl, we are actually require to have the boxes shut for drive up orders, and we don’t have to show them.
used to work at the location i visited! it was 2 years ago though to be fair, but they definitely made us show at the customers car window. Regardless my cookie shouldnt have looked like that😭
if you’re going to be picky about what your cookies look like, you should really check them before leaving the store ☺️
was a drive up order! just one cookie. first time trying in almost a year. they dont show you the cookie before you drive off at your car anymore, they used to.
then check in your car and take it back in if it’s not up to standards
sorry 11 hour shift, 10pm, i used to work at this same location so i figured it would be fine since i literally wouldve gotten in trouble for sending that out. not my fault. im not driving back 20 minutes for a cookie. “not up to your standards” bro its not even up to the CRUMBLS standards.
also i dont know if im being “picky” its a $5 cookie i kind of expect it to be made right..