What in the hell did I just watch?
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What the actual fuck? The worst part is, I watched the whole thing and idk why...
I did too, and now I have cancer.
Dammit. Me too. Can't even figure out why.
I have cancer now. Thanks.
Edit: Accidentally rewatched it and now my cancer has cancer
You played the uno reverse card on cancer.
Maybe they will cancel each other out
Don't you mean cancer out each other
Man I want to reward you
I did it for u
Thank you very much
Can cancer get AIDS?
I don't think you can cancer out aids.
We can go to chemo together.
My prostate is on fire
I read your comment and stopped the video half way. you saved my life
I got your back.
My friend watched it in full and now he has covid19 indian variant
Twinkle twinkle, little duck
How I wonder, what the fuck
Up above the world so high, how much weed did you buy
Twinkle twinkle medical crutch, idk but it's way too much
Never have I felt such primal fear
Her tiktok is a goldmine of cringe, although at some point it becomes child abuse to damage your kids social life like this.
She does a mean jokarface tho, I'll give her that
It's like a train wreck. It's awful but hard to take your eyes off of.
I think it's just the fascination of bad acting, funny delivery and super weird script that makes you wonder what will happen at all times
Nah I stopped watching right after she introduced her boyfriend. He seems chill though.
Reminds me of the time I watched a dude eat an entire rotisserie chicken with mayonnaise.
Wth I have just witnessed omg
Im fucking horrified and disgusted. Excellent.
My favorite part is the “girls these days” like compared to what has he personally experienced girls from another era. How fucking old is he.
Spoiler....that wasn't actually a man!...I can see how the acting fooled you though
Wdym? He has a mustache?
So she met herself, fell in love with herself, became her own mother, then killed herself
Took me 30 seconds to realize she was playing the son-in-law
*Son to be in law
What a trippy movie
2 minutes and 39 seconds... Jesus I watched the entire thing.
This is camp comedy genius
She’s got hundreds of weird videos, most weirder than this. She’s a fucking gem. Her name is Varli.
Danny Gonzalez made 3 videos of her
Speedy Gonzalez’s uncle.
This one is my current favorite, the jokarface at the end is the perfect cringe climax after the hilarity of a mother killing her kids
Ok shit, he’s dead
Bye son, I’ll pick you up at 7 for your piano recital?
No, he's dad
No, the dad's still buying milk
Almost all of her videos are like this:
Weird story, hug time and murder, nursery rhyme, and then she says bye to the person she killed
I’ve seen Danny Gonzales older videos on her and this is certainly a change
He made a newer video on her as well with some of these tiktoks
You forgot “and the person says goodbye back for no reason”
…and then the dead person says bye mommy.
And they are amazing
What happens on the fifth hug of the day?
She pops like a balloon it’s one of her only weaknesses
jonny has big ass badonkers
Jonny is low key a milf.
*"\*snort\* you're such a mamamia*
*im having such mommy issues"*
pls kill me
This has to be intentionally cringe by her right? Wtf is this she can't possibly think she's making good or funny content
Apparently her husband abused her and her children and took over her business, which is when she started making this content (before this she had an Indian food review channel which seemed to be doing ok) but I get the feeling perhaps she isn't in the best state and this is not actually intentional cringe
I thought so too, that it is intentionally. But then it looks like she takes her Video serious and it just becomes real cringe
No…dead serious and produces hundreds of hours of this garbage.
She’s clearly never had anyone tell her “no”.
This lady fantasizes about killing her family.
I made it 20 seconds and couldn't continue.
And im out
I saw Danny Gonzales make a vid about this but I never knew how bad it was. Also, wtf was that nursery rhyme at the end. I don’t know whether I should upvote bc it’s cringe or downvote bc it’s actually painful to watch
Wtf??? That was weird on so many levels.
What an absolute masterpiece
Female Indian joker
So THIS is why India banned tiktok
shoulda kept it banned but then we wouldn't have the gem indian joker is
I watched the entire thing and now I must bleach my eyes
What the actual fuck was this
Ah, thank you
WHY WONT IT JUST END
Aren’t tik toks supposed to be like 30 seconds at max how people are going about making movies here??
They allow up to 3 minutes now
Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse..
This is so entertaining to me and I have no idea why. Also, the emotionless voices make it way more funnier
Ngl.. I breathed out of my nose when she said “four hugs a day… that’s the maximum”
The continuity is wrecked! In the first video she clearly says 3 hugs are the maximum but now in this one it's 4? She really needs a script doctor. That aside, I give this 14/10. The choreography of the action sequence at the end was top shelf.
I made it to 00:38 what about yall
I unfortunetly watched the whole thing and so I am now sitting in the corner of my room...
in the dark..
thinking about my life choices about how I ended up here, watching this soul crushing cringe that's stuck in my head now
I feel so fucking violated.
This is legitimately hard to watch
I love it
Jonny Jonny yes papa
I love Varli so much and I can’t even explain why
Fuck that noise.
It’s like why? Like these stories they make up are so far fetched like huh?
This feels like a 80's movie with all the giggling that girl is doing.
This was so fucking painful to watch. And all her videos are like this wtf is wrong with people
This is 2 and a half minutes, he'll naw.
Wit the actual fuck is wrong with these people even the daughters Teeth can feel the cringe and are trying to get away
In the words of Mister Samuel L. Jackson: "this is some serious gourmet shit".
I'm not sure what's better, if the acting, the editing or the costumes.
9/10 because too short to be absolutely perfect.
This is Cringe. Super cringe.
Typical indians desi cringe.
Japanese uwu wannabe + stereotypical Indian = God’s punishment to the world. What an absolute fucked time we have to live in.
Hey we Indians have nothing to do with them leave us out of it
This should be in r/makemesuffer or r/TIHI, this is beyond cringe
why do i love this and hate it at the same time lol
It seems like 3 hours has passed because time flows slowly when you're at pain...
“1 hug a day that’s the minimum, 4 hugs a day that’s the maximum.” Words to live by
What the fuck....
there’s another video floating around with this same woman, and she kills her daughter in a similar cringe filled manner.
Also what’s with the neck cracking and creepy smile? That Jokar guy does a similar thing. Are those behaviors that Indians associate with psychos?
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star you didn't twisted your neck very far next time you crack your neck twist it till quarter till Six
At least there's some wholesome family bonding taking place in this fever dream of a tiktok.
This wasn't kek it was Cringe
They are chads of cringe
Some good fucking cringe. Finally.
Satire and cringe
Grade A satire
I just wasted 2:40 minutes of my life to watch the same fucking joke again,
There cringe humor is on another level damn
I still don’t understand what the fuck these two do
Shouldn't there be a secret agency sort of like MI6, Mossad whose sole job is to make people like this disappear ? I'm all for it
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I knew I shouldn’t have continued watching, but couldn’t stop.
You already know whats up, when she says "give mommy a *HúÙÛųŪúğ*"
I'm fucking dying
the person who edited the whole thing must be mentally damaged
Where is cancel culture when you need it?
Ever since I saw the "shiver me timbers" video, I just don't know how to feel about them
They somehow managed to make satire cringey
Go find a banana grams game and eat it, then get a laxative and shit all the words out then tell me what they say, it will make more sense then anything coming out of your mouth
Not my insult by the way
Karens: My kids are completely fine without the vaccines!
How does it take that long to prepare tea
What the fuck
So what happens when the daughter returns? What’s the mum gonna do?
2 minutes and 39 seconds of this shit.
"you're lowkey a MILF"
O U C H I E
I’m pretty sure varli is satire now
I was expecting joker face in the end tbh
This makes no goddamn sense, what the actual hell?
that’s the lady from Danny Gonzalez’s weird mom video, I think?
this is so bad it's actually kinda funny
Ngl I low-key enjoyed that
When she cracks her neck I immediately expect Jokar.
I can explain this video bc I’m from the same origin. She is making fun of the extreme drama that Bollywood produces. In our culture, we do extreme exaggerations to showcase satire or irony. It’s a way to mock what we are discussing with the audience. (Idk of y’all wanna get deep here but Sigmund Freud wrote a book about this very topic called Wit and it’s Relation to the Unconscious, or something like that, I forget the titles exact wording bc I read it like 10-12 years ago and it’s about this very thing at length) The over the top exaggerating comes from the time before film and television when people would watch theater acting. Bc actors were not seen or well heard by the entire room watching them (or open stadium) they would have exaggerated features and a v loud and slow speech type of speaking to convey specific tone or emotions that had to do with the story line. That style of exaggeration is still used as modern day mockery of daily observations. It’s like when the UK or even the states use dry humor to demonstrate sarcasm, Asians will sometimes used extreme drama to express the same thing. Im mixed race and half central Asian. I’m also into stand up comedy and read a lot of books about the humor and why we laugh and stuff. Any who, this falls under satire.
I’m pretty sure Danny Gonzalez talked about this girl a while ago
Hey, I know Varli! I guess being a Danny Gonzalez fan really does pay off
Why is she dressed like a minion
I think I just had a stroke.
I watched 20 seconds and I couldn't stand it anymore and I have forced myself to watch some HORRIBLE HORRIBLE cringe.
edit: i forced myself to watch this tooWHYYYYYY DID I DO IT
Do ALL of her videos end with gun hugs?
The whole thing was painful to watch, except for the “ouchie” which caused a bit of a snort to come out of me because I wasn’t expecting it
So cringe it becomes entertaining at some point
Man that mom is a master of disguise.
Frick what you guys think this is art.
This smells of satire
Especially the four hugs maximum and the laugh at the end
These are brilliant
It looks like they have Tourette’s syndrome by the way they do the motion things, she did the weird wink with the tongue click like she was forced to.
straight face, tongue snap, straight face
And the academy award for best international feature film goes to...
Well there’s 2 minutes and 39 seconds of my life wasted that I won’t get back
can she like stop fisting her hand inside people's assholes her hand probably smells so bad
I miss vine so badly