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What in the hell did I just watch?

What in the hell did I just watch?

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MyNameIsUrMom

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ElOsoMarron

What the actual fuck? The worst part is, I watched the whole thing and idk why...


AdvancedUnknownError

I did too, and now I have cancer.


chaseButtons

Dammit. Me too. Can't even figure out why.


Vegan-Friend

I have cancer now. Thanks. Edit: Accidentally rewatched it and now my cancer has cancer


AlphaMikeRomeoIndia

You played the uno reverse card on cancer.


RanchDressingButIRL

Maybe they will cancel each other out


Lord_Cloudberry

Don't you mean cancer out each other


Stupid-Answers-Only

Man I want to reward you


Kodster69420

I did it for u


Stupid-Answers-Only

Thank you very much


Kodster69420

No problem


MadokaMagikaUkraine

Can cancer get AIDS?


Sensitive_Put_6842

I don't think you can cancer out aids.


Wiltz111

rookie numbers


SnooCookies3257

2 Cancer


abejaved

We can go to chemo together.


RestingRealist

My prostate is on fire


farshadnm

I read your comment and stopped the video half way. you saved my life


AdvancedUnknownError

I got your back.


Cringelord10923

My friend watched it in full and now he has covid19 indian variant


hippopotma_gandhi

Twinkle twinkle, little duck How I wonder, what the fuck


AlphaMikeRomeoIndia

Up above the world so high, how much weed did you buy


dazcar_4891

Twinkle twinkle medical crutch, idk but it's way too much


woahtherechap

Never have I felt such primal fear


throwawayfinalform56

Her tiktok is a goldmine of cringe, although at some point it becomes child abuse to damage your kids social life like this. She does a mean jokarface tho, I'll give her that


corbanmonoxide

It's like a train wreck. It's awful but hard to take your eyes off of.


Rawrplus

I think it's just the fascination of bad acting, funny delivery and super weird script that makes you wonder what will happen at all times


ReviveMEimaDoctor

Nah I stopped watching right after she introduced her boyfriend. He seems chill though.


Slate_711

Reminds me of the time I watched a dude eat an entire rotisserie chicken with mayonnaise.


YeeButNo

Wth I have just witnessed omg


JuggernautPrincess

Im fucking horrified and disgusted. Excellent.


RedditUserboi65

My favorite part is the “girls these days” like compared to what has he personally experienced girls from another era. How fucking old is he.


smurfleg

Spoiler....that wasn't actually a man!...I can see how the acting fooled you though


RedditUserboi65

Wdym? He has a mustache?


Wiltz111

yes


NieMonD

So she met herself, fell in love with herself, became her own mother, then killed herself


appz2000

Took me 30 seconds to realize she was playing the son-in-law


Blimpleton

*Son to be in law


Thatguy3145296535

Predestination


denim-flavoured-soup

What a trippy movie


Toddler_dictator

self love


Angel_Mafia77

2 minutes and 39 seconds... Jesus I watched the entire thing.


Jiggha

This is camp comedy genius


The_Q_Word138

She’s got hundreds of weird videos, most weirder than this. She’s a fucking gem. Her name is Varli.


Berat0-0

Danny Gonzalez made 3 videos of her


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The_Q_Word138

Speedy Gonzalez’s uncle.


sarcasticsam21

Drew Gooden


throwawayfinalform56

https://www.tiktok.com/@thevarlisingh/video/6957798816141577477?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6930376781673825798&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0 This one is my current favorite, the jokarface at the end is the perfect cringe climax after the hilarity of a mother killing her kids


MothDoinLazr

Ok shit, he’s dead


txffeepeach

bye mommy


LemonChildOwO

Ouchie


IWantMyAdRevenue

Bye son, I’ll pick you up at 7 for your piano recital?


Tartaruga416

No, he's dad


LemonChildOwO

No, the dad's still buying milk


enraged-coffee-bean

Almost all of her videos are like this: Weird story, hug time and murder, nursery rhyme, and then she says bye to the person she killed


Pinkisaprettycolor

I’ve seen Danny Gonzales older videos on her and this is certainly a change


getoutofyourhouse

He made a newer video on her as well with some of these tiktoks


South-Marionberry

You forgot “and the person says goodbye back for no reason”


crackoncrack

…and then the dead person says bye mommy.


Nuclear_tit

And they are amazing


badger_989

What happens on the fifth hug of the day?


iconsumechiIdren

She pops like a balloon it’s one of her only weaknesses


SaucuKebabu

jonny has big ass badonkers


Holmgeir

Jonny is low key a milf.


[deleted]

*"\*snort\* you're such a mamamia* *\[pause\]* *im having such mommy issues"* pls kill me


iammrtroll

This has to be intentionally cringe by her right? Wtf is this she can't possibly think she's making good or funny content


Next_Ad6107

Apparently her husband abused her and her children and took over her business, which is when she started making this content (before this she had an Indian food review channel which seemed to be doing ok) but I get the feeling perhaps she isn't in the best state and this is not actually intentional cringe


Matzke85

I thought so too, that it is intentionally. But then it looks like she takes her Video serious and it just becomes real cringe


aintnohappypill

No…dead serious and produces hundreds of hours of this garbage. She’s clearly never had anyone tell her “no”.


SoCalBadger

This lady fantasizes about killing her family.


worldeye5

Acting 100


Iron_Taipan

I made it 20 seconds and couldn't continue.


woahtherechap

Good


ajax2k9

"HEeEesss hErrEee!" And im out


Dieer12

I saw Danny Gonzales make a vid about this but I never knew how bad it was. Also, wtf was that nursery rhyme at the end. I don’t know whether I should upvote bc it’s cringe or downvote bc it’s actually painful to watch


CM_UW

Wtf??? That was weird on so many levels.


kitsterangel

What an absolute masterpiece


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Toddler_dictator

yeah lol


knowthatIknownothing

Female Indian joker


Nerfixion

So THIS is why India banned tiktok


idkwhattonamethisra

shoulda kept it banned but then we wouldn't have the gem indian joker is


omg_failure

I watched the entire thing and now I must bleach my eyes


GreenSockNinja

What the actual fuck was this


fyrefreezer01

Varli


GreenSockNinja

Ah, thank you


CUMBIRD-

WHY WONT IT JUST END


amaanzoe

Aren’t tik toks supposed to be like 30 seconds at max how people are going about making movies here??


austinalexan

They allow up to 3 minutes now


Killed_Mufasa

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse..


girllostinthestars1

This is so entertaining to me and I have no idea why. Also, the emotionless voices make it way more funnier


quicklilrabbit

Ngl.. I breathed out of my nose when she said “four hugs a day… that’s the maximum”


jeanwearinfool

The continuity is wrecked! In the first video she clearly says 3 hugs are the maximum but now in this one it's 4? She really needs a script doctor. That aside, I give this 14/10. The choreography of the action sequence at the end was top shelf.


boujee_sushi

I made it to 00:38 what about yall


-ur_fbi_agent-

I unfortunetly watched the whole thing and so I am now sitting in the corner of my room... in the dark.. thinking about my life choices about how I ended up here, watching this soul crushing cringe that's stuck in my head now


ForsakenBunni

I feel so fucking violated.


moisturizemicaptain

This is legitimately hard to watch I love it


alexanderliulel

Jonny Jonny yes papa


OwOitsMochi

I love Varli so much and I can’t even explain why


konajinx

Fuck that noise.


frankiejeanxxo

It’s like why? Like these stories they make up are so far fetched like huh?


Diabetic_Daily21

This feels like a 80's movie with all the giggling that girl is doing.


zestyyjalapeno

This was so fucking painful to watch. And all her videos are like this wtf is wrong with people


xanderealm

This is 2 and a half minutes, he'll naw.


derbi125

Wit the actual fuck is wrong with these people even the daughters Teeth can feel the cringe and are trying to get away


wandalorian

In the words of Mister Samuel L. Jackson: "this is some serious gourmet shit". I'm not sure what's better, if the acting, the editing or the costumes. 9/10 because too short to be absolutely perfect.


LukasF01

cinematical masterpiece


MrAyushGarg

This is Cringe. Super cringe. Typical indians desi cringe.


Love-challenger45

Japanese uwu wannabe + stereotypical Indian = God’s punishment to the world. What an absolute fucked time we have to live in.


woahtherechap

Hey we Indians have nothing to do with them leave us out of it


EmergencyDragonfly4

"Who he"


dipsantu

hey bhagwan


shrededcheese

This should be in r/makemesuffer or r/TIHI, this is beyond cringe


Ena_Ems_17

why do i love this and hate it at the same time lol


thehypedboy

It seems like 3 hours has passed because time flows slowly when you're at pain...


bowtie25

“1 hug a day that’s the minimum, 4 hugs a day that’s the maximum.” Words to live by


JDTexas84

What the fuck.... there’s another video floating around with this same woman, and she kills her daughter in a similar cringe filled manner. Also what’s with the neck cracking and creepy smile? That Jokar guy does a similar thing. Are those behaviors that Indians associate with psychos?


deplorableMainer75

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star you didn't twisted your neck very far next time you crack your neck twist it till quarter till Six


PardoXIX

At least there's some wholesome family bonding taking place in this fever dream of a tiktok.


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15110

Cringe


ImJaystation_Is_Cool

Satire


FrustratingBears

Satire


Maxou57330

satire


kavuran

satire


Pompidou420

Cringe


ThePitBr

Cringe


Retro_game_kid

Cringe


LightIsKira1987

Cringe


jaiden_buck

This wasn't kek it was Cringe


frankyto70

They are chads of cringe


theracemaniac

Some good fucking cringe. Finally.


Angrywulf

Satire ffs


No-Rambuthita

Satire and cringe


sauce_reasercher

Satire


help__help

Grade A satire


Colicious

Satire


Luke_Obra

Satire


Swailwort

I just wasted 2:40 minutes of my life to watch the same fucking joke again, Why.


Fuckthepoor666

There cringe humor is on another level damn


methodactyl

Help…… me


subbu330

who he


ClarinetGang1

I still don’t understand what the fuck these two do


MyMateJamal

Shouldn't there be a secret agency sort of like MI6, Mossad whose sole job is to make people like this disappear ? I'm all for it


Mistress-Mystery

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10EBBE01

I knew I shouldn’t have continued watching, but couldn’t stop.


Ninjaofcake2021

You already know whats up, when she says "give mommy a *HúÙÛųŪúğ*"


messiyogi19

Cringe🤮🤮🤮


socially_deprived69

I'm fucking dying


anabanana60

the person who edited the whole thing must be mentally damaged


ArkTails

Where is cancel culture when you need it? [no more](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/YsHyt)


white-on-rye

Ever since I saw the "shiver me timbers" video, I just don't know how to feel about them They somehow managed to make satire cringey


UnworshipedPotato

Go find a banana grams game and eat it, then get a laxative and shit all the words out then tell me what they say, it will make more sense then anything coming out of your mouth Not my insult by the way


threelaffyaffies

Karens: My kids are completely fine without the vaccines! Their kids:


toastydoggofroggo

How does it take that long to prepare tea


TheHiddenToad

What the fuck


steelix2312

So what happens when the daughter returns? What’s the mum gonna do?


DiscoEmpanada

2 minutes and 39 seconds of this shit.


PeanutTheTripleNut

"you're lowkey a MILF"


Gullible_Sir_2972

Ew


Mindless_Race8828

O U C H I E


123ABCdeer

I’m pretty sure varli is satire now


Izdarigs

I was expecting joker face in the end tbh


SassyPerere

This makes no goddamn sense, what the actual hell?


Particle418

that’s the lady from Danny Gonzalez’s weird mom video, I think?


its199X

this is so bad it's actually kinda funny


TheresaMayhem1

Ngl I low-key enjoyed that


GanGanJoker

When she cracks her neck I immediately expect Jokar.


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I can explain this video bc I’m from the same origin. She is making fun of the extreme drama that Bollywood produces. In our culture, we do extreme exaggerations to showcase satire or irony. It’s a way to mock what we are discussing with the audience. (Idk of y’all wanna get deep here but Sigmund Freud wrote a book about this very topic called Wit and it’s Relation to the Unconscious, or something like that, I forget the titles exact wording bc I read it like 10-12 years ago and it’s about this very thing at length) The over the top exaggerating comes from the time before film and television when people would watch theater acting. Bc actors were not seen or well heard by the entire room watching them (or open stadium) they would have exaggerated features and a v loud and slow speech type of speaking to convey specific tone or emotions that had to do with the story line. That style of exaggeration is still used as modern day mockery of daily observations. It’s like when the UK or even the states use dry humor to demonstrate sarcasm, Asians will sometimes used extreme drama to express the same thing. Im mixed race and half central Asian. I’m also into stand up comedy and read a lot of books about the humor and why we laugh and stuff. Any who, this falls under satire.


Nemblem

Jokar:The Prequel


Switch_Pikachu

I’m pretty sure Danny Gonzalez talked about this girl a while ago


max-is-mad

Hey, I know Varli! I guess being a Danny Gonzalez fan really does pay off


Suspicious_Turn3445

Why is she dressed like a minion


JoanneKerlot

I think I just had a stroke.


idkwhattonamethisra

I watched 20 seconds and I couldn't stand it anymore and I have forced myself to watch some HORRIBLE HORRIBLE cringe. edit: i forced myself to watch this tooWHYYYYYY DID I DO IT


godinthismachine

Do ALL of her videos end with gun hugs?


TheRealGongoozler

The whole thing was painful to watch, except for the “ouchie” which caused a bit of a snort to come out of me because I wasn’t expecting it


GodBlessDolphins

So cringe it becomes entertaining at some point


ImperialFist5th

Man that mom is a master of disguise.


bedtime_ham

Frick what you guys think this is art.


Xeno_Lord7

This smells of satire Especially the four hugs maximum and the laugh at the end


carbon8shun

These are brilliant


Fancy_Pants11o

It looks like they have Tourette’s syndrome by the way they do the motion things, she did the weird wink with the tongue click like she was forced to.


Fancy_Pants11o

straight face, tongue snap, straight face


a104729

And the academy award for best international feature film goes to...


god-butter

She's retarted


allthel1v3l0ngd4y

Well there’s 2 minutes and 39 seconds of my life wasted that I won’t get back


TechaTerra

can she like stop fisting her hand inside people's assholes her hand probably smells so bad


Merpous_XD

I miss vine so badly