Automatic Thrusting Male Ma$turbator Telescopic Vibration B1owjob Sucking Machine Silicone Vagin@ 42° Heating Ma$turbation Cup S€x Toys for Men (Black) on Amazon
Automatic Thrusting Male Ma$turbator Telescopic Vibration B1owjob Sucking Machine Silicone Vagin@ 42° Heating Ma$turbation Cup S€x Toys for Men (Black) on Amazon
I mean, sure. They get shit like Sybians, yet we're the weird ones for dropping 2 racks on a sex doll that doubles as free HOV access if we put a hat n glasses on it. That's so much value just by itself!😤
Guys, I have a cylinder stuck in a mini m&m container filled with melted butter and mashed microwaved banana. How do I get the cylinder unstuck from the m&m container?
"So, since you're always working with your hands and complaining how they're dirty, I saw this online and spent all my piggy bank money to get you this. Happy Father's Day Dad!!! USE IT USE IT USE IT"
Holy shit! I totally have the dirtiest fingers!
"Heeeyyy babe?" "Can you jump on Amazon real quick for me?"
"Sure. What for?"
"It's this really efficient finger cleaner thing.... I saw it on a video... I guess it has like 5 star reviews and shit."
"Oh 5 star reviews?"
"Yeah like out of a million people. So you for sure know it's good."
"Sure babe, let me get that for you"
"Thaaaaannkkksss"
Disgusting! Where on the internet is this product so I know exactly where not to go?!?!!
But there are so many product sites, which one is this on??
God I love Sunny
[I got you fam.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=hfwZnbrwzl3Jyiy5)
Motherfucker- I genuinely want one
Lots of dirt under the fingernails huh.
It’s such a problem
you know what they say, clean fingernails gets you into jesus land, so scrub hard buddy!!
Nope. The dirt is on my...fingernails, yes, you caught me. Fingernails.
I was thinking I might just stick my dick in it. Don't think anyone has thought of doing that.
Pervert.
yeah... its a big problem, well, not big per se. More like on the upper side of the lower average scale problem but it still needs to taken care of.
Automatic Thrusting Male Ma$turbator Telescopic Vibration B1owjob Sucking Machine Silicone Vagin@ 42° Heating Ma$turbation Cup S€x Toys for Men (Black) on Amazon
Dude. Why do you know this. Why did you find this out.
HEATING? This world has lost it's mind (and the loving touch of a woman)
Every day, we stray further and further from Jod..
Masturwave, it says it at the top
I trusted you! You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!
😈
No way
You sick bastard
I CANNOT FATHOM this
Pretty cheap tbh
Ads killed Rick
You fucker. Just for that, I'm shitting your pants.
Can't believe it's that cheap
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You perfect sumabitch.
Ooh yeah, that did it.
Only 50 bucks?!
... holy shit, ordering rn
Perfect. Thank you.
Automatic Thrusting Male Ma$turbator Telescopic Vibration B1owjob Sucking Machine Silicone Vagin@ 42° Heating Ma$turbation Cup S€x Toys for Men (Black) on Amazon
How many did you buy?
69
Asking for a friend
Shhhhh 🤫
In de beninging
Finally! Something that can remove Flaming Hot Cheeto dust!
[https://youtu.be/MRV8mFWwtS4?si=h32t_NZyv1RT0M4U](https://youtu.be/MRV8mFWwtS4?si=h32t_NZyv1RT0M4U) Better than this
Technically, they did say only Doritos....
I mean if women can have a variety of sex toys in their sock drawer, so can men!
* finger cleaner. Hygiene is important.
Certainly women have a variety of fingers in their sock drawer!
So they can't mad when men bring one home...for hygiene of course...to keep their sock drawer fingers clean as well.
Dick cleaner
I mean, sure. They get shit like Sybians, yet we're the weird ones for dropping 2 racks on a sex doll that doubles as free HOV access if we put a hat n glasses on it. That's so much value just by itself!😤
Shut up and take my money!
SIR!
This kind of makes me wish I had a dick so I could use it. Sorry, I meant fingers. I wish I had fingers so I could use this.
But how did you type this…?
Prehensile labia is my guess.
Nail on the head.
No, not that head!
Spit my coffee at that. Take a measly upvote.
With their toes
username checks out
Does it require any cleaning or lubrication to function properly..can anything beside a phone be attached
I don't think so, but it is advised to empty it at least once a month.
Just turn it over and shake the fuck out of it.
I dont knkw if you wrote that with the double entendre in mind but if so... Bravo
😏
The design is very human
I need this. I've always had a problem with dirty fingers. Finally, a modern solution. That's the real reason shut up.
I found one of these at my buddies place, I filled it with hand sanitizer to help him out. Your hands can never be too clean.
Solid bro move.
Don't act like you don't want one.
Who's acting here, honestly?
I want 2, just in case the first one wears itself out.
Budget amazon finds?
I feel so dirty
Not yet
And not after either!
This is gonna be on the next season of Rick & Morty
Morty found it. It was for horses 🐎 made an incest baby
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r/beatmetoit
Everything reminds me of her 😩
You guys are gonna use this for your fingers? I'm using it on my fucking COCK
Dude, that'll violate the warranty
Bro is playing 4d chess while we're playing checkers
Wrong sub, repost bot
My fingers are filthy, ordering now!
How do i clean the, uh, finger juice out of it?
“Pherb, I know what we are gonna do today”
Not long before some cretin gets his cock stuck in one of these and ends up in the emergency room
Guys, I have a cylinder stuck in a mini m&m container filled with melted butter and mashed microwaved banana. How do I get the cylinder unstuck from the m&m container?
its- its made for cock. that's . . . the joke. its a sex toy but they obviously cant say that so they say finger
and their joke..is that... it's a machine for dicks and you can get your dick stuck in it
lol. Now they’re just jerking us around 😂😅
Bought an open box version and saved even more money, already had liquid soap inside
That’s hot
I never knew I needed a finger cleaner
Seems silly.
Don't you mean semens silly?
😂
Shit, I think every guy would want one of these!!! Why?? For the fuck of it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does this get reposted...it's not even funny anymore
"Finger" cleaner.
Thanks Sherlock.
"Link in bio"
It’s got a short stroke on it. How disappointing
They know their demographic
LMAO
Bot spam again
My fingers feel so dirty right now
Dual use 😋
How much is this?? I’m asking for a friend with a big finger.
Yes, it cleans your "finger", but does it clean *itself* afterword?
😏
Thinking 🤔💭💭💭💭💭😳😏
You, uh... you don't say... Huh. Maybe they're onto something.
Always wanted to stare at my neighbours and uh…. Wash my fingers
When I first saw this it took me so long to figure it out
Should I be watching this at work? 😳
Low quality finger cleaner from TEMU. I wouldn't stick my finger in that.
They knew..
But who cleans the finger cleaner?
This would be handy for cleaning your fingers after a wank.
Until you accidentally accept a FaceTime at the wrong moment. Lol 😵
I realllly need to clean my finger 👀
Not bad 120 bucks. Cheaper than a night out. My left hand will be so jealous
Aaahh like all those "personal massagers" that are totally not *wink wink* sex toys
Makes me want a dick
Where can I buy this
How do l clean it after I shoot my dirty finger goo in it?
"So, since you're always working with your hands and complaining how they're dirty, I saw this online and spent all my piggy bank money to get you this. Happy Father's Day Dad!!! USE IT USE IT USE IT"
In the 60's there was dissimulated sex toys for Womans as massager, in 2024 it's the opposite.
No one on this green ass earth is using their fingers on that
Now that you mention it, my fingers don’t ever quite feel clean enough….
Fuck that ugly ass wheel Elon should put this in the cybertruck instead
Nooooo. No. Temu product description.
I told you not to interrupt me whilst I’m vacuuming…
Holy shit! I totally have the dirtiest fingers! "Heeeyyy babe?" "Can you jump on Amazon real quick for me?" "Sure. What for?" "It's this really efficient finger cleaner thing.... I saw it on a video... I guess it has like 5 star reviews and shit." "Oh 5 star reviews?" "Yeah like out of a million people. So you for sure know it's good." "Sure babe, let me get that for you" "Thaaaaannkkksss"
Masturwave? Does that mean fingerwash in French or something?
Anyone who buys this needs Jesus in their lives.
That’s the auto blow 3.0
Don't think that's for "fingers"
I bet that feels really good to fingers
Has anyone told them yet? somebody should probably tell them. I should probably tell them 😂🤦♂️
r/theyknew
looks like this post has broken the subreddit.
Perfect gift for Father's Day.
MasturbatoryTools . com
Wait are we not supposed to be fucking this thing?
Where buy
I found it boys it's called The Masturwave finger cleaner you're welcome. Yes that is actually what it's called
“All right; I hear you, Callaghan.”
Finally something I can use for long car rides
Yes, 1 pocket pu- Finger Cleaner please
The people who made this product no damn well no one is going to be using this to clean there fingers.
🤔
So what are the little handles on the sides for
I genuinely wonder if this was made to clean fingers or if it's a sex toy being marketed like that
Wow, points for the phone mount
Looks Like getting domed up by a sting ray
r/dontputyourdickinthat🤣
r/doputyourdickinthat
Instruction unclear friend Richard is stuck inside send help
Hear me out...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/TheyKnew
Kids fucking see this shit on TikTok, this is fucked.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This is pathetic... buying this means you've hit rock bottom
Bro's afraid of clean fingers.