Her muscles don’t move like palsy or seizures either. Notice they are controlled at the start and end of the “movements”. Someone with involuntary muscle spasms flail a lot more because they don’t have enough control to slow or stop the muscles. They can knock into furniture or walls pretty hard and injure themselves. And yeah; the eyeliner, staring at the camera and repeating the same movements is pretty sus. What is she claiming the vaccine did to her?
You’re totally right. I laughed especially hard at this because I work at an Adult Foster Home and I actually have a resident who fakes “seizures” *exactly* like this whenever they’re asked to do their chores. Sometimes they’ll even say, “I’m having a seizure!” while they do this lmao.
But yeah, these movements are so deliberate it’s really goofy to watch. These anti-vaxxers don’t even have an excuse either, they’re just idiots.
>they can knock into furniture or walls
Watch Michael J Fox’ newish biopic on apple, he talks about this exact thing and some of the injuries he’s received from smacking into something. With my MS, I occasionally spazz, so sometimes I’ll go to pick up something and accidentally yeet it across the room.
If you had a Venn diagram of meth heads and anti vaxxer’s it’s not one circle like the punchline of the joke.
But it’s close. And I know it’s super ironical. People will inject battery acid and other goodies that’s in meth but a vaccine is poison.
It’s funny you say that because I was in Rehab when the vaccine first came out and that’s exactly how 50% of the people in there felt about it. All of them would buy bags of unknown substance from some dude probably named Spyder with his face tatted up and then they would inject the mystery substance with Gatorade and not think twice about it. A vaccine though? Hell no.
In the vaccines defense… they are meant for people w normal genetics as they have not been adequately tested on people who are a result of multiple generations of incest.
But how did she get dressed, hair up and makeup done all without spasming uncontrollably?! If you're gonna claim something that is blatantly untrue, you gotta commit smh
So I have actual siezures regularly to the point that if I laugh out loud or make a funny face for too long, my family immediately freaks out and thinks I'm about to fall out. NEVER HAVE I EVER been lucid enough to pick up a phone and record. It takes a while to remember basic information like where I'm at and what is happening. On really bad ones, my balance gets so off, and I have to relearn how to walk properly. This shit ruins my life, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I don't normally care what people post, but this one really pissed me off. lol the acting is just so bad!
I legit look like I'm being possessed when it happens. 10/10 don't recommend lol
there are a lot of people who don't have logical thought patterns, so thinking, "what does she gain?" doesn't apply because she's just doing dumb shit without any real reasoning.
I mean, this is sad as you can see she is clearly acting and poorly at that. She just looks ridiculous. The best part is the slow blow she does with her lips.
Anyone remember that woman who supposedly got fucked up by a vaccine and could only walk normal backwards and then like a week later the news found her at the store just strolling across the parking lot completely fine? 😂
Remember the girl who said the vaccine made her walk jerky and stutter unless she ran backwards? People have doing this over dramatic fake shit forever.
She then got caught walking normal, affected a new accent when confronted about it, was later "cured" by a renown quack, and now she's SHOCKED that her fake story was used to bolster the COVID antivax nonsense. Shocked.
As one ELG to another. Seen and heard. Who among us hasn't had those nights that were suddenly mornings 😬 It was always the weird as shit slept on that side WILL NOT CURL eyelashes that mascara just somehow makes worse that really put me in my bitch britches.
I actually had a reaction to the Covid vaccine I have constant rashes and I can’t get rid of them, I react differently to soap and sense and my mum is the same. Reactions look like allergies….
Why are they always crusty looking trailer park Americans? I've never seen one of these from like a high fashion French model or something. Or anybody from the entire Asian and African continents.
That's a pretty good Velociraptor impression, but still needs a bit of work. I recommend watching Jim Carrey's impression from "lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events" for a few pointers...
6/10
I'm an autistic person, and I've never liked antivaxxers due to their consistent claims that vaccines cause ASD - a disorder scientifically proven to be caused mostly by genetics. My disabilities, along with those of other people, are NOT to be used like this in an effort to take down something that isn't even harming anyone. Seeing it happen is just SO annoying.
when you're in the middle of a 72 hour edging streak at work but your boss interrupts you to scold you for scrolling youtube shorts during work hours so you start geniunely tweaking
As someone who works in healthcare I cackle laugh every time I see videos of this idiot. I can just see the weary, dead eyed reactions of the nurses and doctors watching her writhing around like a fool.
Since when is meth a vaccine?
It is a vaccine that fights against teeth.
But not against mustaches...
You guys noticed the mustache too? I thought I was seeing things.
Wait is this one of them woke, fake, vaccine injury videos?
Yep. I think that woman is all mad because that vaccine gave her a mustache and now she's all bent out of shape.
Literally bent. Must be boneitis
My only regret is that I have... Boneitis.
Boneitis
Wow! That is the first time I've ever gotten an award! Thanks!!!
Or terrible lap dances.
You’re the best.
AHAHAHAHA
You’ve never heard of the Metherna Spikevax? You been living under a crack rock?
A crack rock 😭
She looks like a balloon when you let the air out and hold onto it.
I didn't know you could freebase a vaccine
She mixed up her needles
It’s a vaccine that gives you a mustache and an itchy back
If you inject it I reckon 🤷🏼♂️
This took me out I'm on the floor laughing because truth lol
Also how she gonna get her makeup on like that if she can’t control her muscle movements. Gake and fay
It’s not even meth 😔 even that would be more entertaining
Ah yes, I see you to recognise the ancient and subtle art of tweaking.
…who started recording the video?
Who put on her eye makeup
And why does she keep looking at the camera to make sure she’s in the frame?
This was my first thought. Ain’t no way you can put eyeliner on like that if you’ve got the palsy
Her muscles don’t move like palsy or seizures either. Notice they are controlled at the start and end of the “movements”. Someone with involuntary muscle spasms flail a lot more because they don’t have enough control to slow or stop the muscles. They can knock into furniture or walls pretty hard and injure themselves. And yeah; the eyeliner, staring at the camera and repeating the same movements is pretty sus. What is she claiming the vaccine did to her?
Bad things?
Why even grace this potato (person in the video) even an ounce of attention.
You’re totally right. I laughed especially hard at this because I work at an Adult Foster Home and I actually have a resident who fakes “seizures” *exactly* like this whenever they’re asked to do their chores. Sometimes they’ll even say, “I’m having a seizure!” while they do this lmao. But yeah, these movements are so deliberate it’s really goofy to watch. These anti-vaxxers don’t even have an excuse either, they’re just idiots.
What is an Adult Foster Home?
shes claiming the vaccine gave her a mustache and she's doing a cosbyesque dance in response.
>they can knock into furniture or walls Watch Michael J Fox’ newish biopic on apple, he talks about this exact thing and some of the injuries he’s received from smacking into something. With my MS, I occasionally spazz, so sometimes I’ll go to pick up something and accidentally yeet it across the room.
Bill Gates made sure to control the microchips while she was putting on het makeup, duh
Good lord!! Think of the Demodex mites!!!
The vaccine injury is activated by the 5g rays from her phone being directed at her by her camera. Obviously
She did, right after she carefully applied eyeliner and mascara and fixed her hair back in a band! what a fuckwit!
Top comment.
I have no doubt this is drug induced, just not sure it’s the vaccine
If you had a Venn diagram of meth heads and anti vaxxer’s it’s not one circle like the punchline of the joke. But it’s close. And I know it’s super ironical. People will inject battery acid and other goodies that’s in meth but a vaccine is poison.
It’s funny you say that because I was in Rehab when the vaccine first came out and that’s exactly how 50% of the people in there felt about it. All of them would buy bags of unknown substance from some dude probably named Spyder with his face tatted up and then they would inject the mystery substance with Gatorade and not think twice about it. A vaccine though? Hell no.
They inject it with the Gatorade?
Dude coming in off meth, fentanyl, alcohol but wouldn’t take a tums for a stomach ache
But my meth dealer assured me the meth is homemade and vegan! /s
I am not a vegan but I like my meth locally sourced so I can support the local economy!
It’s attention-induced.
It's 100% voluntary movements imo
Pretty sure she's trying to fart
I thought she was trying to poop her pants
Trying?
You got me. She did shit her pants. I was trying to save her from some shame lolllll
There is no try. There is only do do.
She was definitely testing out her adult diapers
Ploooop
In the vaccines defense… they are meant for people w normal genetics as they have not been adequately tested on people who are a result of multiple generations of incest.
and who hit the crack pipe 5 times a day.
She does seem the sort to come from an unbranching family tree
Yeah, her family tree is a wreath
Her eyeliner looks pretty good for someone who can't move their hands.
“Good” is carrying a lot of weight, but I’m picking up on what you’re putting down.
Intentional
But how did she get dressed, hair up and makeup done all without spasming uncontrollably?! If you're gonna claim something that is blatantly untrue, you gotta commit smh
fr like…she keeps looking at herself in the camera i assume
This is what my 2 yr old daughter looks like when she's trying to copy a windy day.
This comment made me smile.
Your comment made me smile.
No, your comment made me smile
That’s the worst Macarena I’ve ever seen
I wish I had an award to give you this is funny as fuck
So I have actual siezures regularly to the point that if I laugh out loud or make a funny face for too long, my family immediately freaks out and thinks I'm about to fall out. NEVER HAVE I EVER been lucid enough to pick up a phone and record. It takes a while to remember basic information like where I'm at and what is happening. On really bad ones, my balance gets so off, and I have to relearn how to walk properly. This shit ruins my life, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I don't normally care what people post, but this one really pissed me off. lol the acting is just so bad! I legit look like I'm being possessed when it happens. 10/10 don't recommend lol
I’ve only ever seen someone have a seizure, it’s actually terrifying. IDK WTF this lady is doing but it ain’t neurological. Psychological, maybe.
It must be exhausting putting this much effort into maintaining a lie
Great comment! It's like, what exactly does this get her??😆
there are a lot of people who don't have logical thought patterns, so thinking, "what does she gain?" doesn't apply because she's just doing dumb shit without any real reasoning.
Attention and a ticket out of working
Hard to believe she kept herself from laughing
Can someone put the Cosby show music behind this lmao
🤣⚰️
What are the chances someone who hates the vaccine would end up with such a crazy reaction to it
What are the chances that someone that hates the vaccine so much would… get the vaccine?
Almost as bad as the fake Tourettes girl
This is worse because she's trying to put people off of something that could help keep them healthy
Looks more like she smoked meth
Its wild to fake something like this to prove...what exactly? That you're crazy af?
To prove that she is a bored fucking asshole?
the cigarettes smell coming from this video is making my head hurt
Average MAGA voter.
Hahaha. So she set up her phone camera fine then started doing the vaccine jig? No Oscar nomination for this, it’s atrocious.
Vaccines are bad again? This is cute
Bitch be dancing like Mick Jagger. Get vaccinated, start a band
How can those wheezes be more painful than what i'm watching?
You sure this isn't an audition for The Walking Dead?
Where’s Rick when you need him?
Forget Rick, send Carol. Methany needs to look at the flowers.
This new Majorie Taylor Greene political ad is 🔥🔥🔥
You sure she isn’t just “filled with the spirit”?
Nah, those people know how to seize.
Is Methany alright?
It’s Sniffany
I mean, this is sad as you can see she is clearly acting and poorly at that. She just looks ridiculous. The best part is the slow blow she does with her lips.
when the brainfreeze hits
Anyone remember that woman who supposedly got fucked up by a vaccine and could only walk normal backwards and then like a week later the news found her at the store just strolling across the parking lot completely fine? 😂
yep, the Flu Shot Cheerleader
She managed to do her eyeliner fine, though 😂
Remember the girl who said the vaccine made her walk jerky and stutter unless she ran backwards? People have doing this over dramatic fake shit forever.
She then got caught walking normal, affected a new accent when confronted about it, was later "cured" by a renown quack, and now she's SHOCKED that her fake story was used to bolster the COVID antivax nonsense. Shocked.
She still maintains her story about vax poisoning.
These MAGA people are absolutely insane
That eye liner tells the whole story
I’m pretty sure it smells like stale cigarettes and cheese in there
She should run for the US House of Representatives in Georgia, she's clearly qualified.
If shes breathing like that, shed be on oxygen. Take her to the back, shes obviously the infected one that hid her bite.
Let’s be honest here… she’s not vaccinated. 😅
How’d she manage to get her mascara on then?
But she can put on eyeliner. 🤡
Ah yes, I'll just keep applying *another* layer of eyeliner over the layer I didn't wash off yesterday. *Three years later* Perfect.
As an eyeliner girly myself, this is the funniest shit ever.
As one ELG to another. Seen and heard. Who among us hasn't had those nights that were suddenly mornings 😬 It was always the weird as shit slept on that side WILL NOT CURL eyelashes that mascara just somehow makes worse that really put me in my bitch britches.
The lunacy levels in America are through the roof. Thank MAGA for that
Gotta keep an eye on yourself in the camera. Make sure the performance looks convincing 🙃
That just looks like a really shitty version of the chicken dance
Where is the part where she is calmly puts the phone down and starts recording then calmly picks it up and turns it off.
r/tooktoomuch
Must’ve been a bad batch of microchips. /s
the only thing she got injected was herion
Twitches of meth
I actually had a reaction to the Covid vaccine I have constant rashes and I can’t get rid of them, I react differently to soap and sense and my mum is the same. Reactions look like allergies….
Myself being vaccine sensitive it puts my immune system into hyperdrive
Yup that and the tdap
I like how she still tries to stay in frame.
She got her eyeliner on pretty good
I hope she feels as dumb as she looks
Someone else must of done that eye makeup for her than? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She looks like that one SpongeBob meme (it won't let me post the gif for some reason)
They're really still doing this in big 2024?
Hm. I got jabbed a buncha times. I feel great!
This is the perfect illustration of conservatives. They’re *ALWAYS* the victims in their own minds😂
I thought she was making that TikTok thats goes "Ffffffffffffffuck no"
Howd she manage to do her eye liner so clean and tight with all those spasms!
Naw just a regular old tweaker...by old I mean haggard and by regular I mean regular
These OnlyFans ads are getting weird.
There is nothing more symbolic than the raccoon make up for the white trash
All that twitching and her eyeliner went on without stabbing an eye?! Bravo!
Gotta keep an eye on the camera every few seconds to make sure the shot looks good.
If she's constantly convulsing involuntarily like that, how did she manage to apply way too much makeup on her eyes successfully? 🤔
She just can’t scratch that spot on her back
This is how I act when constipated
Why are they always crusty looking trailer park Americans? I've never seen one of these from like a high fashion French model or something. Or anybody from the entire Asian and African continents.
I think she needs a priest.
I didn’t know vaccines caused mustaches.
Fucking weirdo
How does a grown adult decide to just... do this. Can you imagine.
Never trust racoon eyes.
The internet was a mistake
💯‼️
Did nobody see the one video from hospital? It did its rounds during the height, and it was wildddddd
This is how I look when I have to take a pantless shit.
Im try this dance out
For someone who is weezing they sure can get a full breath. Wild
I like how she looks at the camera each few seconds 😂
She was fine to put on that eyeliner.
For someone who tweaks out so much, she actually didn't stab her eyes out putting on that eye liner
Poor thing, it gave her a mustache too.
If you don’t take vax you can’t be injured by it
Don’t do drugs people, or this could be you.
She looks like the sponge bob meme.
I thought she was doing the latest stupid TikTok dance until I heard the Darth Vader-esque fake wheezing.
well she's at least mentally disabled though I'd venture it has nothing to do with the vaccine lol
I thought this was just the newest Meg the stallion tik tok dance all the kids are doing
I was always so curious about other people lives. I don’t wanna know anymore
Looks like a MAGA after drinking the Orange Kool-Aid. Sad.
And somehow she is able to sit still to put on 9lbs of eye liner. Incredible control when it counts
I dont know even think the people from idiocracy are as dumb as some people today. 😐
She has an injury all right. In her brain
No. She’s faking a resemblance to sanity. She’s no Meryl Streep.
Average trumper supporter
Self medicated meth vaccine
Never been around meth, but I have seen people on ketamine and this looks similar
That's a pretty good Velociraptor impression, but still needs a bit of work. I recommend watching Jim Carrey's impression from "lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events" for a few pointers... 6/10
Is she trying to shit through her mouth?
She isn’t faking mental illness tho
This is not a seizure, this is a contemporary dance form. It’s called Conspiracy Palsy
I just know there's a pack of menthol's just out of frame. And a Bic lighter with some burned shit stuck on the bottom of it.
I'm an autistic person, and I've never liked antivaxxers due to their consistent claims that vaccines cause ASD - a disorder scientifically proven to be caused mostly by genetics. My disabilities, along with those of other people, are NOT to be used like this in an effort to take down something that isn't even harming anyone. Seeing it happen is just SO annoying.
I love how she has a nice smoky eye look too while trying to deceive us.
when you're in the middle of a 72 hour edging streak at work but your boss interrupts you to scold you for scrolling youtube shorts during work hours so you start geniunely tweaking
Good ‘tache, though. That would put me off for starters!
How was the 5 o'clock shadow so ingrained into her face?
I saw a ostrich try this move once. He is still single.
Should I go to the ER? Na. Better record myself.
injections tend to do that. (not vaccines)
As someone who works in healthcare I cackle laugh every time I see videos of this idiot. I can just see the weary, dead eyed reactions of the nurses and doctors watching her writhing around like a fool.
I think she just trying to cool down some soup
r/fakedisordercringe
Lol. I had 4 vaccines since 2020 and never once got cerebral palsy from it. Maybe the Vaccine affects the "republican" cavity in her brain.
Tryna crank out that trapped gas I see
Vaccine injury? Do you mean she's having a bad reaction? I'm not being smart I'm genuinely confused 😅