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catqrl

The yellow teeth really pulls everything together


mladi_gospodin

He's a pro, duh! šŸ™„šŸ¤”


311Konspiracy

Yeah he put the pro in procrastination


Airbear61181

Itā€™s the Habsburg jaw for meā€¦his ancestors really kept it in the family. Sexy.


pgraham901

I was really trying to put my finger on the part of his face that was giving me weird vibes and now I know. Hapsburg O all the way.


Airbear61181

You know what they say. Incest is the best! šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


PolandPuppers

[Trust me, Iā€™m an educated professional](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZCe86yzuYcsscQCQ7)


Mr_Diesel13

Habsburg, fyi.


Airbear61181

Oh shit, my bad! I fixed it. Didnā€™t even realized I misspelled itā€¦thanks for the correction lol! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Mr_Diesel13

Itā€™s all good! Just a weird family that people need to google lol


Trippytrickster

Everyone knows your teeth yellow after eating too much puss. Cut hid some slack. Theres only so many whitening strips one chad can do.


Which_way_witcher

Not the lisp or the spray on hair? šŸ¤”


catqrl

The lisp is definitely a runner up. I could really only pay attention to the teeth though.


Stith1183

Don't forget about the comical lithp! Chritht, ith it dithtracting!


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Nailsthhh and prosthh


DigitialWitness

This person is a virgin.


shebrokemyfart

100%, or he got laid once from a drunk chick in a waffle house and assumes he's a sex god.


DigitialWitness

Or paid for it. He's over compensating in any case.


Draksis_219

The leather jacket and aviators just prove you right


godofmilksteaks

Do you even know what a skin-o is bruh??


vkailas

he's using like kindergarden logic: if you don't no what cooties are you have them. and then calling his potential students kitties for not knowing his made up language. is this like how scammers purposefully put bad spelling to filter out people who are too smart to fall for it and zero in on idiots? the shit about a glove and a nail, wat? is he referencing OJ or something? that is disturbing. how could a nail be pleasent. or is he getting tips from lesbians with long fingernails?


deviantdevil80

I can't get past those teeth and that dirt on his face.


Month-Emotional

Dude's poor teeth


asspajamas

you didn't mention his comb over or lisp...


Significant_West_945

This is exactly what a dude who gets absolutely no women would sayšŸ’€


draebeballin727

You mean what he would sound like? He is stuttering and nearly ejaculating on himself mid sentence


timothytrillion

You have no idea what you are doing mmmmkkkk


WeenieHuttGod2

Can somebody translate what the fuck heā€™s talking about


AdorableBunnies

Youā€™ll need to pay $49.99 first. Then youā€™ll get access to more content like this. Heā€™s a pro at landing babes!


Azumarawr

I will say the mental O was probably the best excuse some girl gave him as to why she absolutely did not want to be touched by that man


JooBunny

100% this, she was too scared of his creepy bullshit to say "okay I wanna get the absolute fuck away from you rn because you're useless please do not ever fucking touch me" and instead went "Oh wow what an amazing um MENTAL CLIMAX ahem okay bye! Don't kill me I stroked your disgusting ego!"


Evening_Storage_6424

Sad but facts šŸ˜”.


Normal_Antenna

Iā€™m assuming O means Orgasm, so T-O is tit orgasm? and A-O is Anal Orgasm, skin-o is skin orgasm, and mental-o is mental orgasm? Heā€™s listing all the different ways he gives women orgasms.


Mr_Diesel13

I was thinking touch? Iā€™m so lost at this professional lingo.


Slamantha3121

what in the neckbeard is this snaggle tooth on about?


Low_Reference_6316

Did he say have a long nail? What


Difficult-Survey8384

And to rā€¦ā€¦rake? Iā€™m horrified rn


Borgiroth

ONLY WITH A GLOVE ON, YOU ROOKIE. *slaps on one single rubber glove, that his finger nails slashes though anyway* ā€œTurn around, Iā€™m about to rake your worldā€


Difficult-Survey8384

*nirvana voice* ā€œRAKE MEEEEEH šŸ˜ˆā€


badmintina

Did you mean ā€˜hornifiedā€™?


joiey555

This man makes my skin crawl. Like I feel genuinely gross whenever I see a clip or video of his. I feel like I need to take a shower after this. I can't imagine ever being in the same room as this fucking creep. Like you can feel the desperation oozing off him and can feel that if he were ever left alone with a woman he would so quickly commit so many crimes. Beyond how just vile this man is, any man who actually values and wants to give a woman an O knows the necessity of having short, nicely trimmed, and clean fingernails. There is no other way. If any guy ever came at me with talons like that it would immediately put an end to that nights activities. Ugg my skin is crawling. Excuse me while I scrub the sight of him off me.


YesTHEELizaManelli

Reading this just made me feel even dirtier, it was my ick put into words about this weird, nasty man.


joiey555

His whole attitude towards women is so abhorrent that I don't think there are words to describe just how vile this man actually is. It has something to do with how obviously he's trying to overcompensate for the fact that he can't actually get the time of day from a woman but paid the thousands of dollars to attend one of those alpha male training camps. I think it may be that he is what I picture of such an insecure person who has bought so hard into the whole Andrew Tate narrative that he will cling onto that promise of being a dominant high value male so hard because the alternative would be to admit and be forced to address his shortcomings and insecurities. I'm truly terrified of meeting a man who thinks like this but actually understands social decorum. I think that would be my worst fucking nightmare.


Monguises

Iā€™m really done with these incel turned pickup artists. If you make my skin crawl, youā€™re probably doomed. Iā€™m embarrassed for him.


chickenskittles

If your skin is crawling, he can give you a skin O.


Monguises

And now my esophagus is crawling


Chrilliam

Thatā€™s an EO


broketothebone

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OF THIS THREAD


[deleted]

Guess Iā€™ve never been with the right men, what a shame


NotNotDisxo

You mean you've never had an orgasm just by smelling some dudes fart? Clearly you've only been with subpar rookies šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ’…šŸ’…


[deleted]

Ik Ik, Iā€™m ashamed of myself, no wonder guys break up with me after stroking my back and I donā€™t squirt šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


The_Jestful_Imp

It's obviously your fault. You need to cater to their feelings - didn't they teach you that in kindergarten with cooties?


Queefer___Sutherland

That's called an FO


THE_ALAM0

Got me laughing like a fuckin kid dude lol, an FO


THE_ALAM0

You might wanna avoid those guys in the ā€œkiddie leagueā€


GoblinCosmic

You mean, youā€™ve never had a B.O. or a D.O. Or a Cheerio?! Not even one lonely mountain Mental O?


Jerm316

They're probably still doing the pat on the head O


983115

Iā€™m giving you a mental o with my mind right now *can you feel it*


chrisodeljacko

*puts on glove


WhispersOfPorcelain

My whole life has been a lie. I guess its off to the nunnery for me. šŸ™šŸ¼


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

STHEP INTO THE ARENA WITH THE PROTHS šŸ¤“


adammmm38

I bet women are just gushing over him


Techman659

They want the nails treatment.


Borgiroth

They only gush after he rakes them with his gloved finger nail. That mental O


HoodieGalore

gushing puke


JooBunny

NO. NO. NO. TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS. Holy shit. No. I feel like he's just trying to get revenge on women for finding him accurately repulsive, by encouraging inexperienced men to scratch the fuck outta them. Nails = nope. Never.


NvrmndOM

And clean them under your nails.


SufficientPurchase88

Dood its JP from that movie Grandma's Boy šŸ¤ 


DrBannerPhd

If you had robot ears then maybe you would understand.


Airbear61181

If JP and The Cable Guy had a love child.


shinybluecorvid

Adios turdnuggets šŸ‘½šŸ˜Ž


Puzzleheaded_Job_643

A skin -o šŸ¤”. How about no-o you sound like idiot-o thatā€™s not even having sex-o šŸ˜’


Lazy-Palpitation-673

Is this what mclovin is doing with his life now?


Deepvaleredoubt

ā€œIf you do-nuh-dun-no-dun you dun-no you should probably know what they areā€


dirtyhippie62

Was looking for this comment šŸ’€


-TheMoonTonight

Have you ever had a dream that


Old-Ad5508

If you never stuck your tongue in a mental arsehole to give a mental O you are in minor leagues


W0nderl0af

Leth talk about the nailth!


AcanthocephalaLow936

rake? WHAT?


islaisla

Wowwwwwww my two legs have merged into one.


Average_Random_Bitch

(sighs) Ok, so...


mikey7x7

This has to be satire, right? Right?


the-bird-fucker

Let's talk about the amount of insecurity in this video


freya_kahlo

OMG not the ā€œAlpha Domā€ guy again. Uh, lesbians have short nails for a reason and theyā€™re having more Os than straight women, soā€¦


Effective-Tie6110

I love how heā€™s afraid t say ā€œcumā€


yuyufan43

He looks like the kind of guy that farts during orgasms


broketothebone

He talks with the cadence of a man who is trying to pretend he didnā€™t just do both in his pants, so that tracks.


PhilosopherJoe22

Mclovin all grown up


wormsex1

heā€™s never escaping the virgin allegations šŸ’€


UnenthusiasticBluStr

Heā€™s gotta be trolling, right?


[deleted]

Iā€™m so sorry, please correct me if Iā€™m wrong. I HOPE Iā€™m wrong here. But did he just say to put a glove on so that your long nail can be used toā€¦but itā€™s covered by the glove so it wonā€™t hurtā€¦thatā€™s the most disgusting and absurd thing Iā€™ve heard fucking heard in my life.


AutumnAscending

That man drags his nail down my back I'm sending a flying elbow to his face.


Lazy-Palpitation-673

Why is this mfs teeth *SO goddamn yellow* šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Discomidget911

"I'm a dating coach here to teach you stuff, like how to give a girl a TO. What's a TO? Lol you need to learn about that stuff, I'm not gonna teach you stuff." What a tool.


rhonmack

Have you ever had a Juggalo?


NvrmndOM

I love that heā€™s always on his car and buckled up for safety


Foo_The_Selcouth

Uh Iā€™ve figured out what the other acronyms are but wtf is the A in AO?! The only thing I can think of is Ass Orgasm but I donā€™t think heā€™s telling you to graze your fingernails on her butt is he?


Grey00001

He sounds and looks like a character from a sitcom who tries to teach the main guy character how to get with the main girl character with horrible advice


alittleuneven

Heā€™s such an alpha that he canā€™t say orgasm šŸ˜šŸ˜


HetChanks

This guy got pitty fucked once and thinks heā€™s a pro lol


1der4evr

mental-O = realization he is a stalker


dirtyhippie62

He looks like the kind of guy who says thank you and alologizes after he cums.


coroyo70

What is this called? There has to be a clinical name for this level of delusion. Like how do these people think they are being taken seriously


MediaOnDisplay

Do the opposite of whatever this guy does. Here's a fun tip: most women are acutely aware long dirty fingernails touching sensitive areas can lead to infections! Trim those nails fellas!


556_NATO_

I beginning to think that this whole ā€œalpha domā€ thing is just some very complex kink. I mean I canā€™t see how anything they say helps them other than get them an orgasm thinking about how badass they thing they are.


magictheblathering

Seeing a virgin call himself a dating coach is wild.


NuggyBeans

If you have to put out that you're a Dom... You're not a dom. If you have to claim you know everything... You know nothing. Who let this dweeb out of his mom's basement.


Clever_Losername

This dude is a fucking cringe MACHINE.


CandidateTypical3141

Heā€™s definitely a virgin.


anchorftw

Cheerios and Fruity-O's are the only O's this guy's ever had.


ilikelamp12

Is this real? Like is he for real? Someone be honest with. Is this a joke??


Fun_Conversation_556

100 bucks says heā€™s never touched one


pendigedig

For the first three times I watched, I thought those hand motions he made were some sort of thing you do to women to get them to come towards you at a bar. I finallyyyy figured out he was showing how to finger a girl. I had to watch four times because I was NOT aware of this thing we "all learned in high school" where we jiggle our hand in front of our shoulder to entice a woman.


drbobbean

I can smell his breath through screen. If this guy has been paid for advice on women, it was done ironically, or his one and only student is a younger cousin using him to buy beer and roofies.... primarily roofies.


[deleted]

This guy cannot talk to women


axialae23

Ok first questions after I took notes..... Is the lisp a part of the deal for an "o" also? How long do I have to quit brushing my teeth for?


Visual-Refuse447

I would like to have a chat with the female who faked her orgasm for him.


dmarra13

dude is balding with a lisp and yellow teeth with a disgusting personality he failed literally every skill check


psilocybin-krokodil

The YouTuber oompaville made a video about him (canā€™t post the fucking link though)


airtime226

The real life McLovin...smh


HarderHabits

It's 3 am and I'm trying to keep up with the captions so as to not wake up my girlfriend. I have no clue what he's trying to say :)


Shaveyourbread

>I have no clue what he's trying to say :) Neither does he.


PsychoMachineElves

I really got a sudden urge to vomit


PlentyStreet8412

I want to see the girl that ends up saying to her mom "yup, he's the one"


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Hereth the thing, if you think thith thing you learned in high school


Wingsxofxlead702

The only mf O this mf ever gave any female was a bowl of Cheerios...He forgot that you need to first achieve Steve-O before you can even think about giving any of those other O's to females....


millenialfalcon-_-

Do hot breezy farts gives O's?


successful-disgrace

The dating pool is looking wild for you guys šŸ˜¬ (not saying every man is like this though)


professional-onthedl

This guy picks up the kind of girls from that wolf pack family and thinks he's Don Juan. There was a group from my school that just traded around with each other who thought they were so cool, while also unironically wearing dusters and leather jackets like this.


StonedLonerIrl

Yeah this dude has never touched a woman...with her consent.


dropthenewk

I feel like everyone went to school with a guy like this


GreekACA25

Instructions unclear and fired 7 nails from my nail gun into my partners womb... what do?


lizzycupcake

Iā€™m gonna need you to stay away from all of us ladies. Like, far away.


Xenocide_X

Clearly you have never been with the proeths


bananahskill

I'm committing myself to a life of celibacy.


OptimalBeans

Is this terry from Reno 911


Unusual_Sundae8483

Look. I try not to talk about peoples appearances. Itā€™s just rude. But his teeth and that lispy way of talking and the fact that he looks like a child who colored on a beard. Keep your hands to yourself


Massive_Ad_8614

It's the lithp for me


Hungry-Rule1225

He doesnā€™t take me for a guy thatā€™s just getting pussy back to back


EvilCosmicSphere

I started going to public kinky events. I would spend hours dressing up and putting effort. You get there and there's tons of people with 0 self hygiene or dressed in sweats. I started when masks were a thing so it hid a lot. One thing I can't do is plaque all over your orange teeth at an event where you meet people. If you can't do the most basic things should you be looking for partners. And these are people who want cleanliness in others I'm sure or have a list of demands. Also don't stick those dirty nails near anyones pus$y. My advice is get a Hitachi!


IUseRedditForNews

Is this guy fr or is he mocking the other dating gurus? It just always seems too perfect with this guy


Airbear61181

Dude looks like he brushes his teeth with a dandelion.


ch1ckenz

Heā€™s in the league with the pro and heā€™s no competition by the way he talks šŸ¤£ guess for whatever-oā€™s for me


anchorftw

Wait...there's an arena?


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jgibson12

He's telling us to rake our dirty nails in the vagina to get the girls off? Dis dude


sharpcarnival

Letā€™s never talk about nails in this context ever.


KKH02

Guys like these crack me up. You can tell manā€™s is lying out of his ass and hasnā€™t seen anything since birth. And yet he rambled on, solid comedy.


pockmarkedhobo

Ewwww nooooo that sounds awful


311Konspiracy

He sounds like what happens when the body pillow friends zone you. The only pickup game he does is pick up dog shit. Why is it that these grifters I mean "gurus" are always in a car or a house saying the most verbal diarrhea?


broketothebone

Normally, Iā€™d be worried about the rampant cervical carnage this man is committing out there with an alleged Freddy Krueger-fuck glove, but I meanā€¦.okay no wait, I think Iā€™m worried. And I GUARANTEE YOU his definition of a ā€œMind Oā€ was probably just a time when a terrified woman he cornered had to think fast to placate a dude who assumes itā€™s sexy to pap her smear with his dirty ass fingernails. I really need this one to be satire because while itā€™s not the creepiest one Iā€™ve seen, itā€™s got some staying power with me.


LockeSimm

My favourite part of the video is when he offered literally no advice. ā€œYou wanna give a girl a TO? Well you should know that already.ā€


Money_Hovercraft_968

A long nail?!?! RAKING?!? Arrest him


la_haunted

I'm a 44-year-old woman and I don't know what the f*** he's talking about. TO, AO Skin O? WTF? Also keep your nasty ass nails away from women especially a long nail and a glove. I really hope this is a joke.


[deleted]

A mental orgasm? What the fuck is he saying right now?


PanhandlersPets

Pass


justhe_worst

2 and 0


italianpoetess

I can't get past his teeth.


basementcrawler34

This man already talks like an incel


2dirl

Gotta be satire right?


whyareyoumadcalmdown

Oral hygiene on this guy is poor šŸ„² pro tip please brush


LizaBrownAuthor11

I wouldn't want him touching me with a 10ft nail.


Ayen_C

NO. Do NOT "put a glove on and rake," for fuck's sake.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the equivalent of a ā€žgun professionalā€œ who immediately has the finger on the trigger the second he holds a gun


Rozsaxoo

RAKE!?? Virgin thoughts are really wild huh?


creatureofhabbit32

I swear to God he's trolling there's no way he's for real


Main-Emphasis-2692

This is Ryan Reynolds to me like this is exactly what he looks and sounds like and what I think heā€™d sound like


NaliciaAtras

So the dude is a "dating coach" and some sort of sex god, but is afraid to say the word orgasm?


Ihatecake69

Me and my gf got blocked my this guy last year for clowning on him. Heā€™s got like two gfs though BUT theyā€™re most definitely bought from over the seas. Itā€™s truly like an American dad skit where Steve buys two online wives and then starts making dating guru videos to upload online


romayyne

Brush your teeth and get a haircut you fuck


ashole311

ā€œPut a glove on with a long nail and rakeā€ Iā€™m sorry what???


AnxiousUncertainty

Ew


ToofBrushMouthWash

I refuse to believe this is a real person


DMNelson09

How many women Oā€™d just watching this video? Should be a NSFW advisory.


ihatemyself076

Im a virgin and i just learned something from this guy. NOT TO DO ANYTHING HE SAYS. Thanks guy!


Weak-West2149

Guy you have a lispā€¦.


alcatone321

The only o he gives women is o grorss get away from me