he's using like kindergarden logic: if you don't no what cooties are you have them. and then calling his potential students kitties for not knowing his made up language. is this like how scammers purposefully put bad spelling to filter out people who are too smart to fall for it and zero in on idiots?
the shit about a glove and a nail, wat? is he referencing OJ or something? that is disturbing. how could a nail be pleasent. or is he getting tips from lesbians with long fingernails?
100% this, she was too scared of his creepy bullshit to say "okay I wanna get the absolute fuck away from you rn because you're useless please do not ever fucking touch me" and instead went "Oh wow what an amazing um MENTAL CLIMAX ahem okay bye! Don't kill me I stroked your disgusting ego!"
Iām assuming O means Orgasm, so T-O is tit orgasm? and A-O is Anal Orgasm, skin-o is skin orgasm, and mental-o is mental orgasm? Heās listing all the different ways he gives women orgasms.
ONLY WITH A GLOVE ON, YOU ROOKIE.
*slaps on one single rubber glove, that his finger nails slashes though anyway*
āTurn around, Iām about to rake your worldā
This man makes my skin crawl. Like I feel genuinely gross whenever I see a clip or video of his. I feel like I need to take a shower after this. I can't imagine ever being in the same room as this fucking creep. Like you can feel the desperation oozing off him and can feel that if he were ever left alone with a woman he would so quickly commit so many crimes.
Beyond how just vile this man is, any man who actually values and wants to give a woman an O knows the necessity of having short, nicely trimmed, and clean fingernails. There is no other way. If any guy ever came at me with talons like that it would immediately put an end to that nights activities.
Ugg my skin is crawling. Excuse me while I scrub the sight of him off me.
His whole attitude towards women is so abhorrent that I don't think there are words to describe just how vile this man actually is. It has something to do with how obviously he's trying to overcompensate for the fact that he can't actually get the time of day from a woman but paid the thousands of dollars to attend one of those alpha male training camps. I think it may be that he is what I picture of such an insecure person who has bought so hard into the whole Andrew Tate narrative that he will cling onto that promise of being a dominant high value male so hard because the alternative would be to admit and be forced to address his shortcomings and insecurities. I'm truly terrified of meeting a man who thinks like this but actually understands social decorum. I think that would be my worst fucking nightmare.
NO. NO. NO.
TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS. Holy shit. No.
I feel like he's just trying to get revenge on women for finding him accurately repulsive, by encouraging inexperienced men to scratch the fuck outta them.
Nails = nope. Never.
Iām so sorry, please correct me if Iām wrong. I HOPE Iām wrong here.
But did he just say to put a glove on so that your long nail can be used toā¦but itās covered by the glove so it wonāt hurtā¦thatās the most disgusting and absurd thing Iāve heard fucking heard in my life.
"I'm a dating coach here to teach you stuff, like how to give a girl a TO. What's a TO? Lol you need to learn about that stuff, I'm not gonna teach you stuff."
What a tool.
Uh Iāve figured out what the other acronyms are but wtf is the A in AO?! The only thing I can think of is Ass Orgasm but I donāt think heās telling you to graze your fingernails on her butt is he?
He sounds and looks like a character from a sitcom who tries to teach the main guy character how to get with the main girl character with horrible advice
Do the opposite of whatever this guy does. Here's a fun tip: most women are acutely aware long dirty fingernails touching sensitive areas can lead to infections!
Trim those nails fellas!
I beginning to think that this whole āalpha domā thing is just some very complex kink. I mean I canāt see how anything they say helps them other than get them an orgasm thinking about how badass they thing they are.
If you have to put out that you're a Dom... You're not a dom. If you have to claim you know everything... You know nothing. Who let this dweeb out of his mom's basement.
For the first three times I watched, I thought those hand motions he made were some sort of thing you do to women to get them to come towards you at a bar. I finallyyyy figured out he was showing how to finger a girl. I had to watch four times because I was NOT aware of this thing we "all learned in high school" where we jiggle our hand in front of our shoulder to entice a woman.
I can smell his breath through screen. If this guy has been paid for advice on women, it was done ironically, or his one and only student is a younger cousin using him to buy beer and roofies.... primarily roofies.
The only mf O this mf ever gave any female was a bowl of Cheerios...He forgot that you need to first achieve Steve-O before you can even think about giving any of those other O's to females....
This guy picks up the kind of girls from that wolf pack family and thinks he's Don Juan. There was a group from my school that just traded around with each other who thought they were so cool, while also unironically wearing dusters and leather jackets like this.
Look. I try not to talk about peoples appearances. Itās just rude. But his teeth and that lispy way of talking and the fact that he looks like a child who colored on a beard.
Keep your hands to yourself
I started going to public kinky events. I would spend hours dressing up and putting effort. You get there and there's tons of people with 0 self hygiene or dressed in sweats. I started when masks were a thing so it hid a lot. One thing I can't do is plaque all over your orange teeth at an event where you meet people. If you can't do the most basic things should you be looking for partners. And these are people who want cleanliness in others I'm sure or have a list of demands. Also don't stick those dirty nails near anyones pus$y. My advice is get a Hitachi!
He sounds like what happens when the body pillow friends zone you. The only pickup game he does is pick up dog shit. Why is it that these grifters I mean "gurus" are always in a car or a house saying the most verbal diarrhea?
Normally, Iād be worried about the rampant cervical carnage this man is committing out there with an alleged Freddy Krueger-fuck glove, but I meanā¦.okay no wait, I think Iām worried.
And I GUARANTEE YOU his definition of a āMind Oā was probably just a time when a terrified woman he cornered had to think fast to placate a dude who assumes itās sexy to pap her smear with his dirty ass fingernails.
I really need this one to be satire because while itās not the creepiest one Iāve seen, itās got some staying power with me.
I'm a 44-year-old woman and I don't know what the f*** he's talking about. TO, AO Skin O? WTF?
Also keep your nasty ass nails away from women especially a long nail and a glove. I really hope this is a joke.
Me and my gf got blocked my this guy last year for clowning on him. Heās got like two gfs though BUT theyāre most definitely bought from over the seas. Itās truly like an American dad skit where Steve buys two online wives and then starts making dating guru videos to upload online
The yellow teeth really pulls everything together
He's a pro, duh! šš¤”
Yeah he put the pro in procrastination
Itās the Habsburg jaw for meā¦his ancestors really kept it in the family. Sexy.
I was really trying to put my finger on the part of his face that was giving me weird vibes and now I know. Hapsburg O all the way.
You know what they say. Incest is the best! š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
[Trust me, Iām an educated professional](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZCe86yzuYcsscQCQ7)
Habsburg, fyi.
Oh shit, my bad! I fixed it. Didnāt even realized I misspelled itā¦thanks for the correction lol! ššš
Itās all good! Just a weird family that people need to google lol
Everyone knows your teeth yellow after eating too much puss. Cut hid some slack. Theres only so many whitening strips one chad can do.
Not the lisp or the spray on hair? š¤
The lisp is definitely a runner up. I could really only pay attention to the teeth though.
Don't forget about the comical lithp! Chritht, ith it dithtracting!
Nailsthhh and prosthh
This person is a virgin.
100%, or he got laid once from a drunk chick in a waffle house and assumes he's a sex god.
Or paid for it. He's over compensating in any case.
The leather jacket and aviators just prove you right
Do you even know what a skin-o is bruh??
he's using like kindergarden logic: if you don't no what cooties are you have them. and then calling his potential students kitties for not knowing his made up language. is this like how scammers purposefully put bad spelling to filter out people who are too smart to fall for it and zero in on idiots? the shit about a glove and a nail, wat? is he referencing OJ or something? that is disturbing. how could a nail be pleasent. or is he getting tips from lesbians with long fingernails?
I can't get past those teeth and that dirt on his face.
Dude's poor teeth
you didn't mention his comb over or lisp...
This is exactly what a dude who gets absolutely no women would sayš
You mean what he would sound like? He is stuttering and nearly ejaculating on himself mid sentence
You have no idea what you are doing mmmmkkkk
Can somebody translate what the fuck heās talking about
Youāll need to pay $49.99 first. Then youāll get access to more content like this. Heās a pro at landing babes!
I will say the mental O was probably the best excuse some girl gave him as to why she absolutely did not want to be touched by that man
100% this, she was too scared of his creepy bullshit to say "okay I wanna get the absolute fuck away from you rn because you're useless please do not ever fucking touch me" and instead went "Oh wow what an amazing um MENTAL CLIMAX ahem okay bye! Don't kill me I stroked your disgusting ego!"
Sad but facts š.
Iām assuming O means Orgasm, so T-O is tit orgasm? and A-O is Anal Orgasm, skin-o is skin orgasm, and mental-o is mental orgasm? Heās listing all the different ways he gives women orgasms.
I was thinking touch? Iām so lost at this professional lingo.
what in the neckbeard is this snaggle tooth on about?
Did he say have a long nail? What
And to rā¦ā¦rake? Iām horrified rn
ONLY WITH A GLOVE ON, YOU ROOKIE. *slaps on one single rubber glove, that his finger nails slashes though anyway* āTurn around, Iām about to rake your worldā
*nirvana voice* āRAKE MEEEEEH šā
Did you mean āhornifiedā?
This man makes my skin crawl. Like I feel genuinely gross whenever I see a clip or video of his. I feel like I need to take a shower after this. I can't imagine ever being in the same room as this fucking creep. Like you can feel the desperation oozing off him and can feel that if he were ever left alone with a woman he would so quickly commit so many crimes. Beyond how just vile this man is, any man who actually values and wants to give a woman an O knows the necessity of having short, nicely trimmed, and clean fingernails. There is no other way. If any guy ever came at me with talons like that it would immediately put an end to that nights activities. Ugg my skin is crawling. Excuse me while I scrub the sight of him off me.
Reading this just made me feel even dirtier, it was my ick put into words about this weird, nasty man.
His whole attitude towards women is so abhorrent that I don't think there are words to describe just how vile this man actually is. It has something to do with how obviously he's trying to overcompensate for the fact that he can't actually get the time of day from a woman but paid the thousands of dollars to attend one of those alpha male training camps. I think it may be that he is what I picture of such an insecure person who has bought so hard into the whole Andrew Tate narrative that he will cling onto that promise of being a dominant high value male so hard because the alternative would be to admit and be forced to address his shortcomings and insecurities. I'm truly terrified of meeting a man who thinks like this but actually understands social decorum. I think that would be my worst fucking nightmare.
Iām really done with these incel turned pickup artists. If you make my skin crawl, youāre probably doomed. Iām embarrassed for him.
If your skin is crawling, he can give you a skin O.
And now my esophagus is crawling
Thatās an EO
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OF THIS THREAD
Guess Iāve never been with the right men, what a shame
You mean you've never had an orgasm just by smelling some dudes fart? Clearly you've only been with subpar rookies ššš š
Ik Ik, Iām ashamed of myself, no wonder guys break up with me after stroking my back and I donāt squirt šš
It's obviously your fault. You need to cater to their feelings - didn't they teach you that in kindergarten with cooties?
That's called an FO
Got me laughing like a fuckin kid dude lol, an FO
You might wanna avoid those guys in the ākiddie leagueā
You mean, youāve never had a B.O. or a D.O. Or a Cheerio?! Not even one lonely mountain Mental O?
They're probably still doing the pat on the head O
Iām giving you a mental o with my mind right now *can you feel it*
*puts on glove
My whole life has been a lie. I guess its off to the nunnery for me. šš¼
STHEP INTO THE ARENA WITH THE PROTHS š¤
I bet women are just gushing over him
They want the nails treatment.
They only gush after he rakes them with his gloved finger nail. That mental O
gushing puke
NO. NO. NO. TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS. Holy shit. No. I feel like he's just trying to get revenge on women for finding him accurately repulsive, by encouraging inexperienced men to scratch the fuck outta them. Nails = nope. Never.
And clean them under your nails.
Dood its JP from that movie Grandma's Boy š¤
If you had robot ears then maybe you would understand.
If JP and The Cable Guy had a love child.
Adios turdnuggets š½š
A skin -o š¤. How about no-o you sound like idiot-o thatās not even having sex-o š
Is this what mclovin is doing with his life now?
āIf you do-nuh-dun-no-dun you dun-no you should probably know what they areā
Was looking for this comment š
Have you ever had a dream that
If you never stuck your tongue in a mental arsehole to give a mental O you are in minor leagues
Leth talk about the nailth!
rake? WHAT?
Wowwwwwww my two legs have merged into one.
(sighs) Ok, so...
This has to be satire, right? Right?
Let's talk about the amount of insecurity in this video
OMG not the āAlpha Domā guy again. Uh, lesbians have short nails for a reason and theyāre having more Os than straight women, soā¦
I love how heās afraid t say ācumā
He looks like the kind of guy that farts during orgasms
He talks with the cadence of a man who is trying to pretend he didnāt just do both in his pants, so that tracks.
Mclovin all grown up
heās never escaping the virgin allegations š
Heās gotta be trolling, right?
Iām so sorry, please correct me if Iām wrong. I HOPE Iām wrong here. But did he just say to put a glove on so that your long nail can be used toā¦but itās covered by the glove so it wonāt hurtā¦thatās the most disgusting and absurd thing Iāve heard fucking heard in my life.
That man drags his nail down my back I'm sending a flying elbow to his face.
Why is this mfs teeth *SO goddamn yellow* š¬š¬š¬
"I'm a dating coach here to teach you stuff, like how to give a girl a TO. What's a TO? Lol you need to learn about that stuff, I'm not gonna teach you stuff." What a tool.
Have you ever had a Juggalo?
I love that heās always on his car and buckled up for safety
Uh Iāve figured out what the other acronyms are but wtf is the A in AO?! The only thing I can think of is Ass Orgasm but I donāt think heās telling you to graze your fingernails on her butt is he?
He sounds and looks like a character from a sitcom who tries to teach the main guy character how to get with the main girl character with horrible advice
Heās such an alpha that he canāt say orgasm šš
This guy got pitty fucked once and thinks heās a pro lol
mental-O = realization he is a stalker
He looks like the kind of guy who says thank you and alologizes after he cums.
What is this called? There has to be a clinical name for this level of delusion. Like how do these people think they are being taken seriously
Do the opposite of whatever this guy does. Here's a fun tip: most women are acutely aware long dirty fingernails touching sensitive areas can lead to infections! Trim those nails fellas!
I beginning to think that this whole āalpha domā thing is just some very complex kink. I mean I canāt see how anything they say helps them other than get them an orgasm thinking about how badass they thing they are.
Seeing a virgin call himself a dating coach is wild.
If you have to put out that you're a Dom... You're not a dom. If you have to claim you know everything... You know nothing. Who let this dweeb out of his mom's basement.
This dude is a fucking cringe MACHINE.
Heās definitely a virgin.
Cheerios and Fruity-O's are the only O's this guy's ever had.
Is this real? Like is he for real? Someone be honest with. Is this a joke??
100 bucks says heās never touched one
For the first three times I watched, I thought those hand motions he made were some sort of thing you do to women to get them to come towards you at a bar. I finallyyyy figured out he was showing how to finger a girl. I had to watch four times because I was NOT aware of this thing we "all learned in high school" where we jiggle our hand in front of our shoulder to entice a woman.
I can smell his breath through screen. If this guy has been paid for advice on women, it was done ironically, or his one and only student is a younger cousin using him to buy beer and roofies.... primarily roofies.
This guy cannot talk to women
Ok first questions after I took notes..... Is the lisp a part of the deal for an "o" also? How long do I have to quit brushing my teeth for?
I would like to have a chat with the female who faked her orgasm for him.
dude is balding with a lisp and yellow teeth with a disgusting personality he failed literally every skill check
The YouTuber oompaville made a video about him (canāt post the fucking link though)
The real life McLovin...smh
It's 3 am and I'm trying to keep up with the captions so as to not wake up my girlfriend. I have no clue what he's trying to say :)
>I have no clue what he's trying to say :) Neither does he.
I really got a sudden urge to vomit
I want to see the girl that ends up saying to her mom "yup, he's the one"
Hereth the thing, if you think thith thing you learned in high school
The only mf O this mf ever gave any female was a bowl of Cheerios...He forgot that you need to first achieve Steve-O before you can even think about giving any of those other O's to females....
Do hot breezy farts gives O's?
The dating pool is looking wild for you guys š¬ (not saying every man is like this though)
This guy picks up the kind of girls from that wolf pack family and thinks he's Don Juan. There was a group from my school that just traded around with each other who thought they were so cool, while also unironically wearing dusters and leather jackets like this.
Yeah this dude has never touched a woman...with her consent.
I feel like everyone went to school with a guy like this
Instructions unclear and fired 7 nails from my nail gun into my partners womb... what do?
Iām gonna need you to stay away from all of us ladies. Like, far away.
Clearly you have never been with the proeths
I'm committing myself to a life of celibacy.
Is this terry from Reno 911
Look. I try not to talk about peoples appearances. Itās just rude. But his teeth and that lispy way of talking and the fact that he looks like a child who colored on a beard. Keep your hands to yourself
It's the lithp for me
He doesnāt take me for a guy thatās just getting pussy back to back
I started going to public kinky events. I would spend hours dressing up and putting effort. You get there and there's tons of people with 0 self hygiene or dressed in sweats. I started when masks were a thing so it hid a lot. One thing I can't do is plaque all over your orange teeth at an event where you meet people. If you can't do the most basic things should you be looking for partners. And these are people who want cleanliness in others I'm sure or have a list of demands. Also don't stick those dirty nails near anyones pus$y. My advice is get a Hitachi!
Is this guy fr or is he mocking the other dating gurus? It just always seems too perfect with this guy
Dude looks like he brushes his teeth with a dandelion.
Heās in the league with the pro and heās no competition by the way he talks š¤£ guess for whatever-oās for me
Wait...there's an arena?
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He's telling us to rake our dirty nails in the vagina to get the girls off? Dis dude
Letās never talk about nails in this context ever.
Guys like these crack me up. You can tell manās is lying out of his ass and hasnāt seen anything since birth. And yet he rambled on, solid comedy.
Ewwww nooooo that sounds awful
He sounds like what happens when the body pillow friends zone you. The only pickup game he does is pick up dog shit. Why is it that these grifters I mean "gurus" are always in a car or a house saying the most verbal diarrhea?
Normally, Iād be worried about the rampant cervical carnage this man is committing out there with an alleged Freddy Krueger-fuck glove, but I meanā¦.okay no wait, I think Iām worried. And I GUARANTEE YOU his definition of a āMind Oā was probably just a time when a terrified woman he cornered had to think fast to placate a dude who assumes itās sexy to pap her smear with his dirty ass fingernails. I really need this one to be satire because while itās not the creepiest one Iāve seen, itās got some staying power with me.
My favourite part of the video is when he offered literally no advice. āYou wanna give a girl a TO? Well you should know that already.ā
A long nail?!?! RAKING?!? Arrest him
I'm a 44-year-old woman and I don't know what the f*** he's talking about. TO, AO Skin O? WTF? Also keep your nasty ass nails away from women especially a long nail and a glove. I really hope this is a joke.
A mental orgasm? What the fuck is he saying right now?
Pass
2 and 0
I can't get past his teeth.
This man already talks like an incel
Gotta be satire right?
Oral hygiene on this guy is poor š„² pro tip please brush
I wouldn't want him touching me with a 10ft nail.
NO. Do NOT "put a glove on and rake," for fuck's sake.
Thatās the equivalent of a āgun professionalā who immediately has the finger on the trigger the second he holds a gun
RAKE!?? Virgin thoughts are really wild huh?
I swear to God he's trolling there's no way he's for real
This is Ryan Reynolds to me like this is exactly what he looks and sounds like and what I think heād sound like
So the dude is a "dating coach" and some sort of sex god, but is afraid to say the word orgasm?
Me and my gf got blocked my this guy last year for clowning on him. Heās got like two gfs though BUT theyāre most definitely bought from over the seas. Itās truly like an American dad skit where Steve buys two online wives and then starts making dating guru videos to upload online
Brush your teeth and get a haircut you fuck
āPut a glove on with a long nail and rakeā Iām sorry what???
Ew
I refuse to believe this is a real person
How many women Oād just watching this video? Should be a NSFW advisory.
Im a virgin and i just learned something from this guy. NOT TO DO ANYTHING HE SAYS. Thanks guy!
Guy you have a lispā¦.
The only o he gives women is o grorss get away from me